Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

Uncle Hai quickly got tired of smashing things and threw the AK aside. Still angry, he looked around, annoyed that his underlings were too far away, then looked at himself, and then... grabbed the urine bag hanging next to the wheelchair and smothered Lei Gong's face, intending to suffocate him.

The henchmen around him were stunned, and then quickly stepped forward to hold down the struggling Lei Gong so that Uncle Hai could vent his anger.

After Uncle Hai defeated Lei Gong, he felt a sharp, intense pain coming from his lower body as soon as he relaxed.

"Call...call the doctor!"

And so, the once-powerful Lei Gong died under Hai Shu's urine bag.

Uncle Hai, an arms tycoon, has also earned a new title... the God of Urine Bags!

.........

Jiang Lang, the top henchman in the arms syndicate and Uncle Hai's right-hand man, works desperately and tries every means to gain the trust of the syndicate's leader. Finally, Uncle Hai grooms him as his successor, but in reality, he is an undercover police officer.

As an undercover agent, Jiang Lang is probably the strongest in the undercover world. He kills without batting an eye when he's undercover, and no one would think that such a ruthless person would be an undercover agent.

Just now, he elegantly took down another person in the library, a traitor on Uncle Hai's side.

Years of undercover work have left Jiang Lang mentally and physically exhausted. Now, all he wants is to end it all as soon as possible, then go abroad to find a place where no one knows him and start his retirement life early.

Upon arriving at Uncle Hai's villa, Jiang Lang immediately sensed something was wrong; there was a smell of gunpowder in the air.

Just as Jiang Lang was about to draw his gun as a precaution, one of the guards at the door spotted him.

"Ah Lang, you're back?"

Jiang Lang did not loosen his grip on the gun handle at his lower back.

"Stop talking, come in and see Uncle Hai."

Seeing that his underling was not acting strangely, Jiang Lang withdrew his hand and followed him into the villa.

"Uncle Hai... Uncle Hai! What happened?!"

Uncle Hai lay on the bed, wearing a shirt and suit on his upper body and bare legs on his lower body. His genitals were wrapped in bulging gauze, like a large diaper.

"Ah Lang, you've arrived."

When Uncle Hai saw Jiang Lang arrive, he mustered his spirits and said:

"You've come at the perfect time; I happen to have something to say to all of you."

Uncle Hai sighed:

“I’ve made up my mind. I’m leaving Hong Kong Island. Things have changed drastically on Hong Kong Island lately. One lunatic after another is appearing. Today, a group of inexplicable lunatics came to kill me. Luckily, I’m alive. If this happened a few more times, I wouldn’t be able to survive.”

Several underlings tried to persuade him, but were interrupted by Uncle Hai.

"I've made up my mind. If you're willing to come with me, then come with me. If you're not, then stay. I'm handing everything here over to Ah Lang. If Ah Lang doesn't want to, then you can choose yourselves. Ah Lang, what do you think?"

Jiang Lang was dumbfounded. How did things turn out like this after he went out to kill someone? Uncle Hai wanted to run away and wanted to be the boss himself. Please, I'm an undercover agent, what kind of boss am I supposed to be?

......

Chapter 62 Saigon's Big Fool

A Taiwanese underworld tycoon died in a gangland shootout on Hong Kong Island.

"According to reports, Lei Gong, the leader of the Taiwanese Sanlian Gang, died yesterday afternoon at No. xxx in the Banshan Villa District. An investigation revealed numerous bullet holes and heavy weapon marks at the scene, suggesting a gangland shootout. Rumors also claim that Lei Gong's death was particularly humiliating, with large amounts of urine on his face, raising serious questions about the cause of death..."

"hiss........."

Wang Taiyi lay on the large bed in the villa, flipping through the newspaper, and gasped for breath.

This must have been done by Uncle Hai. Is that old man Uncle Hai really that fierce? He even used urine. Did he push the Thunder God into a latrine?

"Grandma, what are you looking at? You seem so engrossed."

A pretty little head popped out from under the covers; it was Lei Zhilan, her voice still a little hoarse.

"nothing."

He casually tossed the newspaper aside, picked up Lei Zhilan's little head, and gave her a quick kiss.

Since Wang Taiyi used his immortal powers to subdue the two women last time, he thought that these two girls would no longer dare to underestimate him. However, after only a few days of peace, they actually started teaming up to run dungeons. It has to be said that in this respect, the two of them are simply the Chamberlain and Rodman of the women's world.

If it weren't for my magical abilities and a perfect kidney, I really wouldn't have been able to subdue those two so easily.

Looking at the two cracked motorcycle helmets on the bedside table and the wall with a piece of plaster missing from the wall, I realized that this was only me; anyone else would have died!

"Zhilan, don't forget what happened today."

"Ugh, I know, you're so long-winded."

Jimmy, that bastard, went on vacation with his girlfriend these past two days. He said he was going to Texas, but I don't know what he was thinking. He just left without saying a word, and Huo Jingliang, that old scoundrel, has been calling him all over the place.

Since there was no one to oversee things at the company, Wang Taiyi sent Lei Zhilan over as a mascot for a few days. Jimmy would be back in a few days anyway. As for why he didn't go, it was because he was lazy.

......

Lei Zhilan drove off in her sports car at the villa entrance, while Wang Taiyi waited for Huo Wenxi, his newly appointed driver and secretary, to pick him up.

Today he's going to pick up his car at Xigong. Old Wang doesn't like riding in sedans; he prefers spacious minivans.

"Sorry, bro, there's a traffic jam."

Huo Wenxi opened the car window and kept apologizing to Wang Taiyi.

"fine."

Wang Taiyi waved his hand and got into the carriage.

Besides the plane, there was also Sha Qiang in the passenger seat. When Sha Qiang heard that Lao Wang wanted to modify the car, he volunteered, saying that he knew Wang Da Sha, a second-hand car dealer in Saigon, and took on the job.

"Hey, hello Donghuang Ge."

For Silly Qiang, Wang Taiyi is now his last lifeline. He knows his own worth. He's called the boss of Mong Kok, but that's because Chiang Tin-sang hasn't had time to deal with him. Now that Hung Hing is stable, Chiang Tin-sang can crush him at any time. Only by clinging to Wang Taiyi's coattails can he possibly survive.

Actually, he had other options, such as running away, but he couldn't bear to give up his current life. He didn't have much money, so what could he do if he ran away? Sell betel nuts in Taiwan or become a ladyboy in Thailand?

Wang Taiyi was practically barking at Sha Qiang's lapdog-like appearance.

"I'm saying, Brother Silly Qiang..."

"No! Brother Donghuang, just call me Sha Qiang, or Xiao Qiang is fine too."

cockroach?

"Alright, Sha Qiang, tell me what you want to do."

Sha Qiang immediately grinned and said.

"I want to follow Brother Donghuang. Now you know my situation, only you can save me..."

"Stop! You betrayed my good brother Kun. I'm already being lenient by not killing you. You still want to follow me? What are you thinking?"

Sha Qiang knelt on the passenger seat and started kowtowing, which startled Huo Wenxi, who was driving, and he almost drove the car into a ditch.

"Brother Donghuang, save me! We have a real bond, after all. If you can save me, I'll do anything for you."

Looking at Sha Qiang's pathetic state, Wang Taiyi pondered how to deal with the guy.

This scoundrel who betrayed his boss brings bad luck to everyone he associates with. Handsome Kun is a prime example. But this jinx can also be used to cause some trouble.

"You really will do whatever I tell you to do?"

Upon hearing that there was a chance, Sha Qiang immediately expressed his support.

"Of course, from now on you'll be my dad. Dad, are you tired? Let Xiaoqiang massage your legs."

"Stop it."

Wang Taiyi rolled his eyes at Sha Qiang.

"If you don't want to run away now, there's only one way: change gears."

"Change gear?"

Sha Qiang, that pig-brain, never thought of this method, but the problem is, who the hell would hire him? His reputation is completely ruined.

"Hehe, Brother Donghuang, you know my reputation, this..."

You know your reputation is bad, but even a pair of underwear and a piece of toilet paper can be useful, it just depends on how you use them, and Old Wang is good at making use of waste.

"Don't hang around in public for a while, I'll find you another job."

"Thank you, thank you, Brother Donghuang."

......

Saigon's largest used car dealership.

This place is very large, and car thieves often choose to come here to deal with stolen cars.

The person in charge here, Da Sha, is incredibly lucky. He's a bit dim-witted, but he got lucky and built such a big car factory.

When Wang Taiyi arrived, Da Sha was grilling fish and eating it by the roadside.

"You big idiot!"

Sha Qiang, acting as the middleman, immediately stepped forward to greet them.

"Hey! Big Fool, this is our Hung Hing's Tung Wong, why don't you say hello?"