Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

"This Uncle Hai must be eliminated. I, Lei Gong, have never suffered such humiliation. Immediately find out where Uncle Hai is. This time, I will personally take action!"

.........

Outside the hospital.

Taking advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention, Shanji and Ding Yao went to a corner that was not noticed by people.

The pheasant scratched its head and said:

“I’ve been thinking a lot lately. I want to leave the Sanlian Gang and go back to Hongxing. After all, my brothers are all here.”

Ding Yao cursed inwardly at yet another one who had run away after using her services, but her expression remained gentle.

"Are you really sure? If you go back to Hongxing, you'll have to start all over again, and you'll never have the status you have now."

"I've made up my mind. Also, Ding Yao, I like you. Come with me! I'll treat you well."

Pheasant took Ding Yao's hand and said earnestly.

"Alas! I wish I could, but the Thunder God wouldn't agree so easily."

"Damn it!" the pheasant cursed.

That old pervert Lei Gong, he's impotent but enjoys others defiling his lovers, what else is that but a pervert? He deserves to die.

"Okay, okay! Don't be angry anymore."

Ding Yao nestled in Shanji's arms and gently persuaded him, "I know what you're thinking. How could I not want to go with you? Don't worry, I'll explain things to Lei Gong. Then you can ask someone influential in Hongxing to help persuade him. I believe he'll give me face and let me go."

Ding Yao still didn't want to give up her previous plan and wanted to try again. If Lei Gong's brainless actions didn't cause any problems and he returned unharmed, she would continue with the original plan.

"Really? That's great."

Shanji hugged Ding Yao tightly and said happily.

“Great! I’ll have Brother Nan talk to Lei Gong then.”

Ding Yao felt so powerless. Why were all the people around her so brainless? Well, if they were smart, they would have gone to university to become lawyers or doctors. Who would want to be a short mule?

"Chicken, Brother Nan is also very good, but he's not that famous yet. Didn't you bribe a few gang leaders before? You can ask them for help."

To negotiate with a tiger, even if you can't find another tiger, you could at least find some wolves. What's the point of finding a dog? Even a dog that can kill a wolf is still a dog; reputation and seniority are still important.

"There's no time to lose, I'll go tell Brother Nan right now." Chicken couldn't wait.

"Wait a minute, Lei Gong is about to make a move on that Uncle Hai. Aren't you going?"

"What do you mean, 'more important than me'? He's just an ordinary Uncle Hai. It doesn't matter whether I'm here or not. I'm leaving."

Watching Shanji leave, Ding Yao hoped that everything would go smoothly, and that Lei Gong would be half-crippled when he went to fight that Uncle Hai.

……

A villa.

The unremarkable Uncle Hai, sitting in his wheelchair, had his right eyelid twitching violently. A burly henchman in front of him was jolted by the electric shock.

Uncle Hai has been acting strange ever since he started using a wheelchair. Now he's even flirting with me. What should I do? Should I just put up with it for the sake of climbing the social ladder?

"Xiao Luo, what are you doing? Didn't you hear me calling you?"

The burly young Luo quickly agreed.

"What's wrong, Uncle Hai?"

“I said, my eyelid twitching is never a good sign. Tell the brothers to be careful lately and not to let their weapons out of their sight.”

"Okay, Uncle Hai."

Is that all there is to it? Why does Xiao Luo seem a little disappointed?

.........

Chapter 61 War God Uncle Hai

Mid-level villa.

With its beautiful environment, nestled between mountains and the sea, it's a top choice for wealthy people looking for a home.

The fact that Uncle Hai can afford to buy a luxury mansion here shows his wealth.

This morning, my right eyelid, which had been twitching incessantly for the past few days, suddenly stopped twitching, which gave the superstitious Uncle Hai a premonition that something was about to happen.

really,

Around noon, a row of black cars pulled up in front of the villa.

A row of men in black, wearing sunglasses and suits, stood in a neat line.

An elderly man, who looked to be about the same age as him, was dressed in a suit and looked at him through the villa's gate. Beside him was a long-haired, fat man holding an umbrella for him.

"You're Uncle Hai?" Lei Gong looked at Uncle Hai, who was sitting in a wheelchair in the courtyard. He didn't expect that this person was actually a cripple. How dare such a thing kidnap him?

Uncle Hai was a man who had weathered many storms, and he showed no sign of panic when he saw Lei Gong and the others.

"Who are you? Are you looking to buy something? I don't care who introduced you, but isn't it a bit impolite to come to my door like this?"

Lei Gong almost laughed out of anger. "You kidnapped and extorted me and then acted like nothing happened, asking me to buy your goods? You don't even treat me like a human being!"

"You cripple, stop pretending! I'm here today to see you for myself."

Lei Gong waved his hand: "Attack!"

After saying that, he sat back in the car with the help of Uncle Zhongyong.

While Uncle Hai was still wondering what this person was doing, before he could speak, a group of men in black outside the door pulled out pistols and started shooting into the courtyard.

"Bang! Bang!........."

Gunfire erupted. Uncle Hai had instructed his men to carry guns because of his twitching eyelids, so they pulled out submachine guns and rifles and started fighting.

The two sides were not even in the same league in terms of firepower. Lei Gong was careless. It was probably his first time going up against an arms dealer. He thought they were just a group of people like gangsters. He didn't know that these people who dealt in arms were all desperate criminals.

Soon, Lei Gong's men were almost all killed or wounded, and some of Hai Shu's men also died.

"Damn it, drive! Drive now!"

Lei Gong, inside the carriage, yelled at the driver, never expecting to become a deliveryman today. Moreover, this Uncle Hai was clearly well-prepared, even pretending to ask who I was, trying to lower my guard so he could kill me.

Lei Gong regretted not having prepared enough men and firepower today. Now he just wanted to escape and bring enough firepower next time to take down Hai Shu.

The car shot off like an arrow. Lei Gong, who was in the car, had just breathed a sigh of relief when he was horrified to see a person come out of the yard and stand on the driveway with a tube-like thing on his shoulder in the rearview mirror.

"RPG!!!"

"Boom!"

Lei Gong's car was blasted over and overturned on the side of the road.

At this point, Lei Gong and his gang were basically wiped out.

Uncle Hai felt a pang of heartache looking at the dead underlings in the courtyard. These were brothers who had gone through thick and thin with him for many years, trusted confidants, and elites. How long does it take to train such underlings? He never expected that today a lunatic would inexplicably appear and kill 7 or 8 of them.

"Uncle Hai, this one is still breathing."

The henchman who had blown up the thunder god pulled him out of the car. As the car flew into the air, the thunder god was desperately protected in the arms of the loyal and brave uncle, and luckily he was still alive, while the loyal and brave uncle had already died.

"Bring him over here!"

Uncle Hai was furious. He said he wanted to see who this bastard was and that he would kill his whole family.

Uncle Hai, in his wheelchair, stuck out one foot and stepped on Lei Gong's head.

"Tell me! Who the hell are you?"

Uncle Hai is not completely paralyzed; he can still move his legs.

You bastard, you're still pretending to be confused even now, aren't you? The Thunder God who got stepped on is furious too. Don't you know who I am?

Lei Gong was, after all, a formidable figure. Feeling that he was doomed to die, he decided to take someone down with him.

Lei Gong lay on the ground and stretched out his hand. A delicate little pistol sprang out from his sleeve and fired two shots at Hai Shu. There were only two bullets in the gun.

Because Hai Shu stepped on his face, blocking his view, Lei Gong shot by instinct.

"Bang! Bang!"

"what!......"

One shot sent him flying, and the other hit Uncle Hai's...testicles.

"Uncle Hai!"

A group of henchmen with guns were about to kill Lei Gong.

"Stop! I want to kill him myself!"

Uncle Hai, having survived so many years in the arms trade, must be a ruthless man. He snatched an AK from one of his henchmen.

"Cut! Cut!..."

Out of bullets.

Uncle Hai took the butt of his gun and smashed it against Lei Gong's head repeatedly, leaving Lei Gong's face covered in bruises.