Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

Poseidon waved his hand.

"Here, pimp is getting old and has osteoporosis. Let's give him a bottle of cola to cleanse his system. I'll take the 2.5-liter one."

Before Lei Gong could speak, Zi Long shoved a large bottle of cola into his mouth, and cola sprayed out of his nostrils.

"Pfft~~"

"Yes, that's it. Also, get all that canned pork and seafood ready. Keep feeding them until the time is up and they don't see any money. If they can't eat anymore, force them. If they can't eat anymore, squeeze it out and feed them again!"

"I want to...poof!...make...poof!...call the phone!...poof......"

.......

In another room in the warehouse, Ding Yao, upon waking up, didn't shout like Lei Gong, but simply sat there quietly.

When Wang Taiyi opened the door, he was surprised to see Ding Yao sitting there looking at him. This girl was something else.

Ding Yao's hands were tied behind her back to the chair, and it was unclear which genius underling had tied them up. This position revealed Ding Yao's curves, which were clearly visible in her long black dress.

"You're Dafei's men, aren't you?"

Ding Yao took the initiative and won.

"What kind of work are you doing? Why did you tie me up and bring me back too?"

What is this girl saying?

"Let me go right now. Lei Gong absolutely cannot leave here alive. Oh, and hit me a few times to make it look like I've been beaten. Also, when Lei Gong's men arrive, remember to say something random to reveal that you're Jiang Tiansheng's men."

This girl misunderstood that Dafei was cooperating with her and mistook him for Dafei's subordinate.

"Hurry up, what are you waiting for?"

This requires...

"Crack! Crack!"

Old Wang went up and slapped Ding Yao twice, not hard, otherwise he was afraid she would beat him to death. Even so, Ding Yao's delicate skin immediately swelled up on both cheeks, as if she had two eggs in her mouth.

"inside...."

"What do you mean, 'who do you think I am?' I am Poseidon!"

Damn it, do you think I haven't read comics?

However, Ding Yao realized at this moment that this group of people were probably not Da Fei's people.

"Who the hell are you?"

Ding Yao's tone wasn't panicked; this girl has a really good mentality.

"We were just a bunch of kidnappers on a whim."

Wang Taiyi stood in front of Ding Yao with his arms crossed and his legs spread about a meter apart, making Ding Yao's eyes twitch.

"That pimp just said he'd pay ten million to save his own life, but that doesn't include you. What do you say to that?"

Ding Yao's tears came without warning.

"I knew it would be like this. I'm just a pitiful little woman, like a piece of duckweed, being played with by you men. I have nothing of value except myself. Do whatever you want with me."

Her gentle eyes, her pitiful words, and the alluring figure she unconsciously swayed in the chair—all of these would make any normal man's blood boil.

Unfortunately, Old Wang is not normal.

"Hey!"

Wang Taiyi took out his phone, typed in a bunch of gibberish, and started spouting nonsense.

"Hey! Old Li from northern Myanmar, I have a live organ here, I'll sell it to you for five million, do you want it? What? You think it's too expensive? There's a reason why it's expensive, this is the woman of a pimp from the Sanlian Gang. Okay, I'll be waiting for you tomorrow."

"Snapped!"

Wang Taiyi turned off his phone and prepared to leave.

"and many more!"

Ding Yao didn't believe it, but since Lao Wang was wearing a mask, she couldn't judge anything from his expression. However, judging from the way they kidnapped her, they were definitely professionals. She couldn't bargain with such ruthless people.

"I...have money, I'll give you 500 million!"

I knew this girl must be rich.

"You should have said so earlier! Just wait, if the pimp doesn't bring the money over, I'll let you go home alone."

At this moment, Ding Yao desperately hoped that Lei Gong's underlings would become greedy and not send the money over.

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Chapter 59 A Scam

The Sanlian Gang is quite swift in its actions; after all, it's known as the largest gang in Taiwan.

One of the leaders of the Sanlian Gang received a call from Lei Gong and immediately set off with money and men. He was loyal to Lei Gong and was frantic when he heard Lei Gong vomiting and making incoherent noises on the phone. These bastards were too despicable; they actually performed a gastroscopy on their gang leader.

The night is dark and windy.

A group of more than a dozen members of the Sanlian Gang arrived at the agreed-upon grove. There stood six strange men wearing masks, their large eyes and small mouths looking particularly eerie under the moonlight.

The leader of the hall grumbled, remembering the paper figures that were cremated along with his mother's funeral.

Upon seeing no sign of their leader, the group immediately drew their guns and pointed them at the group of kids.

"I am Zhongyongbo, the leader of the Sanlian Gang. I've brought the money, but where is our leader?"

The little devil with the blue wig who was leading them raised his hand, and you could see that he was holding a rope in his hand.

Zhongyongbo looked along the rope and saw a person hanging from a tree ten meters away. Who else could it be but Leigong?

Lei Gong was wearing only a vest with a box strapped to his chest and a pair of briefs. His belly was as big as a pregnant woman's. He could no longer speak and was spewing things out of his mouth intermittently.

Beneath Lei Gong's buttocks was a sharpened wooden stick aimed directly at his anus; it was obvious that if the other party let go, Lei Gong would be turned into a skewer.

Under the tree was Ding Yao, who was tied up in various ways. Ding Yao was also bound with an iron box that flashed red light, which looked like a bomb.

The loyal and brave Earl was so heartbroken he almost cried.

"A scholar can be killed but not humiliated! Why have you insulted our leader like this!"

You seem to have quite a rich emotional life.

"Stop talking nonsense, cash on delivery."

Zhongyongbo now only wants to rescue his beloved gang leader as soon as possible.

"Okay, the money's here!"

He forcefully threw the two boxes in front of Wang Taiyi.

"Don't try anything funny, Seiya!"

Seiya Mei Lantian quickly ran over and opened the alley to inspect the goods. This guy spent half a minute checking a few banknotes, and then took out a banknote detector from his pocket. This time, even Old Wang couldn't stand it anymore and kicked him.

"You want to take the accounting exam?! Go back home."

"Yes, Lord Neptune."

Zhongyongbo took the rope from Wang Taiyi's hand, and almost lost his grip so that Leigong would be knocked open by the stick.

"Don't move, or I'll blow you all up."

Wang Taiyi waved something that looked like a remote control in his hand.

The underlings of the Sanlian Gang, hesitant to act for fear of harming the innocent, held their guns and dared not make a move.

The group of strange people slowly moved away, and they could still hear one of them excitedly saying:

“Great, brother. With this money in circulation, we will definitely be able to maintain our leading position in the Hong Kong arms market.”

"Shut up, we'll talk about it when we get back."

.........

"Boss! Boss! What did they do to you?! They're inhuman! How could they do this?!"

As Zhongyongbo cried, he touched Leigong's belly, his mind already conjuring up images of countless burly men lining up behind Leigong, each holding a "love number."

"Ugh... Ugh... Vomit..."

In a fit of anger, Lei Gong vomited again, which looked like yogurt or something else, and was white and viscous.

The Earl of Zhongyong cried even more bitterly, wondering how much suffering his leader had endured.

"They...they didn't even spare those above them!"

Lei Gong, a brother of Zhongyong for decades, surely knew what Zhongyong was thinking. This man was brainless. Zhongyong was loyal and brave, but lacked wisdom.

Lei Gong struggled and grabbed Zhong Yongbo's collar with trembling hands.

"Shut up! Take me to the hospital right now!"

"But it's the gang leader."

Uncle Zhongyong hesitated and said, "You still have a time bomb on you. Why don't we call the police first? There's no bomb disposal department in the hospital."