Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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"Four Seasons Hotel, come quick!"

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Lei Gong is very old, but he is young at heart. He not only serves as a leader and a councilor, but also has mistresses who are old enough to be his granddaughters.

"Damn it, Jiang Tiansheng is too arrogant. I even lowered myself and spent real money to buy shares from him, but he still doesn't give me any face. He doesn't even respect me!"

Inside an upscale French restaurant across from the Four Seasons Hotel, Lei Gong was furious, his anger rising at the thought of Jiang Tiansheng's disregard for him.

The charming Ding Yao gently comforted Lei Gong.

"Darling, don't be angry. If we can't cooperate with Jiang Tiansheng this time, we can cooperate next time. There will always be opportunities."

Lei Gong retorted angrily, "What do you know? You woman, go eat your worms."

Ding Yao smiled but didn't say anything, instead looking down and fiddling with the salt-baked snails on the plate.

Ding Yao lowered her head, a cold glint in her eyes.

"Damn it, I'm not eating anymore, let's go!"

Lei Gong angrily threw his napkin on the table.

Ding Yao's smile remained perfect as she got up to help Lei Gong.

"Boom!"

With a loud crash, a van smashed through the floor-to-ceiling window, knocking two bodyguards away, and came to a stop precisely in front of Lei Gong and his companion.

Several humanoid creatures were eyeing the two people menacingly from inside the open car door.

Lei Gong is too old to have watched cartoons, but Ding Yao has. Are they a bunch of lunatics?

This time, the Saint Cloths of the Saint Seiya warriors have clearly been upgraded.

Besides the more refined masks, there are also DIY cardboard box Saint Cloths.

In the blink of an eye, Zilong leaped out of the carriage and unleashed a powerful Lushan Rising Dragon Hammer, a wooden hammer used for renovations, which struck Leigong squarely on the head.

Seiya followed, and a second before Raikou fainted, he threw Raikou into the carriage with an over-the-shoulder throw. Ding Yao could hear the cracking sound of Raikou's bones as he was thrown.

As the carriage was about to close, Ding Yao thought for a moment and made what she believed to be the right decision.

"what……"

Amidst her screams, Ding Yao heard Poseidon say, "Quick, there's more!"

Then, the last thing Ding Yao saw before she fainted was Zi Long's hammer.

The entire process, from the moment the van broke through the window to the moment the kidnappers left, took less than 20 seconds, demonstrating remarkable efficiency.

in the carriage.

After putting a hood over the hostage's head, Poseidon removed his mask and lit a cigarette.

"Hiss... Whew! What a satisfying kidnapping!"

Wang Taiyi was very satisfied with this operation.

After taking off his mask, the buck-toothed Seiya Mei Lantian was seen writing and drawing in a notebook.

"Hey buck-toothed boy, what are you doing? Studying? Are you trying to take night school exams? We're kidnapping you, can't you at least have some attitude?"

Poseidon was angry.

"If you're really bored, you can open the window and let some fresh air out. The way you're studying so seriously doesn't fit our style at all. I really want to knock your front teeth out."

Mei Lantian pouted and looked at Wang Taiyi.

Wang Taiyi nearly flew over with a kick after leaning back. Was this guy trying to be cute?

"No, bro, I'm keeping track of how much money Tony and his crew have made recently. Once we've made enough, let's go rob them again."

"No, you're still keeping an eye on them?"

"Yes."

Mei Lantian said proudly, "Of course, they've switched to robbing gold shops now. Just last week they robbed two gold shops. I don't think they can do it many more times. They'll probably save up enough money and run away."

Mei Lantian glanced at the notebook.

"I predicted their target was ten million, and they've got about six or seven million now."

Looking at his serious expression, Wang Tai knew he was really going to take advantage of the three Vietnamese brothers.

"You...you're such a loyal person!"

"Thank you!"

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Chapter 58 Blackmail

When Lei Gong woke up, he felt sore all over, as if his body had fallen apart. Everything in front of him was pitch black, and he could tell that he had been covered by a hood.

"Anyone?"

After shouting this, Lei Gong felt that even speaking was difficult.

"you're awake?"

A male voice rang out, and he knew that these were the people who had kidnapped him, but he was not flustered at all. As long as he cooperated, he would generally be fine. Besides, they had put a hood on him, which he was familiar with.

"Who are you? What do you want? Do you know who I am?"

"Of course we know who you are, a pimp from the Triads."

"…Thunder God!"

Lei Gong's blood pressure soared to 220.

"I don't care what kind of prince you are. Our Holy Palace needs renovation and refurbishment, and we need money. You're in luck; I've taken a liking to you. Send the money right now, or I'll kill you!"

Couldn't you have come up with a better reason? You could have just said you wanted money.

But Lei Gong dared not say so, because he believed that kidnappers who could come up with such outrageous reasons were usually madmen who didn't care about human life.

"How much do you want?"

Old Wang stroked his chin and thought about Cheung Tze-keung, the superstar of the kidnapping world.

"I want 10 billion."

"cough~cough~"

Lei Gong felt that this madman was playing him for a fool. A billion? Do you think I'm some kind of idiot like Bill Gates?

"no!"

Huh? So tough? Not even negotiating? Old Wang was annoyed. What's with this attitude, talking so tough even though you're a hostage?

"How many do you have?"

“I can give you a million, and I can let this matter go afterward.”

"one million?"

Old Wang was furious. "Don't think I don't know. Dafei told me when we came that you have at least a suitcase full of cash, at least ten million. You're giving me only one million? Are you looking down on me, Poseidon?!"

"Purple Dragon!"

Zilong stepped forward and ripped off Leigong's headgear, slapping him twice across the face, making Leigong see stars.

"I'll give you another chance to rephrase your words. How much are you willing to pay?"

Damn it, these people have no sportsmanship and beat up an elderly person. Oh no, my teeth seem to be loose.

"Five million! I'll give you five million! Is that enough?"

Poseidon nodded.

"That's barely acceptable. Five million each, ten million in total. Let's call someone to send the money!"

"What ten million? I said five million."

"Yeah, five million each, plus your girl, that's exactly ten million."

Lei Gong had a cold expression.

"I'll only offer five million. As for her, you can do whatever you want with her. You should know who I am. I hope you'll know when to stop."

You little pimp, trying to outsmart me, huh? You're so stingy.

"As expected, none of the Taiwanese councilors are any good. So what if you're a pimp? Listen to me, I want 3 million. I'll give you three minutes to make the call. If I don't get the money in half an hour, I don't want it anymore. I'll fucking... feed you to death!"

Seiya pushed a small cart in at that moment, which was filled with canned goods, such as pineapple, seafood, and dog food.

This is Wang Taiyi's warehouse; it has everything.

Lei Gong seemed to have thought of something.

"Don't mess around."