Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

Ding Xie looked at Wang Taiyi:

Are you insulting me?

"No, I was just complimenting you."

Squeak! Squeak!

Wang Taiyi came to Ding Xie's side again.

"I've always been curious about something: Fang Jinxin, the good brother you killed. I don't think you're that reckless person. Is it really because of jealousy? After all, he was better than you in everything since childhood, and everyone liked him but not you."

“Shut up! You don’t understand the relationship between Jinxin and me. It would be painful for me to kill him, but it’s not my fault. He’s an idiot and weak. Why is everyone blaming me? Must a real man suffer an injustice like Yue Fei or Jesus?”

They're even getting all self-satisfied.

"But didn't you hit him because he's an idiot?"

"Shut up! I won't allow you to insult the brotherhood between us."

As he spoke, Ding Xie punched Old Wang in the face.

"Bah!"

Wang Taiyi remained motionless, but his mask was knocked to the ground.

"Damn it, they dare to lay a hand on me!"

Wang Taiyi, holding the handlebars with one hand, leaned forward and extended his other hand, making a fist and punching Ding Xie on the forehead from top to bottom, like playing whack-a-mole.

"Oh! It hurts!"

Ding Xie lay on the ground, clutching his head and crying out in pain.

Pain? That's fine, I'll make you suffer without any pleasure.

Wang Taiyi spread his legs, lifted the children's tricycle, placed it on Ding Xie's face, and then sat down on it, running over him from front to back.

"This is called a three-wheeled vehicle riding on the front."

……

In another room, Gao Jin, Wang Jingfei, Xue, and several of his underlings were watching the live broadcast on TV.

"Crack! Crack!"

Wang Jing applauded.

"Boss, that tricycle riding right in front of me is amazing! It's kind of absurd. Is this guy combining humor and violence? I've got some inspiration for my next movie!"

Fei Xue nodded slightly.

"As expected of the eldest brother, this scene suddenly brought to mind the heroic image of Guan Yu riding a bicycle for a thousand miles to kill Yan Liang and Wen Chou."

“Hey, Fatty, that’s a solo journey of a thousand miles, okay?” Wang Jing retorted.

Fei Xue looked at him and said, "You're a fat person, how dare you call me fat?"

"Fatty, your imagination is still lacking. You don't understand me, you don't understand the boss, and you don't understand love! How can you be a good director if you don't understand this?"

Wang Jing was unaware of Fei Xue's prowess, and he became displeased when Fei Xue insulted his professional level.

"What does this have to do with love? Besides, why would I understand you? You're not my son, and we've only just met."

Fei Xue glanced at Wang Jing.

"You need to be disciplined."

"cut!"

Wang Jing wasn't afraid at all; I'm the fat guy that the boss loves the most.

“Training? I think you could participate in the third part of my ‘Human Body Wu Gong’ project, just as a shit double.”

With a blank expression, Gao Jin subtly distanced himself from the two of them. He felt that neither of them were serious fat men, and that he was not at all like them. It would be better to have less contact with them in the future.

……

"Ah~~"

Ding Xie, whose face was being pressed down, still wanted to lift Wang Taiyi up, car and all, with both hands gripping the wheels tightly.

Look at what he's capable of.

"let go!"

Ding Hai didn't respond; his face turned bright red.

Wang Taiyi looked at Ding Xie, opened his mouth towards Ding Xie's head, pressed his tongue against his lower teeth, and slowly drooled out. This scene was very similar to students doing a salivary amylase experiment in a middle school classroom.

"what!"

Ding Xie pulled his hand away to block the saliva, which caused the wheel to hit his face again, and Old Wang started riding the tricycle in his face again.

"Friction, friction~"

"Rubbing against this rough donkey face."

"Ah~"

Another scream rang out as Old Wang crushed Ding Xie's nose.

"Who...who are you? I don't know you at all. Why are you trying to harm my family? Are you Zhanbo? Zhanbo, I'm your uncle!"

"Damn it! Am I that dark-skinned? Are you blind? You're insulting me!"

Ding Xie was getting a little frantic.

"Then who are you? What do you want? Why are you bullying an honest person?"

Huh? Bullying an honest person? You?

"Okay, I'm not going to mess with you anymore."

Wang Taiyi let Ding Xie go, rode his bike to the side, and then lit a cigarette.

"Hiss...whoosh..."

Wang Taiyi looked at Ding Xie with a complicated expression. Ding Xie was stunned by her gaze. What kind of look was that? Nostalgia? Pity? Guilt?

"Ting Hai, now that things have come to this, I don't want to hide it anymore."

"Wha...what do you mean? What do you want to do?"

"I didn't intend to do anything, I just wanted to tell you the whole truth."

Wang Taiyi looked at Ding Xie seriously and said:

"Ding Hai, actually, I'm your biological father!"

"you……"

Ding Xie was trembling with anger. He valued his family the most, and he couldn't tolerate anyone making fun of them. If he hadn't been outmatched, Wang Taiyi would probably be beaten into an idiot like Fang Jinxin by now.

"Child, don't get agitated, listen to me."

Wang Taiyi touched his smooth face.

"Don't let my youth, good skin, and exceptionally handsome appearance fool you... I'm actually 88 years old."

"More than 60 years ago, on a stormy night, your mother came into my room wearing a pair of black socks. You know, that's how you came to be."

"Don't talk nonsense. I met my father when I was a child."

Wang Taiyi frowned, as if looking at his ignorant son.

"Shut up! That person isn't your biological father, I am! Let me finish what I have to say. Do you still want to know the truth?"

When Wang Taiyi is serious, he looks quite intimidating, and Ding Xie was shocked.

"Everything was fine until an accident changed everything."

Wang Taiyi spoke with great emotion, and Ding Xie unconsciously listened attentively. When he saw Wang Taiyi hesitate, he quickly asked him a question.

"What accident?"

Wang Taiyi suddenly hugged himself, his body trembling uncontrollably, as if he had remembered something terrible.

"That day, I met a foreigner named Dracula."

.........

Chapter 121 Transmigrator VS Chosen One of the Planes

According to Wang Taiyi's description, when he was young, he was bitten by a foreigner named Dracula, who turned out to be a vampire. Then Wang Taiyi was embraced by him.

As you know, vampires survive by drinking human blood, so in order not to harm his pregnant wife, he went abroad alone to find a solution.

Little did I know that this departure would last for more than sixty years.

During this time, he experienced many ups and downs, such as scheming against the thirteen elders of the vampire clan and fighting life-and-death battles with vampire hunters. In short, it was quite magical.

Now that he has become the king of the vampires, and with his safety guaranteed, he has decided to return to Hong Kong to reunite with his family.

The reason he kidnapped his son and grandson was to see if they had the qualities of a king.