Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

Ding Hai had no problem with it, and after thinking for a moment, he said:

"Do you think Ah Ling loves me?"

Fei Xue had no idea who Ah Ling was, and blurted out:

"like!"

"Right? I knew she loved me, Fatty, you understand me."

Wang Taiyi, who was watching the live stream, became increasingly exasperated.

The two men found themselves getting along incredibly well, discussing everything from how to slash someone in the middle only to injure them but not kill them, to the Apollo moon landing, from how many grams of flour a swallow could stuff into a smuggled bird, to how much it costs to smuggle people across borders. They seemed to have met too late in life.

"Seriously, you idiot!"

Fei Xue stopped talking when she heard Wang Taiyi's voice on TV.

"Alright, Brother Ding, the timing isn't right. Let me end this contest. Please accept this difficult problem that I've recently come up with."

"Brother Jack, please!"

Ding Xie smiled and raised his hand in greeting. He was having a pleasant chat with the fat man and had completely forgotten about his eldest son.

Fei Xue spoke calmly.

"On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, two people saw a beautiful woman they didn't know on the street. Everything about this woman met their criteria for a partner. When they saw her, their hearts pounded, and their minds were filled with scenes of having sex with her. So, did they love her as a person or her body?"

"In other words, when a man sees a beautiful woman, does his mind react first, that is, love at first sight? Or does his heart flutter first, that is, sexual attraction at first sight?"

Is this a shift from philosophy to the study of gender relations?

"Brain activity?"

"wrong!"

"Is that what it means to be moved?"

“That’s wrong too!”

Fei Xue smiled slightly.

"It's not the brain that moves, nor the heart; it's their Dio that moves, so the only relationship between the man and the woman is that of Dio."

"........."

"boom"

The two were very close at this moment, and Ding Xie punched Fei Xue so hard that she rolled on the ground like a gourd.

"You didn't even give me this option, you idiot."

Ding Hai has always been unpredictable.

"Dior? I think you look like Dior."

Even after rolling around twice, Feixue got up without getting angry.

“Brother Ding, why are you angry? This is not good. You should be like me and not show your emotions.”

"Go to hell! I can see right now, you're a lunatic."

Ding Xie was about to beat up Fei Xue.

Unfortunately, Ding Xie had an iron chain around his neck, so he could only bark and snarl at Fei Xue from a great distance.

Fei Xue chuckled and pressed his cane against Ding Xie's philtrum.

"Child, please calm down, I'm here to help you."

Press the button on the cane to activate the current.

"Zi~Zi~"

The electric shock lasted for ten seconds before stopping.

Fei Xue's eyes lit up.

"Good! You are indeed insightful. Even the attendant under my god's throne who was subjected to lightning punishment did not last half as long as you. Convert to my god!"

Ding Xie foamed at the mouth.

I convert to yum!

"Zi~Zi~"

Fei Xue took out her self-written "Big B Curse" from her bosom.

Repeat after me.

"South has, hoo-ha-go-ga..."

"You old M!"

"Zi~Zi~"

Wang Taiyi covered his head, feeling a bit regretful. He shouldn't have let Fei Xue do it; how did it turn into a training session again, with no fun at all? He still had to do it himself.

It seems that Gao Jin was lucky to test Ding Xie, otherwise he would have been killed long ago, while Fei Xue tested... it seems that she didn't test anything except for being able to withstand electricity.

Now let's see just how lucky Ding Hai is, this chosen one, and how to play him next.

Fatty Xue was having a great time electrocuting Ding Xie, chanting scriptures while doing so, which gave him a unique kind of pleasure.

"squeak…"

The door is opened.

Fei Xue stopped what she was doing, somewhat disappointed, and looked towards the doorway at Ding Xie, who was still standing despite foaming at the mouth.

"Squeak, squeak..."

Wang Taiyi, wearing a clown mask, rode in on a children's bicycle.

Upon seeing her elder brother arrive, Fei Xue quickly stood up and gave Wang Tai and his party a greeting he had created himself.

"I've met my brother, and I admire you."

Wang Taiyi, wearing a mask, faced Fei Xue.

"Yeah, get out."

"Okay, my brother."

Ding Xie, with smoke rising from his head, looked at Wang Taiyi riding a children's bicycle and laughed:

"So it's finally here? I never expected the mastermind to be an idiot."

Not bad, not bad, Old Wang just loves people who are stubborn.

……

Chapter 120 I am your father

"You idiot, what exactly do you want?"

Ding Xie looked down at Wang Taiyi, who was sitting in the stroller.

Wang Taiyi beckoned with his finger.

"Come closer, I'll tell you."

Ding Xie bent down and approached Wang Taiyi.

"Snapped!"

Wang Tai slapped him across the face as soon as she raised her hand.

Ding Xie was sent flying by the blow.

After landing and rolling a few times, Ding Xie sat on the ground, supporting his upper body and covering his face with one hand.

He was indeed physically fit; even with only 30% of my strength, I couldn't knock him out.

"Why did you hit me?"

Wang Taiyi rode his little cart, creaking and groaning, to Ding Xie's side.

"Come here, come closer, and I'll tell you why I hit you."

Ding Xie quickly widened the distance between the two by bracing himself with both hands on the ground.

"Don't try to fool me. You still want to hit me? I've already found out."

"Wow, you're so smart! You actually figured it out."

Ding Xie smiled smugly.

"Of course, I'm as clever as a monkey."

Mrs. Wang nodded slightly.

"It really does look like one, like a monkey from Mount Emei. Otherwise, why would it be so annoying?"

"Hey!"