Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

"Are the three actors ready?"

Ding Yixie struggled for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said:

"This time, I want to make a centipede head!"

The third and fourth brothers looked at Ding Yixie in surprise:

"Second brother, you..."

......

nursing home.

When Ding Xiaoxie arrived at his grandmother's room, he saw Ding Xie patting the old lady on the back, while the old lady was dry heaving in front of a basin.

"Mom, isn't that disgusting? They ate while they were pooping, and they didn't waste a single drop."

"Ugh~~~"

"And another thing, that mouth, it's sewn right onto the swallow skin, tsk... tsk... Mom, try to imagine it, it's disgusting."

"Ugh~~~"

The old lady vomited while grabbing Ding Xie's arm tightly, saying, "Stop talking!"

"Dad! What are you doing? Shut up!"

I was initially quite happy to see my eldest son arrive, but he actually dared to yell at me like that. He's so unfilial.

"How dare you talk to your father like that! I haven't even said anything to you yet. How do you take care of your younger brothers? You actually made them make those kinds of films. Do you want to be famous that much?"

Ding Xiaoxie scratched his hair.

"They were coerced. Do you understand what coercion is? They didn't want to do it, don't you understand?"

"Humph!"

Ding Xie didn't believe it at all.

"Impossible. If it wasn't voluntary, how could they possibly poop? And it tasted so good. I think they're just despicable."

This is ridiculous... Trying to reason with Ding Hai is like talking to a bull about love.

Ding Xiaoxie took a deep breath and changed the subject.

"Alright, Dad, let's not talk about this anymore. Grandma's about to throw up. Where are the second brother and the others?"

"I beat them up and they left."

"you........"

"Alright, Dad, you shouldn't stay here anymore. There are too many people here, and you're a wanted criminal. What if someone calls the police?"

Ding Xieteng stood up.

“What wanted criminal? Are you looking down on your father? I’ve done nothing wrong. It’s all a misunderstanding. So what if I’m arrested? I believe the judge will understand my predicament.”

Where the hell do you get your confidence?

"...Okay, Zheng, how about you go home and stay for a while? Just to keep us company and let us fulfill our filial duties!"

Ding Xiaoxie planned to put his father under house arrest as soon as he got back, until the statute of limitations for the case expired.

"At least he said something sensible."

Ding Xie nodded.

"You can go down now. I'll stay and talk to your grandma a little longer before I leave."

If the old lady, who was still vomiting, could speak, she would definitely tell Ting Hai to get out of here.

downstairs.

Ding Xiaoxie angrily hung up the phone.

"Where did the second brother and the others go? They're not answering their phones!"

"squeak…………"

Another van pulled up in front of him.

.........

Chapter 118 I Want to Play a Game with You

The Ding brothers have gone missing.

At first, Ting Hai was furious, thinking his sons had stood him up. It wasn't until one of Ting Hau Hai's trusted henchmen came to him with a letter that he learned his sons had gone missing.

Ding Xie opened the envelope.

"Ding Hai, if you don't want to die without a son to see you off, come alone tonight in a white van on xxx Road. Remember to come alone."

"Humph!"

Ding Xie crumpled the letter into a ball and threw it away.

"Going to the meeting alone? Do you think I, Ding Xie, am afraid of that? But I've been in jail in Taiwan for fourteen years, so why would a local gang be targeting me? It must be those brats who caused this trouble. What unfilial sons! What would you do without your father?"

Ding Hai decided to venture into the den of iniquity alone that night. After taking a few steps, he turned back and picked up the crumpled piece of paper he had thrown away. His memory was failing him; he hadn't remembered the address.

……

When Ding Hai woke up again, he found himself in an empty, secret room with an iron chain around his neck.

He touched the back of his head, which was aching.

“The local gangs are so unethical these days. They hit me with a stick as soon as I got on the bus.”

"Zi...Zi..."

A television was hanging on the opposite wall. After a period of static, a clown wearing a strange mask with red mosquito coils painted on his cheeks appeared on the screen.

"hello"

The clown spoke.

"I what to play a game."

Despite the bizarre scene, Ding Xie showed no sign of panic, staring directly into the clown's eyes on the television.

"What do you mean?"

"..."

The clown paused briefly.

"I want to play a game with you!"

Ding Xie stared at the TV and said, "What games are you playing? Are you sick? I'm here to save my son, not to play games with you."

Ding Hai pointed impatiently at the television.

"Forget it, I can't reason with a circus performer like you. Let your boss come out and talk to me."

"..."

Wang Taiyi, hiding behind the mask, couldn't help but sigh, "Ting Xie, you really know how to leave people speechless."

"Zi...Zi..."

The television screen shifted, showing the second, third, and fourth sons of the Ding family bound and lying on the ground with several large dogs behind them. The dogs, with red eyes, were about to pounce on the three men, but because they were chained, they all stood up on their hind legs.

"How about it? If you don't play games, these dogs will become your daughter-in-law, no, your son-in-law."

Seeing the three brothers crying their eyes out on TV, Ding Xie felt extremely sorry for them.

"You beasts, you beasts, let them go, and I'll play with you."

"it is good."

The screen transforms into a clown.

"Then, contestants, please begin the first round."

"squeak…"

The door to the room opened, and Gao Jin, dressed in a suit and tie, walked in. He stood in front of Ding Xie, straightened his red bow tie, and spoke coldly.

"Three minutes. If you can still stand after three minutes, you win, and your son will be fine."

Gao Jin had no interest in fighting this middle-aged man, but he had no choice; his elder brother had ordered it.

"Hmph! Just a mere waiter."

Ding Xie glanced at Gao Jin, completely disregarding him. He could take on ten of these pretty-boy waiters; he wondered if they even weighed 130 pounds.

I normally have no interest in bullying a boy like Ding Xie, but I had to make an exception for my son's sake.

"call…"

Ding Xie slapped Gao Jin across the face.

With so many openings, Gao Jin didn't even bother to dodge Ding Xie's attacks, raising his left hand to block them from the side of his head.