Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

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Wang Taiyi clapped his hands.

"Well then, seeing that you're in good health, you'll train with Fang Min for a while. Once you've completed my trial mission, you'll officially become a member of my team."

"Ok."

Zhu Wanfang raised her little hand.

"Can I ask what the task is? Is it to be the top student in the whole school?"

"hehe."

Wang Taiyi shook his head.

"What kind of trial was that, Fang Min? Tell her what your mission was back then?"

Fang Min smiled sweetly at Zhu Wanfang.

"Wanfang, my trial task is to beat up a male classmate of the same age."

Zhu Wanfang∑(￣□￣)

It seems Wang Taiyi hasn't assigned any tasks to that stubborn mule Sang Mei yet; he originally planned to wait until she finished her surgery.

By this time, Ruan Mei and Huo Wenxi were exhausted.

.........

Ruan Mei and her companion's process of collecting protection money went exceptionally smoothly. As long as they mentioned Donghuang's name, the shop owners were very cooperative, perhaps because of the support of the male model group behind them.

The problem is that these small vendors only pay a few hundred or a thousand yuan a month in protection money, which is pitifully little. This made the two women feel like they were collecting utility bills.

They only managed to earn 20,000 to 30,000 yuan after working for half a day, and they were exhausted. Sometimes, the shop owner would be busy while they just stood there waiting, not even knowing to take advantage of the male model group.

It was already dark, and both of them were hungry.

Bao Xi had a sudden inspiration.

"Oh, I get it! We don't need to keep working on Women's Street. How much money can we make here? It's not even enough for a meal for our boss. We should change our approach!"

The reason for the loss of plum blossoms remains unclear.

"What do you mean? I'm so hungry, how about we get something to eat? I saw there are fish balls for sale up ahead."

"Oh dear, how come you have no ambition at all?"

Bao Xi talked on and on, his eyes shining.

“We can go to places like nightclubs to collect money. Mong Kok is so big, if that doesn’t work, we can go to Causeway Bay. I know that your name carries weight in those places, and we’ll collect more money and get bigger red envelopes.”

If you say that this "lost plum" isn't hungry anymore.

"Let's go! Let's go! Time to work!"

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Chapter 114 Let them go abroad

"Jingle Bell!"

The shrill ring of the phone startled Wang Taiyi. He opened his eyes and glanced at the clock on the wall. Damn it, it was 10 a.m. Who the hell was disturbing his sleep so early in the morning?

After thinking about it, I decided not to answer. If I reached out from under the covers to answer the phone, I would wake up, and that would feel like a betrayal of my laziness.

Go back to sleep, the phone will stop ringing on its own after a while.

"Jingle Bell…"

"Hmph! Let it ring," Wang Taiyi rolled over. "What was I dreaming about again? Let me continue it."

"Hey! Hey! Brother Donghuang."

"Dude, you know that disturbing someone's sleep is a level four offense? Damn it!"

I heard Dafei's hunchbacked voice in my ears.

Huh? Wait, why is the phone next to my ear? Who answered the phone? When did I awaken telekinesis?

Wang Taiyi, still half-asleep, barely opened his eyes a crack and turned his head to look.

"grass!"

She knelt on the bed, pouting her cherry-like lips, and held the phone to his ear with both hands. When she saw Lao Wang looking at her, she fluttered her false eyelashes like little fans.

"Toilet? How did you get in?"

As an early user of the clip sound, the sound of the toilet was so irritating that it made people's ears tingle, and it also had a vibrato, like touching an electric shock.

"Sir, the ladies didn't close the door when they left. The toilet boy heard your phone ring and took the liberty of answering it for you. I hope you don't mind. *slurp*"

The last sound was the sound of Wang Taiyi swallowing as he saw her sit up in the toilet, revealing half of her body.

"From now on, don't let anyone disturb me when I'm sleeping, okay?"

"Ok."

"Hmm! Hmm? Where are you looking?"

At this moment, the toilet boy tilted his head back, squinted his eyes, and curled his lips down like a greasy middle-aged man peeking at a girl's chest on a bus, his eyes darting into Old Wang's blanket.

"Slurp~~"

The toilet absorbed another mouthful of saliva.

"Master, I think you might have a stick hidden in your blanket. You have such a childlike heart."

"Get out! That's my golden cudgel! Get out of here right now, and don't you dare come in while I'm sleeping again."

"Oh!"

As I looked at the toilet and took small, quick steps to leave, I suddenly remembered I still had my phone.

"Dafei, you bastard, if you don't have something important to say, I'll teach you a lesson."

Dafei's tone on the other end of the phone was strange.

"Hey, Brother Donghuang, are you planning to take down Jiang Tianyang and become the leader?"

Wang Taiyi was completely baffled by what he said.

"How many times have I told you, I'm not interested in that position. Did you drink flour like it was milk powder this morning?"

"Hehe, Brother Donghuang, we're like brothers. Why are you hiding anything from me? I absolutely support you, brother. Don't worry, I'll be the first to speak up when the time comes."

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Wang Taiyi was getting impatient.

Dafei sensed the displeasure in Wang Taiyi's tone and was also a little confused.

"Brother Donghuang, you really didn't mean that?"

"No."

"Then why did you send people to collect protection money from me? I thought I would be paying you in the future."

Wang Taiyi was also confused by Dafei's words.

"With all this money, why would I care about a pittance? Wait, when did I ever ask you for protection money?"

"No? But your secretary Huo Wenxi, oh, now she's called Bao Xi, she and a woman named Sang Mei came to me last night with your people to ask for protection money. They even said they could give me a membership card and a 1% discount on protection money. I deposited 500,000 yuan."

"Depend on!"

Old Wang understood; it was those two brilliant minds who had done this.

"Okay, it's a misunderstanding. I'll explain later." (Bye)

After hanging up the phone, Wang Taiyi dialed another number.

"Where are you?"

Huo Wenxi on the other end of the phone acted as if nothing had happened.

"Big brother, we're having an acting class."

Wang Taiyi spoke gently.

"Stop going up there. Come to the villa right now, and come with that donkey."

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Inside the villa, Wang Taiyi sipped chrysanthemum tea and looked at the two women sitting in front of him.

"I can see that you two are truly capable people. It would be a waste for your talents to remain idle by my side."