"I'm perfectly healthy, I don't have kidney deficiency at all."
"That was a prank by Tingyun. I'll have Tingyun explain it to you later."
Jingyuan expressed his understanding: "I understand, I understand."
Fu Xuan's face flushed slightly, as if she had thought of something.
"Ayan, you..."
"I truly didn't expect you to be able to endure to this extent, preferring to be alone..."
"However, it's still best to be moderate. It's not good to develop kidney deficiency."
Su Jinyan: "?"
No, I'm fucking innocent!
After a thorough examination, Bai Lu was quite certain that Su Jinyan had no health problems.
The concerns that Jingyuan had were also rejected by Bailu.
Su Jinyan's body and mind showed no signs of being eroded by the abundant divine power.
"Drink more hot water, and you'll both feel better after a good night's sleep," Bai Lu said to Su Jinyan.
"Should I sleep with Master? That's not a good idea, is it?" Su Jinyan scratched his head sheepishly.
Jing Yuan: "?"
Fu Xuan: "?"
Bai Lu: "?"
I told you and the anxious general to get some sleep, how did this get dragged into the matter of Fu Taibu?
Su Jinyan stroked his chin, a mischievous thought forming in his mind to tease Bai Lu.
"However, Dr. Bailu, I still feel that there is something wrong with my body."
"I feel like my tongue is a little itchy lately, and I always want to lick something to relieve it."
Fu Xuan: "?"
Bai Lu said without any politeness, "Then why aren't you opening your mouth?"
"The so-called observation, listening, questioning and palpation methods are used to diagnose any illness. If you really have any disease, I can tell just by looking at your tongue coating."
Su Jinyan was very obedient and opened her mouth as Bai Lu had instructed.
Bai Lu's face darkened: "Hmm, I didn't expect that I would misjudge her."
"Well, to tell you the truth, you have an incurable disease."
Su Jinyan: "Huh?"
Jing Yuan frowned and asked, "An incurable disease?!"
Bai Lu picked up a pen and paper and wrote in a flourish: "Don't worry, it's not a big problem for me."
"I'll give you a prescription right now. Just follow it every day."
Su Jinyan took the prescription, glanced at it, and said in a deep voice:
"Just do as usual, take off Fu Taibu's boots, and lick her white-socked little feet."
"Take it once in the morning, once at noon, and once in the evening, and the symptoms will be relieved."
Fu Xuan: "?!"
Jing Yuan: “…”
Bai Lu: "Huh?"
The prescription I gave you was to drink more hot water and get a good night's sleep, right?
Su Jinyan was extremely excited, and shook Bai Lu's soft little hand up and down: "A miracle doctor!"
"I never expected that Dr. Bailu could diagnose my serious illness at a glance!"
Bai Lu was so flattered that she couldn't help but put her hands on her hips, looking quite pleased with herself.
"That's right. When I take action, isn't it a cure-all?"
Neither of them noticed Fu Xuan's increasingly gloomy expression.
In the end, Bailu got a sharp rap on the head and ran away, clutching her head.
Su Jinyan was ordered by Fu Xuan to kneel down.
As the instigator, he naturally deserved a severe reprimand from Fu Xuan.
How would Fu Qing punish him? Jing Yuan was somewhat curious.
Fu Xuan said coldly, "From now on, I will change out of my white pantyhose and wear trousers instead."
Su Jinyan's face was filled with sorrow as he opened his arms and roared to the sky: "No—!"
Jing Yuan silently covered his face. Oh no, he felt his demonic yin body was about to flare up prematurely.
No, let's hold off for now, let's hold off for now.
If he continues like this, he will also fall into the demonic realm.
Jingyuan took a sip of tea to calm his nerves, then asked:
"Su Qing, now that you have gained the trust of the Medicine King's secret lineage..."
"Have you met the leader of the Medicine King's secret lineage?"
Su Jinyan nodded and said, "I saw it, but it's no different than not seeing it at all."
Jing Yuan asked in confusion, "Why do you say that?"
Su Jinyan clicked his tongue: "How should I put it, the leader of the Medicine King's Secret Teachings is extremely cautious."
"Even in secret locations, masks are worn at all times."
"But does she think she can fool my discerning eyes like this?"
At this point, Su Jinyan gave a cold laugh.
Fu Xuan's beautiful eyes lit up: "You've already seen through her true form?"
Su Jinyan said smugly, "Haha, I've memorized her measurements."
Fu Xuan: "?"
Jing Yuan's eyes lit up: "Great! Tell me about it!"
Su Jinyan: "?"
Fu Xuan: “???”
No, General, please be normal, I'm scared.
Jing Yuan realized he had lost his composure and coughed a few times:
"Um, Su Qing and Fu Qing, please don't misunderstand."
"What I mean is, we're one step closer to finding out the true identity of the master of the Medicine King's secret teachings."
Su Jinyan nodded and said, "Yes, General, you are indeed a general. You always have the ability to say inspiring things."
Fu Xuan raised his hand to his forehead: "Where is the inspiration in those words?"
"I don't believe you can recognize her on the street just by her measurements."
Jing Yuan asked seriously, "Su Qing, what are the leader's measurements?"
Su Jinyan casually replied, "91-64-93."
Jing Yuan picked up a pen and quickly wrote down: "She has a pretty good figure."
Fu Xuan couldn't hold back any longer: "Enough! Are you even listening to me?!"
The two immediately sat up straight, becoming serious and unsmiling.
Fu Xuan looked displeased and lightly tapped the tea table with her slender, white fingers.
"I am not blaming the general and Ayan."
"What I mean is, what's the use of recording this data?"
Su Jinyan whispered in Jing Yuan's ear, "General, the leader's buttocks are the type for easy childbirth."
Jing Yuan understood immediately: "Yes, that's brilliant."
Fu Xuan raised his hand slightly, and a purple light suddenly struck.
Snapped--!
The teacup in front of Su Jinyan shattered.
"I'm fucking devastated!"
Su Jinyan provided the voiceover for the teacup.
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