A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

So, through a rock wall eroded by the environment, everyone saw a guy in a leather jacket gradually approaching, gesturing wildly.

The man was wearing wired headphones from an old-fashioned Walkman, and his body was moving passionately to the music. Every now and then, he would grab an alien rat that was baring its teeth at him and use it as a microphone to sing a song.

It's clear that he's completely immersed in his own world.

However, at this moment, unable to bear the deafening war machine's eyelids twitching any longer, he couldn't help but take action.

The MK2 armor's thrusters were fully activated, and the immense thrust propelled him into a leaping punch.

Star-Lord was just about to unleash a powerful high note that could kill the entire world when suddenly his vision blurred.

boom!

A cold, hard punch landed squarely on Star-Lord's face. Caught completely off guard, he immediately collapsed, sprawled out in the puddle, and fell into a deep, infant-like sleep.

War Machine looked at Nebula and asked, "Is this the fool your sister likes?"

"..." Nebula nodded helplessly, even her fear of Thanos was somewhat dispelled by the awkwardness at this moment, "I'm afraid so."

The group bypassed the idiot lying dead and returned to the valley where the Bertana was anchored.

Even with the protection of Johnson's magnetic field, Nebula's heart still fluttered, and she suddenly looked up at the sky.

"He...he's here!"

Before the words were finished, a gigantic, grotesque creature suddenly appeared above everyone's heads after a spatial jump.

A thick beam of gravity shot toward the people on the ground and the Bertana, seemingly trying to capture them along with the ship.

"Hey, our Superman!"

The bodies of everyone and the spaceship were all filled with a terrifying sense of oppression that Ant-Man Scott had never seen before. He swallowed hard and said hastily, "I think it's time for you to make your move, isn't it?"

"In progress".

Johnson raised his head, his eyes gleaming with a rich golden light.

Hereby——

BOOOM!

Two thick "heat rays" met the gravitational beam of "Temple 2" head-on. The two energies collided head-on and collided in mid-air, forming a radiant energy sphere that continued to expand in the sky!

Ebony Maw, who was piloting the "Temple II", changed his expression drastically. He had never imagined that someone could withstand the gravitational energy of a ship on their own. He subconsciously pushed the energy output to the maximum!

After less than five seconds of stalemate, the opposing beam formed an unstable energy sphere that continued to expand, releasing a series of dazzling, leaping electric lights!

Johnson knew this was a common occurrence during the wave event: a rapid increase in energy in a short period of time forms a super bomb that could explode at any moment. Just a tiny bit of external force that breaks the balance would be enough to completely engulf the surface of the planet where everyone was!

At the same time, he also noticed that the ship's output suddenly increased several times, seemingly reaching its limit.

Then, beneath eyes blazing with crimson-gold light, a naive, crooked smile appeared on a face as resolute as a rock.

You've reached your limit, haven't you? It's my turn now!

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The next moment, Johnson pressed his sword finger against his right temple, further releasing the constraints on the energy dimension. The "Lethal Mode" of the "Heat Ray" skipped the next stage, "Destruction Mode," and directly switched to—

"Normal Mode".

"What!?"

Thanos, who was waiting for the outcome on his throne, noticed something was wrong before Ebony Maw in the control room. Gamora, who was serving by his side, watched in bewilderment as her usually calm and collected father jumped off the throne like a startled rabbit and rushed toward the exit in the distance!

Gamora's combat instincts, honed through years of training, allowed her to sense the danger immediately. Almost simultaneously, she accelerated and rushed out after Thanos!

The next second, a terrifying pulse of energy pierced through the ship, tearing apart its bottom and instantly melting the steel throne in the center of the spaceship into an ionized state. It shot through the ceiling without any obstruction and headed straight for the vast universe!

The energy bomb formed by the wave was also directly shot into the ship's cabin by Johnson's "ordinary heat ray," followed by a massive explosion that engulfed the entire ship!

With the destruction of "Temple II" once again, the Black Order vanished without even making an appearance!

Correspondingly, the hundreds of thousands of vanguard guards inside the garrison were also completely wiped out. F-zai subconsciously appeared and stared blankly at the soul energy that bloomed like fireworks in the sky.

F-boy: I'm already full... no, I'm about to overflow!

When Johnson borrowed "Pym Particles" before, he took the opportunity to stroll around 1970s New York. By then, "Fantasy Moment" had already finished playing CDs.

Without saying a word, F-zai transformed into a money man again, using a tenfold amplification buff to harvest resources everywhere.

“So…” War Machine stared blankly at the unprecedentedly magnificent fireworks display overhead, “What he said was all true…”

Ant-Man Scott wiped the sweat from his brow in agreement and said, "Yeah, so there really are superheroes in the world!"

Ignoring the flood of "Fate Card Draw" + 10086 feedback notifications, Qiao Sen's gaze shifted, precisely catching sight of two figures who had jumped ship before the explosion.

Thanos, who used brute force to carve out a path to survival, and Gamora, who followed closely behind.

At this moment, Nebula 2014, who had not yet betrayed her father, was defeated by her sister for the last time. Because of this defeat, she paid the price with her life.

Chapter 371 Infinity Gauntlet

Thanos unleashed his full divine power and charged headlong into the incredibly sturdy armored bulkhead of "Sanctuary II"!

Bang!Bang!Bang!

The ship's cabin was smashed to pieces as if it were made of paper. The enormous purple sweet potato spirit, like a cannonball, launched itself out of the ship with its indestructible body thanks to the demigod power of the Eternal Titan!

With the help of gravity, Thanos's heavy body crashed into several mountains, and even his "Tyrant's Blade" disappeared without a trace. He finally landed on the ground in a sorry state.

Gamora, who jumped down next, was much luckier. As she fell over the trees on the mountaintop, she seized the opportunity to deliberately crash into them. Using the branches as cushion, she slowed down as she bumped along the way and eventually rolled into the depths of the ravine, her fate unknown.

"Drink, drink..."

Thanos stood up, panting, his gaze fixed intently on the dark figure descending from the sky.

"you……"

"First of all, I am not an Eternal."

Before Thanos could even open his mouth, Johnson knew what he was going to say and preemptively interrupted the spell.

"What? This is impossible!"

Thanos frowned in surprise. He could clearly sense that the young man in front of him possessed "eternal power" no less than his own, and his appearance and physique were just as perfect as those of the most genetically superior Eternals.

“Secondly, I’ve already killed you twice, um…” Johnson suddenly remembered that Thanos in the main timeline was actually killed by Thor, but after thinking about it, he figured that an assist also counts as half a kill, so he nodded affirmatively, “Yeah, that counts as twice.”

Thanos frowned deeply. He didn't doubt that the man in front of him was joking, after all, the fact that "Sanctuary II" in the sky hadn't finished exploding was enough to prove everything.

With the energy within this guy's body, it's entirely possible!

Fighting an enemy at the range of a planet-destroying cannon was too disadvantageous. Thanos quickly made a judgment based on his years of experience and threw a punch without hesitation!

Upon seeing this, Johnson was filled with respect. To show his respect, he immediately activated his "Super Blue" mode and returned a normal punch.

Thanos on his third playthrough, died.

Hereby——

The ground was blasted into a huge crater five meters deep by the "heat ray," and Johnson raised his hand and threw the fallen Titan Tyrant into it.

The earth-attribute chakra beneath his feet sank into the ground, causing the earth and rocks to surge like waves, completely burying Thanos's corpse.

Let this outdated, outdated monarch rest in peace on this abandoned planet. As for whether he can find peace...

That depends on whether the countless innocent souls who died under the "tyrant's sword" are happy about it.

After dealing with Thanos's affairs, Johnson took a moment to check on Gamora, who had survived, and saw that she had only suffered minor injuries.

Although the person was unconscious, their vital signs were still relatively normal.

“Alright, the matter is resolved,” Johnson returned to the group waiting near the Bertana. “Now we can go back.”

Nebula, clutching her still-throbbing head, thanked him, "Thank you, thank you for killing my past self."

Everyone: ...This conversation sounds so weird!

After Johnson and the others left, Gamora's eyelids twitched slightly, and she slowly woke up as she felt the wet, cold touch of the ground on her cheek.

"Ouch...it hurts! Where am I...?"

On the other side, Star-Lord, who had suffered a concussion from a punch from War Machine, also got up with a groan.

"Ugh...why does my face hurt so much? I feel like I was punched by a grown silverback gorilla..."

Two unfocused eyes instinctively turned towards the direction from which the sound came, and their eyes met...

Star-Lord's eyes gradually brightened, and he suddenly felt that his face no longer hurt!

—Thank you for the gifts of nature!

Gamora: "..."

Who is this idiot with the silver smile on his face?

……

Main time and space.

The new Avengers base remained silent for one minute before the quantum portal reopened, and ten tiny figures flew out simultaneously, landing at the size of normal humans.

This time, several went, and several came back.

At this point, Thor's veins weren't yet filled with cheese and beer, and he and Rocket Raccoon successfully brought back the "Aether."