A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

“OMG…” War Machine opened his mouth, “Then why did you choose to come here? Aren’t each person’s Pym Particles only enough for one round trip?”

“I can vouch that each person only has two tubes,” Ant-Man Scott quickly interjected. “I don’t have a single drop left.”

“Don’t worry, I got enough Pym Particles from somewhere else,” Johnson smiled, hands behind his back, not denying his statement. “Believe me, if I hadn’t come, you would have been in big trouble.”

"I believe it, I believe it!" Ant-Man eagerly raised his hand, while simultaneously reaching out to touch Johnson's chest muscles, then stopping himself. "After all, his muscles and his outfit make me feel very safe. Hey, buddy, are you cosplaying Superman? Superman?"

Johnson smiled and said, "Yes and no, but you can call me One-Punch Man!"

“I think… he’s right.”

Just as Johnson and Ant-Man were joking around, Nebula, who was usually silent, calmly spoke up: "At this point in time, we're not the only ones searching for the Infinity Stones; there's Thanos, Gamora, and... me right now."

"His plan has started so early? That doesn't sound good," War Machine's expression changed. "So where should 'you' be right now?"

Nebula looked thoughtful and gave his answer: "On the path of helping him conquer slaughter."

"I have a question."

Amidst the bewildered gazes of the crowd, Ant-Man, the elementary school student, raised his hand: "Now that we have Johnson, why don't we let him go and take down that Thanos again?"

Everyone looked at each other in bewilderment. (Version 2.0)

“That’s a good idea,” Johnson gave Ant-Man a thumbs up, who grinned like Wang Yousheng from the TV series “Bright Sword,” looking incredibly smug. “If he comes here to die.”

Chapter 369 Cosmic Orb

"Alright, guys, whether Thanos comes or not, we need to get to work now."

Black Widow glanced thoughtfully at Johnson, already having a vague idea of ​​what might happen next.

Anyone who has played games knows that if there's an extra whale in the team who can solo a boss, it completely changes the gaming experience.

If a player enters the map and dies, just type "Pro 666, 999 damage" and that's it.

Natasha's mindset is pretty much like this now; having powerful connections makes her feel confident.

She clapped her hands, drawing the attention of the group who were getting more and more engrossed in their conversation, and said, "Let's set off when we're ready. After all, Earth is still quite a distance from that Morag planet."

“Yes,” Johnson nodded in agreement, adding professionally, “You definitely can’t get there by taxi.”

Natasha rolled her eyes at Johnson with a charming look, then manipulated the Pym Particles stored in her travel bracelet to restore the model of the Betana in her pocket to its original size.

After time travel, they are still on Earth, and they will travel to Morag, the planet where the "Power Stone" is located, aboard this spaceship.

A quarter of an hour later.

The Bertana spacecraft jumps through a space node and appears outside the planet of Morag.

Excluding the process of the spacecraft igniting, starting up, and exiting Earth's atmosphere, it's faster than taking a taxi in New York.

This is a planet with a dark and gloomy overall style. Dense clouds cover the entire planet all year round, and torrential rain pours down from time to time.

The intelligence indicated that this planet once gave rise to a brilliant and advanced civilization, but it is now a worthless and abandoned planet.

The good news is that the air and gravity here are similar to those on Earth, which is suitable for carbon-based life forms.

Under Nebula's guidance, the spaceship landed smoothly in a mountain valley. Everyone opened the hatch and stepped out, quickly adapting to the new environment.

In the pool of water on the ground, a small creature, about the size of a rat, bared its teeth and hissed at Natasha, as if warning her not to invade its territory.

Natasha, seized by a playful impulse, leaped forward and kicked the little creature, sending it flying backward with a squeak.

"What do we do now? Are we just going to sit here and wait?"

Hearing her words, Nebula hesitated for a moment before saying, "The 'Orb' was stolen by Star-Lord, and the Master Key he possesses can open the vast majority of locks in the entire universe."

"The key is not a problem, let's go get the things first."

Johnson's suggestion was approved by everyone. They had a heavy mission to shoulder, and it would be best to avoid any unforeseen complications.

Led by Nebula, the group arrived at a ruined palace.

dong dong...

Ant-Man Scott stepped forward and knocked on the stone door, saying, "The door is very sturdy, but since there's a keyhole, I can try to go in."

As he spoke, he pressed the belt of his Ant-Man suit, shrinking to the size of a speck of dust and disappearing into the keyhole. A short while later, the door made a mechanical whirring sound and slowly opened to both sides.

"Fortunately, I did not disgrace my life."

Ant-Man, who had jumped out of the keyhole and grown back to his original size, smiled and looked at the bewildered and impressed gazes of the crowd. He suddenly felt a sense of accomplishment, as if his life's purpose had been fulfilled.

And actually...

Natasha: It seems I should set up more ant traps before taking a bath in the future.

Colonel Rhodes: This thief needs to be put on the watch list.

Nebula: Yet another Star-Lord.

Johnson: 6.

The gate opened, revealing the "Cosmic Sphere" surrounded by a high-energy beam fence.

"I'll do it... Ah!"

Just as Nebula was about to step forward, a series of sparks suddenly crackled from the brain-computer interface on her forehead.

She collapsed to her knees in agony, her left eye involuntarily transforming into a holographic player, projecting a chilling image.

He was seen hanging in mid-air, dismembered, with Thanos, Gamora, and Ebony Maw in full military attire in front of him.

Ebony Maw operated the system panel in front of him and reported solemnly, "My lord, her memory files are somewhat chaotic. There is a consciousness sharing a non-existent memory with her."

"This is impossible."

Thanos frowned. He had personally overseen the modification of Nebula's body, and he didn't believe anyone could surpass his technological capabilities and invade Nebula's memories.

“That’s another nebula. According to my memories, she’s from nine years in the future!” Ebony Maw explained. “And, like us, she’s searching for the Infinity Stones!”

"Where is she now?" Thanos's face was expressionless as he ordered, "Continue reading her memories. I need to know everything."

"Yes, sir... wait, there's a force preventing me from connecting to the consciousness of another nebula..."

The scene abruptly ended, and everyone in the temple turned their gaze to Josen.

Just now, it was he who reached out his hand, seemingly releasing some invisible force that relieved Nebula's pain.

Johnson enveloped Nebula with his biomagnetic field, blocking the invasion from Ebony Maw, and helped Nebula, who was kneeling in pain, to her feet, saying, "How are you? Are you alright now?"

Nebula's dazed gaze gradually focused, revealing deep terror in her eyes. She said, "It's him! He's discovered us!"

Johnson gestured for Natasha to help Nebula outside for some fresh air, then shrugged and said, "See, here comes the trouble, doesn't it?"

“Then what are we waiting for?” War Machine tensed up. “Shouldn’t we grab that thing and get out of here?”

Johnson gestured towards the two women outside and explained, "Nebula might not be able to successfully synchronize time in that state. You can't just leave her here alone, can you?"

War Machine was speechless for a moment, then saw Ant-Man studying the high-energy laser fence and said, "Hey, buddy, that thing looks dangerous. You're not thinking of crawling into it, are you?"

“Don’t worry, I’m not looking to die,” Ant-Man Scott shrugged. “To squeeze into this thing, you’d have to shrink to the subatomic level, or you’d fall straight into the quantum realm! I just wanted to see if there were any gaps in the other parts of the device, but unfortunately, the laser’s defenses are all-encompassing; there’s no way to get through.”

"Alright, you've already done your part, I'll take care of this."

Johnson stepped forward, and Scott stepped aside, gesturing for him to watch his performance.

The latter simply raised its hand, and its jet-black glove pierced straight through the laser fence, grabbing the "Cosmic Orb" inside before retreating.

Ant-Man: "..."

War Machine: "..."

Colonel Rhodes looked at Johnson's unharmed arm, his lips twitching: "We've been discussing this for so long, and it's just that simple?"

Johnson smiled matter-of-factly: "Otherwise, it's like taking an elephant out of a refrigerator."

Rhodes:?

Chapter 370 The Dancing Fool and Thanos in the Third Cycle

"There are three steps to taking the elephant out of the refrigerator."

Johnson tossed the "Cosmic Spirit Sphere" made of hollowed-out metal and demonstrated the movements: "First step, open the refrigerator; second step, take out the elephant; third step, close the refrigerator."

War Machine: "..."

—I feel like my intelligence has been insulted. Is this something that refrigerators and elephants have to do with?

“Hey buddy,” Ant-Man Scott’s focus was clearly different from Colonel Rhodes’. He looked at Johnson’s suit with shining eyes and asked, “What’s your suit made of? Can I order one?”

"I made it myself. If I ever decide to open a tailor shop, I'll make one for you first."

Ant-Man wiped away the tears that were welling up in his eyes and said, "Alright, then I'll patronize your business even if it means going bankrupt."

As they spoke, the group carried the "Cosmic Orb" toward the spaceship.

Except for Nebula, who was still in shock from being targeted by Thanos, everyone else was in a good mood.

As they rounded a corner, Black Widow suddenly frowned and listened intently. "Did you hear... someone singing?"

“Yes, ‘Come and Get Your Love,’” Colonel Rhodes nodded seriously, his face expressionless, “but he sang it terribly.”

Ant-Man Scott scratched his head: "But I think it's alright, right?"