A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

Before Thanos could finish speaking, he suddenly frowned and manipulated the throne to change direction. The next second, an indestructible crimson-gold ray pierced the head of the equally astonished Chitauri leader, blasting him to pieces.

Thanos didn't care about the deaths of his subordinates at all; he could summon a whole bunch of people like the Chitauri leader with a wave of his hand.

Instead, he was more interested in Johnson, whose eyes were gradually losing their light.

The robust young man before him vaguely reminded him of the Eternals who had lived on Titan in his childhood. They were just as tall and strong, like creations of the gods, born perfect.

It was a long-lost sense of déjà vu, which softened Thanos's gaze somewhat.

He rested his chin on his hand with interest: "Young Eternal, what brings you to me? Tell me, what do you want?"

"Looking for you?"

Josen chuckled and snorted, casually picking up an SSR-level fodder card, "Chitauri Leader," and tossing it to F-Zai to add to his deck.

He looked at Thanos with a mocking gaze and sneered, "Are you looking for a filial son who killed his own mother? Or are you looking for a madman who single-handedly slaughtered his home planet?"

Thanos: "..."

Thanos's smile froze on his face when his buried past was suddenly revealed.

A murderous intent flashed as Thanos's gaze fell upon the young and unfamiliar Eternal. In his heart, he had already sentenced the other to death.

Execute immediately!

Just as he was about to rise from the floating throne, he heard the young Eternal who knew many of his secrets continue, "You're plotting to slaughter half of all life in the universe under a high-sounding banner, is it because you've been doing this until now..."

"Still... in love with 'death'?"

The "death" that Johnson is talking about is not some Asgardian goddess of death like Hela (Hela: ???), but one of the five primordial gods of Marvel, the only being in the multiverse, the true goddess of "death".

Thanos: !!!

—What else do you know?

The "MindNet" could not read Thanos's diamond-hard spirit, but his astonished expression betrayed everything.

Johnson covered his mouth in exaggerated surprise: "I was just bluffing, it was flax, I didn't expect it to be true!"

In the comics, Thanos, deeply infatuated with the goddess of death, decides to slaughter half of all life in the universe in an attempt to please her, but the result is...

But she lost to a gossipy jerk who liked to wear red and black tight-fitting uniforms and whose face looked like a rotten winter melon.

Deadpool from some unknown universe next door: Achoo... Which beach lad is talking about me?

Surprisingly, this concept was adopted into the MCU universe. However, this guy, who talks about morality and ecological balance in front of others, has never actually shown his feet.

As expected, the whole idea of ​​cosmic ecological balance is a lie.

Thanos angrily summoned the "Tyrant's Blade," a weapon shaped like propeller blades symbolizing balance. Clad in golden cosmic imperial armor, he stood up and said, "...Shut up! You have no right to spout nonsense about my affairs with that great god!"

Qiao Sen squinted at him: "Just tell me, is there love or not?"

Thanos's face turned ashen: "This is none of your business!"

"He's panicking! He's panicking!"

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Thanos: "...Eat!"

The enraged cosmic emperor instantly bridged the distance between the two and slashed down fiercely with his blade!

when! ! !

He was immediately shocked to see that the black-clad man, who looked weaker than him, was actually able to grab the sharp blade made of some of the hardest metal alloys in the universe with his bare hands, preventing it from advancing an inch!

Using a single-handed blade strike, Johnson dealt Thanos 100 points of damage, a seemingly arrogant display. He watched Thanos with amusement, while Dio shook his head in exasperation: "Weakling."

Thanos: "What the hell—"

Chapter 363 "Super Blue" Transformation!

At the peak of his power, the cosmic tyrant unleashed his divine power and kicked towards Johnson's head, but only hit a phantom!

Despite his massive size, he was agile and had exceptional combat experience. When his first attack missed, he wielded the Tyrant's Blade with ferocious sweeping, attempting to catch his enemy with an area-of-effect attack.

Thanos was born at the top of the cosmic food chain.

His formidable physique, strength, and defense allowed him to remain calm and composed when facing the strongest beings in the universe, naturally placing him in an invincible position.

However, Johnson was no ordinary cosmic powerhouse. He easily dodged the sweeping sword combo and reappeared right in front of Thanos's face, swinging his hand in a wide arc to deliver a powerful blow!

Ordinary Series -

"A normal slap!"

Snapped! !

Thanos, who was hit in the jaw, looked stunned, and his nearly one-ton body in the armor spun and flew backward involuntarily!

"Don't you know the saying 'Don't hit someone in the face'?" Qiao Sen waved his hand dismissively. "You've got some nerve."

Thanos, who had just been slapped in the face: "..."

boom!

A dazzling burst of cosmic energy shone forth from Thanos's hand!

The Eternals are not lacking in energy attacks, let alone Thanos, a mutant with the bloodline of their leader.

The SSR card "Eternal Titan" dropped by Thanos in the main world can serve as evidence of this.

He didn't demonstrate similar tactics when fighting the Avengers, not because he couldn't, but because there was no need for it.

Cough... Okay, Johnson can't keep making this up anymore.

The ultimate reason is that the screenwriter and director wouldn't allow it.

Otherwise, with the small and insignificant lineup of Earth's Avengers, how could they possibly wait for that cosmic stray Captain Marvel to return?

If the Black Order hadn't been severely weakened, they would have wiped out the Avengers a hundred times over.

The purple sweet potato spirit, now at full power, was surrounded by purplish-gold lightning, a symbol of the complete unleashing of "eternal divine power".

Seeing this, Johnson showed no fear of the massive energy beam that was gushing out like a planet-destroying cannon, and a sinister smirk crept onto his lips.

?

Very good! You were the one who used colorless first...

No, you used the special effects first!

At the critical moment, "Spider Time" and "Inherent Time Control 128x Speed" were activated simultaneously, and Johnson suddenly entered a bullet time state that resembled a pseudo-time stop!

Under his will, the energy core within his body spewed forth a massive amount of chatonla, and seven important nodes and barriers located in the body's meridians opened one after another, seemingly slowly but actually swiftly—

"Open the door!"

"Rest Gate"!

"The Gate of Life"!

"Injury Gate"!

"Shu Men!"

"Jing Gate"!

……

"Grandma Li knocks on the door (startles the door), open it!!"

BOOOOM——

With a thunderous shout from Qiao Senshi, a deafening roar resounded, and countless meteorite fragments instantly disintegrated and scattered!

Trillions of tons of azure blue Chatonla formed a pulse of light like a supernova explosion, creating a cosmic spectacle that travels at the speed of light in the endless darkness of the universe!

According to the law of transformation being invincible, before Thanos could even hit Johnson, the energy beams he unleashed were intercepted and dispersed by the explosive burst of ultimate chakra!

Immediately afterwards, Johnson's towering super-skill blond hair was visibly dyed with a clear sky blue, making him look like he had entered another dimension!

"Super 1 Full Power" + "Grandma Li Knocks on the Door" = ?

This is it!

The legendary—

Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan, "Super Saiyan Blue" transformation... just kidding!

The Azure Beast of Z City Police Department!

Come on!

The astonishing change in Johnson stunned the Cosmic Overlord. Although he didn't know what the "Super Blue" transformation of the handsome guy opposite him was all about, he knew clearly that this young Eternal seemed to have broken free from some incredible physical limitations, and the dangerous aura he exuded was like that of a giant star beast from the ancient universe!

Danger! ! !

"Danger!"

A blood-red black letter rose above Thanos's head. His expression changed drastically as he raised the "Tyrant's Blade" to block, but it was broken by an indestructible fist!

A blue aura shot into the sky and appeared in front of Thanos without regard to distance. After breaking through his defenses with a punch, the handsome guy with sky blue hair exhaled an absolute zero "freezing breath", which almost froze the unsuspecting cosmic emperor!

“Yay, yay,” Johnson habitually adjusted the non-existent brim of his baseball cap, the Araki lines passed down through generations of the Jo family clearly visible on his sharply defined, resolute face. “Now it’s…”