A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

"That demon is here!"

"kill him!!"

Nourishes—

A crimson-gold "heat ray" swept across the entire field, and every head of every Chitauri general present, except for the general, rolled off like basketballs.

A handsome man in a suit stepped out of Johnson's body, and the scattered soul particles around him were instantly sucked in by him, turning into ugly-looking dog food cards and adding them to the deck.

Unfortunately, the Chitauri in the MCU have been nerfed too much. Ordinary Earthlings can be easily dealt with by humans with a pistol, and even their high-ranking generals are about the same size as Thanos's other army, the Vanguard.

Aside from becoming enhancement material, its only use is...

[Fate card draw count +18.]

F-Zai: In terms of drop rate, I would call myself the poorest.

Seeing his headless corpses fall to the ground one after another, General Chitauri was speechless for a moment.

"I'll give you a chance. Take me to Thanos, and I'll spare your life."

Johnson stood with his hands behind his back, a smug, ancestral version of a benevolent smile playing on his lips: "How about it?"

"Die, for the glory of our leader... Ah!!"

General Chitauri's vision was inexplicably filled with a huge fist that appeared from the black race and a large, bright red "death" character.

Before he could finish his harsh words, Johnson had already withdrawn his pixelated fist, and General Chitauri's headless corpse fell to the ground with a thud!

SR fodder card and card draw count increased again. After a high-speed vibration, the bloodstains and dirt on the force field gauntlets on Johnson's hands were shaken off and instantly became brand new.

Then he muttered to himself, "Tch, it's not like I can't find Thanos without you."

Having encountered Thanos once on the planet Garden, Johnson was deeply impressed by Thanos's unique aura, which was unparalleled in the entire universe.

Although we have arrived in a parallel universe of the past timeline, Thanos's aura remains unchanged.

Once F-zai had turned the Chitauri general's soul particles into cards, Johnson teleported away from the bizarre Chitauri mothership, gathering destructive Super Saiyan energy in his hand.

Just then, Johnson suddenly saw a familiar golden-red figure pushing a nuclear bomb as tall as a person into the portal.

"Hey, did they still launch the nuclear missile?"

Johnson casually tossed the ki blast in his hand toward the Chitauri mothership, flashed over and caught the 2012 Iron Man whose mask had already gone out, and then casually tossed the nuclear bomb that was about to explode aside.

The MK7 armor Tony wore in 2012 did not have any special features designed for the vacuum environment of outer space. In addition, its energy was almost exhausted before it carried the nuclear bomb, so its protective effect on the user was greatly reduced after passing through the portal.

At this moment, Tony in 2012 was almost frozen by the low temperature of the vacuum of space and was about to face the danger of suffocation.

Even so, in his last moments before losing consciousness, he still managed to look towards the Chitauri mothership ahead.

He only fainted after seeing the huge spaceship flash an unusually bright light, which then triggered a chain of massive explosions.

Before urgently transferring the accidental nuclear bomb, Tony didn't expect it to be of much use. However, in his hazy state, he saw that the nuclear bomb actually detonated the alien civilization's mothership. Before losing consciousness, he couldn't help but scoff and mutter, "What a weak and pathetic civilization."

Chitauri: Damn it, how dare this tiny Earth insult me?

Upon reading this scoundrel's thoughts through the "Heart Network," Qiao Sen's lips twitched slightly.

I was the one who blew up the spaceship, so how did it become your achievement?

Pass this on: Iron Man Tony Stark saved the world!

Holding the cold MK7 armor in his arms, Johnson couldn't help but shake his head and chuckle, "Sure enough, Tony Stark, no matter which era, is always a troublesome guy."

With that, he took Tony 2012 and flew towards the closing portal below.

"Ah!"

At that moment, Tony, who had infiltrated his own building in the main timeline disguised as a S.H.I.E.L.D. field agent using an MK85, suddenly sneezed.

The Hydra agent standing nearby glanced at the newcomer and asked with concern, "Hey, are you alright, buddy?"

"I'm fine, I just choked a little."

Tony touched his nose and gave a big-shot grin: "Thanks, bro, I just got choked by the dust."

The tactical goggles covered most of his face. The newly dispatched Hydra agent found the mustachioed man in front of him rather sexy. He shrugged and leaned closer to his ear, saying, "Indeed, the environment here is terrible. We'll have to take a couple more showers when we get back... Want to come along?"

Tony:? ? ?

"Wang De...we'll talk about it later!"

……

Earth.

The Avengers watched the spaceship explode through the hole in the sky, but they felt no joy whatsoever.

Because the figure they had been waiting for so long did not seem to be the one who was supposed to appear.

"He succeeded?"

“Yes,” the battered captain sighed and said into his headset, “Close the door.”

Black Widow followed instructions and thrust the Mind Scepter into the energy shield of the teleportation machine. The next moment, the energy emitted by the Cosmic Cube rapidly decreased, and the teleportation portal gradually shrank.

"Do not--"

A mournful roar came from the top floor of the building; it was Loki, who had just regained consciousness, struggling to climb out of the pit.

It has to be said that the Frost Giant royal bloodline is incredibly resilient.

"This machine cannot be shut down! This is the first step I've taken to ascend to the throne of the Nine Realms. Why do you foolish mortals always defy your gods..."

"Uh?"

Chapter 362 Thanos in the Second Cycle

Loki's roar stopped abruptly as he suddenly noticed a shadow looming over him, accompanied by unusually heavy breathing.

Gumbling—

Loki's Adam's apple bobbed involuntarily. He looked up and saw a huge green giant with wide, angry eyes staring at him with ill intent.

"Hey--"

?

Danger! ! !

Loki's divine sixth sense warned her that this giant was definitely not a good guy. Her heart stopped, and she was about to use trickery magic to become invisible and escape when the faster Hulk grabbed her ankle.

—No way, not again!?

The thought only had time to cross Loki's mind before—

Officially sponsored by the Hulk —

"Hulk Returns!"

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!

Hulk grabbed the girl and swung her around, smashing her left and right, feeling refreshed and invigorated.

"Tui—weak and bird god."

"Ho..."

Having taken two full hits in a row, Loki looked completely exhausted, lying in an even larger crater with his eyes rolled back, his expression overly serene.

After this unexpected little incident, the sharp-eyed captain on the ground suddenly spotted a golden-red figure falling rapidly in the sky.

When the captain saw Tony, whom he thought was dead, reappear in the sky, he exclaimed with delight, "You're really something! You little rascal..."

Thor, who was standing next to him, also witnessed this scene, but he felt that Tony, who was falling, seemed to be gesturing and shouting something, so he asked in confusion, "What is he shouting?"

"Uh……"

The captain also noticed something was wrong and immediately listened intently. His superhuman hearing seemed to pick up a few words that were being carried away by the wind. He said, "He seems to be saying... Help... me? Help!"

"Oh no! His armor is out of power! Who's going to catch him?!"

……

This time, Johnson casually tossed 2012 Tony into the portal and gave him a "super heal," knowing someone would catch him below, and then he didn't care about the rest.

The portal closed completely before his eyes, leaving him alone in the universe.

Once the handsome shadow clones around him finished their work and dissipated on their own, he raised his hand and lightly pressed his forehead.

"found it!"

The surrounding cosmic environment was blurry, and when Johnson reappeared, the surrounding space was a shattered starry sky.

Everywhere there were frozen, broken meteorites; the dark, lightless universe seemed utterly dead, filled with cold and loneliness.

Strangely, although this is a space environment, there is a special medium that allows sound to travel in a vacuum.

“My lord, the humans are not as weak as we thought. My vanguard has failed…” The Other, the leader of the Chitauri, knelt before a floating throne, bowing his head to a figure whose form was obscured in the darkness, pleading for forgiveness. “They were unexpectedly tough and unruly. My army was practically courting death.”

The figure on the throne turned his head slightly, revealing a mysterious smile that sent chills down one's spine.

The main problem is that the Yeezy shoes and chin make him look so ridiculous when he smiles!

"No, you did very well. This is just part of the plan... huh?"