A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

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After Genos turned and left, he belatedly tugged at Johnson's sleeve, looking completely bewildered.

"Johnson, has this matter been decided?"

“Hmm,” Johnson shrugged, nodded in agreement with his idea, and glanced at Genos’s back. “It was just an idea at first, but now… it seems to have been approved.”

"……All right."

Qiao Sen isn't the type to dawdle; once he's decided to do something, he'll start right now.

He immediately abandoned Saitama, who was still slacking off, got up stylishly, went to the balcony, and made a few phone calls.

Just by looking at his back, you can tell he's a man who's ready to do something big!

"Good afternoon, Miss Lanny... Haha, you guessed it, I really do need your help... It's like this, could you please contact some influential media outlets and websites for me? Just say that I'm planning to open a training program for professional heroes, um, blah blah blah..."

"...The training instructors? Besides me, there's 'Silver Fang,' 'The Strongest on Earth,' 'Hairless Cloak Hero,' and 'Cyborg'... That's right, after all, my circle of friends is basically full of S-class heroes."

"Hell's Blizzard," who's been so busy with the "Blizzard Group" that she's lost contact: Brother-in-law, I... am not worthy!? (っ-.)

"...Yes, it's voluntary, and there are no fees. Let's set the number of participants for this session at 10...Okay, let's also go through the association's internal channels. That's settled."

After hanging up the call to Lanny, Johnson found another name.

"Dr. Kuseno, hello, this is Johnson... Ah, no need to thank me for the samples, if it's not enough I can get another batch next month! It's like this, I'd like to order a batch of capsule houses and training equipment from you... Sigh, how can I take your things for free? Genos is also my little friend... Don't worry, don't worry, I'm not short of money!"

A cosmic emperor from another world: Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!

—That wretched Vegeta!!!

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Regardless of what the supplier, the big boss next door, was thinking, after finishing his call with Dr. Kuseno, he found another contact person with a different number.

"Hello, is this number 42? Here's the thing, I'll give you an account. Transfer 100 million into it now. I'll contact you again if I need anything later... Okay, that's all, bye!"

As Johnson hung up the phone, he turned around and saw a hairy, hard-boiled egg that was almost pressed against his face.

"I rely on!!"

"Saitama, what are you doing?!"

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Johnson instantly teleported into the sky, then patted his massive chest muscles and cursed, "You scared the hell out of me!"

"Let's get this straight, we're brothers, but I'm not gay!!"

Saitama: "..."

"I don't do that... no!" Saitama grinned with his deadpan eyes. "You just said you'd transfer 100 million first?"

“Yes,” Johnson flew back cautiously and answered matter-of-factly, “I don’t know the exact amount of money needed, but an initial investment of 100 million should be enough, right?”

"Why do you ask?"

Saitama: Poverty limits my imagination...

Although the S-class stipend and Genos's tuition fees combined are already quite substantial, it's still far from the 100 million that Johnson mentioned.

(?_?)

"Nothing, I just meant... when does the training program start?"

"Uh……"

Qiao Sen was full of questions. Why were these two, master and apprentice, more concerned than he was?

……

The next day.

In less than a day, Lani thoughtfully helped Johnson obtain land use approval for a large plot of land.

When the Z city officials saw that the training course was located in a notoriously dangerous, uninhabited area, all procedures were expedited.

Even with the total cost remaining the same, they proactively tripled the size of the land Lani applied for.

Anyway, it's a place where monsters roam and nobody dares to stay. Since your Hero Association wants it, then feel free to take it and use it!

Where would a place the size of a football field be enough? I'll approve four!

Saitama was stunned when he saw the documents that Johnson brought back. His friend, whom he had been playing with for more than a year, was now going to buy land from the government.

Qiao Sen: I originally planned to interact with you as an ordinary person, but instead I've been met with estrangement. I'm not pretending anymore, I'm a billionaire, I'm coming clean.

Genos: Actually... me too!

Subsequently, the members of the "Hot Pot Group" also learned about Qiao Sen's idea of ​​starting a training class, and the small group responded enthusiastically.

Aside from Tatsumaki, who has no interest in the weak, and Fubuki, who's been so busy lately that she's hard to find.

There's also "Water Wolf Warrior," the second-ranked C-level hero, who's busy completing his daily performance evaluation!

Yes, Garou's hero ranking has risen again!

However, the hero level advancement was stopped by the master who has recently become inexplicably much younger!

Not only that, the increasingly violent "Silver Fang" has also upgraded the mandatory requirement for C-rank heroes to complete one hero event per week to one per day.

These past few days, Garou has been feeling a chill down his spine whenever he doesn't see a monster!

There's nothing I can do, I don't know why this old man has become increasingly energetic lately...

They really beat them to death!

Bang (with red eyes): Hey! You traitor, take my "Heart Explosion"... Well, this kid's been behaving alright lately, so he'll take my "Raging Rock Smash" first! Damn it!

Life is tough, even a fierce wolf sighs.

(?_?)

Little did Qiao Sen know that his casual use of a small skill would suddenly turn Hungry Wolf's previously decent life into something so miserable.

Don't ask, the answer is "Master's Love"!

Early this morning, Johnson arrived at the Z City Hero Association branch to attend a press conference specially organized by Lanny, where the details of the training program were officially announced via live webcast.

With his approval, Lani quietly added the training program to the annual work of the Z City Hero Association branch, and said that the Z City branch would do its best to help run the program well!

Lanny (blonde, busty beauty, smirking): Plans in place! Excellent performance this year achieved!

Since all the mentors were S-class heroes, the project was ultimately named in a very simple and straightforward way: "S-class Training Class"!

……

City A.

A stunningly handsome man, while getting his hair and makeup done, watched the live TV broadcast and exclaimed, "He truly is the man I admire! This is what an S-class hero should look like!"

The stylist and die-hard fan behind them had eyes that had turned into two hearts: "Yes, yes, yes, 'Sweet Mask' has the best taste!!"

(???)???~

"Contact our contracted advertising company to produce several promotional ads free of charge and air them during prime time."

"Yes, 'Sweet Mask'!"

……

Y City.

Deep in the mountains, a bearded, middle-aged swordsman received a copy of the Hero's Evening News from his transvestite disciple. After carefully reading the headline, he pondered, "Any hero who feels inadequate in their own right is acceptable...?"

"Qiu Wu, please sign all four of us up!"

"Yes, Master!!"

……

Stinky prison.

In a luxurious single cell equipped with a TV, kitchen, and shower, a tall, curly-haired man sits on a lavish double bed that shouldn't be in a prison, his eyes glued to the news broadcast on TV.

From behind, his black and white striped prison uniform couldn't hide his exaggeratedly strong muscles, which looked like those of a bodybuilder. They were tough yet elastic, and looked as if they had their own essential oils on them.

Even though the face of the person before them could not be seen, an aura of power naturally emanated from them.

And he is the actual controller of this terrifying prison, known as "the place that holds the world's most vicious prisoners," a current S-class hero of the Hero Association—

"Sexy Prisoner"!

As for why he was here...

That was his own idea!

"Sexy Prisoner" has been in the Stink Ghetto for less than a month, but he has already become the undisputed boss of the entire prison.

It wasn't just because of his extraordinary combat prowess, but also because the A-level wanted criminal he had captured and imprisoned with him because he was his type, had been "tortured" to the point of being unrecognizable in less than a month, his skin and bones showing no trace of his former arrogance and haughtiness.

With past experiences as a warning, no fool would be willing to try the horrific "torture" in "Sexy Prisoner"!

That's fucking cruel!

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