A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

(⊙?⊙)

As he was watching, a strange sound suddenly came from beside him. Qiao Sen couldn't help but turn his head to look, and saw Saitama unconsciously wiping the corner of his mouth.

"This huge, high-end mousse cake looks delicious!" Saitama sighed, his tone revealing a regret that he had missed out on more than a billion dollars. "But that big hero really has good taste."

"Really?" Johnson raised an eyebrow and said casually, "Then you two should have a good chat at the next S-class gathering."

Saitama looked interested: "Eh, do S-class rank still have gatherings? When are they?"

"The gatherings are irregular because it's difficult for S-class heroes to coordinate their schedules, and even if the association organizes them, not all of them will necessarily attend."

Johnson explained to Saitama, "S-class spies are usually only summoned in emergency situations when large-scale disasters occur."

Saitama nodded knowingly and said, "Oh, I see. Then forget it."

During their casual conversation, the disaster news happened to briefly mention the "Mumen Rider's" achievements in delaying the monster.

After seeing this, Qiao Sen thoughtfully ate some sunflower seeds. Suddenly, an idea popped into his head, and his gaze turned to the hairy hard-boiled egg next to him.

"Hey, Saitama..."

Saitama turned his head, his round face replying in a rather lazy manner, "What?"

Johnson blinked and said in a very casual tone, "Let's start a hero training program!"

"Ordinary professional heroes are still too weak to deal with monsters. We can start a training class to help professional heroes who feel they are not good enough to improve their strength."

"Of course, it's completely free."

"puff--"

"what……"

Saitama's tea, which he had just drunk, turned into a mist and sprayed out. He didn't even bother to wipe his mouth, and his eyes widened in surprise.

"...Open a hero training program?"

Saitama involuntarily glanced at Genos chopping vegetables in the kitchen, his expression immediately hardening, and then he shook his head violently.

One Genos is enough; it's just right. Any more than that...

—Wow! That's so cool.

This scene made Johnson chuckle to himself.

Taking on apprentices who have PTSD is a valid reason.

"no no no!"

Saitama shook his head so hard it was almost a blur, his voice carrying an electronic resonance, saying, "Daily training and hero activities are already tough enough, and now you have to train others... Just thinking about it is a hassle!"

"Don't be so quick to refuse," Johnson said, though he was lying down, he still moved with surprising agility to Saitama's side. "Don't worry, it's still just a plan, and the number of participants probably won't be very large!"

Saitama: "..."

Element detection!

(?_?)

Warning.JPG

"so what?"

"Aren't you still continuing daily training? You're leading the students through the basic training, and you can leave the rest to the other instructors!"

"Hey, the other teachers?"

"Yeah, with so many S-class heroes in our 'Hot Pot Group,' are we worried about not having enough teachers?"

While tempting...not guiding Saitama into his mind, Johnson was already forming a feasible plan in his own mind from the initial flash of inspiration.

He then proceeded to count on his fingers and said, "Look, Genos can serve as the class monitor and academic representative, responsible for assessing the training progress of all trainees."

At this moment, a handsome young man with the main character's face, who was chopping vegetables in the kitchen, unconsciously slowed down and pricked up his ears to eavesdrop on the conversation in the guest room.

All I heard was Qiao Sen saying, "Saitama, you should become a physical education teacher. After the basic training, let the students do their own thing."

"Master Bang is a specially appointed professor of combat sports. He doesn't need to be here all the time. He can come over every week to give guidance on fighting techniques. He has been recruiting many disciples in recent years, so he will definitely be interested in this kind of program."

"King is the same. We can invite him to be a superpowered visiting professor. He covers everything in the field of electromagnetism and can answer most of the students' questions."

Saitama suddenly realized, "Wow, we have so many teachers here!"

Chapter 334 Preparations for the Start of the Class

Johnson spoke eloquently to Saitama, his voice possessing a convincing and infectious quality.

"Besides the teaching team, our logistical support is also top-notch! You can contact Dr. Kuseno, the one from the Genos family, for equipment, venues, and facilities."

“I have other channels to get high-performance energy drinks and full medical insurance.”

"See, now the entire structure of the training program is complete, isn't it?"

Johnson spoke eloquently, and Saitama's expression changed from initial doubt to awe and admiration as he listened, until he nodded repeatedly at every word Johnson said.

Finally, he even summarized it himself, saying, "So, it seems like it hasn't had much of an impact on my life right now?"

"Yeah, what impact could it have? Just keep training and doing your hero activities as usual!"

Johnson and Saitama had sat up together without anyone noticing, their arms around each other's shoulders.

"It's basically just using your S-class hero status to register your name there!"

"That's it!"

As Saitama continued to follow Johnson's rhythm, he subconsciously kept nodding, then frowned as he suddenly noticed a blind spot.

"But that's not right! After all that, what role do you play in this training program?"

"Uh……"

It was discovered!

Qiao Sen paused for less than 0.1 seconds before completing his brainstorming session and smoothly replied, "You know every class has a homeroom teacher, right? I'm the homeroom teacher for the training program! I'm responsible for coordinating various matters, such as..."

While thinking that he could just leave this kind of thing to a tool clone to handle, he randomly made up a story: "For example, the training class meals can be outsourced to high-end restaurants outside, so that they can prepare the food and deliver it to the entrance of the no-man's-land every day, ensuring that the trainees and teachers can eat healthy and delicious free meals every day."

grunt.

Before he could finish speaking, a strange sound suddenly rang out beside Qiao Sen, like an ordinary road roller being thrown into a calm lake, making an odd noise.

The key point is that the timbre sounds somewhat strangely familiar.

A guy with a bald head: ...It wasn't that loud, was it?

Johnson turned his head and saw Saitama seem to swallow something. He quickly put his hand down and said with a serious face, "For the sake of helping other heroes, I can reluctantly consider it!"

—It's definitely not for some "healthy and delicious free meal"!

Qiao Sen nodded indifferently and said, "Sure, it's not urgent anyway, so take your time to think about it."

Bang!

Just then, a loud noise came from the kitchen, as if something had been knocked over.

"What's wrong, Genos?"

Saitama craned his neck to look into the kitchen and saw Gon's hands move like blurs, instantly clearing away the overturned cutting board and trash on the floor. Then, in a flash, he was already in the living room.

Only then did the whistling sound of rapidly frictioning air currents fill the air.

Sa! !

"Mr. Johnson!"

"Eh..." Johnson looked at Genos, who seemed a little agitated, with surprise, and quickly said, "Genos, don't be in such a hurry, what's wrong?"

Genos suddenly lowered his head and said seriously, "Please hand over the food supply for the training class to me. I want to personally take charge of the teachers' three meals a day!"

"what……"

—That's it!

"Uh, no problem!"

Johnson breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing Genos's strong reaction, he thought it was something serious!

Of course, it's also possible that in Genos's eyes, a dutiful son, Saitama's three meals a day are already a huge deal.

Johnson: Family, does anyone understand? I was moved to tears by a robot guy... Everyone, cry!!

(〒▽〒)

Saitama: ...What are you crying for? I'm not dead yet!

(☉Benefit☉)

After thinking for a moment, Qiao Sen quickly came up with a suitable position and said with a smile, "Then I'll trouble you, Xiao Jie, to be both the study committee member and the logistics committee member. You'll be in charge of everything, including the procurement of ingredients and the confirmation of dishes. Can you do that?"

"Roger that!"

Genos suddenly looked up, his energy nodes lighting up, a glint of light flashing in his eyes: "I won't let you and the teacher down! Leave all these matters to me!!"

Saitama: "..."