A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

Johnson: "..."

Under the burning gaze of his own stand, Johnson felt insulted.

"You call this a 1:1 refund... This is a targeted gacha pool with 10 times the cost!!"

(? o_o )

A handsome young man in a suit shrugged nonchalantly.

[Not happy? Go ahead and hit me!]

Beat Dog is planning a second fight, and it's about to begin!

outside the room.

"...Again?!"

Saitama frowned, looking at the swaying chandelier on the ceiling, and muttered, "Looks like I really need to get Genos to reinforce the house properly..."

……

Inside Johnson's room.

Fighting is fighting, and whipping is whipping.

F-zai straightened his tie, which had been askew during the fight, and continued to activate his fourth ability.

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[Substitution Technique (N): Ability Card, Rank E Ninjutsu, Basic Three Body Technique, description omitted.]

【Wind Release: Vacuum Ball (R): Ability Card, B-rank Wind Release Ninjutsu. Take a deep breath and unleash several wind release shockwaves to attack the enemy from different directions, powerful enough to penetrate flesh.】

【Konoha Gale (N): Ability Card, Konoha Taijutsu, description omitted.】

[Earth Release: Earth Flow Wall (R): Ability Card, a B-rank Earth Release ninjutsu that summons a giant earth wall carved with a dog's head. Description omitted.]

【Eight Trigrams Palm (R): Ability Card, a Gentle Fist taijutsu unique to the Hyuga clan. It uses the Byakugan to perceive the opponent's position within the Eight Trigrams formation, then strikes with a powerful chakra shockwave from a distance (difficult to hit without the Byakugan).】

【Fire Release: Dragon Fire Technique (R): Ability Card, C-rank Fire Release ninjutsu. Utilizes ninja tools such as strings or wires to connect with the opponent and guide flames to attack.】

[Clone Technique (N): Ability Card, Rank E Ninjutsu, Basic Three Body Technique, description omitted.]

[Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique (R): Ability Card, a C-rank Fire Release ninjutsu exclusive to the Uchiha clan, widely known throughout the ninja world. Chakra is gathered in the throat, and a giant fireball is expelled from the mouth to attack the enemy. Its power depends on the user, but its accuracy is extremely low.]

【Wind Release: Vacuum Wave (R): Ability Card, B-rank Wind Release Ninjutsu, a variant of "Wind Release: Vacuum Ball," which unleashes a sharp stream of air resembling a katana-shaped blade, possessing powerful cutting force.】

【Fire Sealing Seal (SR): Ability Card, Rank B Sealing Technique, capable of sealing flames of all forms and natures within a corresponding medium (such as a sealing scroll).】

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My second Godly 1-pull guaranteed at least one SR Seal Technique, so it's not a bad deal.

Having figured out the mechanism, Johnson stopped worrying about short-term gains and losses and continued to draw.

The third shot.

【Rasengan (SR): Ability Card. An A-rank ninjutsu developed by the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze, inspired by the "Tailed Beast Ball." It concentrates chakra in the hand, continuously flowing and compressing it in irregular directions to form a palm-sized ball of neutral chakra to attack the opponent. Different chakra nature transformations can be added to create various derivative Rasengans.】

A burst of purple light erupted from a bunch of Five Elements Ninjutsu; it was at least the Crown Prince's signature Rasengan.

Recalling how he had struggled to develop the "Rasengan" back then, Qiao Sen couldn't help but conjure up a large, glowing Rasengan on the spot, feeling a surge of pride.

F-Zai: ...Whatever makes you happy!

The fourth shot.

[Lightning Release: Chidori (SR): Ability Card, an A-rank Lightning Release ninjutsu developed by Kakashi Hatake. Because he once used this technique to cut through real lightning, it is also known as "Lightning Blade." It uses lightning chakra gathered in the hand to form an electric current, combined with a high-speed thrust to pierce the target.]

After the prince gives it to you, the best friend bond is triggered. This time, the guaranteed SR is the signature skill of Sasuke, which is comparable to "Rasengan".

However, this technique falls under the category of "getting whatever you want by clapping your hands," making it not very useful for Qiao Sen.

However, it can be categorized as a fashion skill, and it's incredibly effective when you occasionally need to look cool!

The fifth shot, the sixth shot...

As the card draws continued, Johnson's ability pool gradually filled with various ninjutsu, body genjutsu, and sealing techniques, but he also discovered the problem.

First, the drop rate of bloodline limits is extremely low. Apart from the "Magnetic Release Bloodline Limit" that I got from the first draw bonus, I haven't seen a single one after more than a hundred draws.

Secondly, the large number of basic ninjutsu and taijutsu polluted the gacha pool, causing his anger level to rise rapidly!

However, the game planner standing right next to him clearly knew about gacha mechanics.

During the 170 consecutive draws, 3 golden lights appeared, and on average, an SSR could be obtained every 50 draws or so, which is an incredibly high drop rate!

Moreover, the shipping time is always perfectly timed, extinguishing consumers' anger just as it's about to erupt.

【Diamond Lock (SSR): Ability Card, a unique A-rank sealing technique of the Uzumaki clan. It unleashes massive amounts of chakra to form chains, used for attack, defense, creating barriers, and binding and sealing tailed beasts.】

【Eighty Gods Vacuum Strike (SSR): Ability Card. A superhuman taijutsu mastered by Kaguya Otsutsuki, the ultimate form of the Hyuga clan's "Eight Trigrams Vacuum Palm." It concentrates ultimate chakra in the palm and releases countless powerful punches to overwhelm the opponent; its power can completely shatter a complete "Susanoo"!】

【Eight Gates Formation (SSR): Ability Card. Might Guy inherited this ultimate taijutsu from his father. By opening the eight gates that bind chakra within the body—the Gate of Opening, Gate of Rest, Gate of Life, Gate of Injury, Gate of Closure, Gate of View, Gate of Shock, and Gate of Death—he temporarily gains superhuman strength. When all eight gates are open, it is called the "Eight Gates Formation," where the user's power is multiplied. However, opening the eighth gate—the Gate of Death—will result in death due to the exhaustion of one's life force. Skills: 1. First Gate: Opening "Front Lotus"; 2. Third Gate: Life "Reverse Lotus"; 3. Sixth Gate: View "Morning Peacock"; 4. Seventh Gate: Shock "Day Tiger"; 5. Eighth Gate: Death "Evening Elephant"; 6. Eighth Gate: Death "Night Guy".】

Among them, "Diamond Lockdown" and "Eighty Gods Void Strike" both require pure and massive chakra as a foundation, which is extremely compatible with Johnson's ability characteristics.

After all, it's chakra.

Isn't this kind of thing readily available in large quantities?

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"Diamond Sealing Technique" is a powerful sealing technique that can easily suppress tailed beasts. The most representative users are Mito Uzumaki and Kushina Uzumaki, the first and second Nine-Tails Jinchuriki.

Moreover, the complex chain play can be applied to a variety of combat scenarios, which perfectly meets Johnson's needs for auxiliary abilities.

"Eighty Gods Vacuum Strike" is the ultimate taijutsu in the Naruto world. In Johnson's hands, it can be regarded as a long-range special effects version of "Continuous Normal Punch". Its power goes without saying.

More importantly, this Otsutsuki Taijutsu gave Johnson a brand new "Ora" pose, instantly extinguishing most of his frustration from the unfavorable gacha pulls.

The remaining SSR card, "Eight Gates Formation," is even more widely known. If Kishimoto hadn't stopped it back then, Guy would have kicked the character out of the finale long ago!

When Qiao Sen got his hands on it, he was considering whether the combination of "Eight Gates Formation" and "Super Healing" after the "Death Gate" was opened was worthwhile.

The increase in combat power is secondary; the important thing is that there's a new transformation form!

Get the new color!

This is great!

One by one, the newly created fantasy cards were inserted into Qiao Sen's chest under the control of the tool F-zai, and he could almost hear the system notification sound of "New ability +1 +1 +1" in his ears.

A multitude of ninjutsu and secret techniques refreshed Johnson's understanding of chakra, especially the exclusive boss skill "Eighty Gods Vacuum Strike" of Kaguya, the progenitor of chakra.

Once the extremely high-intensity and high-density chakra was formed, it was emanating a terrifying gravitational force in Johnson's hand that was enough to distort the plane of space, giving him a sudden urge to Ora something.

What's most remarkable is that this level of chakra is extremely pure, far surpassing the violent chakra that appears after the Eight Gates are opened!

Fortunately, Johnson was rational and did not combine it with the "Eight Gates Formation" for testing.

Otherwise, Genos wouldn't need to reinforce the building; he could just take Saitama to a different apartment and that would be the end of it.

Coming to his senses, Qiao Sen's expression suddenly changed.

"Uh, 170 pulls already? That seems a bit over budget..."

170 "God's Draws" is equivalent to 1700 "Fate Draws". Even though Johnson's resource accumulation speed has increased significantly recently, he has never fought such a rich battle!

Glancing at the eagerly waiting planner who was practically begging for his money, Qiao Sen silently chanted "This is no good" while gritting his teeth fiercely: "...Then let's just do one last draw!"

The dog planner's eyes lit up.

【Alright, sir!】

Rice tahini beans!

The Stand ability has been activated yet again!

The law of conservation of luck took effect, and the final divine ten-hit combo didn't even have a golden glow.

It can't even blink!

However, two streaks of purple light suddenly burst forth from the blue sky and white clouds.

Another double-yolk egg!

【Shadow Clone Technique (SR): Ability Card, a B-rank ninjutsu developed by the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju. It divides chakra to create one or more physical clones for use in combat, reconnaissance, training, etc. These clones possess consciousness independent of the user's main body and have a certain degree of resilience. If actively canceled or destroyed, the clones' memories and experiences will return to the main body.】

[Yin Attribute Chakra (SR): Ability Card, from the Naruto world. A special property transformation of chakra, a collection of human spiritual power, creating a material form from nothing. It is often used in genjutsu, sealing techniques, and bloodline secret techniques that require spiritual power, such as the "Sharingan".]

call--

The moment the card draw results appeared, Qiao Sen lay back on the bed with a sigh of relief.

"...Finally out!"

God knows, all he originally wanted was to pull out a "Shadow Clone Technique" that wasn't particularly rare!

Little did I know I almost lost all my savings.

As for the "Yin attribute chakra" that is bundled as a bonus, it is not bad either. Firstly, it gathers all the basic chakra attributes, and secondly, it can greatly increase the power of the "Sharingan".

Seeing that F-zai's "Fate Card Draw" count had plummeted to 200+ in his feedback, the blond hunk scratched his head, a rare occurrence for him.

"It's intoxicating, it's intoxicating..."