A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

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Johnson: Plan is in place!

"Hey, okay!"

Witnessing all this, Genos's eyes gleamed: Is this the friendship between Saitama and Johnson? (Note: Maintaining a suitable level of close friendship between strong individuals can promote continuous growth in combat power.)

Johnson had no idea what strange posture the child on the balcony had mastered. After successfully feeling the aura of a powerful warrior emanating from Saitama, he excitedly ran back to his room.

Snapped!

The door is closed.

Force field reinforcement activated, target—

Apartment building.

The room's sound insulation is greatly improved, reaching its maximum level.

Card Pool Selection —

Naruto.

Card type selection —

Ability Cards.

[Number of "Fate Card Draws" - 100.]

A handsome young man in a purple suit emerged from Johnson's body and bowed elegantly like a well-trained waiter.

【as you wish. 】

Fantasia, the fourth ability, "Divine Draw" —

Ten in a row, let's go!

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【Thousand Years of Death (N): Ability Card. A secret taijutsu technique passed down by Konoha technician Kakashi Hatake. The user forms the Tiger Seal with both hands, infuses chakra into their fingertips, and stabs the opponent in the back, targeting their weakest point in terms of chakra. The force is enough to send the opponent flying. Victim: Konoha Jonin, One-Tailed Jinchuriki, Seventh Hokage.】

【Leaf Whirlwind (N): Ability Card, Leaf Village Taijutsu, description omitted.】

【Magic Illusion: The Art of Mistaking One Place for Another (R): Ability Card. Uses illusion chakra to influence the opponent's visual signal transmission, causing them to mistake one place for another.】

【Shadow Dance Leaf (R): Ability Card, one of the techniques of Kaiju's Power Fist, an extremely fast taijutsu, the starting stance of the Eight Gates technique - "Lotus", which kicks the opponent into the air with a speed that is invisible to the naked eye, and can be followed up with a combo to deliver a heavy blow to the opponent】

[Transformation Technique (N): Ability Card, Rank E Ninjutsu, one of the three basic body techniques, description omitted.]

【Water Release: Water Prison Technique (R): Ability Card, uses a water cage to trap the opponent, preventing them from moving or performing hand seals】

[Clone Technique (N): Ability Card, Rank E Ninjutsu, one of the three basic body techniques, description omitted.]

【Five Elements Sealing (SR): Ability Card, an A-rank sealing technique used by Orochimaru. It uses the five chakra natures (water, fire, earth, wind, and lightning) to seal the energy within the target's body, rendering it uncontrollable and unable to erupt. It can seal tailed beast-level chakra.】

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"hiss……"

After completing his first ten-pull of the Godly Draw, Qiao Sen's vision went black, and he gasped for breath.

Fortunately, the last-ranked purple card "Five Elements Seal" salvaged his reputation, otherwise he would have doubted whether he was actually rubbing the real Saitama.

This is just too unlucky!

Even though he had mentally prepared himself, Qiao Sen still felt a tightness in his chest, and his powerful heart, which had been fused with the "pseudo-Herrscher core," almost stopped.

"Come here, you dog planner, come here for a second."

Qiao Sen clenched his fist, which was as big as a sandbag, and called over the handsome young man in a suit who looked innocent.

F-zai sat cross-legged on the bed, mimicking the original form, with ten fantasy cards of different colors floating in front of them.

"Look, I won't even bother complaining about the 'Thousand Years of Death' technique at the beginning," Johnson said with a benevolent smile, his arm around his Stand's shoulder. "What the heck is that 'Leaf Whirlwind' triple attack? And what about the 'Transformation Technique' and 'Clone Technique' from the basic three body techniques? Aren't those abilities I already know? How come they're appearing again?"

F-zai looked directly at Qiao Sen with clear eyes.

[Who says you can't get the same ability again once you've acquired it? Previously, the sample size was small; with more draws, getting duplicates that polluted the pool is perfectly normal.]

Have you ever played a pay-to-win mobile game? If you don't get any shards from gacha pulls, and instead have to collect a certain number of shards to exchange for a complete card, that's considered generous!

"……Uh?"

( ?д? )？

Stop talking, my liver is already hurting!

The originally aggressive Qiao Sen listened to F Zai's sophistry in a daze, and found that what he said was reasonable and convincing.

Oh no, what should I do? Suddenly I realize he makes a lot of sense!

Thinking about the unscrupulous business rules described by F-zai, Qiao Sen couldn't help but shudder.

Sparrow Eater: If we break all fantasy cards down into fragments and combine them into "Limiter Break" cards...

Alas……

The gaming experience is so much worse!

Seeing that the main body realized its mistake, F-zai immediately gave a wicked smile.

So, why don't you hurry up and thank Brother F?

"Yes Yes Yes……"

Johnson nodded repeatedly: "Thank you, F... thank you so much, Der!"

"Come on! You almost tricked me! You're going to kill me, you bastard planner!!"

Two handsome young men engage in an unrestricted, real-man battle in a room reinforced with a force field, employing a variety of brutal techniques such as eye-gouging, choking, and testicle-smashing.

Despite the fortifications already in place, the apartment building still couldn't withstand the heavy blows from the non-human entity and its Stand, trembling under the tidal wave of power.

"Eh?"

Saitama, who had just picked up a newspaper, caught a piece of debris falling from the ceiling in confusion: "Strange, was there an earthquake?"

Genos's expression hardened, and he slammed his hand on the table, saying, "Teacher, I'll go find the materials right away to reinforce the apartment building from all angles!"

"……what?"

Saitama was stunned for a moment when a powerful gust of air erupted from the balcony, and the cyborg boy soared into the sky, breaking the sound barrier with a second acceleration in mid-air, disappearing from Saitama's sight in the blink of an eye.

"Uh, Genos's taking this way too seriously..." Saitama's lips twitched, and he got up to dump the crumbs in his hand into the living room trash can. "It's just a small earthquake, the house should... hold up, right?"

Saitama looked up uncertainly at the ceiling, which was now silent again. Genos's reaction made him suspicious as well.

"Maybe we should have Xiao Jie reinforce it, otherwise I have a feeling this house will completely collapse in the future..."

Saitama muttered to himself, his mind filled with suspicion.

"Pah, pah, pah! You jinx! It's so hard to find a clean and tidy apartment like this without utilities and rent these days!"

inside the room.

Qiao Sen achieved the "beating up the dog planner" feat that many players wanted to do but couldn't, and only then did he return victorious and release F-zai, who was locked in a cross armbar.

F-zai (dead fish eyes): I'm doing my best to cooperate with your performance.

Even if the Stand is injured, the original user will still suffer, so Johnson naturally cannot really go all out.

However, F-zai also knows himself well; he'll stop once he's had his fill!

"Alright, stop fooling around. I have a question."

Chapter 325 170 consecutive draws

Johnson straightened his wrinkled casual shirt and asked, "What do we do with the duplicate cards we draw?"

Sell gold coins for money, and recycle equipment!

Johnson: "..."

"Speak like a human being!"

【cough……】

F-zai's eyes gleamed.

This means dismantling cards and getting a refund for "Fate Draw" attempts.