Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

Under the night, a bright moon hangs high in the sky.

The silhouettes of two divine horses are lingering under the moonlight—

No - it's a dogfight!

Bird Benben can be considered to have found the trace of the spotted peregrine falcon.

The spotted peregrine falcon turned his head to see the little turtle chasing after him again, snorted in disdain, and turned his head back again.

In the peregrine falcon family, it is still a matriarchal society, and the female peregrine falcon has absolute leadership and absolute status.

It's not that easy to get their approval.

She was going to hang this Tie Hanhan for at least half a month or a month in order to establish her absolute prestige in the future.

However, Bird Benben is not Tie Hanhan. It croaks and flies towards the spotted peregrine falcon, with all the 'love books' taught to it by the older brother in its mind.

Thinking of how obedient the elder brother can be to the elder sister-in-law, Bird Benben has already thought of his future happy life!

He will also become a man who speaks his mind just like his eldest brother!

Then--

"Scum—!"

After a loud screeching sound resounded through the night sky.

With fiery hope, Bird Bengben went up and gave the proud spotted peregrine falcon a fiery shock, knocking it staggered with a 'bang'.

"Scum!"

The spotted peregrine falcon was dazed for a while, and he hurriedly screamed twice, and then barely managed to keep his balance.

Then it looked at the bird with an incredible look, as if it was looking at a fool!

He, he dared to hit her!

Don't want to mate?

"Scum—Scum 25!"

However, the bird stupid saw that the spotted peregrine falcon really looked at it, and was very excited!

It knew that the method taught by the big brother worked. Before, the spotted peregrine falcon had always ignored him and didn't bother to look at it.

So it excitedly worked harder and flew towards the spotted peregrine falcon again!

"Scum—!"

When the spotted peregrine falcon saw it flying like a tiger again, his face changed violently with fright, and he hurriedly flapped his wings and was about to fly away.

But Bird Benben is a male peregrine falcon after all. In addition, during this period of time, he and Chu Zihang have been eating and drinking spicy food, and he still works every day. His speed and strength have not been what it used to be, and he caught up with the spotted peregrine falcon almost instantly.

Then--

"Bang!"

After the bird bumped into it, he even rode on it proudly.

"This...."

"I'm going! Bird stupid is too fierce!"

"Overlord is hard丨Bow the bow? Report it!"

"Shocked! In broad daylight, the sky is bright, and in the annotations of tens of millions of eyes, it actually did such a thing!"

"It's chilling! When will the female peregrine falcon stand up?"

Then, Bird Benben was decisively kicked away by the spotted peregrine falcon!

"Slag, slag, slag!"

The spotted peregrine falcon made a serious protest to it, roaring angrily, and flew away with a thump of its wings.

When the bird was stupid and wanted to chase again, the spotted peregrine falcon immediately turned its head and roared at it!

Don't bother to deal with him at all. . .

"Scum~~~"

"Scum~~~"

Looking at the spotted peregrine falcon that flew away, the bird's stupid cry was miserable, and his expression was extremely lonely.

It can't figure it out, didn't it start just fine?

How come this is so?

Could it be that the method taught by Big Brother is wrong?

No, Big Brother's method is correct, there must be something wrong with it.

Bird Benben turned his head and flew back with tears in his eyes. He stumbled and stumbled in the air, as if he was about to crash at any moment. The audience before the live broadcast watched with that sad little expression——

"Quack quack! Laughing to death baby!"

"Stupid? Learn love skills from a straight titanium man like Slag? This is your fate!"

"Shit! Calling you overlord to be hard and bowing? You don't even look at your discoloration!"

"It's comfortable now~ A single dog means I'm refreshed~ I have to eat two more bowls for dinner."

"A clear stream in the live broadcast room, 1/1 of the lovelorn live broadcast room."

Netizens laughed when they saw Bird's reckless behavior.

As for Chu Zihang, I don't know what happened to Bird Benben.

He took down the boiled red king crab and prepared to eat a king crab meal.

Eating crab is very particular. Generally speaking, Chu Zihang would not care about those methods.

But in the face of such a good crab king, Chu Zihang took a rare treat of the ingredients seriously, started the journey of crab tasting like a nobleman, and showed a wave of the correct way to eat crab.

First of all, eat crab legs first, because crab legs get cold quickly, which will affect the taste after cooling.

Generally speaking, eating crab requires some ginger vinegar seasoning, but Chu Zihang saved this step and tasted the original taste of crab king.

The crab legs, which are thicker than fingers, are taken off, and the crab meat has been exposed from the feet. When you take a light sip, the tenderness of the crab meat and the delicious aroma of the gravy are simply delicious on earth.

And there is no need to worry about the meat that cannot be eaten inside. You can break the crab legs and use the small heads of the crab legs to push the meat out of the crab legs, so that there is no waste at all.

After eating the crab legs one by one, Chu Zihang, who had 6 top-quality crab meat, was full of delicious fragrance, and his face was red and moist.

"Gollum!"

"Gollum!"

Before the live broadcast, the audience watched Chu Zihang's elegant meal and the expression of enjoyment, and they were so greedy that their lips were about to be bitten!

Eating big pliers again, this step will take a bit of effort. You need to cut and break the pliers. Fortunately, Chu Zihang has a utility knife, so he can't help it.

The tongs have more meat and firmer, and the taste is more refreshing. When you take a bite, you will be full of meat and happiness!

Finally eat the body of the crab.

The heart, intestines, stomach, and gills were all inedible. Chu Zihang opened the crab's lid and removed them little by little, leaving a large lump of meat that was edible.

Of course, Chu Zihang's favorite is the yellow-orange, thick crab roe.

This stuff is the delicacy of the world!

Especially the crab roe of King Crab, which is a delicacy in the world, just smelling it, Chu Zihang feels like he is hungry again!

Unceremoniously, Chu Zihang scooped out a large spoonful of crab roe with a spoon and put it in his mouth, tasting the delicious aroma, feeling like he was swimming in the sea.

Finally, there is the crab meat.

But Chu Zihang felt his chubby belly and couldn't take it anymore.

He had to put the crab lid on, put the crab legs in place, and then the most amazing scene happened!

Chu Zihang was able to restore the finished crab perfectly, not a single part was damaged, not a single part was missing!

"What is the upper class! The scumbag interprets it perfectly!"

"This is too amazing!"

"This way of eating crabs, noble!"

"How can crabs eat so gracefully? I used to eat them directly with my teeth!"

"That's not it, the scumbag's food is too elegant, too clean, no meat is wasted."

The audience was drooling, their eyes widened, and they looked amazing!

This way of eating crabs really surprised everyone.

At this moment, the lost peregrine falcon 'Slag' screamed twice, one fell from the air, and then plunged into Chu Zihang's arms, crying loudly!

This. . . .

"Quack quack! The baby is laughing to death, and this fellow is crying."

"How does it feel to be broken in love? The old man was so heart-wrenching when he first broke up in love!"

"But as long as you break up enough love, you are guaranteed to go from heart-wrenching to heartless!"

Netizens were instantly amused by this silly bird.

"What's up?"

Chu Zihang threw the peregrine falcon on the beach, sat up and asked.

"Slag - 500"

The peregrine falcon cried out in grievance, then looked at the sky, meaning that people left it, and complained that Chu Zihang's trick didn't work.

"does not work?"

Chu Zihang frowned.

"Shouldn't be."

He thought about it for a while, his eyes lit up, and he said confidently: "Stupid! I'll teach you another trick, it will definitely work now."

"Scum!"

The peregrine falcon raised his head, and Brin Brin looked at Chu Zihang, looking forward to it.

Chu Zihang didn't give a shit, patted its head, picked up the crab meat, and said:

"You take this and eat it in front of her. Remember, don't give it to her. It counts when she's greedy and crying, understand?"

"...I vomited! What a bad move!"

"Hahahaha! As always, a little coup for lovelornness!"

"Is this the brain circuit of a straight titanium man? Love love!"

"The methods of breaking up love have been added again! Welcome everyone to pay attention to the lovelorn little class of the scumbag!"

"Don't be fooled, stupid, or you will either ignore you or hit you!"

"I suspect that the scumbag is deliberately disgusting the peregrine falcon, it's all bad tricks!"

Netizens laughed like crazy, they had never heard of using this method to catch a girl.

Deliberately eat delicious food for others to see, but not for others?

cheap!

It's so cheap!

Isn't this special meow looking for a beating?

"Scum!"

However, the peregrine falcon nodded heavily, once again igniting hope for life.

This. . . .

Before the live broadcast, the fat house single dog viewers pulled the corners of their eyes and sighed, ready to practice their abdominal muscles!

quack quack!

It's so refreshing to see other people's brokenhearted feelings~

The single dog broke out with a strong interest!

…….

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