Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

"I joined! This little crab really called Dad to take revenge?"

"Ghost! I thought that the scumbag was amusing the little blue crab, but I didn't expect this to work?"

"Hahaha! God! Little Blue Crab is not a good stubble at first glance, he must be so arrogant on weekdays."

"Let me drop it. This king crab is too big. It is estimated that such a crab can be sold for several thousand yuan."

"How many thousand yuan? This top-grade crab king is 20,000 yuan a head. How much does Pinxuange charge? You don't know the deliciousness of this big crab king."

"ZhiZhiZha, this scumbag is blessed, isn't this a big meal delivered to your door?"

"Dangerous! Run the big crab, if you don't run, be careful that the whole family will be served by the scumbag!"

Netizens looked at this mighty big crab, and their saliva overflowed with a bit of greed. Some were worried about its stability, and some were watching the excitement.

However, the Blue Crab King has no fear at all. On this beach, it has always been used to being overbearing!

With its two giant claws, even the big tortoise will shrink up when it sees it!

Today, this kid dares to beat his child, and he is so arrogant. He must teach this invading foreign enemy a lesson and protect its dignity.

"Crack!"

"Crack!"

The blue crab king Juao squeezed twice, and then dashed towards Chu Zihang sideways with his big pliers, very fast.

"Yo! It's more cute than a scissors hand? Don't think I'll let you go!"

Chu Zihang wiped his saliva, and immediately threw himself into the crab-catching action. He set up his crab-catching artifact and put it on the big blue crab's scissors.

"Crack!"

The Skull King did not doubt that he was there. He ignored the broken thing in front of him and rushed towards Chu Zihang in a daze!

"bingo!"

Chu Zihang's eyes lit up, and when he found out that his big ao was caught, he decisively pulled up the movable rope, quickly tightened its big ao, and then vigorously raised the pole to pick it up.

Not to mention, this weight is not light, it is much heavier than the blue crab he caught earlier!

After the big blue crab was provoked, he suddenly lost his balance, as if the crab had lost his dream, his two big eyes were rolling around in a daze, not understanding what happened.

"Chicken! Only these two brushes dare to imitate others to find a place? A reckless man!"

Chu Zihang smiled, ready to step it under his feet, and then tied it up to make a crab king meal.

"Broken! Why did you get hit again!"

"This crab is too stupid! I have used the same trick so many times to win? I seriously doubt if they are actors!"

What Li Tianming looked at was greedy, such a big king blue crab, how delicious it was.

As he spoke, tears of desperation flowed from the corners of his mouth.

"No! Why are the crabs I went to catch so smart and run fast? I suspect that the crabs encountered by the scumbag have a problem with their IQ!"

Bei Ye was also jealous.

This wild survival version is completely different from his previous hell mode!

It's like hanging up.

"Cut, it's stupid to say that you are stupid. This crab-catching artifact is really easy to use. It won't scare away the crabs at all, and once you hang the crabs, they won't be able to move at all."

Zhang Keer N sodi

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But at this time, Zhang Ke'er's words hadn't fallen for too long, and the screen suddenly changed!

"I pressed it! It's too tight! It's too tight!"

Only to hear Chu Zihang exclaimed, everyone was startled!

"This, this is too top!"

"Huh? Still spraying water?!"

"Wipe! Stop spraying!"

Before everyone could react, Chu Zihang cursed one after another.

I saw that the big crab suddenly stretched out another big claw that was not suspended, and grabbed the wooden pole in Chu Zihang's hand and kept its balance.

Then the big crab even did a pull-up, and then sprayed Chu Zihang with a salt soda!

"This....."

"What a terrible line!"

Zhang Ke'er's cheeks were flushed, and she couldn't even see Chu Zihang.

Although, he is describing objective facts, but...

And netizens laughed and praised:

"It's easy to drive! This car is caught off guard!"

"You scumbag, can you open this broken road?"

"Driving on the beach, scumbag expert!"

However, at this time, after several attempts, the king of the blue crab, Daao, broke the wooden pole! !

After the king of the blue crab hung on the ground, he dangled for a while, but the first thing that came to his mind was not to escape, but to attack!

I saw it stretched out its big hooves and took a broken wooden pole, and rushed towards Chu Zihang again aggressively, and vowed not to give up until it was cut into pieces.

"Fuck! Do you want to be so fierce?"

Chu Zihang was taken aback. He didn't expect this thing to be so powerful. If it was caught somewhere, wouldn't it really be over?

The fearful thought made Chu Zihang shudder.

Seeing that he didn't have any suitable tools in his hand, Chu Zihang ran away!

He didn't want to fight it closely.

"Quack quack! The scumbag was scared away by the big blue crab?"

"Coward! The scumbag is too cowardly! Isn't this just right?"

"Blue Crab King: Don't run, people want to hug!"

"Blue Crab King: Little Brother, don't run, let's shake hands!"

"Damn, you are really chasing!"

While running, Chu Zihang turned his head to look back, and found that the blue crab was not running much slower than him.

On the other side, the little blue crab was 'clicking' on the beach with scissors and blowing bubbles there. It turned out to be a cheerleader for its father, which made Chu Zihang's nose crooked.

It even looks like a play!

That's who you call me, right?

Just kidding, right?

After Chu Zihang made a turn, he resolutely rushed towards the little blue crab!

We can't beat the big ones, and it's always okay to play the small ones, right?

"broken!"

"Dangerous!"

"Run!"

The audience saw Chu Zihang's intention and urged the little blue crab to escape.

However, how could the speed of the little blue crab be faster than that of Chu Zihang, he chased after a few steps and stepped on the beach with one foot!

"Kaka~!"

The blue crab king was so angry that he turned and rushed towards Chu Zihang!

And Chu Zihang was anxious, and suddenly thought of a good way to invite you into the urn!

He decisively removed the back basket and poured out the blue crabs that were tied up with five flowers. Anyway, they were bound and couldn't escape.

Besides, even if you finish running all the races and switch to a blue crab king, you will make a lot of money!

Immediately, he put the basket on the ground, the mouth of the basket was flushed to the ground, and the bottom of the basket was skyward, forming a simple trap.

Then he pressed the little blue crab into the back basket with a stone, opened a hole in the direction of the blue crab king, and made a gesture of 'please enter the urn'.

"Crap! The scumbag is too insidious! Why are you still playing tricks on crabs?"

"The scumbag Laoyin is more than a real hammer! If you can't beat him, he will use other people's children to threaten him? It's too arrogant!"

"Shit! Isn't this a joke?"

"Is this called siege?"

However, there is nothing insidious or insidious in Chu Zihang's dictionary, and the way to catch delicious food is a good way!

The king of the blue crab was eager to save his son, and rushed into the basket quickly, using the big ao to remove the stone, trying to rescue the little blue crab.

But at this time, there was a sudden blackness on the head, and even the bright moonlight was blocked!

The big blue crab was buckled on the beach in the back basket, like a net.

Then Chu Zihang sat up heavily, no matter how arrogant it was, it couldn't run away!

Feeling the vibration of the king of the blue crab bumping back and forth, Chu Zihang smiled:

"Hey! A reckless husband is a reckless husband. In front of Yesai Zhuge, you are a stinky brother!"

Then Chu Zihang felt a handful of saliva, took out the prepared rope, and carefully lifted the back basket a little bit, just a little bit!

At this time, the bright blue crab king was finally seen in the back basket, as if he saw the hope of survival, a giant crow couldn't wait to stick out from that little mouth, trying to escape... ..

Yet it is faced with a relentless weight!

Chu Zihang smiled meanly, and pressed the basket down again, pressing its big ao so hard that it couldn't move.

Then he carefully used a rope to bind its big ao with five flowers, and wrapped it around a dozen times until it became a mummy before giving up.

"...The scumbag is too cautious."

Zhang Ke'er couldn't help shivering, always feeling that the scumbag had a hobby of tying up PLAY.

Why are each crab so tightly bundled!

And why are you excited and drooling every time you bundle up!

If it said that he had no crooked thoughts, she would not believe it!

Then, in the same way, Chu Zihang lifted a small mouth on the other side of the basket.

The blue crab king, who remembered to eat but not to fight, stretched out his claws again and was ruthlessly suppressed.

Another bundle of PLAY, this time the two giant claws of the big blue crab are all tied up, so Chu Zihang is not afraid.

After he held the rope at both ends firmly in his hands, he kicked the basket away. The king blue crab inside wanted to leave, but Chu Zihang lifted it up with both hands.

Then, Chu Zihang made the rope in circles, and the king crab followed in circles in the air, just like dancing ballet. . .

After turning around in circles, the blue crab king was completely dizzy, and bubbles appeared in his mouth.

"Crack!"

At this time, the little blue crab squeezed Chu Zihang with tears in his eyes.

"hiss!"

Chu Zihang sucked in a breath of cold air, and quickly shook off the little blue crab, saying angrily:

"Hey, you kid, I'll spare your life, you won't thank me, but will you repay your kindness and revenge?"

However, Chu Zihang is not a ruthless person, he is very moral, he let it go again and waved his hand:

"Go back, go back and tell your grandfather that your father was arrested by me! Let your grandfather come to rescue your father. It is best to call your Dragon King from the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea. The shrimp, soldiers and crabs will definitely not taste as good as the Dragon King."

"... Do you miss your grandpa again?"

"Scumbag, please be a person!"

"Why do I feel that if the scumbag stays at the beach for a few more days, the creatures in the sea will become extinct?"

"Dragon King of the East China Sea: This East China Sea will be decided by the scumbag!"

Ignoring the reluctant little blue crabs, Chu Zihang went back comfortably with a load of big blue crabs on his back.

If you don't eat anything else today, a king crab meal is enough!

And there is no need to add any more seasonings, just boil it with water, the original flavor is the best.

There are also a lot of particulars about making crabs. First, raise the crabs, put them in clean water to decontaminate them, wait for them to spit out the sand, and then wash the crabs.

Finally, Chu Zihang threw the mummy king crab into the bark pot and boiled it.

No way, the coconut pot is too small to support this big crab king, so I can only find a pot to replace it.

As the hot water in the pot warmed up, the big blue crab's vest gradually fell off.

"Crab, you are popular! Now thank me, how many people want to be popular once..."

Chu Zihang smelled the fragrant seafood smell, rolled up his sleeves and prepared to feast on his mouth.

At this time, there was finally a movement in the sub live broadcast room!

"Come on! Bird Benben finally found the female peregrine falcon!"

"Quack quack! Are you going to fight?"

"Sit and wait for a breakup on the spot!".

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