Datang: After Self-Explosive Time Travel, Li Er's Mentality Collapsed

For Li Shimin's promise.

All Chu Ze could do was raise a middle finger at him silently.

After seeing Chu Ze's move, Li Shimin, who was still deeply moved, was at a loss.

"This action of yours... don't tell me that you are thanking me for your grace! It can be seen from your eyes. This action is definitely not a good thing!"

"Your Majesty, let's stop pretending. This gesture means contempt."

"Oh!"

"Despise you!"

Originally, Li Shimin was almost moved by himself.

As a result, Chu Ze made such a fuss.

The feeling of desolation in his heart disappeared without a trace in an instant.

Seeing Chu Ze's raised middle finger, Li Shimin grabbed the chopsticks on the table and yanked them directly.

"You little bastard! Are you talking to elders like this?"

"Fuck! Hiss...Your Majesty, are you really fighting?"

"Otherwise I'm still afraid of your pain?"

Seeing Chu Ze baring his teeth and holding his hands shaking all the time.

Only then did Li Shimin drop the chopsticks in his hand contentedly.

After Chu Ze folded his hands and blew a few times, the burning pain gradually dissipated.

"Your Majesty, I really didn't say you..."

"What are you talking about when you are dying... you will let me go naturally, it's just nonsense.

"In the official history, you died in Zhenguan twenty-three years..."

"wait!"

When Li Shimin heard Chu Ze say that he died in Zhenguan twenty-three years ago.

He was slightly taken aback.

He immediately interrupted Chu Ze's words.

"Zhen Guan passed away in twenty-three years? Doesn't that mean that I only lived to be 51 years old?"

"Didn't you tell Cheng Qian that he has to be the prince for at least 30 years? Why is the number wrong here?"

"Which of your kid's words is the truth?"

Li Shimin, who was originally quite calm, heard that he had only 20 "ninety-nine" years left.

He couldn't calm down immediately.

Originally, he thought he could live at least 30 years.

As a result, when it came to Chu Ze, it was suddenly reduced by one-third.

It's no wonder he doesn't lose his mind.

"Oh! What I said to Chengqian before, they were all fooling him! He is a child, but you are an adult. Naturally, the way of speaking is different.

"Think about it, if I tell him, His Majesty will burp in 20 years. If you bear with it, you can become the emperor."

"Then why can't he count the days for you every day? Is that what you hope for? Your son is looking forward to your early return every day?"

"I told him, if you still have at least 30 years of live head. This is 30 years... He is 12 years old now! To put it bluntly, whether he has 30 year live head or not It's one thing!"

"If you want him not to have redundant thoughts, first interrupt his redundant thoughts.

After hearing what Chu Ze said.

Li Shimin also seemed to think it made sense.

After nodding numbly.

But he suddenly realized that Chu Ze's words seemed to be wrong.

"I said you boy, can you pay attention to the way you express yourself when you speak?"

"What is Chengqian? It's still one thing whether he can live for thirty years or not?"

"If you can't speak, why don't you keep your mouth shut! Otherwise, I will always want to beat you.

Chu Ze didn't take Li Shimin's threat seriously.

Because he found out, it seems that after talking too much.

He also gradually became indifferent to this matter of life and death.

Or maybe he's used to it.

"Your Majesty, what you are saying is that since ancient times, no one has died. Everyone must die sooner or later. Let's just discuss the matter."

"In the official history, you died in the 23rd year of Zhenguan, but there was no interference from me.

"At the age of 51, does His Majesty feel a little dissatisfied?"

After hearing Chu Ze's question knowingly.

Li Shimin snorted directly.

"Are you talking nonsense?"

When you know that you only live to be 51 years old, you don't even count as a six-year-old.

How could Li Shimin be satisfied?

After knowing that there is no such thing as immortality in this world.

He didn't ask himself to live for thousands of years.

But at least you have to live for seventy or eighty years, right?

As a result, the actual situation was far from what he expected.

It's even half the difference.

"Ahem...Your Majesty, do you still remember the medicine king Sun Simiao I mentioned to you? In the records of later generations, some people claim that he lived to be 120 years old. Some people claim that he lived to be 101 years old!"

"But it doesn't matter what age he is in real life. But at least he is twice as old as you."

"My suggestion is that you can ask him for advice on this method of health preservation and longevity."

"And you see, according to my rough estimate! First of all, your sleep is very unstable and you worry too much."

"According to the medical evidence of our later generations, lack of sleep is very harmful to the body. Like you, you have to get up before dawn in the morning, and you have to stay up late at night to work overtime. It is actually very good to be able to live 51."

"Another one is that in the official history, the reason why your life span is only here is also because of the late stage. You became obsessed with longevity. After engaging in some alchemists, you started to build a furnace to refine Gold Core

"According to the archaeological findings of our later generations, the Gold Core eaten by your emperors of all dynasties is often poisonous. After these toxins accumulate in the body, they are also the reason for your short life.

"And the third reason, you as the emperor, three thousand beauties in the harem... To be honest, the donkeys of the production team probably can't stand it!"

"I'll give you a piece of advice, at most once or twice in 7 days. This thing needs self-discipline."

"Especially at the late stage, when you're older, what kind of things... if it doesn't work, give it up."

After hearing these suggestions given by Chu Ze.

Li Shimin's face gradually turned from red to black.

As an emperor, how could he not work hard?

And the pursuit of longevity, eating Gold Core and so on... Li Shimin has nothing to say about this.

As for the harem beauties...

"Your Majesty, in fact, if you pay more attention to health preservation, according to your life level, it shouldn't be a big problem to live to seventy or eighty years old.

"Especially if you don't eat Gold Core."

"Because in the official history, you didn't die of illness, nor did you die because of a sudden illness or something like that."

"That is to say, your body itself is very healthy. It's just that you made it yourself, and you made yourself dead."

"And what you said earlier, that you will let me go when you are dying. The reason why I said it is nonsense. The main reason is..."

When Chu Ze said this, under the gaze of Li Shimin from now on.

He actually blushed slightly on his cheeks.

His eyes also became a little dodge.

He reached out and clenched his hand into a fist, covering his mouth, and coughed awkwardly.

Only then did Chu Ze speak again.

"Look, if you are more self-disciplined, don't eat Gold Core, and pay a little more attention to health preservation and rest. Don't say too much, live an extra fifteen years, the problem is not big at all, right?"

"That's thirty-five years from now."

"And thirty-five years later, I will be fifty-one-two... at this age, you say you want to let me go? You let me die halfway?"

"At that time, it might as well be almost the same. Let's bury the two together."

When Li Shimin heard Chu Ze's words, he still didn't understand the meaning of Chu Ze's words.

What do you mean he will be fifty-one-two by then.

Let him go, how come, let him die halfway?

"I really don't understand. What do you mean by that? Do you think your kid will live to be fifty or sixty years old?"

"Ahem...Your Majesty, you are the king of a country. Your ambition is far away in the world, and what you have in your heart is the vast number of sentient beings, and what you think about is the dynasty, which will last for thousands of years."

"And I, I am a time traveler, a bad young man in the new era. And you also know that my identity is honestly not suitable for having offspring. If you have a future, if you die, I might kill everyone .This allows future generations to come into this world, and those who are innocent are sinners."

"I don't have the troubles of offspring, and I don't need to have any grand goals. Then I must be dying!"

"I'm not like you, I have to think about whether it will hurt me or not! I'll do whatever I want!"

"If conditions permit, I would like to be a production team's donkey!"

After Chu Ze's words come to this point.

If Li Shimin didn't understand the meaning of his words, then he would be the king of a country in vain.

It can be said how righteous Chu Ze was when he persuaded him just now!

At this time, when he said these words, he had a double standard.

You are the emperor, you have to pay attention to your body, so you can't make it too much.

What kind of harem beauties, quit if you can.

As for worrying, that's what you deserve to worry about!

And I am different.

I don't want to have offspring, and I don't need to worry about anything.

Get in trouble, and you're behind it.

Although beauty hurts my body, I am happy!

In this brief moment, Li Shimin actually felt a strong sense of unwillingness in his heart.

Suddenly, he felt a little bit of envy for Chu Ze's life attitude.

Don't worry about anything, don't worry about anything.

You can live your whole life easily, and every day can be what you want.

Such a life...

"That's all! Time, life..."

"Let's stop discussing this issue, let's talk about the Empress!"

Li Shimin found out.

On the matter of Life attitude.

He really has no way to compare with Chu Ze.

The two have completely opposite thoughts and views.

And fate is not the same.

There is probably only one person like Chu Ze in the whole world.

Whether it's the right time, place and people, it completely fits everything he wants.

"Okay then, let's continue talking about the Empress!"

"The specifics behind are actually nothing too big. The main thing is some power struggles."

"In Gaozong's late stage, that is, Li Zhi. According to the official history, Gaozong often suffered from headaches, and in the late stage he was seriously ill and died at the age of 55.

"You have lived longer than Your Majesty..."

"You give me nonsense again, do you see that I call you with a big ear?"

"Cough cough cough... let's talk business, let's talk business!"

"It is precisely because of Gaozong's late stage health that the empress who was established as a queen also began to take the opportunity to gradually gain power... and the facts have proved that she is very talented in this aspect. However, Li Zhi is still very resourceful.

"During his ascension, the empress was always suppressed."

"Before he died, after all, he still failed to deal with the empress, and after his death, no one can suppress the empress.

"Finally, the first in history

A female emperor was born naturally.

"And this Empress, surnamed Wu! The exact real name has not been recorded, but after she was recruited into the palace by you, you gave her the name Wu Mei!"

"Ahem. By the way, she is actually four years older than Li Zhi..."

"Her father is the current Governor of Jingzhou: Samurai Guard, and she is the second daughter in the family."

Now that the words have been said to this point.

Chu Ze naturally didn't need to hide anything anymore.

So he directly told everything about Wu Zetian.

Moreover, he incidentally added a gossip to Li Shimin.

"Furthermore, Your Majesty, besides the pheasant slave, there is actually another person beside you who has a deep connection with this empress."

When Chu Ze thought of this person, a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Don't tell me, this girl is still a libertine!"

Li Shimin saw the extremely embarrassing smile on Chu Ze's face.

His eyes immediately became serious.

"Ahem...that's not the case! Although the empress late stage has a bad reputation, at least she never made any bad remarks when she was serving Emperor Gaozong."

"The person I'm talking about who is deeply related to her actually doesn't know her at all...or even though the two have never met, they have a deep relationship."

"It is estimated that rumors will spread in the near future."

After three generations of the Tang Dynasty, the heroine Martial King replaced the Li family and ruled the world!"

"There is such an anecdote in history, that is, after hearing this rumor, Your Majesty, you began to frantically search for this heroine Martial King."

"Until the 22nd year of Zhenguan, you believed the rumors, lost your mind, and killed Li Junxian by mistake!"

"Uh? No way... Didn't you say that it's the heroine Martial King? Why did I kill Li Junxian?"

When he heard that he actually killed Li Junxian because of a rumor.

He himself was stunned.

It is said that it is the heroine Martial King, this Li Junxian is a man!

Even if he believed the rumors, he shouldn't have killed him, right?

"It is precisely because of this that I said that the relationship between the two is actually very important!"

"Li Junxian, from Wu'an, Mingzhou, here is a 'Wu', right? Late stage, he has to be knighted: Duke of Wulian County! This is the second 'Wu'."

"And his position: Zuo Wuhou Zhonglang General! Another 'Wu', right?"

"And the most outrageous thing is that His Majesty must not know that Li Junxian has an alias. It's called Wu Niangzi!"

"Li Junxian's official position (General Zuo Wuwei). Title (Gong of Wulian County). Belongs to the county (Wu'an County). They all have the word "Wu", and the nickname is "Wu Niangzi".

"The previous rumors can be said to have been taken up by him alone."

"Your Majesty, do you think it's a coincidence?"

When I heard that Li Jun envied the nickname of Wu Niangzi.

5.4 Li Shimin, who was originally holding a wine glass, froze in mid-air.

After a while, he spit out a few words leisurely.

"Is there something wrong with him, Li Junxian? Such a mighty, brave and skilled fighter, whose nickname is 'Five Lady'!"

If it is said that at the beginning, Li Shimin couldn't figure out why he would kill Li Junxian unjustly.

After hearing what Chu Ze said.

Li Shimin finally figured it out.

According to what Chu Ze said, it is really possible for him to do such a stupid thing in his later years.

"So I said that the relationship between the two is quite deep. Is this correct?"

Seeing Li Shimin's stunned look, Chu Ze still winked and smiled at him.

"If you want to say that, then it really is true!"

"However, it's good that I knew about this in advance... Otherwise, it is estimated that many people in future generations will talk about me with this matter?"

"Well! There are quite a few of these. After all, in ancient times, in the eyes of our modern people, they often look silly, such as listening to rumors and killing people indiscriminately."

"There will be no ghosts and gods in the future, and the truth will be told in everything! Rumors and ghosts and gods, we all belong to liars."

"That's why, most people will be ridiculed for your style of killing people who rely on a few rumors and have no evidence. It's inevitable..."

Although mentally prepared.

But when he heard Chu Ze say this, Li Shimin still felt a little ashamed of own ignorance.

certainly.

Feeling ashamed is one thing.

Whether you admit it or not is another matter.

"Hey... It's said that the ancients were ignorant. Didn't you say it yourself? When there are some things that don't make sense, we ancients can't understand. We can only explain it to God's will."

"Ignorance is inevitable! It's justifiable..."

Although I know that I will make mistakes in the future.

But that's all about the future.

"You're right, you're right! I'm speechless anyway!".