Datang: After Self-Explosive Time Travel, Li Er's Mentality Collapsed

Two big living people, both young and unfit.

It turned out that it was time to sit and have a meal together.

While chatting, they began to discuss the sacrifice after death.

Driven by Li Shimin.

Chu Ze really had some strange thoughts.

For example, later generations can be regarded as relatively famous '-ancient paintings'!

Xiao Heyue chased after Han Xin, who was riding a bicycle sent by Phoenix to chase after him.

Liu Bei visited the thatched cottage three times to invite Zhuge Liang, and the car he drove was still an Audi.

Brother Monkey made a big fuss in Tiangong, and Iron Man took the Mark armor to fight.

Funny Great Emperor, fishing alone in the cold river and snow!

These later generations of 'famous paintings'!

If Chu Ze really figured out something now.

Then later generations archeology, is it true that the scalp has been thoroughly penetrated?

Although this is a bit of a bad taste.

But also as Li Shimin said.

Fighter models can be dug out of Wang Mang's tomb.

At any rate, I am also a genuine time traveler.

Shouldn't there be something left behind?

In the future, if he is really about to die.

That's as high as a few epitaphs, okay?

"Hey! Kid Chu has returned to his soul, what are you thinking about? Are you smiling so happily?"

When Chu Ze was still thinking about what to write on his future epitaph.

Li Shimin looked at him in a daze, and laughed at him from time to time.

He stretched out his hand and waved it in front of his eyes.

Chu Ze, whose train of thought was interrupted by Li Shimin, came back to his senses.

He also looked at Li Shimin with a smirk.

"Your Majesty, your writing, Fei Bai, is still very famous. It seems that your authentic works have been preserved in later generations."

"Oh! Hahaha. ․ Unexpectedly, among the descendants, there are still people who appreciate elegance! How can you be like you, who can't even recognize the characters. Are there many authentic works handed down by future generations? Are those?"

"Uh... not a lot. Plus I'm not interested in this thing, so I didn't pay much attention.

"However, can Your Majesty write some authentic works for me? If possible, I'd better write more. It will not be handed down in time."

Li Shimin looked at the smirk on the corner of Chu Ze's mouth.

He seemed to understand something.

"You kid, don't you want me to write you some weird things?"

"No, no, no!"

Seeing that I am full of wine and food,

Chu Ze turned his head to look at the attendants waiting outside the Huxin Pavilion.

Ask the other party to quickly prepare pens, inks, papers and inkstones.

And also said that Li Shimin is ready to wave, let them hurry up!

"Tell me! What do you want to write, boy?"

Wait until the Four Treasures of the Study are ready.

At this time, Li Shimin was quite playful, but he didn't care too much about Chu Ze.

Holding the brush in hand, he looked at him with a smile on his face.

"Let's write the first sentence first: Which excavator technology is better? Welcome to Shandong Lanxiang!"

"What chicken? Why do your descendants have trouble with chickens?"

"Excavator! I'm talking about the machine of opportunity...."

"Oh! OK, I'll write it for you!"

Under Chu Ze's gaze, Li Shimin raised the pen in his hand.

Although, Chu Ze can't understand what is the artistry of the flying white font he wrote?

But it doesn't really matter anymore.

"Second sentence: I love you walking in a dark alley alone!"

"Ah? What is this?"

"Ahem... Your Majesty, you don't understand, the romance of future generations. Just help me write one..."

"alright!"

"Uh... One more, let me think about it first..."

"By the way, here's one more: In fact, there is no Ultraman in this world!"

"Forget it, forget it, I won't ask any more..."

After continuously fooling Li Shimin to write down more than a dozen famous stalks for later generations.

Chu Ze looked at the font that jumped out on the paper.

Every sentence is a big pit!

In the future, the archaeological community will excavate the ancient tombs of the Zhenguan period of Tang Dynasty.

In the end, in the burial in the tomb, more than ten authentic handwritings of Emperor Taizong Li Shimin of Tang Dynasty were found!

Some of them include: "Chicken soup is here", "Little Heizi, you have exposed your chicken feet", "I love you and walk in a dark alley alone", "Which excavator technology is better"...

More than 10 Internet famous stalks such as this!

It is estimated that one sentence must be added at the end of the report.

Relevant personnel are currently under investigation...

"Boy, are you done?"

Li Shimin looked at Chu Ze who fell into a smirk again.

He rubbed his slightly sore wrist angrily.

"It's finished, it's finished! Thank you Your Majesty for rewarding the original work!"

"It's enough to think about it! A majestic emperor, to accompany you to mess around here..."

When Li Shimin thought about it, he was also the famous Emperor Taizong of Tang Dynasty.

It turned out to be here to accompany Chu Ze, joking with those descendants more than 1,000 years later.

But when he thought about it later, it seemed interesting.

"Boy, those funerary objects I just told you about. Hurry up and get them out!"

"Ah? Your Majesty, are you in a hurry to use it?"

Chu Ze said this just now.

He immediately realized that something was wrong.

The man turned around and was about to hide, but Li Shimin grabbed his ear with quick eyesight and hands.

"Little bastard! I am anxious to use it, right? Ah~.."

"Hey... Your Majesty! Father-in-law, father-in-law let go... I was too absorbed in thinking about things just now, I was wrong!"

"You bastard... I told you to get it out quickly, because I was afraid that you would forget it when you turned around. If you keep talking to me, you will see how I will deal with you!"

After hearing Chu Ze's screams begging for mercy.

Only then did Li Shimin let go of him contentedly.

"If you put it this way, then Wang Mang really feels like a time traveler. But why did his new dynasty fall in one fell swoop?"

"Besides, what he poured out doesn't seem to be as strong as yours!"

After playing for a while, Li Shimin sat down again.

As for whether Wang Mang is a time traveler.

Li Shimin didn't care too much now.

After all, whether it is or not, he is already history.

The only thing Li Shimin is curious about now is why Wang Mang lost so badly?

"Liu Xiu is the chosen one! Gao Wan, how could he beat Kai Hang!"

"Wang Man has a history of chasing and killing a person named Liu Xiu from the very beginning. However, in the beginning, he was only Martial God, and his real name was not Liu Xiu."

"Then it was rumored that when the decisive battle between Wang Mang and Liu Xiu was about to begin, the usual camp was bombarded by meteorites!"

"As a result, Wang Mang clearly had a huge advantage, but in the end he was defeated."

"Meteor is heaven..."

"And time travel is also divided into periods and specific abilities. For example, I am a college student anyway. Although there are countless college students like me in the future, if we really count it, we are actually quite outstanding."

"As for Wang Mang, if he is really a time-traveler, it's hard to say what his identity was before time-traveling. It's even hard to say what era he was in..."

"Then according to what you say, if Wang Mang is also a time traveler, then you should be much better than Wang Mang? Then why are you so poor?"

When Chu Ze justified his own college student status.

Li Shimin handed over a knife beside him without any face.

It was directly stuck in Chu Ze's heart.

They are all passers-by.

At least Wang Mang has been emperor for decades.

Do you look at you again?

I can't even afford to eat mixed meals.

"Your Majesty, we can't say that, right?"

"Look at Wang Mang, what is his identity, what is his origin? The Wang family in the late Western Han Dynasty can be said to be powerful.

"Wang Mang, who wants power and authority, who wants people and people, and who wants money and money. Naturally, the journey is smooth."

"Look at me again. There is not even a dog at the beginning, and the time is still the beginning of this prosperous dynasty. What do you want me to do? Let's speak with conscience!"

Li Shimin naturally knew that Chu Ze's situation was very different from Wang Mang's.

But that doesn't affect him making fun of Chu Ze, doesn't it?

"Okay, just take what is arranged for you to your heart."

"Now, tell me who that empress is!"

The matter of Wang Mang and Liu Xiu, in Li Shimin's view, was just a joke.

What he cares most about is the future Empress!

After hearing Li Shimin's question about the Empress again, the expression on Chu Ze's face gradually softened.

In other matters, he can play tricks and make trouble for no reason in front of Li Shimin.

But he knew that if it was related to such things as the country and the country and the change of dynasties.

Li Shimin's attitude is absolutely serious.

Now that the matter of the empress has been brought up, it cannot be avoided.

After sorting out my thoughts a little bit.

Chu Ze didn't intend to hide any more.

"Later generations, empresses of the Tang Dynasty. Speaking of which, we have to continue the topic we had when we first met.

"After the crown prince and the king of Wei were dismissed one after another, with the support of Changsun Wuji. When you were dying, you appointed the nine princes and Jin Wang Li Zhi as the crown prince."

"On the way, you also regretted it and wanted to change Li Ke, the king of Wu, whom you evaluated as 'Yinguo like me', as the prince. But unfortunately, after being opposed by the eldest grandson Wuji, you also dismissed this idea. "

"Ke'er's words! It's true...this kid looks like me when he was young!"

When Chu Ze mentioned Wu Wang Li Ke.

A gratified smile also appeared on the corner of Li Shimin's mouth.

Although he has many heirs, among them he is truly outstanding.

At present, there are Prince Chengqian, Wei Wang Li Tai and Wu Wang Li Ke.

If both Li Chengqian and Li Tai lost the chance to inherit the great rule.

Li Ke is also a good candidate.

But Li Shimin also knew.

If, as Chu Ze said, make Li Ke the crown prince.

Then Changsun Wuji and others will definitely object.

After all, half of Li Ke's blood comes from the former Sui royal family!

And the interest groups standing behind him also conflict with the current team under Li Shimin.

"Hey~! Let's continue talking about Li Zhi!"

When mentioning Li Ke.

Chu Ze sighed slightly.

Obviously, he didn't want to get entangled in this matter.

But his attitude completely fell into Li Shimin's eyes.

This also made Li Shimin frown slightly.

But he didn't say much at this time.

……… Ask for flowers………

"At the end of the Zhenguan period, your health was getting worse and worse. Li Zhi also grew up gradually. He understood some things that you understand. After an accident, he and a talented person of yours saw each other. But in the When you were still alive, he didn't dare to mess around.

"It's just that after you passed away, he couldn't wait to take this talent out of the nunnery again.

I picked it up.

"And his queen at that time was the Wang family. Because he had no heirs, Li Zhi wanted to abolish her and set up this talented person as the queen..."

Chu Ze was still talking in one breath, while Li Shimin, who was sitting opposite him, clenched his fists tightly.

After all, this news was too shocking for him.

"The bastard... has already become the emperor! It's not good to hit anyone? He must hit his father's woman!"

"I was famous in my life, why did I raise such a thing?"

"It's just ruining the family tradition!"

After Chu Ze heard Li Shimin's teeth-gritting words.

For a moment, he didn't know how to proceed.

And if you think about it, it's really quite a thing.

Especially now that Li Shimin is still in his prime, hearing this, he must feel a green panic in his head!

And looking at Li Shimin, who had an extremely ugly face, Chu Ze actually wanted to comfort him.

but...

"Your Majesty, in fact, you don't need to think so much! Just think about it a little bit."

"And what are you talking about..."

"The comment left in some unofficial histories of later generations is that this incident also started from you.

"You took over your sister-in-law, and your son is eyeing your concubine. After several generations, you have a descendant named Li Longji."

"He's no better than you... When he summoned his son into the palace, he set his sights on his future daughter-in-law..."

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Otherwise, the words that add fuel to the flames will just come out.

Li Shimin slammed his fist heavily on the stone table in front of him.

Chu Ze was startled by his sudden action.

And when looking up.

Li Shimin's eyes were blood red and filled with anger...

"These damned historians! And these unworthy descendants. I made such a bad plan in order to gain power."

"And these historians, short-sighted people, what do they know?"

"If I didn't do this back then! After the Black Tortoise gate, what would I do to calm down the situation? There will be a Turkic attack later. If the internal situation has not stabilized at this time, what will I do?"

To fight against the enemy?"

"I've worked hard all my life, so don't I have other bright spots? I'm clinging to such a little thing!

"There is also this bastard, Pheasant Slave, shame on me!"

The current Li Shimin can be said to be completely on top.

After all the shocking news was thrown on his face,

It is estimated that a normal person can't bear it.

"Cough cough cough...Your Majesty, actually you don't have to be so angry, don't you... These things will never happen now. Let's continue talking about the Empress.

Chu Ze looked at Li Shimin who couldn't calm down for a long time.

When he spoke, his voice couldn't help being three points weaker.

"Got it! Just keep talking."

"You kid also know how to be afraid?"

He looked at Chu Ze, whose momentum was obviously much weaker.

Even though Li Shimin was in a state of rage, he still did not forget to tease him.

"Although I am sure, with your character, Your Majesty, it is absolutely impossible to lose your mind because of this kind of thing. Then you will vent your anger on me and kill me to vent your anger."

"But...if you want to provoke you again at this time, you must beat me!"

"As the saying goes, a good man never suffers from immediate losses."

"Huh~!"

After hearing what Chu Ze said.

Li Shimin couldn't help but sneered.

"You boy, sometimes you really can't tell whether you are a real idiot or a wise fool. If you say you don't know how to behave, sometimes you know how to advance and retreat.

"No way, it's just the way to survive. I have a special status, and I am under the whole world. Only Your Majesty can keep my glory and wealth. Besides, you are also a wise and wise king famous in history.

"With the combination of the two, I naturally have no reason to spend so much thought on things like human relationships. n

"Anyway, if you die someday, I will most likely have to burp along with you."

"We can also count it as: don't expect to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day.

"Life is only a few decades, why think so much?"

"Instead of living cautiously for the rest of your life, it's better to be high while you're young."

"If anyone is upset, just hate him! Anyway, I have the emperor behind me, and no one can do anything to me!"

"Under this condition, if I am not arrogant, I will be sorry for myself."

After Li Shimin heard Chu Ze's words that had been suppressed in his heart for a long time.

He was still furious.

But suddenly he calmed down.

When he looked at Chu Ze who was sitting opposite him, Li Shimin also sighed leisurely.

"Don't worry, kid, for so many years, you are my only friend now.

"If I wait until the future, and I am really on my deathbed, I won't embarrass you, and I will let you go."