Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

This is not the first time that Wang Hepeng has been on TV. He is already familiar with it. He looked at himself in the mirror and continued to speak, "Of course! You and Superman have one thing in common!"

"What is it again?"

"They are all wearing blue long trousers."

"Hi!"

"Yes, Wang Hepeng, I support you." After saying that Wang Hepeng stopped looking in the mirror, took a long breath, turned his head and prepared to go out to the bathroom.

Halfway through, the footsteps stopped, and his expression was wrong.

"What's wrong?" Luan Yunping asked after seeing this expression.

After pondering for a long time, Wang Hepeng's voice became smaller and more suspicious, "It seems like a man came out of the opposite bathroom?!"

The lower coax laughed so hard.

Has he stayed in the women's bathroom after feelings for so long?

Wang Hepeng quickly stopped the voice below and explained for himself.

"No! Absolutely wrong! I'm right. I looked again and found that after the man came out, a bunch of aunts ran out to chase him and shouted while chasing him.

It's this little black Fatty who talks nonsense in the toilet, saying that he is a superman, he is not wearing shorts, and is playing a hooligan. "

A passage amused the following again.

Okay! It's true that both the teacher and the apprentice have the same words.

"Finally, I saw that Xiao Hei Fatty was beaten up, and his relatives were scolded as if he didn't need money. Someone grabbed Xiao Hei Fatty and hit the rolling door next to it.

Duang! Duang!

The rolling door opened, quack, quack, and an old man came out: take inventory today, don’t sell it. "

Luan Yunping: "Hi! Not shopping."

"The old man looked at the posture, what are you doing.

We beat people.

Oh, you guys are busy.

Quack quack quack! The shutter door closed again. "

"Huh? It doesn't matter?"

"While being beaten, Xiao Hei Fatty still called me to be happy. He is happy or not, I don't know, now I am happy again."

Luan Yunping was speechless, and she held it in her hands: "I wish you joy."

"Great! This is my happiness, I want more happiness.

When I go out to the restaurant, I will find someone to tell me whether I can be happy, or where else is my happiness.

Before the calculation, I told the fortune-telling old man.

How about it? Can I be a man who makes money without labor, or let me tell you that, I will be a vampire with wings.

The old man pondered for a moment..."

"What did you say?"

"You can be a guardian!"

Haha~

Amidst the audience's laughter, Wang Hepeng looked at the partner beside him suddenly, "I feel uncomfortable in my heart."

Luan Yunping looked at the audience with a smile, "Anyway, we are quite comfortable."

"Bull me, I have to fight him."

"I kicked it right, but the old man kicked me instead and beat me up. Alas, I was beaten up with blood. I couldn't suck any vampires."

"You still can't beat an old man? What old man is so powerful."

"Yeah! I wonder if I have practiced? Then I asked, this old man's surname is Yu...!"

At this time, the audience, all of them are just like watching a series, full of laughter, and maybe an acquaintance can be found anywhere.

When I thought of the comedian's show, there was a scene in an instant, and the uncle hit someone really fierce.

At this time, Wang Hepeng complained and pointed to himself, "There is no good place. I have to go to the hospital to see a doctor. When I look up, there is a hospital just fifty meters away."

"It's not far, you can go on foot."

"No!" Wang Hepeng cried and said, "I can't go, it hurts too much. I reached out and hit a car. The sliding door was sitting in, and the driver asked me.

Where to go?

To shut up! Go ahead!

I asked again later, where are you going?

Can you control it? Go forward.

Not where are you going?

Island country!

With a squeak, the emergency brakes of the taxi for a lifetime have been used here.

Go down! !

Um! it is good! The hospital is here! "

Ha ha!

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi.

The applause rang again, who didn't know that Wang Hepeng's heart and eyes were bad, and it turned out to be so bad.

"Is all my heart and eyes used here?" Luan Yunping said the audience's heart.

"This is smart."

"What smart."

"The doctor took a look, wiped the syrup, and gave it a shot to avoid infection. I saw the doctor's face, but it was amazing, I twisted my eyebrows and stared, and held the needle.

I said, doctor, I am very afraid of injections. Does your injection hurt?

The doctor said, don't worry, I have never given a shot without pain for more than 20 years. "

As he said, he took the fan on the table and pierced it to death, screaming in pain.

"Why are you so unlucky."

"Who said no!" Wang Hepeng was almost crying, and put down the fan in his hand, "Why do they live in a villa in a car bungalow, spray some perfume and spend 4,000. We never had one in our alley, earning 1,000 yuan. People."

"Yes!"

"I went to work on my bike, and earned 400 yuan for a full month."

Good guy

"Take alkaline noodles for laundry, steam a salted duck egg to celebrate your birthday"

"Living in a slum"

"I want to make a fortune, I swear to myself, walking on the street, I call myself to be happy!

Moving forward, the car rang behind.

As soon as I turned around, several vehicles came, and there were urban management vehicles, so I ran away. "

"What are you running?"

"Can you control it? I ran through three alleys. There was a kebab on the side of the road. There were more than a hundred skewers on the shelf. I grabbed it.

The stall owner also said, give me money after eating.

I was eating. The cars came just now, and this kid ran away regardless of anything.

Hey, eat for nothing. "

"You have this brain, okay to put it on the right track!"

As the two people said, the Internet was already very lively at this time, and the Mid-Autumn Crosstalk show, many viewers were overwhelmed with addiction.

Especially when Wang Hepeng participated.

Before and after, when Wang Hepeng performed, the barrage was almost full.

They had never heard of this cross talk, and they admired Wang Hepeng's crooked brains.

"Study is broken! Blood is broken! Not to mention, I will go to the line with the mutton skewers now. If it succeeds, I will ask everyone to eat the mutton skewers. Manually."

"Haha! I'm in a taxi right now, and the driver's master just asked me where to go. I'm ready to try it. I hope I can go home alive."

"Don't! You are not as capable as Wang Hepeng, let Uncle Yu do some calculations for you first."

...

With overwhelming speeches, this evening party can be regarded as lively all over the network.

Wang Hepeng himself did not know the Internet, but the scene was full of smiling faces, and being a cross talk actor was also fun.

But there is no shortage of frowning and uncomfortable expressions in the background.

People are like this, especially when they are peers, they don't look good at others.

After all, Wang Hepeng occupies too many resources, this circle is just a circle.

Whoever comes first is all the enemy.

Put a cold gun behind your back.

That is not impossible. .

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