Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

"There is no money to look down upon."

"Who said that?"

Wang Hepeng pointed out, "Just as there is a gas station at our door, people will go there to refuel, and I will send a map when I am done, and I will also push my small motorcycle to go.

Add ten pieces of oil.

After adding, let's give a map.

He looked at me: What do you want that stuff! Are you useful? "

Luan Yunping: "No?"

"Then you give me one, can I use it if it is not complete?

Where are you going? You say, let me show it to you. "

"Hi! I know you can't go far."

"I am so angry!" Wang Hepeng put his hands together and gritted his teeth. "Isn't this just bullying? Why? Why do I have no dignity? I want to have self-esteem."

"It's not like having no self-esteem."

"There is a morning tea at our door. I went there to consume it."

"That's not cheap."

"Yeah! I went because it was expensive. Don't say that when I went, suddenly there was a movement, and there was a table next to it, and a little black Fatty appeared."

Audience: Call~~

When it comes to this, the audience below is instantly excited, a lot of booing.

In the voice, Luan Yunping also said, "Just whoever you say! Now there is no taboo, everyone knows."

How can Wang Hepeng say this, hesitating, "Anyway...it's Xiaohei Fatty, who knows everything. With a snap, he dropped a hundred dollars."

"What's wrong?"

"Give me a hundred yuan early!!" Wang Hepeng shouted like Guo Degang.

"I watched by the side, I was so angry, I really can't hold him. You look at the unlucky appearance of this little black Fatty, for fear that no one knows that he has made money."

"The results of it?"

"As a result, the waiter looked at him. I'm sorry, sir. I am dissatisfied with selling half of them here."

"Oh, two hundred yuan each?"

"Xiao Hei Fatty was so scared that he slipped away. It came again at noon? But this time I took a woman to a nearby restaurant for dinner?"

Speaking of the word woman, Wang Hepeng's smile gradually became weird, and none of the people below didn't smile.

I can't figure out what's in it.

"Xiao Hei Fatty took this woman, arrogantly called the waiter, but something went wrong with a little dish."

"What can happen when ordering food?"

"The woman wants to eat big lobster, Xiao Hei Fatty wants to eat crayfish, Xiao Hei Fatty quarrels in order to show her man. There are a lot of people next to her. With a snap, Xiao Hei Fatty patted the table.

What's wrong with Xiao? What's wrong with Xiao? Can't you satisfy you when you are young? "

"Relax! It will be big."

"Huh?" Wang Hepeng suddenly turned to stare at Luan Yunping, pretending not to understand what it meant.

Hahahahaha!

When the two people hopped up like this, the audience burst into laughter.

Luan Yunping quickly explained, "The lobster will be big."

"Call~!"

No matter where the audience would do it, they kept booing, and the car was driving too wrong.

In an instant, the entire Mid-Autumn Festival party was lively.

There was a lot of applause.

But those colleagues in the background, it is not a taste to see.

Wang Hepeng took possession of the theater, and now the TV comics have been divided up by him, Wang Hepeng, who had already been hostile, but it was their cake in the end.

Among them, many people like Jiang Kun and others can't compete on the surface.

But secretly they can do things.

Their sources of information are not slow, especially since Guo Degang and Yu Qian had originally moved in this scene, but they were replaced by the two of them. This is a very good gimmick.

They can be said to be deceiving their masters and destroying their ancestors.

After a little bit of reasoning, the apprentice kept damaging the Master, and also grabbed the Master’s chance to perform, and then conspired to leave Deyun. This was very logical.

Where does this stand on the moral high ground?

Several pairs of cross talk actors, while watching Wang Hepeng’s lively live broadcast, also began to quietly get things out of context, out of context with the information that the program group initially invited Guo Degang.

For the people in De Yun, one can resist one.

Where did Wang Hepeng and Luan Yunping know about this, they still performed live.

"Okay! Why did you catch this person alone?"

Luan Yunping asked after the laughter sensation.

"Watching him suffer, I am happy."

"Is this happy?"

"Yeah! When I was happy, I also ordered a fried cake and a soup next to me. I was so stupid for this. The fried cake was the size of a fist, and there was another bowl that was wet.

I will endure everything else. What is the situation with this bowl? "

"Yo? Isn't this someone used it?"

"Yeah! I asked the waiter to come over and ask!" Wang Hepeng said while pointing at the table, his tone was not polite, "What the hell is going on, why is this bowl wet?

The waiter also said..."

"How to say."

"Sir, that is your soup!"

After losing the burden, the audience couldn't help but laughed out again.

There is a lot of irony in it.

Luan Yunping: "¨"Good fellow, I really know how to live a life."

"I am mad, go and call your manager.

Waiter: Our manager went across to eat. "

"I don't want to eat myself."

Wang Hepeng was so uncomfortable at the moment, he waved his hand, "My happiness is gone in an instant. Isn't this just a bully? I'm so terrified, how can I eat, throw the chopsticks, and go to the bathroom around the corner. ."

"Went there to eat?"

"Are you going to die!"

In a word, the scene rang again, and Wang Hepeng continued to say in laughter: "Go to the bathroom, turn on the faucet, and pounce cold water on your face, trying to calm yourself down."

"Yes!"

"Look at me in the mirror."

At this time, Wang Hepeng paused, his eyes looked at the air, as if looking at a mirror, and he raised his hand to speak to the person in the mirror, "You-Superman."

"You are so embarrassed?"

"You are amazing. With your hardworking spirit, a spring has come, and you know your own shortcomings. No school or school, no woman hurts, no friends help.

Dare to admit these, it shows that you are unique.

I am very optimistic about you.

I wish you, you will be happy, thank you! "

Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck!

Many viewers below laughed and clapped his hands to cheer him up.

Without delay for too long, Wang Hepeng still spoke earnestly into the mirror, "Good luck, Wang Hepeng! I know that although you are not Superman. But the only difference between you and Superman is...!"

"what?"

"No pants."

"Oh! Why did you come on stage!"

Hahahahahaha...hall!

The audience laughed thoroughly, and the roar continued.

"Night! It's awesome! This is really a burden and it hasn't been too loud."

"I thought at the beginning that the difference was inside and outside, but he was just gone, so he couldn't make a mistake."

"Now that Wang Hepeng is dressed, I can't think about it! Haha!".

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