Sister, can I be a maid too?

Lin Jianxia glanced at him, picked up her pen, and added:

"Okay, deal. And you're not allowed to mention what happened yesterday."

After reaching a consensus, Jiang Yubai switched back to his draft notebook and changed the topic again:

"So what's going on between you and Wanwan? Why did you switch seats?"

Lin Jianxia: "What? You have to tell me what to do just because the two sisters switched seats?"

Jiang Yubai: "...Could you please stop breathing on me? I just wanted to ask, okay?"

Lin Jianxia blinked, only then realizing that her aggression seemed a bit too strong.

She quietly stuck out the tip of her tongue and wrote:

"It's nothing, it's just that the back row is a bit boring, so I switched seats with Wanwan to sit in the front one day."

Seeing this explanation, it was finally Jiang Yu's turn to gloat:

"Oh—so you mean it's more interesting to sit with me, right?"

Lin Jianxia: "Jiang Yubai, can you stop being so narcissistic? It's just that Zhao Yun... doesn't talk much."

Jiang Yubai: "Didn't you just praise her as a good person a couple of days ago?"

Lin Jianxia: "A good person and an interesting person are different!"

The two were chatting enthusiastically when a familiar set of footsteps suddenly came from the corridor.

Upon hearing this voice, Jiang Yubai and Lin Jianxia immediately sat up straight, one looking down at the test paper and the other picking up the vocabulary book, looking like well-behaved children who were concentrating on their studies.

Class teacher Zhang Shufang walked to the podium, carrying a thermos in her left hand and a stack of test papers in her right. Her gaze swept across the classroom, and she frowned.

"Speak louder during morning self-study! What are you looking at me for? Read your book!"

The entire class lowered their heads in unison.

Zhang Shufang then sat down, took a sip of water, and continued grading the test papers.

Under the cover of the large lecture platform, Jiang Yubai secretly took out his notebook again and continued to open the chat room:

"So, what did you two come up with this time? You sit here on Monday and Wednesday, and on Tuesday and Thursday nights, you sit here, and on Friday, it depends on your mood, right?"

Lin Jianxia paused for two seconds, then quickly wrote:

"Why can't we only change it today?"

Jiang Yubai: "Come on, see if I believe you or not."

Lin Jianxia: "I'm not telling you. You can guess it yourself every day."

Upon seeing this line of text, Jiang Yubai looked over speechlessly, only to meet Lin Jianxia's smug little expression.

He pursed his lips and continued writing:

"Guess if you want, and get a free massage every time you guess right."

Lin Jianxia: "Does this count?!"

Jiang Yubai: "Otherwise what? You two come over every day and sit there without saying a word. I have to guess who's who, right?"

This time the response was much slower.

Lin Jianxia: "...I'll sit here on Mondays and Wednesdays, on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and Friday is up to me."

Jiang Yubai: "......."

"Isn't this what I just said? You really didn't lie to me?"

"Pah, believe it or not."

After sending that message, Lin Jianxia turned her head, picked up her book, and began to read intently—it seemed she had unilaterally left the chat room.

Jiang Yubai glanced at her suspiciously for a moment, then couldn't help but turn around and look at the back row.

Lin Tingwan was sitting quietly next to Zhao Yun, looking down at her textbook and silently reviewing her lessons.

On the contrary, several classmates were unable to dodge in time and their eyes met his. They hurriedly lowered their heads.

—Still looking? Still looking? Are you looking at rare animals?

As Jiang Yubai was pondering this, he looked up and saw his good brother Li Yang winking at him.

—Even a fool could tell what this guy was trying to say.

Jiang Yubai rolled her eyes at him, but ignored her and turned around to study seriously.

But just because he ignored him doesn't mean Li Yang gave up.

Just as morning self-study ended, Jiang Yubai felt a shadow dart past him at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.

He turned his head speechlessly and saw his best friend already leaning over the table, staring at him expectantly.

"Speak your mind, or shut up," Jiang Yubai said irritably. "What are you waiting for here? I don't have any cough syrup here."

Li Yang chuckled twice, but his gaze couldn't help but drift to Lin Tingwan sitting next to him. He lowered his voice and said:

"Brother Jiang, how about we... find somewhere else to talk?"

Jiang Yubai had no intention of moving and spoke expressionlessly:

"Speak quickly if you have something to say, and then get out of here... If you want to get information, give me some information fee first."

Li Yang rushed back in a flurry, and when he returned, he was carrying a bunch of snacks.

After stuffing the snacks into Jiang Yu's white table bag, seeing that his brother Jiang still didn't intend to move, Li Yang glanced at Lin Tingwan beside him and asked in a low voice:

"Brother Jiang... have you seen the school wall?"

Jiang Yubai knew this guy was going to ask that, and glanced at him sideways:

"I saw it, so what?"

Li Yang clearly hadn't expected this reaction. He opened his mouth, then hesitated and said:

"Brother Jiang, you...don't you have anything to say?"

"say what?"

Jiang Yubai remained as calm and collected as ever.

Seeing that he was still pretending to be stupid, Li Yang finally couldn't hold back anymore:

"Brother Jiang, please don't hit me if I ask you a question..."

Jiang Yu laughed: "Go ahead and ask, why would I hit you?"

“Okay,” Li Yang hesitated, then finally gritted his teeth and asked, “So now… who should I call sister-in-law?”

No sooner had he finished speaking than he heard a 'thud' beside him.

Jiang Yubai and Li Yang were both taken aback and turned to look. They saw that Lin Tingwan, who had been quietly reading a book, seemed to have bumped into something.

The girl touched her arm expressionlessly, then simply slumped onto the table, looking as if she was about to catch up on sleep.

Li Yang blinked, lowering his voice even further:

"Brother Jiang... she... can't hear what we're saying, can she?"

Jiang Yubai suppressed a laugh, but his face remained serious:

"I can't hear you, I can't hear you. You know Lin Tingwan's hearing isn't very good."

Hearing this, Li Yang nodded with some skepticism.

He glanced at the seemingly asleep "Lin Tingwan," then leaned closer and asked curiously:

"So, Brother Jiang, so... who should I call sister-in-law?"

Jiang Yubai glanced at him twice, but didn't answer directly. Instead, he coughed lightly and said:

"Yangzi, I remember you're quite well-informed. There's nothing in the whole class that you don't know, right?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Yang raised his hand:

"Brother Jiang, this is absolutely just something I did out of curiosity. I promise I won't tell anyone!"

Jiang Yu waved his hand:

"That's not what I meant—I meant you can send it anywhere."

Ignoring the somewhat stunned Li Yang, he paused, then spoke in a serious tone:

"As for who to call sister-in-law... you know they're twins, so even if I tell you their names, you probably wouldn't be able to tell them apart, right?"

"So, for your convenience—"

"Let's just call them both 'sister-in-law'."

Chapter 190 Idiot! Put on your pajamas! (Thanks to Whale's Lunchbox for the patronage~)

"Jiang! Yu! Bai!"

"What's all the fuss about? It's just a chicken wing I ate."

Jiang Yubai casually picked up another piece of braised pork from her plate and lazily began to speak.

"We should not talk while eating or sleeping; we should be civilized students of No. 3 Middle School."

Lin Jianxia was stunned for two seconds before she reacted. Annoyed, she took a shrimp from his bowl and then glared at him with puffed-out cheeks.

"Jiang Yubai! What nonsense are you spouting to your friend?!"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Yubai raised an eyebrow and stared at her as if she were an alien.

Seeing his reaction, Lin Jianxia immediately began to complain in dissatisfaction:

"What? You dare to do it but I can't even say anything, huh?!"

"Oh, no, not at all," Jiang Yubai said calmly. "I'm just a little surprised that you could hold back your words for a whole morning... That's not like you at all."

"I bother!"

Lin Jianxia was furious. She turned around and grabbed Lin Tingwan, who was standing next to her, and started yelling at her.

"Wanwan! Do you know what this guy did this morning? Instead of clarifying the rumors, he was fueling them!"