Starry Sky Railway: Opening Performance - Taixu Sword God

"Seriously, don't stare at me like that~ I'm getting shy and my face is turning red."

"You feel so hot."

Yan Huan glanced at the list again and read it aloud to the gorilla lying in the distance:

"Your name is Little Star?"

"What, do you have some problem with my name?" Little Star said in a deep voice.

Unlike other monsters, this gorilla seems to have exceptional backbone.

"Anyway, you're all employees, right?"

Yan Huan put away the list, placed her hands on the table, and said in a deep voice:

"I just glanced at the bar's revenue records, and it's absolutely appalling."

“Among you, there seems to be a social terrorist who has been giving guests an unfriendly experience.”

“Especially you.” Yan Huan looked at the little monster of spades, narrowing her eyes:

"If you cause any more trouble, I'll roll you into a penis and put it on that tin man."

"???" The blue clock tin man looked completely bewildered: "Wait, manager, what does this have to do with me?"

"In short," Yan Huan cleared her throat and announced:

"Although Shu Weng didn't say much about the current state of this bar, based on my observation, it's in dire straits."

"Revenue is one aspect, but the negative impact you have on your guests is another."

"From this moment forward, the Dream Bar will be operating under military discipline. Everyone must abide by the rules and regulations I set!"

"Hmph." The gorilla monster snorted coldly, glancing at Yan Huan:

"He's just an outsider, why should we take his orders?"

"Boom—!!" A flash of sword light, and the brick wall behind the gorilla was instantly blown away, dust and mud scattered everywhere, revealing a terrifying hole.

Little Star: "..."

"Then I'll listen to you for now."

Yan Huan's expression was serious:

"Now, I'll assume you'll obey."

"According to the instructions left by Shu Weng, you can drink beverages for free, so you can drink as much as you want."

"But don't be ungrateful. You haven't contributed anything to the bar, yet they still have to clean up your messes every day."

"Woof! Woof, you've made a small contribution!" the bubble-bubble lithium dog said, raising its paw.

"I usually help deliver drinks."

"Okay, then you'll be the squad leader from now on."

Yan Huan immediately bestowed a noble title upon the commander:

"These guys are all under your command. If any of them disobey, tell me, and I'll kill them!"

"Yes, sir!" The bubble-bubble lithium dog raised its paw in salute.

"Huh? Why this guy?" The Spade Monster looked down on him with disdain.

"What good can this stupid dog do?"

"Manager, why don't you make me the squad leader?" The little monster of spades looked at Yan Huan with a smile:

"I guarantee I'll keep them completely under my control, and none of them will dare to utter a sound."

"Yes, well said." Yan Huan clapped her hands.

"If you keep bastarding, I'll roll you into a little dick and put you on the tin man."

"..." Spade quickly shrank back and shut its mouth.

Tin Man: "..."

"Where was I?" Yan Huan turned to look at the other two.

March 7th muttered:

"You have appointed the commander as a squad leader."

"Oh, really?" Yan Huan looked at the monsters and continued:

"Next, we will split into two teams: security and service!"

"?" the gorilla monster said in a deep voice.

"The service is understandable."

"What does 'security' mean?"

"You're kidding me!" Yan Huan cursed.

"With memes constantly running around outside, how many guests would dare to come?"

"We should form a patrol team to promptly clear away the memes around the Dream Bar and ensure the safety of our guests."

"I think you and that Tin Man are pretty good at fighting, and that one... yeah, the Melancholy Party guy, he can fly and see far."

"Just the three of you, form a security team."

"Wait, I want to be with the melancholics!" the red TV monster said, raising its hand.

"?"

Yan Huan narrowed her eyes: "Give me a reason."

"I like him!" the lady shouted, mustering her courage.

"..." The melancholic type felt utterly hopeless:

"Are you toying with me like this again? I might as well be dead..."

After glancing at the two monsters, Yan Huan rejected the idea:

"Didn't you see they're not interested in you? Your suggestion is invalid."

Lady: "..."

"The remaining members of the troupe will take care of other tasks."

Yan Huan thought for a moment and said to the lady:

"You, go get a billboard later and go to the street to shout it out."

"Reporting to the manager." The lady raised her hand again.

"The billboards in our dreams. They shout out their own advertisements."

"Now that we've finished shouting, someone needs to lead the way," Yan Huan said, pointing at the lady.

"You just stay by the billboard, and bring any interested guests over."

"Reporting to the manager!" the lady raised her hand again.

"put."

"We can put up billboards all along the way, then we won't need me!"

"it is good."

Yan Huan was serious:

"Then you're fired."

Lady: "..."

"I already said the bar is broke, and you're still putting up billboards all the way here. Are you trying to fly to the sky?" Yan Huan frowned. "I think you look like a billboard."

"The remaining Commander and Spade will work with us to reform the bar's management system."

"???"

The little monster of spades was a bit confused:

"What? Manager, what changes do you want to make? Doesn't the bar only sell cocktails?"

"Who says bars only sell drinks?"

Yan Huan narrowed his eyes:

"I'm the only bartender right now. If all the customers drink beverages, I'll be exhausted."

Spades: "..."

"We need to add other revenue streams," Yan Huan said, glancing around the bar's interior.

"Look, there's room for a self-service ice cream cart here."

"You could also put a vending machine there, specializing in bottled drinks, like Sorida or something..."

"Wait, woof!" the commander said, raising his paw.

"Shu Weng said that our bar would never sell such vulgar drinks as Solomon."

"Really?" Yan Huan frowned.

"Okay, then we'll skip the vending machine, but we need to add a vertical freezer to store my specially prepared drinks."

"Will it not be made again?" Bubble Lithium Dog asked again.

"With so many customers, we can't keep up with making them fresh." Yan Huan said, her arms crossed.

"If you have any customized needs, just come to me and let me know. If you want something that's already on the drinks menu, I'll make it in advance and put it in the freezer."

"Of course, to avoid you losing motivation, I will give you a raise."

“No need.” The gorilla monster beside him lowered its hat brim. “We don’t need money. If we can make a profit, we’ll leave it all to Shu Weng.”

"I didn't say your wages were in credits."

Yan Huan took out a sheet of music.

"Everyone, come listen to BabyBus."