Starry Sky Railway: Opening Performance - Taixu Sword God

"?" March 7th was quite innocent:

"Shu Weng doesn't owe us any money. We're just here to help out at the shop. She must have told you that, right?"

"I don't believe it," the dark little monster scoffed.

“This isn’t the first time I’ve seen you, just like those other people…”

"I understand, you want to acquire this bar, right?"

"I just overheard someone say that this bar belongs to you now..."

While March 7th was still considering his words, Yan Huan interrupted him directly:

"Stop babbling so much, did you come into the bar just to have a drink?"

"A drink?" The little monster smiled.

"Great, I'd love to try it too. What kind of concoction can you make?"

"I'd like something a bit bitter, is that alright? Like the 'Lost Midnight' drink on the drinks menu..."

The "Lost in Midnight" cocktail isn't too difficult to make.

With Yan Huan's current skill level, she can perfectly replicate it.

Soon, a dark red drink that gradually turned purple was placed in front of the monster.

"Here's your drink." March 7th took the mixed drink and handed it to the little monster.

"Thank you, but I won't drink it."

"?"

The monster named Spade sneered:

"This kind of garbage has the nerve to put it in front of me? It's utterly ridiculous."

"You should keep it for yourselves."

"Huh?" Upon hearing this, March 7th was instantly enraged.

March 7th had a bad feeling as soon as this guy came in.

I didn't expect they really came here to cause trouble!

"Honestly, people like you are not worthy to speak to Elder Shu."

"If it weren't for the fact that she's been a bit short on cash lately..."

"Ha, I'm not saying anything more, I won't say any more to these trash."

"You!" On March 7th, Dan Heng was about to hit someone when he quickly reached out to stop him.

"Wait a minute." Dan Heng stared at the little monster and said in a deep voice:

"Did you come in just to provoke us?"

"No." The little monster shrugged.

"I just want to see which bunch of idiots are going to take over this bar."

"Take my advice, you should pack your bags and leave now, instead of making a fool of yourselves here."

"Otherwise, you'll suffer a lot."

Hearing this blatant threat, Dan Heng frowned slightly:

“We are friends of Shu Weng, isn’t it too much for you to say such things?”

"Excessive? Is it?"

The little Spade Monster grins mischievously:

“She only needs us, but lately she’s been hanging out with a lot of weird people.”

"Just like those men in suits, they always make Shu Weng feel bad, but he still has to put on a brave face and entertain him."

"If you ask me... we should teach you all to back down."

As soon as he finished speaking, the monsters outside the door slowly walked in, each one eager to fight.

There are bubble lithium dogs, giant clockwork iron men, red televisions, flying little monsters wearing masks... and a huge gorilla standing next to them.

"Wow!" Yan Huan was pleasantly surprised.

"Animal Party!"

"Are you here to perform acrobatics?!"

"Humans, get out!" the largest ape monster in the center of the group said in a deep voice.

"You are not welcome here."

"Human beings are all despicable, filthy, and vile..."

"Just being in this bar makes it stink..."

"Get out of here, didn't you hear me?!" the clock giant beside him said fiercely.

"Or I'll beat you to death!"

"..."

On March 7th, Danheng and Yanhuan exchanged glances.

"Hey."

……

A few minutes later.

"Brother, the shit you made... oh wait, I mean, the cocktail you made is really delicious!" The little monster of spades, whose teeth had been knocked out, praised the cocktail while his face was bruised and swollen.

"Yes, yes." The monster with the shattered red TV screen also grabbed a drink and grinned obsequiously.

"I wish your business great success... People like you more and more."

"Ah... I might as well just die."

The flying monster, its mask shattered, lay sprawled on the table, having lost all will to fight.

The gorilla that fought the fiercest was lying to the side, silent.

The fiercest blue-green clock giant, however, knelt on the ground and flattered:

"Oh~ the three of you are truly gods descended to earth. It is an honor for us to have you grace us with your presence at the Dreamy Bar!"

"Isn't this a sign of maturity?"

Yan Huan looked down from his high position:

"Where did your cockiness go? You've already gone limp?"

“Especially you.” Yan Huan looked at the little black spade monster:

"You fucking dare to say what I do is shit?!"

"Oops... a slip of the tongue." The little monster of spades quickly drank the mixed drink that Yan Huan had made in one gulp.

"It's simply...like drinking fine wine~~~"

"We're on the same side, we're on the same side! Please stop hitting us, weep!" The bubble-bubble lithium dog lay on the ground begging for mercy.

"..."

Dan Heng, who was standing to the side, said in a deep voice, "You... are also members of the bar, right?"

"Yes, woof!" the bubble-bubble lithium dog barked.

"My name is Commander, and I usually stay inside the bar."

"We will only go out when you come..."

"When other guests come, we'll usually serve drinks too..."

"?" Upon hearing this, March 7th asked in confusion:

"Why is it that when other guests come, you're treated as staff, but when we come, you run away?"

"Because...because when you come, you always kill a lot of memes," the bubble-like lithium dog said tremblingly.

"We're scared too..."

"Forget it." Yan Huan pointed to the little black spade monster beside her:

"How come I didn't notice it provoking me at all?"

"It might be... a polio attack."

Spades: "..."

Chapter 821 Let Me Listen to BabyBus

According to Shu Weng's original plan.

The three-person train crew's task was actually to make drinks for these little monsters from the Dream Theater Troupe.

And occasionally, they would entertain other stray guests, and that would complete their day's work.

But because of the little monsters' rejection, they still got a beating.

"So, your name is [Commander]." Yan Huan pulled out the list of members of the Dream Interruption Troupe from behind the bar and called them out one by one.

"Spades, Tin Man, Melancholy, Lady...?"

Yan Huan suddenly looked up at the red television monster in front of her:

"You're a woman?"

"How can you presume my gender?" The red television monster frowned.

"She's a lady."

"..."