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He broke it, and a deadly gun fell out. He then used the same method to break the other two.

"Ooooh!" With a shrill roar, the Brain of Cthulhu appeared, and an indescribable feeling rushed over him. Wang Laozhi felt nauseous just looking at it.

The Brain of Cthulhu is a newbie killer, and countless newbies have died in its second phase. But today is different. After it roared, it was overwhelmed by tens of thousands of slimes.

It transforms into the second stage in a second, but the second stage, which is designed for novice players, doesn't perform well when facing a large number of slimes. Two seconds later, accompanied by a roar, only the treasure bag and the Brain-Controlling Relic remain on the spot.

Then they arrived at the Corruption Lands. Compared to the bloodshed of the Crimson Lands, the Corruption Lands were even more disgusting. The purplish-black earth exuded a nauseating stench, and the various twisted plants and monsters sent chills down their spines.

"This place is even more disgusting than the Crimson Land!" Wang Laozhi covered his nose, looking pained. "Old Yang, let's go back, I can't take it anymore!"

"It's really disgusting. Coming here is like being in a sea of ​​excrement. It's like getting a taste of Warhammer's unique features in advance. Let's go."

Yang Yi couldn't stand it anymore. Although they didn't need to lift a finger, the thought of slimes covered in rotten slime jumping on them and rubbing against them sent chills down his spine.

The two teleported away and found a dark natural cave. Without saying a word, Yang Yi poured a large bottle of night vision potion specially made by the little witch down Wang Laozhi's throat.

"Cough cough... Old Yang, are you trying to murder your own brother?!" Wang Laozhi coughed repeatedly, choked by the urge.

"Enough talk, this is tactical supplies!" Yang Yi said, taking the lead into the cave.

Inside the cave, the monsters seemed to be having a party. Black slimes, red slimes, giant worms, skeletons, cave bats... all swarmed in, only to be overwhelmed by the slime wave.

After a "friendly exchange," the two finally found a treasure chest and a sparkling life crystal.

Without hesitation, Yang Yi sold the Life Crystals to the conversion table, and then took out a large pile of Life Crystals.

"Here, Lao Wang, have a taste." Yang Yi said, handing Lao Wang a few, and taking a few for himself. Feeling the warm current flowing through his body, he comfortably closed his eyes.

Then, he started sending red envelopes in the chat group and tagging everyone in the group.

Super Block Man: "@All members, I just got some good stuff from Lao Wang's world, a Life Crystal. Eating it will increase your maximum health and should improve your physique. Everyone should get one!"

The group immediately exploded.

So cold! So cold: "Wow! Thank you so much, love you!"

It's so hot! "Thanks, sir!"

The Hunger Station: "Thanks, boss!"

Dead Leg Runner: "Boss, you're a god forever!"

Yang Yi looked at the messages in the group and chuckled.

After looting several treasure chests in the cave, Yang Yi felt he had gotten tired of the underground world, so he simply grabbed Wang Laozhi and teleported back to the surface.

"Come on, Lao Wang, I'll take you to the heavens!"

Yang Yi waved his hand, and a gentle breeze lifted Old Wang up. The slime army behind him sprouted wings and followed, soaring straight into the sky. "Come on, Old Wang, I'll take you to the heavens!"

The two soared upwards, heading straight for the sky island. Wang Laozhi roared with excitement; this was much more thrilling than flying!

Upon arriving at the Sky Island, Yang Yi easily found a small house, inside which gleamed with the light of a treasure chest. He casually opened the chest and, incredibly lucky, found both Star Fury and Winged Sprout.

Yang Yi tossed the Star Fury and the fledgling wings he had taken from the conversion table to Wang Laozhi, "Come on, Lao Wang, experience the feeling of flying freely!"

Wang Laozhi took the equipment and eagerly put it on. The wings on his back unfolded, flapped slightly, and then he slowly took off. He couldn't help but exclaim in surprise—this feeling was absolutely amazing!

Old Wang soared freely in the air, the scenery below rushing by, the clouds seemingly within reach. He excitedly tumbled and swooped through the air, having a wonderful time.

Suddenly, a flock of bird demons appeared in their field of vision. Their figures were graceful, their feathers vibrant, and they danced in the air, inspiring a slight, almost reverent, respect in one's eyes.

Wang Laozhi's eyes widened, and he almost drooled: "Brother Yi, this...this Sky Island is amazing! I love these perks!"

These bird-like creatures were not merely attacking monsters, but intelligent beings. They curiously observed the two "strange people" surrounded by the slime army, but instead of attacking, they displayed friendly expressions.

Wang Laozhi's heart stirred. He took a deep breath, picked out the largest bird demon with the most vibrant feathers, and bravely flew over.

"Ahem, um... beautiful lady, hello there!" Wang Laozhi forced out what he thought was a charming smile and began his "pickup line".

He started chattering away, saying something incoherently, gesturing wildly and making exaggerated expressions, just like a male bird courting a mate.

After a while, the bird demon blushed, nodded slightly, and then obediently followed Wang Laozhi back.

"Old Yang, I've reached an agreement with her!" Wang Laozhi boasted to Yang Yi triumphantly. "She said I'm very strong and make her feel safe, and she's willing to come with me!"

"..." Yang Yi looked at Wang Laozhi's expression speechlessly, "Whatever makes you happy." However, he still couldn't help but complain about the different aesthetic tastes of Old Wang and the bird demon.

He himself could actually accept animal-eared girls and tailed girls, but creatures that only retain human characteristics in their heads and key parts... let's leave that to Old Wang.

The two conducted another thorough search. As they passed the dungeon, it happened to be nighttime, so they had the slime army "send off" the Skeleton King.

Finally, the two arrived at the beach.

"Brother Yi, I'm going into the sea to retrieve the boxes. Wait for me on the shore," Wang Laozhi said.

Then Wang Laozhi plunged into the sea.

Yang Yi was strolling aimlessly along the shore when suddenly he saw a familiar figure drifting on the sea.

"Isn't this the fisherman? I swear, he's a real bastard, I've finally caught him today, you bastard."

Yang Yi grabbed him by the collar, scooped him up, and threw him hard on the ground. Before he woke up (more likely he was knocked unconscious), Yang Yi tied him up tightly and slapped him across the face several times.

"Serves you right for your foul mouth! Serves you right for posting those hellish missions!" Yang Yi muttered under his breath as he tapped the door.

Wang Laozhi emerged from the sea and saw a man with a face swollen like a pig's head tied up next to Yang Yi. He was stunned at first, but then recognized the fisherman by his attire.

He instantly turned red with rage, shouting, "He's a *****, I'm a *****, I'm going to **** you today!"

After cursing for a while, Wang Laozhi looked at Yang Yi and said, "To be honest, I have a bold idea."

Yang Yi: "It's only human nature, but I also have a bold idea."

"Hehehe..." The two looked at each other and laughed, letting out a sinister and evil laugh.

Chapter 37 A Mountain of Flesh, I'll Fight 60,000 Little Ghosts?

The fisherman opened his eyes abruptly, and an indescribable stench assaulted his nostrils, nearly making him faint again.

Enduring the stench, he struggled to his feet, his entire body aching as if it had fallen apart, especially his face, which burned. He touched his face, and then a sharp pain shot through him.

"Where is this...?" He looked around in a daze, his memory still stuck on the moment Yang Yi pulled him out of the sea.

The stench grew stronger and stronger, almost making him faint. The fisherman forced himself to endure and began searching for the source of the stench.

Then, to his horror, he discovered that he was being held in a house made of "chocolate"!

The walls are "chocolate", the floor is "chocolate", and even the tables, chairs, and beds are all "chocolate"!

"Ugh..." The fisherman could no longer hold back; his stomach churned violently. Fear, nausea, anger... all sorts of negative emotions surged into his heart.

"Which bastard locked me up here! Let me out!" he screamed.

After a while, no one paid any attention to him. Seeing that insults were ineffective, he began to use inducements (in his own opinion), "If you let me out, I will be merciful and take you as my servant."

Still no response.

The fisherman began frantically pounding on the wall, trying to break through it. However, the "chocolate" wall, though disgusting to look at, was surprisingly sturdy.

He used all his strength, but only managed to smash down some debris.

"Damn it!" The fisherman was unwilling to give up, and began to pry at himself with his hands, kick him, and even bang his head against the wall. He struggled desperately like a wild beast trapped in a cage.

Time ticked by, and the fisherman's strength gradually waned. He discovered in despair that the outermost layer of the "chocolate" wall was actually encased in an incredibly hard obsidian wall!

"No..." The fisherman collapsed to the ground, completely devastated.

……

Rewind to a point earlier, when Yang Yi and Wang Laozhi were enthusiastically discussing how to "entertain" the fishermen.

“How about throwing him into a goblin cave? Let those goblins ‘take good care’ of him,” Wang Laozhi suggested.

"No, no, that's too easy on him." Yang Yi shook his head. "How about we throw him into the zombie world? Let him experience what it's like to be chased and bitten by zombies."

“That’s a good idea, but…” Wang Laozhi stroked his chin, “it’s still not enough to vent my anger.”

"I've got it!" Yang Yi's eyes suddenly lit up, and he pulled a chocolate cube from his backpack. "Let's build him a 'chocolate' house and let him enjoy it!"

"Brilliant!" Wang Laozhi immediately understood, and the two hit it off, laughing heartily.

Having appeased the fisherman, the two were in high spirits and continued their journey to explore Terraria.

During his exploration, Yang Yi upgraded the Slime Staff to the Wasp Staff, which greatly improved the attack power and mobility of his summoned creatures.

Wang Laozhi, however, did not want to drink milk anymore and had not yet changed his weapon.

The two rode on giant wasp mounts and flew through the air to explore.

Suddenly, they discovered a camp below, where a battle was taking place at the camp entrance.

Inside the camp, the tree spirit, the arms dealer, the princess, and others were fighting back against the endless stream of monsters. These monsters surged in like a tidal wave, their sheer number terrifying.

"Old Wang, save them!" Yang Yi shouted, leading his army of wasps to charge forward.

"They're here!" Old Wang immediately steered his wasp mount and swooped down with the slime army.

The wasps buzzed and spurted their stingers at the monsters, while the slimes jumped up and stomped on them.

In the blink of an eye, the monsters were wiped out.

The tree demon and the others were rescued and expressed their gratitude to Yang Yi and Wang Laozhi.

"What exactly happened?" Yang Yi asked.

“Just a few days ago, the world was perfectly normal,” the tree spirit said, still shaken.

"Although there are some monsters, they don't affect our lives. However, a few days ago, the number of monsters suddenly increased for some reason, and even with our combined efforts, we can barely keep up."

Yang Yi and Wang Laozhi exchanged an awkward glance. They knew that this was mostly because Wang Laozhi's arrival in this world had altered the world's mechanics in Terraria.

However, the tree demons were unaware of the truth and believed it was caused by the flesh and blood wall's uprising, so they asked Yang Yi and Wang Laozhi for help in defeating the flesh and blood wall.

"No problem, leave it to us!" Yang Yi readily agreed.

To ensure the safety of the tree spirit and the others, Yang Yi first teleported them to his own world and picked up the guide along the way.

"I can't leave yet. Remember, once I die or leave this world, the wall of flesh and blood will appear," the guide solemnly reminded him.

Yang Yi first sent the tree spirit and the others back to "My World," leaving Chen Ke and the little witch Anna to take care of them. Then, he took Wang Laozhi and the guide and teleported to the Nether.

"Old Wang, it's your turn to shine!" Yang Yi said, switching to the Little Ghost Staff.

In order not to hold anyone back, Wang Laozhi forced himself to drink a few mouthfuls of milk and began to summon the little devil.