Tokyo, but I'm a deceitful scumbag.

Chapter 45 The Little Fox Has a Good Idea (Please Read On)

"Mr. Kiyono, tell me first, where have you been lately, and what have you been doing..."

Kasuga Kaito told Hoshino Hideyuki to take a deep breath and relax, then planned to put on a show.

Just like those spiritual mediums on TV, they guide others to recount their experiences and point out taboos, such as urinating or defecating near a Ksitigarbha Buddha statue, in order to make themselves seem superior.

Hoshino Hideyuki sat on the sofa with his head down and said:

“Recently, I’ve fallen for a married woman. Her husband happens to be one of my photographers, the one you’ve met. So I went to her house privately, knocked on the door, and said something like, ‘Madam, you wouldn’t want your husband to lose his job, would you?’”

Kasuga Kaito:?

"Who would have thought? As soon as I finished speaking, the lady happily pulled me into the house. It turned out that they had a basement with whips, candles, and a dog cage, and her husband was locked in the cage..."

Kasuga Kaito:? ?

"Then a lady said to me, 'Oh my, you've come at the perfect time! My husband loves this, let's do it right here in front of him...'"

"stop!"

Even as a male escort, Kaito Kasuga was momentarily stunned.

The main problem is that this was completely different from the conversation he had envisioned!

If we keep going, we'll definitely stray from the topic!

"That's enough. I have a general understanding of your life. From now on, stay calm and just sit here."

Kaito Kasuga jumps directly to the second stage.

He stood up, took out a knotted hemp rope, tied it around the house, and poured out a small bowl of salt, which he handed to Hoshino Hideyuki.

Finally, he wrote a series of scribbles on the blank paper and stood back in front of Hoshino Hideyuki.

He said in a deliberately profound tone:

"Mr. Kiyono, I'm about to begin the exorcism!"

Hideyuki Hoshino swallowed nervously, looking quite tense.

Kasuga Kaito began chanting a randomly made-up incantation.

Soon, the lights flickered, the temperature dropped, and it felt like something slippery was sliding down the back of my neck.

Ultimately, under his control, Hashimoto Haruna's vengeful spirit appeared in the corner of the room.

"Mr. Kiyono, is this the vengeful spirit haunting you?"

Hoshino Hideyuki stammered, his teeth chattering, "N-no, that's right! It's her..."

"Alright, I'll banish her right now!"

Kasuga Kaito continued chanting the incantation.

To demonstrate his hard work and superior skills, he didn't make the vengeful spirit disappear immediately. Instead, he frowned, pretended to be in great pain, and staged a tug-of-war.

Under his control, the vengeful spirit pressed closer and closer, baring its fangs and claws at Hoshino Hideyuki.

Just when he felt the atmosphere was right and he was about to strike a cool pose to turn the tide and eliminate the vengeful spirit...

"Master Kasuga, I... I'll help too! Ah!"

Hoshino Hideyuki seemed to mistakenly believe that he was really at a disadvantage, and screamed loudly as if he had collapsed, grabbed the ashtray on the table and threw it at the vengeful spirit.

Then, with a bang...

It smashed into the television set next to it.

No, what kind of accuracy is that!

The reaction is so strong, did I overact?

Kasuga Kaito quickly said, "Mr. Kiyono, don't be afraid, calm down!"

"Don't come any closer! Get out of my way!"

The fox seemed too excited to hear and grabbed the remote control again.

With a whoosh, it hit the air conditioner.

Kasuga Kaito: "?"

Air conditioner, hang in there!

ten minutes later.

Kasuga Kaito still managed to complete the exorcism ritual.

However, unlike the show-off scene he had imagined, the whole process was chaotic, and the house ended up in a mess.

He suppressed his anger and gritted his teeth as he spoke to the still trembling Hoshino Hideyuki:

"Mr. Kiyono, everything is alright now..."

"Really, really?"

"real……"

"Ah... phew..."

After a long pause, Hoshino Hideyuki finally smiled.

He jumped up, grabbed Kasuga Kaito's hand and shook it wildly: "Thank you so much, Master Kasuga!"

"You're welcome. Exorcising spirits and upholding justice is my duty..."

After exchanging a few perfunctory words, a weary Kaito Kasuga immediately got to the point: "By the way, Mr. Kiyono, do you remember what I talked to you about before..."

"Oh, that thing..."

"Yes, that thing!"

"What is it?" Hoshino Hideyuki blinked his innocent big eyes.

"..."

"Haha, sorry, just kidding, I was just too happy and couldn't help myself."

Hoshino Hideyuki patted Kasuga Kaito on the shoulder and said:

"It's just a short drama tailored to you, don't worry, I'll take care of it! My family has always taught me that we should be grateful and repay kindness, even if our benefactor is dead, we should dig up their ashes and mix them with gold powder!"

Kasuga Kaito:?

Are you serious about the second half of that sentence?

"And to be honest, after seeing your dashing figure as you exorcised the spirit, a brilliant idea has already popped into my head!"

"What idea?"

Springtime Sea Fighting perked up.

"The idea is to make you the male lead and have you do a live stream of ghost hunting!"

"Spirit detection..."

“That’s right, Master Kasuga, with your amazing skills, you’re perfect for this type of job!”

Will it become popular?

"Fire-wrapped!"

Hideyuki Hoshino thumped his chest loudly:

"If you're still worried, I'll find someone else to help boost your popularity. You'll definitely be a hit as soon as you appear!"

This night.

Beside an abandoned tunnel overgrown with weeds, the atmosphere was quite eerie.

Thank you all for your support. This live stream has come to an end. Goodnight everyone!

The stylish female anchor with short, ear-length hair spoke in a sweet voice, made a heart shape with her hands towards the camera, and then closed the live stream.

"Ugh, I'm exhausted."

Then she strutted down on a roadside rock, legs spread wide like a test engineer who'd just finished a ten-hour test drive, and complained with her neck tilted to the side:

"Audiences these days are so hard to please."

The chubby assistant who was tidying up the equipment chimed in, "Yeah, lately, whether it's live streams or clips, fewer and fewer people are watching. It feels like everyone's lost interest in ghost hunting."

"How about I cosplay a character and do a live stream next time? Ideally, I'd wear sandals and show my feet."

"That's a good idea, but are you really okay with it?"

"Making money is nothing to be ashamed of... By the way, have you finished that bottle of oolong tea?"

"You've finished drinking? What's wrong?"

"Give me the bottle, I need to pee."

After releasing herself, Kudo Nanase and her assistant returned to their car.

She sat in the back seat and scrolled through the comments section of yesterday's video.

[This ghost-hunting show is so terrible! Are all the people who like watching it idiots...?]

"Beep—Go to hell, if you don't like it, click the X!"

I really want to be Nanase-chan's dog, so I can lie next to her fragrant slippers and watch her get up every morning...

"Hey, Hinami has quite the imagination for the dojo."

"Speaking of which, Nanase-nee."

The assistant, who was driving, interrupted Kudo Nanase's commentary: "That really handsome food blogger called you again last time, wanting to ask you out."

"Not interested in."

"Haha, the same answer as before... Speaking of which, what kind of guy do you like, Nanase-nee?"

"I'm not interested in any of them. Love is utter bullshit!"

Kudo Nanase waved her hand and said:

"I've already married into the supernatural media business in this lifetime!"