[Alicia: Hahaha, Hua, have you really let loose?]

[Fu Hua: Sigh.]

Perhaps she shouldn't have appeared at Mount Ouhuang, but should have stayed in the Unlucky Pit instead.

[March 7th: Exactly the same as Xing who obtained a good relic.]

[Paimon: Sometimes Travelers end up like this after leaving an Artifact Domain.]

[Padoflis: I never imagined that Ahua's luck would remain so bad in the future. Have you forgotten my book, "How to Get Good Luck"?]

[Padoflis: If you forgot, I'll tell you again—walk with your head down, you're sure to find money! When you pass a vending machine, crouch down and look inside, there's bound to be a coin that accidentally fell in! Hang out with cats often, you'll always find something good! Keep a coin in your chest pocket, it might stop a bullet in a pinch. If you encounter an enemy you can't beat, run away, survival is the priority. Chat with Eden often, you'll get lots and lots of gems. Stay away from Robbery.]

[Kevin: If you encounter an enemy you can't beat, just run away. Is survival more important...?]

[Fu Hua: ...Phyllis, I remember telling you this a long time ago, it's less about getting good luck and more about how to make yourself richer.]

[Fu Hua: Besides, these methods only work for you, right?]

[Padoflis: Oh dear~ they're pretty much the same. And when it comes to luck, isn't it, uh, Ahua, what's that word again... sincerity brings results?]

[Fu Hua: That's not how you use that word...]

[Kiana: Wow, the class president's old friend seems to be having a lot of luck.]

[Padoflis: Hehe, my luck has never been bad, this is my only strength.]

[Otto: Don't underestimate my old friend. Although she's usually unlucky, she's unbeatable when it comes to important matters.]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway) Welt Yang: Although I hate Otto, he wasn't wrong about that.]

Fu Hua may have simply used up all her luck on the matter of survival.

Fu Hua quickly regained her composure, pointing fiercely at Otto: "No, this is impossible! What kind of shady trick is this lottery box?! Tell me!"

Otto began to stammer, "Ah, because Mount Ouhuang is a place of outstanding people and abundant resources, and this treasure chest is, well, born in accordance with feng shui."

Theresa: "You're talking nonsense again! Thank goodness I brought this!"

She stretched out her round hand and pulled a robot from her four-dimensional pocket: "Liar Detector Titan!"

Kiana stared with gleaming eyes at the Titan that had begun to move around on the display stand: "Wow, Auntie, what kind of treasure is this?"

Theresa laughed smugly: "Hmph, this is a righteous messenger who can discern all lies!"

Fu Hua's tone became even more serious: "Otto, I'll ask you one more time, where did this lottery box come from?"

Otto continued, repeating his earlier statement: "Tch, this lottery box arose from the feng shui of this place..."

[Titta punched Otto squarely in the face.]

Fu Hua: "Hmph, you're lying."

Otto: "Red-Kite Immortal, I didn't lie."

He took a step back as he spoke, but Titan's hand flew out and slammed him off the platform.

Kiana: "Wow, Auntie, this thing of yours is really useful!"

Theresa: "Hmph, of course! I'm the smartest Valkyrie!"

Titan slammed it down on Theresa's head, causing her to cry out in pain.

[Fu Hua: …]

After hearing Otto say, "Red Iris Immortal, I didn't lie," she felt a headache coming on.

[Kiana: Hahahaha! Auntie, you actually, actually, hahaha! This Titan is really intelligent!]

[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): Pfft.]

[Theresa: Damn it! Stop laughing!]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Himeko: Yeah, no matter what, at least give Theresa some face.]

[Tesla: This lie detector Titan looks really good, it has my style. Could I have made it?]

[Einstein: Dr. Tesla, funding for entropy reduction is limited; please don't waste your time and money on this garbage product.]

[Tesla: Ugh, messy hair! You actually called my invention garbage! Damn it, if only there were more money for anti-entropy!]

[Aha: Since you're short on money, why don't you guys do what your leader did and debut as women?]

[Sambo: These two are women, so their performance will definitely not be as good as Mr. Walter's. I think it would be better to let Mr. Walter make a comeback.]

[(Honkai Impact: Star Railway) Welt Yang: I've never debuted in drag!]

Suddenly, the entire Mount Ouhuang began to tremble, and behind the display stand, the wings of a giant crimson kite appeared.

That day, people finally remembered the terror of being dominated by the Crimson Wings, and those who had been gathered around the exhibition stand vanished without a trace.

Kiana: "Something terrible has happened! Teacher Chiyuan has gone berserk!"

Otto, his face filled with despair, cried out, "Ah, it's the Nian beast! The ferocious beast from Chinese legend that destroys everything has appeared!"

Theresa: "Is it because no one has listened to her preaching for too long?"

Fu Hua: "Watch out, she's coming!"

[Red Kite Wings used her ultimate technique, [Mental Destruction], causing everyone to clutch their heads in agony as she lectured them.]

Chapter 52 Don't you still have crystals?

Fu Hua, who had collapsed to the ground after being lectured by the Wings of the Crimson Crow, suddenly heard another voice—"Valkyries, rise up and fight!"

Fu Hua: "This time, it really is..."

A man in blue stood inside the crystal, rubbing his fingers together: "What nonsense are you talking about, Immortal Chi Yuan? Don't you still have the crystal?"

Fu Hua purchased a [Nicholas Davies Collector's Edition Supply Card] for 648000 crystals, regaining her peak condition and beginning a fierce battle against the rampaging Red Wings.

Finally, Kiana, Theresa, and Otto ignored Fu Hua's ongoing battle, happily sent New Year's greetings to the screen, and went home to eat dumplings.

Fu Hua: "Hey, you guys better come and help! Hurry up and lend a hand!"

[Tesla: What, what is all this about?]

Who was the last man to appear? Why could buying supply cards from him with crystals restore my strength? And what exactly are crystals?

There are so many things to complain about.

[Einstein: What an amazing world!]

[March 7th: The preceding content was outrageous enough, but the worst is yet to come.]

[Sangbo: The forced happy ending with the dumplings made this video even funnier.]

[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway): I think this ending is pretty good.]

[Kiana: Without the Great Perfection, isn't the class president still fighting alone against the rampaging Crimson Wings?]

[Alicia: Heh, only a world where Hua is injured has appeared!]

[Congratulations to Hua for obtaining the "Nicholas David Collection Supply Card". Please figure out how to use it yourself.]

[Padoflis: Ah Hua, Ah Hua, tell me quickly, what's this thing used for?]

[Fu Hua: I just tried it out. This supply card has many uses. You can use it to restore your strength, like in the video just now, or you can use it to exchange for some valuable items.]

[Fu Hua: Besides that, there seem to be some hidden features.]

[Otto: Congratulations, old friend.]

[(Honkai Impact: Star Railway) Welt Yang: No one dares to accept your congratulations. You're not planning to get this supply card again, are you?]

[Otto: I wouldn't do something that might anger the screen, and don't forget, at the end of that video, I sent New Year's greetings to everyone watching.]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway) Welt Yang: It's like a weasel offering New Year's greetings to a chicken.]

The next video is titled "The Tacit Understanding Between the Five Cloud Warriors".

Upon seeing the words "Five Swift Warriors of the Clouds," many people's hearts began to beat faster due to their excitement.

[Kiana: The Five Valiant Warriors of the Clouds, what are they?]

[(Honkai Impact: Star Railway) Welt Yang: That was a famous legend in the history of the Immortal Ships, where five heroes from the Cloud Cavalry of the various Immortal Ships gathered to fight together, collectively known as the Five Valiant Warriors of the Clouds. With these five as their leaders, their achievements are countless.]

[Su Chang: That's right, that's right. The Five Heroes of the Clouds drove away the Buliren fleet that invaded Tarasa, disrupted the alliance between the Houyhnhnms and the Winged Creators in the Bountiful Alliance, relieved the Jade Palace Immortal Ship, and destroyed the living planet Jidu Mirage, preserving the Alliance's eye that gazes upon the starry sea... It's just a pity that they fell apart after a brief reunion of less than a hundred years. Heroes scattered, old friends perished, and dark rumors hinted at an ominous end for one of the five, a fall from grace and betrayal.]

[Gui Naifang: It's amazing you remember that so clearly.]

[Su Chang: Hehe, I have a wish: to hear a storytelling performance in Luofu. After all, the storyteller Xi Yan, known as the "Never-Sleeping Marquis," has all his skills here.]

[Su Chang: Once, Mr. Xi Yan was about to begin his storytelling, but you were out performing on the street, so I had to deal with your problem first and missed listening to your storytelling.]

[Zhongli: I didn't expect Miss Sushang to enjoy listening to storytelling.]

[Fu Xuan: As long as people continue to tell the stories, the heroes' tales will continue forever, and the League's golden age will continue forever.]

[Jingyuan: Former enemies are either dead or captured, and old friends have scattered like clouds. Thinking about it, I am indeed an old man now...]

[Blade: There are five people, and three who paid the price... Jing Yuan, you are not one of them.]

[Ying: Wow, it's the riddle master!]

[Xingqiu: I have a feeling this is a very complicated story.]

[The video begins with Ren, who should still be called Yingxing, crouching on the ground, looking at the TV cabinet and the router on top of it.]

He turned to look at Jing Yuan behind him: "The Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working, right?"

Jing Yuan nodded: "Ah, yes, yes, it suddenly stopped working last night."

[Kyoryu, standing to the side, crossed his arms and said, "The router has indeed been used for many years."]

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