[Aha: Stop calling yourself Theresa, change your name to Theresa the Silly.]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: The headmistress also has Kaslana blood in her veins. Could this be... the Kaslana family's destiny?]
[Paimon: Wow, such a terrifying bloodline exists in the world. Luckily, I'm not from the Kaslana family.]
[Luminous: Paimon is already a bit slow; if he also has this bloodline, it'll be dangerous.]
[Paimon: What? I'm getting angry! I'm going to give you a nasty nickname!]
[Ying: It's okay, being clumsy is cute too. Come on, I'll take you to eat sweet flower-stuffed chicken.]
[Paimon: That's more like it.]
[Amber: Little Paimon, you got fooled again.]
Kiana and Theresa quickly arrived at the area where the crowd had gathered. It was a booth where Otto was standing, displaying a lottery box featuring Fu Hua's sunny smile from the cover. Behind him, a sign read "Lucky Draw for the Lucky Ones."
He shouted to the crowd: "Come and see! Endorsed by a celestial being, no deception for the young or old! Lucky draw, 100% chance of winning!"
Theresa was very surprised: "It's Grandpa! What's he doing here?"
Kiana laughed until tears streamed down her face: "Hahaha, what a lucky draw! They even got the class monitor to be their spokesperson, hahaha!"
[A Houmu walked onto the stage, and with a wave of his hand, a golden light appeared—he had directly drawn a 9S Valkyrie, a girl with her hair styled in two cabbages.]
Otto didn't miss this opportunity, and he shouted even louder: "Haha, look! It's another 9S Valkyrie! What are you waiting for? Come and become the luckiest person!"
Kiana was instantly excited: "Wow, they really do drop it! I want to try too! If I can pull the Queen of the Spring, I can stay in Crimson Lotus!"
Theresa sighed, "Sigh, I want to smoke too, but we didn't bring any money..."
At this moment, Crimson Wings slowly flew over, her mouth still open: "Were you all listening to what the teacher just said? If not, the teacher will repeat it to you."
[A lightbulb goes off above Kiana's head: "Auntie, I've got an idea!"]
She leaned close to Theresa's ear and began to speak, while Theresa listened and nodded in agreement.
The screen gradually dimmed, and when it lit up again, Kiana and Theresa were wearing sunglasses and masks, and had come to Otto's side.
Kiana approaches Otto: "Boss, my sister has always had bad luck with draws. Is it really possible to win on the first try with this event?"
Otto, beaming with confidence, said, "Good afternoon, ladies. My shop operates on the principle of integrity. We have a lucky draw where you can win top-tier items every time. Want to try your luck? Ten draws only cost one tael of silver!"
Kiana, somewhat embarrassed, pointed to Crimson Wings: "Silver? I forgot to bring it today, so I'll use this talking pigeon as payment for now."
Kiana immediately tied up Crimson Wings, who had been lecturing her about respecting her teacher, and handed her to Otto.
Chapter 50 Immortal Brand Warm Jacket
Otto remained silent for a long time, looking very troubled: "Hiss... Ah, well, that's perfect, I've been thinking of getting some small animals lately."
However, the video quickly revealed his true thoughts—this was the extremely rare mythical beast, the Crimson Kite Wings; he had struck it rich.
Theresa: "I'll go first!"
She activated the lottery box, and just as Otto had advertised, every draw yielded a 9S-grade item.
[Soon, Theresa's tactical goggles revealed the workings of the lottery box—it could absorb luck from two miles away, forcibly altering the card-drawing results. This would ensure that supplies in other regions were guaranteed to drop at the pity level, while dungeons would drop zero loot.]
Theresa immediately began exposing her grandfather's illegal activities and truthfully revealed the shady dealings behind the raffle box.
Otto panicked, frantically waving his hands in front of Theresa: "Hey, hey, there's been a little mishap on set. Let's go for a commercial break and we'll be right back!"
[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway) Welt Yang: I knew it! I knew it! Otto was definitely up to no good!]
[Star: As expected of Uncle Yang! You understand Otto so well.]
[Star: By the way, is there anyone who can help develop this lottery box feature and install it on my phone?]
[March 7th: How could you do such a thing as a member of the train crew?!]
[Silver Wolf: You actually want to use this kind of tool to forcibly change the results of gacha pulls? Where's your gaming spirit?]
[Aha: I'm suddenly curious, what would happen if everyone used this feature? Haha, should we do it?]
[Xingqiu: So Ouhuang Mountain really is just the literal meaning of "Emperor of Luck Mountain"? Wait, why did I so easily accept the idea that "Emperor of Luck" refers to someone with good fortune? What is the origin of this name?]
[Aha: It was Fuli who did it; you've been attacked with your memories.]
[Theresa: Kiana, what are you doing? If I'm not mistaken, you're definitely sneaking treasures out of the raffle box in the video!]
[Kiana: Hey!]
Since it's Otto's stuff anyway, might as well take it. She didn't do anything wrong in the video!
[Kiana: Speaking of which, is the Crimson Wings actually an extremely rare divine beast? I always subconsciously felt like everyone had it.]
[Vendy: Definitely super rare. It can fly, it can talk... and the Traveler is the only one in all of Teyvat with Paimon.]
[Paimon: Hmph, I'm way better than that guy called Crimson Wings.]
[Ying: But she's more knowledgeable than you, and her guiding abilities are stronger.]
[Paimon: What? Then why don't you just go find her!]
[Luminous: Just kidding, I'll never abandon Paimon, you're my best friend!]
[Ying: Besides, you can also be used as emergency food.]
[Paimon: Traveler! Give me back the emotion I just felt!]
[The commercials Otto used to stall for time started playing.]
[Otto's voice narrates: "500 years ago, China was hit by the worst cold wave in its history. Snow and ice covered the land, and everyone was in danger. But a mysterious woman remained calm and unmoved. She was—"]
Fu Hua, standing in the snow, turned around: "To deal with the cold wave, all you need is a supernatural-brand warm coat."
Otto's speech quickened: "The Immortal Brand Thermal Jacket, the first immortal-tech thermal gear from Destiny, is the result of a thousand years of innovative research and development, incorporating top-tier immortal techniques. Its brand-new F5 processor automatically adapts to 968 harsh weather conditions, ensuring you can handle even the most frigid creatures like Ice Pigs, Ice Emperors, or owners of refrigerators with ease."
The video shows a giant dragon frozen in ice, none other than Benares from "The Last Lesson." Beside it, Rita is toasting with her Stand.
The next second, Rita was chased by Bella, who was wearing a warm coat, and had no choice but to run away.
[Benares: "The owner of the refrigerator used to always bring people to bully me, so I was too scared to even move. But since I got the Fairy Brand thermal coat, I don't have to be afraid of her anymore!"]
"Only one hundred pieces left! What are you waiting for? Order now!"
Kiana: "So, where can I buy it?"
[Otto: "The Immortal Brand Warm Jacket is now included in the Destiny Value Pack. Buy it now and get a free gift..."]
Theresa interrupted him: "Grandpa!"
[Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway - Welt Yang: They're even giving away Otto?! Who would buy this?! I wouldn't take it even if you paid me!]
[Alicia: Hahaha, Hua, you even endorse commercials?]
[Sambo: Making money isn't shameful.]
[Fu Hua: ...This isn't me. My coat is just ordinary clothing; it doesn't have this kind of cold-weather protection.]
[Rita: The owner of this refrigerator Benares is talking about... could he be referring to me?]
Why persecute this weak S-rank Valkyrie? She should be the master of Frost!
[Aha: Deduct 1 and receive 1 Shangxian brand warm coats.]
[(Honkai Impact: Star Railway) Bronya: Really? 1. Thank you, Berlöberg desperately needs such a treasure.]
[Paimon: No, whether it's the Celestial Brand thermal jacket or what Aha said, it's all a lie, right? I can't even be fooled by something like this.]
[Araki Ichito: What? It's a scam! Those despicable unscrupulous merchants! And those despicable scammers!]
[Kiana: I always feel that this other Bronya's personality is a little different from what I imagined.]
[Ahaha: Hahahaha! You're really funny! Here, here you go!]
Bronya saw a huge pile of coats fall from the sky and pile up outside Cripper Castle.
[Black Tower: Just as expected, this is something the Pleasure Society would do.]
Theresa removed her disguise, glaring angrily at Otto: "How could there be any such thing as a 'lucky draw box'? You're lying again, aren't you!"
Otto never expected to see his granddaughter here: "Theresa?! Theresa?! Theresa?!"
"Haha, granddaughter, stop fooling around. Grandpa's earning you New Year's money."
Not only Fu Hua, who was also present at the booth, couldn't help but speak up: "Headmistress? What a coincidence, you're here to buy groceries too."
Theresa was even angrier: "Fu Hua! We've been looking for you for so long, only to find you here doing bad things with Otto!"
Fu Hua turned around awkwardly: "Um, isn't this a farmers market promotion? Haha, sorry, wrong place. I'll be going now."
Kiana: "Class monitor, come back here right now!"
Fu Hua walked up to Kiana and explained, "Well, we agreed it was just to take a few photos, so..."
Chapter 51 The Crimson Iris Immortal, I Didn't Lie
Theresa: "You're being too reckless! Do you know what the consequences will be if you use this lottery box?"
Fu Hua looked completely bewildered: "A lottery...box? Didn't Otto say he was going to endorse rice cookers? How did it turn into...?"
Otto chuckled and walked up to Fu Hua: "Great Immortal, long time no see! Want to try your luck in the New Year's lottery?"
As he spoke, he pushed Fu Hua next to the raffle box.
Fu Hua couldn't resist and tried using the lottery box, drawing one 9S-rank item after another.
Her entire demeanor changed; she gazed at the golden light filling the sky with tears.
"Oh my god, I got it! I got it! I got it!"
"I've never had such a lucky 10-pull before! A 9-star weapon, a 10-star stigmata!!! Most importantly, I even got the Void Divine Sword, which I've never pulled before!!!!"
She covered her face like someone in "The Scream," crying out, "Help! Why, why, why, why did I get such a perfect ten-pull?! What if I don't get it again?!"
[Raiden Mei: Why did the class president come back as soon as Kiana mentioned it, even though she was about to leave?]
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