Paimon was puzzled: "Why is it a 'satisfaction salad'?"

[Yan Xiao: "You guys know there's someone on the roof of the inn, right? The one who's really handsome..."]

Xiao snorted coldly after hearing this.

[Completely unaware that Xiao was eavesdropping, Yanxiao continued: "A young man who isn't very tall."]

The phrase "not very tall" grew larger and larger in Xiao's mind. Unable to bear it any longer, Xiao picked up He Pu Yuan and used his Wind Wheels to teleport all the way to the kitchen.

"Almond tofu, it seems you came prepared."

He then made his way back to the rooftop.

[Wendy: Hahahaha!]

[Kiana: What are you laughing at? You're not even as tall as him.]

[Xiangling: Yanxiao actually prepared Xiao's favorite foods in advance; he really came prepared.]

[Sambo: Xiao: If it weren't for almond tofu, I'd kill you within three days!]

[Paimon: I feel like Yanxiao would really say these things.]

[Qingque: Perhaps one day, when Yanxiao laughs, he'll find himself with a kite stuck in his hair.]

[Walnut: A client~]

[Zhongli: In dealing with people, sometimes it's best to say only half of what you mean.]

[Tesla: When Xiao heard Yan Xiao say he was handsome, he gave a haughty snort, which cracked me up.]

[Star: Someone's saying I'm handsome behind my back again.jpg]

[Su Chang: I think the funniest part is the whooshing sound Xiao makes when he uses the Wind Wheels; it inexplicably tickles my funny bone.]

[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: The Green Flash of Liyue.]

[Ying: My fairy friend, she was so angry because she couldn't even hit anyone's knee when she jumped, she was having a mental breakdown, crying and making a scene, waaaaaah, so pitiful!]

[True Lord Liuyun Borrowing Wind: Even a traveler should not casually insult the Great Sage Who Subdues Demons.]

[Ying: I didn't specify which immortal it was.]

[True Lord Liuyun Borrows the Wind: Nonsense, do you think I don't know that even if someone jumps, they can't hit another person's knee!]

[elf:……]

[True Lord of Moon-Slicing and Sun-Building: Liu Yun, you really should learn how to talk to people.]

[March 7th: Suddenly, I realized that Paimon's first reaction after hearing Yanxiao wanted to discuss something with the Traveler was that he needed to pay Yanxiao. Shouldn't Yanxiao be the one paying the Traveler?]

[Ayaka Kamisato: Is this what a traveler's daily life is like...?]

Chapter 206 Current Status of the Underworld's Strength (4k)

[Yan Xiao continued to tease Xiao: "Besides almond tofu, he has no other hobbies."]

Paimon lowered his voice: "Keep your voice down, aren't you afraid he'll hear you?"

Yan Xiao was a little scared: "Oh, anyway, as long as you know who it is, that's fine. The boss told me to take good care of him, but he's been living on air and dew every day..."

Xiao stood on the inn's railing, attempting to increase his height in this way.

Although Yan Xiao lowered his voice, Xiao could still hear what he said: "Don't judge immortals by the standards of mortals."

[Yan Xiao: "They're so difficult to please."]

These words kept echoing in Xiao's mind as he made his way to the kitchen again.

[But Xiao didn't choose to attack this time either: "The Unrestricted Talisman... It seems you came prepared."]

He went back to the rooftop.

[Silver Wolf: Prepared 2.0.]

[Fireworks: Congratulations on achieving the achievement "When the immortal offers you food, you turn the table; when the immortal offers you wine, you refuse."]

[Ying: I wonder if this "No Taboos Talisman" in the kitchen is a fake, forged by the Fools.]

[Young Master: Ahem, we've stopped doing those things. The forged "Treasure of All Taboos" has also been confiscated by the Seven Stars.]

[Yelan: You fools won't stop here.]

[Kiana: Xiao is so unprincipled! He said he was going to fight, but he chose to back out both times.]

[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): It was precisely because of her principles that Xiao chose to give up after seeing the Unrestricted Talisman.]

[Blue Sparrow: I'm a little curious what will make Xiao give up on taking action next time.]

[Hu Tao: The next time, Xiao came to the kitchen, he saw Zhong Li, who had come over to freeload.]

[Xiao: Mr. Zhongli, this isn't called freeloading! How can you call it freeloading when it comes to the Emperor's affairs?]

[Theresa: Xiao's self-deceptive height-increasing trick is hilarious; even I wouldn't do that.]

[Paimon: Oh kawaii kodo.]

[Star: Xiao may not be tall, but he can jump really high!]

[Sangbo: Remember to share one of those feathers on your head with Pu Yuan.]

Yan Xiao, completely unaware that she had escaped death once again, said, "The boss told me you made him a 'satisfying salad,' and he really liked it. Could you teach me how to make it so I can cook it for him too?"

At this moment, Xiao looked at the Nuo mask he was wearing and wondered if it was because of this somewhat fierce mask that others thought he was difficult to please.

Paimon: "So you're making this for Xiao? You guys are pretty good to him."

[Yan Xiao: "In this life, what do we do with those people we see every day..."]

Xiao instantly became alert, pulled out his weapon, and used it to teleport to the kitchen with Pu Yuan.

This time, Yan Xiao came unprepared.

"This is merely me replacing the tokens that caused you harm; it doesn't mean you won't be harmed."

["Disappeared!"]

The Wangshu Inn was cut in half.

[The scene shifts, and Xiao has been arrested; his eyes are now blurred.]

[News reporter begins broadcasting: "The September 9.28th Wangshu Inn attack case has been solved. The suspect, uh, so-and-so, confessed to Qianyan Jun without hesitation and knelt down for a long time in response..."]

"Uh, sorry, he was standing..."

Xiao drew his gun, cutting off the reporter's unfinished sentence.

[Paimon: Wang-Shu-Inn! Reporter!]

[Ying: I feel like the quest "Wangshu Must Be Rebuilt" is about to be triggered.]

[Gui Naifen: Hahaha, this literal meaning of "we see each other all the time" is hilarious.]

[Sino: That's hilarious! I need to learn how to tell jokes from this chef!]

[Tinari: ...]

To be honest, Yan Xiao's pun was indeed very interesting, but he really didn't want to encourage Sino's arrogance, which stemmed from his penchant for telling lame jokes.

[Yae no Miko: To Gensho, the Grand Disciplinary Officer is probably someone he sees all the time.]

[Kaiya: But the ears on Seno's hat can make him taller.]

[Hu Tao: I look up at the bright moon, then look down and see a demon.]

[Qingque: Three feet above your head, there are rock gods; three feet below your head, there are immortals.]

[elf:#]

[March 7th: I still think that "someone" is the funniest.]

[Kiana: Haha, that's true. Hiding even a single word won't help. Everyone knows who the news is talking about—the bamboo shoot thief.]

[Jingyuan: Saying nothing, yet saying everything—that's the art of speaking.]

[Tesla: The censorship is invalid.]

[Furina: I'm a little curious about how Xiao was arrested. Besides Zhongli, is there really anyone who could catch him?]

[Wendy: We could make an almond tofu trap.]

The following video is titled "Current Status of the Underworld's Intensity."

[On Pinocchio Avenue, a cat photoshopped with images of the Nightmare Before the Light is thrown out and crashes into a lamppost.]

As the camera moved, more cats photoshopped with monsters appeared on the screen, and they were all brutally beaten up without exception.

At this moment, a rat with a photoshopped image of the underworld is repeatedly hitting a cat several times its size: "Flow on, past flashes of blade!"

[A pile of bottles and snacks to restore skill points lay around Huang Quan, and above her head was the description of her skill—He Ye: This target can be instantly eliminated by Huang Quan's skill.]

Someone slipped a letter into the mailbox outside Huang Quan's house. Huang Quan put down the cat he was holding and tore open the envelope.

The letter was simple: "Jing Yuan: I am the Immortal Boat General, and I urgently need the Chaos Star Jade to help me complete the 2.1 Recollection. On the day it is accomplished, I will give you V648."

[Narrator: "Jing Yuan is in trouble. Please, Huang Quan, come to his aid. Respectfully submitted by Jing Jianyuan."]

Huang Quan walked home and picked up his personal light cone: "It's time to set off."

She disguised herself as best she could from all the monsters she encountered on her journey, to avoid being discovered by Huang Quan.

[Kiana: Wow, it's the Cat and Mouse team!]

[Tesla: This is perfect! Can we even play the cat-and-mouse game without nerfing it?]

[Qingque: I couldn't hold back from the start; I felt like Huang Quan was being played like a Destruction Commander by the players.]

[Silver Wolf: After all, Huang Quan's secret technique is very useful; it looks perfect for hoeing the earth.]

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