[Jingyuan: Haha, Bronya even remembered her big red flower at the very end.]

[Furina: Could it be that... rustic is trendy, and common is elegant?]

[Tesla: Someone please report this to the Belloberg Tourism Board. Stop letting the Great Guardian edit the video herself, and definitely don't let her approve and release it herself.]

[Tesla: Honestly, isn't she a little too obsessed with this style of emoji?]

[Ying: We middle-aged and elderly people watch "Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railroad" not for any particular reason, nor simply to kill time. We are keeping up with the times, showcasing our true selves, recording the beauty of life, and creating precious memories. Although we are no longer young, we have a forever young heart. Let us encourage each other, my dears!]

[Paimon: ?]

[Wendy: Bronya, go poop and talk.]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway) Seele: There are no emoticons mixed in, this is definitely not posted by Bronya herself.]

Chapter 165 Walter Yang: Void Treasury, stop pretending, I know it's you (4k)

The following video is titled "I've gotten 3200 free meals at a young age."

[Zhongli stands in the kitchen of Wangshu Inn: "I've already gotten 3200 free meals at such a young age. My friends always advise me not to be so arrogant, but sometimes I just can't help it!"]

He stared into the camera as if he were looking at the audience watching on screen: "Let me ask you, when you go out to eat, do you look at the prices? Would you dare order a dish that costs more than 10 moras?"

Then, Zhongli began to recall: "Not to mention anything far away, just yesterday morning at 12 o'clock, I arrived at the Wanmin Hotel early, stood in front of the counter, and started typing away at the menu with my fingers!"

He pointed his finger into the air, mimicking himself from yesterday: "This, this, this, this, this... I don't want any of these dozen or so main dishes! The other two, small portions each, plus a bowl of vegetable and tofu soup! And an egg!"

[True Lord Liuyun Borrowing Wind: Disrespectful to the Emperor! This inherently evil screen, I, the Immortal, will personally...]

[Zhongli: It's just a fan-made video, don't worry about it. Besides, this video is actually quite interesting, isn't it?]

[Wendy: Actually, I got 3200 cups of dandelion liqueur for free at a young age.]

[Raiden Shin: Kage got 3200 skewers of dumplings for free at such a young age.]

[Fukaros: Frinna, at such a young age, has already gotten 3200 small cakes for free.]

[Furina: I, I paid properly!]

[Star: So what? I'm young, so what!]

[Sangbo: Zhongli ruled Liyue for 3200 years at a young age, which is worse than Zhongli.]

[Ying: Your comment was posted 500 years ago, and it's only getting approved now, right?]

[Kiana: Does "young age" mean 6000+ years old? Compared to the class president, that's certainly young.]

[Qingque: To be honest, I thought Zhongli's arrogant expression meant he ordered some fancy dishes, but it turns out it was just vegetable and tofu soup and some side dishes, and even those were small portions.]

[Aha: Don't talk nonsense, that's Pearl, Jade, and White Jade Soup.]

[Ying: Master Mao: Thank you.]

[Xiangling: Anyone who comes to Wanmintang is a customer. My dad and I won't complain just because a customer orders less.]

[Black Swan: What an excellent business philosophy! No wonder your restaurant is called "Wanmin" Hall.]

[Paimon: If I do the math, 3200 meals, three meals a day, that's almost three years!]

[Ying: Your mind works exceptionally well when it comes to things like food; you can even solve this kind of equation.]

[Paimon: Do you think I'm an idiot?!]

[Ke Qing: No, Mr. Zhongli wouldn't choose to freeload every meal... would he?]

[Möbius: If you hadn't added that last "well," I might have believed it.]

[March 7th: Wait, something's not right. 12 noon? Is this really morning?]

[Fireworks: This is what a social outcast is like; they can't even get up in the morning.]

[Star: Shut up!]

Zhongli's face was full of smugness: "You wouldn't even look at the prices when ordering food, would you? Huh?"

At this moment, Xiangling's expression was somewhat complicated as she stood in front of the counter, but the obvious resentment towards the rich in her eyes completely betrayed her!

"I didn't pay any attention, found a seat, and then heard someone behind me say to Xiangling, 'Get me the same thing as him! Plus a bottle of Mondstadt beer!'"

[As she spoke, Zhongli said angrily, "That person's half-crying, half-laughing expression was clearly mocking me! After saying that, he even glared at me, making me want to smash him with the Heavenly Movement!"]

"They ordered soup, and then dared to order imported beer?! I was instantly terrified~ Even someone as accomplished as me can't escape that damn competitive spirit."

Zhongli waved his hand: "Do you think I'd just sit here and wait to die? I won't! I'll say to Xiangling in the most determined tone! Boss! Give me another bowl of vegetable and tofu soup! And an egg!"

His tone became excited: "The passersby and Xiangling were staring wide-eyed! This one person drank two big bowls of soup! And with eggs on both! Can you imagine?"

"I finished two large bowls of soup and the entire meal right in front of them! The man kept his head down the whole time, not daring to say a word or even look at me again."

[Star: I'll eat two bowls!]

[Fireworks: A table full of food, referring to small portions of side dishes.]

[Sino: I feel that after Zhongli ordered the food, Xiangling's eyes didn't show resentment towards the rich, but rather a sense of sorrow for what she had.]

[Nasita: Hehe, that's a very funny pun.]

[Kiana: Xiangling is worried Zhongli won't be able to pay, right? It's okay, Zhongli still has his loyal wallet.]

[Paimon: Poor young master.]

[Young Master: It's money from the Northern Bank, not my own. I'm not in a bad situation.]

[Rich person: #]

[Paimon: Speaking of which, someone who drinks Mondstadt beer must be a busker!]

[Wendy: Hey~]

[Ying: Wendy's fallen on hard times too. She can't even afford her favorite cider anymore and has to drink beer instead.]

[Padophilia: If Wendy knew she almost got smashed by Zhongli's Starfall weapon because of this beer, she'd probably be sweating buckets. Walnut almost landed an order for a guest craftsmanship.]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway) Welt Yang: Where does this unfounded competitive spirit come from...?]

[Lei Movie: Wear and tear is indeed a terrible thing.]

[Alicia: You guys think Wendy kept her head down afterwards because she didn't want Zhongli to see her trying not to laugh?]

[Wendy: No way, if they found out I'd be beaten to a pulp by the old man.]

[Zhongli's recollection continues: "After finishing breakfast, I stood up and said, 'Boss! Send the bill to the Northern Kingdom... oh no, this time put it on the register at the Hall of Rebirth!' Then I used Shift and slipped away~"]

"Look, by eating breakfast, you can skip lunch altogether! Can you imagine that? So, young people, having many friends is really good; it gives you more options when keeping track of your expenses."

Zhong Li patted his chest: "While you're young, you should make more reliable friends like me. The world is so big, don't always care about what others think, have less of a competitive spirit, just be yourself."

"I'm off to the next place now, good luck!"

[Wendy: The old man previously drank an extra bowl of soup because of his competitive nature, and now he's telling people not to be competitive. Has he entered "wise man mode"?]

[Alicia: Haha, as expected, you still chose to keep accounts, and even went to the Rebirth Hall instead of the Northern Bank.]

[Aha: I guess Zhongli has been keeping too many accounts lately and got blacklisted by the Northern Bank, just like some creators who had their image uploading function banned for posting too many lewd pictures.]

[Walnut: Have a good meal and drink well, and have a safe journey.]

[Star: I didn't know friends could be used like this! I've learned something new. I'm only one year old, still very young. I'm going to make some friends right now.]

[(Honkai Impact: Astral Railway) Welt Yang: Don't go, you'll only find Gazort.]

[Ying: Don't go! Why do you think Zhongli is in the kitchen of Wangshu Inn? He's obviously working to pay off his debts!]

[Paimon: I have a feeling he'll take the opportunity to eat everything in the kitchen, which would actually make him a fortune.]

The following video is titled "Rebirth: My Time as a Receptionist at the Black Tower Space Station."

At 6:00, the alarm clock next to the Pam doll rang, and a baseball bat quickly smashed it flat.

[A sleepy-eyed Xing sat up in bed: "Staying up all night watching dramas, getting up in the morning is going to be a nightmare."]

She quickly tidied herself up and began making coffee: "I'm Xing, a staff member at the Black Tower Space Station. That's right, I didn't board the Star Train but chose to stay at the space station."

"Speaking of which, back then I was the number one celebrity on the space station's popularity chart for a whole period of time. Everyone loved me. They were interested in my hobbies, my body, and my private life."

"In the end...they just lost interest in me."

[Star sits at the front desk of the space station: "This is my job now. As you can see, it's a boring job. Every day I have to deal with all sorts of colleagues."]

[Astara: "Did I get my expense reimbursed?" Hoshino: "Yes."]

[Black Tower: "Has my package arrived?" Star: "It exploded."]

[Alan: "Did you feed Pepe?" Xing: "Yes, I'm full."]

Silver Wolf: "What about food and lodging?" Star: "All taken care of!"

Next, Xing picked up the vacuum cleaner and violently sucked in Wuwu Bo, Cat Cake, and the like: "Then I'll clean up some of the mysteriously appearing cosmic debris."

"Then it's just a routine check of all the equipment, and finally, I sit here and receive visitors from all over the universe."

[Interstellar Peace Company employee: "Excuse me, how do I get to the restroom?" Xing: "Turn left."]

[Machine: "Hello, how do I get to the refueling station?" Star: "Turn right."]

Sambo: "Hello, how do I get to the place where the treasure is hidden?" Xing: "Turn up."

[True Stinging Insect: "Chirp chirp chirp." Star: "My goodness!"]

[March 7th: I didn't expect it to be the pioneer who went through the hidden ending. It's good to see what happens after Xing stays at the space station.]

[Alicia: I remember Pinocchio also has a hidden ending. Besides this video, I also want to see what happens in that timeline! I'm so curious!]

[Star: No curiosity allowed, unless you pay extra!]

[Möbius: It's quite true that a star fades into obscurity after a period of soaring popularity.]

[Ying: After becoming a staff member on the space station, I have to get up at 6 a.m. every morning. It's awful.]

[Kiana: That's really awful. It reminds me of my high school days.]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Himeko: I'm telling you, you're living a high school life right now...]

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