Bronya, with a photoshopped crown on her head, raises her glass.
"Which tourism destination is the best? Belleburg, the king of kings!"
[(Honkai Impact: Star Railway) Seele: ...]
[Paimon: Opening Lightning Strike.]
[Fireworks: Hahahaha! This is hilarious!]
[Hu Tao: Just looking at the title, I had no idea the content would be so funny.]
[Jingyuan: Needless to say, this video was definitely made by Bronya!]
[Wendy: Invested in by Aha, planned by Bronya, and filmed by Sambo.]
[Kiana: I can't take it anymore, what is this thing?]
[Qingque: One-click check of the mental state of the High Guardian of Beloborg.]
[Alice: Everyone on my social media feed is posting travel photos, while I'm stuck at home. Dr. Möbius definitely understands this.]
[Alicia: So next time, wear the pink dress I gave you to Yingjie's team building event!]
[Möbius: Team building? You mean slurping noodles?]
[Star: Strange, is there something wrong with my eyesight in the video? Why can't I see the money when I open the wallet?]
[March 7th: Is it possible that you're just broke?]
[Star: Impossible, absolutely impossible!]
[Zhong Li: From a generally rational perspective, Belleburg could indeed develop its tourism industry.]
[Aista: Indeed, planets affected by a star's core and covered in ice and snow are not so common.]
On the screen, Hook lit the bomb, then put down the lighter, held the bomb in her hand, and walked away smiling. Shortly after, an explosion occurred from her hand.
"An ancient capital with simple and honest people!"
"Local average IQ 180! Private tour bus service! Enjoy the ultimate in luxury!"
A bus was parked on the street, decorated with flowers, butterflies, and jewelry—ideals popular with middle-aged and elderly people—and even a sign that read, "Welcome to Belleburg! Wishing all passengers a long and healthy life, and eternal youth."
Huo Huo cautiously stepped off the bus, bumping headfirst into the body of the bodyguards who were posing in a bodybuilding stance around her.
"Furthermore, there are gentle and kind guards to ensure your safe travels!"
Then, the residents of Belleburg saw four guards marching around Huo Huo, surrounding her.
"Unexpected events may occur, but the Iron Guard will accompany you on your journey!"
[Star: Tiger - Overcome -]
[Kiana: Average IQ 180, referring to someone who mistook a lighter for a bomb and blew themselves up.]
[Furina: Actually, it makes a lot of sense. I've also peeled an apple, thrown it in the trash, and then held the peel in my hand.]
[Ying: It's perfectly normal for you to do something like that.]
[Funina:?]
[March 7th: Strange, why is Hook starting to play with bombs like Klee?]
[Kaiya: Because art is an explosion!]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway) Seele: I'm sure that besides this video, this incredibly tacky bus was also designed by Bronya.]
[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway): ...Is it really that tacky?]
[Gui Naifen: I feel so sorry for Huo Huo. The residents of Belleburg will definitely think she's been arrested for committing a crime.]
[Su Chang: Surrounded by guards, Huo Huo must be thinking, "I want to go home."]
[Tail note: Hopefully, this experience will teach her to stand up for herself.]
[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): This is why you can't stand in the middle of police officers when taking photos with them.]
[Paimon: Speaking of which, does wishing immortals and fox people to live to be a hundred years old count as cursing them to die young?]
[Sambo: Good question!]
Merchants were discussing business in Belloborg's shops, while Sambo, his body ablaze with flames, wailed in Belloborg's prison, still in chains.
"Bellberg truly lives up to its reputation as a business capital, operating with integrity and absolute conscience, because those who act dishonestly have all been arrested!"
Pera stood somewhat shyly in the square, with Qiong, Hanabi, Danheng, Topa, Gui Naifen, and Sushang in front of her. Qiong was holding her phone and constantly pressing the shutter button.
"Exotic culture, beautiful tour guide, dedicated to explaining the millennia-old culture of Belleburg!"
[The camera focused on Pella's black stockings, his face full of smiles, but soon, Sora felt someone pat her on the shoulder.]
[Qiong turned around and saw Bronya and two Silvermane Iron Guards. The next moment, Qiong was handcuffed and taken away by the Silvermane Iron Guards.]
"Let you deeply feel the weight of history, and perhaps also the weight of shackles!"
[Fireworks: Not only was he locked up, but he's also going to be burned alive. Poor old Sangbo.]
[Aha: This is the end for the Beloborg savages.]
[Hu Tao: Don't talk nonsense. This is just the Great Guardian warming Sambo, who doesn't have a heater in the prison.]
[Ying: Haha, the reason behind it is heartwarming.]
[Xingqiu: This is truly heartwarming, so heartwarming it's almost burning me with warmth.]
[Sambo: Isn't there any family member willing to pity Uncle with cold legs?]
[Fireworks: It's a good thing your legs won't get cold after being roasted like this.]
[Tesla: This is too delightful. Bronya is also a potential Pleasure Messenger.]
[Eden: I always feel that these unconscious acts of pleasure are actually more pleasurable.]
[Star: Does Belloberg's millennia-old culture refer to black stockings? Generally speaking, Belloberg's black stockings are indeed exceptional.]
[March 7th: You really deserved to be captured by the Silvermane Iron Guards.]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railroad) Welt Yang: Perhaps the Trailblazers, after being captured, will also be burned at the stake like Sambo.]
[Star: It's okay, being able to take a picture of Sister Pella is enough!]
[Alicia: Haha, watch out, Bronya might replace all your photos with memes meant for the elderly.]
[Star: Stop talking, it's starting to hurt.]
[Kiana: Speaking of which, if the Trailblazers were really burned, would her stellar core explode?]
[Kavka: The star core won't be affected by this temperature.]
[Jepard, the Silvermane Guard's garrison commander, lay disdainfully in the street, a stone slab resting on his chest. Hilva stood beside him, her face grave, holding a small hammer.]
[“There are even performances of breaking large stones on one's chest, which could potentially lead to death!”]
Gui Naifen shook her head helplessly, patted Xiluwa on the shoulder, and pulled out a massive hammer that was taller than Xiluwa and looked incredibly heavy.
Jepard's eyes widened in shock upon seeing the giant hammer: "Ah—!"
"Look at their calm demeanor! And some enthusiastic folks are even claiming they're going to make something like Jepard-chan!"
[The scene shifts, and Jepard is now bound to a cross with an apple on his head. Shiluva, blindfolded, stands opposite him holding a throwing knife.]
"Blindfolded darts are the most heavyweight of all; you either hit the apple squarely or it's the end of your life!"
[Jepard: ?]
[Su Chang: As expected, this kind of street performance is best left to Xiao Gui Zi; she's the professional.]
[Blue Sparrow: Jepard x Belloberg Xiaoguizi√]
[March 7th: Can Jepard really withstand such a huge hammer?]
[Aha: It's okay, Brother Jie has a shield.]
[Ying: Brother Jie can wear relics with full defensive attributes, in the name of preservation!]
[Ying: Why does Shiluwa always do it herself? Such a loving sibling relationship!]
[Star: Looking at it this way, it seems Lingke is still the best to her own brother.]
[Aha: Perhaps Lynn was just searching for the Beloborg savage in the snowfield, but unfortunately she didn't know that the Beloborg savage had already been captured, maybe even by Jepard himself.]
[Hanabi: Reiko returns: Wow, it's Onii-chan!]
[Ling Ke: ...]
[Sambo: This pun is a bit too much.]
[Xing took a selfie with Jepard tilting his head in the background and posted it on her WeChat Moments: "There must still be someone who hasn't been to Belleburg, right?"]
[Aista, looking at this post on WeChat Moments, conceded defeat: "She's the true queen of WeChat Moments."]
[Kafka looked at this post on her WeChat Moments and was moved to tears: "This child has finally grown up..."]
[“My friends saw it and immediately started setting it up! My mom saw it and exclaimed, ‘Wonderful!’”]
[Bronya raises a glass to the camera against a backdrop of fireworks in the night.]
"Only by shedding superficiality can one truly understand the art of transforming extravagance into elegance. Belleburg, the Ice and Snow World, awaits your arrival!"
"Honkai Impact: Star Railway, I think it's a good idea!"
[Star: What an exhilarating Red Stone battle! I'll watch it again.]
[March 7th: You're still watching, aren't you? Next, are you going to use the Boundary Anchor to teleport back to Yarilo-VI and transform Berenberg into the way he looks in the video?]
[Sambo: Great idea!]
[(Honkai Impact: Star Railway) Seele: Put away your audacious idea!]
[Fireworks: By the God of Fun! This is so much fun! I want to help too!]
[Sambo: Then forget it.]
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