All Gods: I Became a God by Loading Templates

Loki trembled violently, his mouth twisted and eyes slanted as he collapsed to the ground, puzzled. Without a hammer or an axe, where did Thor get the lightning from?

Before he lost consciousness, he saw Thor turn his head slightly, his right eyeball roll around in its socket, and finally fixate on him.

The cunning in his eyes was completely different from the honest and upright Thor he knew.

This guy has actually learned how to scheme against people!

As Loki thought this, he exhaled a puff of black smoke and immediately passed out.

"Foolish brother, hate me! Strive to catch up with me!"

Thor was secretly pleased. All that suffering hadn't been for nothing. Dealing with Loki before wasn't so easy. Although he was the ultimate victor, he was inevitably outmaneuvered by Loki along the way. Unlike now, he could easily take down Loki with a little trickery.

Thor felt extremely accomplished; fighting with his brain was much more satisfying than fighting with his muscles.

The shadows left by the Apocalypse Dimension had dissipated considerably, and Thor was secretly pleased when he suddenly saw Odin and Lin Bei leaving in a hurry. His eyes lit up, and he grabbed Loki, hoisted him onto his shoulder, and eagerly followed Odin and Lin Bei, who had already finished their discussion.

Seeing that Odin had mobilized an elite force and prepared the warships for an expedition at any time, Thor was overjoyed and volunteered to go into battle.

Odin did not refuse. Thor was powerful enough, and letting him experience a grander scene and broaden his horizons would be beneficial for his future growth.

……

Igor's Star.

A beautiful planet, colorful and heavenly, with rainbow-colored lights floating in the sky, lush greenery on the ground, and birds singing and flowers blooming, like a fairyland in a fairy tale.

However, all of this is an illusion. The objects on the planet's surface are products of material reshaping, which should be considered as waste utilization after Ego's dead skin flakes.

The real Star Ego is a planet with a human face.

Your face reflects your heart; you can tell at a glance that he's an old man.

The material that makes up a planet is all plundered from a few nearby planets.

This resulted in the area around Igor Star being completely empty, with it standing alone in the same spot, motionless.

Far from the planet Ego in deep space, a small spaceship hovers silently, carrying Yondu and the Guardians of the Galaxy, now without Star-Lord.

Yondu sat in the cockpit, fiddling with the arrow in his hand, glancing occasionally toward Ego's Star. He was worried about Star-Lord's safety, but he also knew that the few people on the ship couldn't rescue Star-Lord. Waiting patiently was the best option.

"Oh!"

The cockpit door was violently kicked open, and Drax, a strong and muscular man covered in red patterns, led the way as the Guardians of the Galaxy strode in.

"Amgrut!"

"Yondu, how much longer are we going to wait?" Gamora questioned bluntly, her tone quite unfriendly, suspecting that Yondu was just giving them the runaround and had no intention of rescuing Star-Lord at all.

"What's the rush? Wait a little longer, reinforcements will be here soon. I've attached a locator to him, which can detect my big son's vital signs."

He's chatting with his dad right now.

"Don't worry, he won't die anytime soon." Yondu glanced at the group and continued playing with his flying arrow.

Gamora frowned upon seeing this and gave Rocket Raccoon a look. As the only one in the team with any intelligence, she had the right to direct the team's actions, just as Captain Star-Lord did when he was around.

Rocket immediately understood: Gamora meant that Yondu was untrustworthy, that she had taken control of the ship, and that the rest of them were going to rescue Star-Lord.

At that moment, a whistle blew, and the arrow in Yondu's hand suddenly floated up, hovering silently in front of Gamora.

"Amgrut!"

The Guardians of the Galaxy immediately drew their weapons and aimed them at Yondu. The atmosphere was tense, and a battle was about to break out.

"Calm down, I won't let you go to your deaths." Yondu raised his hand and recalled the flying arrow, ignoring the long guns and short cannons in front of him, and warned, "Who do you think your enemy is, a person, or a god? Neither. If you want to save Star-Lord, you have to defeat a planet."

“What do you mean? How come the enemy has become a ‘planet’ again? Isn’t his name Ego?” Drax asked.

"Igor is that planet!"

Yondu explained, "Ego is a planet with its own consciousness. Its abilities are terrifying, which is why I stopped you from leaving with Star-Lord. You would have been eaten by Ego."

"But you let Star-Lord get taken away!"

“That’s right, because I’m powerless to stop Ego. He’ll kill us all and then take Star-Lord with him.”

"Amgrut!"

"..."

Gamora and the others remained silent. Drax frowned and spoke up: "Yondu, you're lying. Ego couldn't possibly be a planet! Absolutely not!"

"Idiot, don't use your brain to think. The universe is vast, and anything is possible."

Yondu rolled his eyes. Birds of a feather flock together. A fool's friends will only be fools. Star-Lord is a fool, so all the members of the Guardians of the Galaxy are fools.

Perhaps Gamora isn't; she's the team's brake, ensuring the goofballs don't crash.

But Yondu believes that this brake pad will eventually wear through and turn into a sand sculpture along with it.

"Stop lying. If Ego were a planet, he couldn't possibly be Star-Lord's biological father, because he'd be too big to pass through Star-Lord's mother and allow Star-Lord to be born."

Drax was absolutely certain, but Yondu's lies were easily exposed; there was no way he could be fooled.

"..."

Gamora turned to Drax, looking completely bewildered. What he said made perfect sense, and she almost believed him.

"So what's the point of saying all this? Does it really matter whether Ego is Star-Lord's biological father or not?"

Yondu covered his face with his hand, saying that communicating with these idiots was too exhausting. Their thoughts jumped around and they were extremely good at going off-topic, which was tiring for both the mind and body.

"Of course it's important. If Ego isn't Star-Lord's biological father, then who is? He couldn't have just popped out of a rock, could he?"

"Amgrut!"

“No, Groot, you can’t be Star-Lord’s father.”

Drax shook his head, then suddenly pointed at Yondu: "It's you, you are Star-Lord's biological father, that scumbag who abandoned his wife and children after seducing her."

Yondu: "..."

Gamora: "..."

Groot: "Am Groot!"

Rocket shrugged: "Impossible, Yondu, impossible. He's Star-Lord's father."

"Why? Didn't he smile...?"

"No, no, no, they're different colors, didn't you notice?"

"So what? Many fathers and sons have different skin colors, but the mothers all say they are their own children."

"Amgrut!"

"Mother is lying!"

"..."

"enough!"

Gamora, unable to contain herself any longer, let out a furious roar. She glared fiercely at the three idiots. Without Star-Lord, the Guardians of the Galaxy's fighting power had increased, but their intelligence remained appalling.

“Listen up, you bastards! We’re discussing how to rescue Star-Lord, not who his damn father is!”

"Why? This is important to Star-Lord. We can't let him be without a father, otherwise he wouldn't exist at all."

"That's right!"

"Amgrut!"

"..."

What a bunch of idiots!

Yondu shook his head speechlessly, taking back his previous words. Gamora was already a fool, it was just not very obvious.

The reason is simple: she actually tried to reason with three idiots, maybe four before, which is an early symptom of being an idiot.

"Beep beep beep————"

Suddenly, the alarm on the spaceship went off, and the bewildered group rushed to the control panel.

Rocket tapped his fingers rapidly, swallowing hard: "It's over, we can't escape. Ten large spaceships suddenly jumped out of the space node, right behind us."

"Hahaha!!"

Just as the group was sweating profusely, Yondu burst into laughter: "Kids, reinforcements have arrived. I'll take you to see that lord. Then you'd better keep your mouths shut."

Gamora asked in confusion, "Who is that person?"

"Amgrut!"

"My new boss!" Yondu exclaimed proudly.

A beam of light shot down, and the small spaceship carrying the Guardians of the Galaxy slowly drifted backward and upward. Gamora felt something was amiss. Although Yondu kept insisting that they were reinforcements, once they entered enemy territory, they would be powerless to resist, and it would be too late to leave.

Three seconds later, the small spaceship turned around, and Gamora gave up resisting, because her life and death were no longer in her own hands.

In the depths of space, ten large warships were arranged in an arrowhead shape. Their dark, menacing armor was like a black hole, preventing any light from escaping.

The massive war machine, like facing a space fortress, makes one's breath catch in their throat.

"Wait, that symbol is... Hydra!?"

At the front of the warship was the dark red, gleaming Hydra emblem, with its skull and tentacles standing out prominently.

"What is Hydra?" Drax asked curiously.

"A very famous interstellar mercenary group, active on the battlefields of interstellar civilizations. They are well-equipped and extremely powerful in combat. I thought you should know about them."

Rocket glanced at Drax and explained, "They have a great reputation. We've had several orders canceled because the employers chose them."

"A competitor?"

"You can say that."

Drax said worriedly, "What if they kill us all because of a business conflict when we board the ship later?"

"Amgrut!"

"Probably not. The fact that we've survived until now without starving is because we picked up the missions that Hydra didn't want."

"Hey, haven't we been swindling and cheating to avoid starving?"

"..."