Genshin Impact short video: The death sentence at the start terrifies Fou.

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[Ying: Laugh now, or you'll all be so envious later!]

[Hu Tao: There's no need for that, I don't like eating chicken.]

Ying opened another one, and this time it wasn't Sweet Flower Chicken, but three Sweet Flowers.

[Kaiya: We knights are professionally trained, and we don't usually laugh in these situations unless we can't hold it in anymore, hahaha]

Bennett: Traveler, I feel we'd make a good team. Would you like to join Bennett's Adventures?

Paimon felt a little sorry for him. "How about I open one?"

"It's okay, Paimon. You don't understand. In other worlds, there's usually a guaranteed reward when you open a blind box."

Ying opened up to the ninth level: the Unsharp Sword, the Beginner's Spear, and the Training Greatsword.

She's ruined them all.

The tenth.

Ying rubbed her hands together. "A guaranteed minimum is fine, let's go!"

'Acquired secret technique, Wind Release: Rasenshuriken - Modified'

'By channeling wind elemental energy into the sword tip, a shuriken with cutting power can be condensed.'

'Extremely powerful, capable of instantly destroying enemies at the level of the Puppet Sword Demon.'

Everyone was silent.

[Ying: @Kaiya, why aren't you laughing anymore? Are you holding it in now?]

[Kaiya: The True Colors]

[Dartaria: Not bad, Traveler. Let's have a go sometime.]

[Hu Tao: Destroying that kind of enemy instantly? That's just too outrageous!]

Wendy: You can be the Anemo Archon, hehe.

[Barbara: Wendy, you're still saying things like that! Come and repent!]

The piano in the office once again filled travelers with confidence.

Although this person is a bit funny and her words are hard to understand, it is now certain that she can truly become an asset to the Knights.

'Rewards distributed, it's almost dinnertime.'

Let me show you a program about food.

Preparing to play the video: "Everyone Can Be a Food God"

Chapter 31 was a trap; it was an advertisement, but I don't know what kind of advertisement it was.

Everyone Can Be a God of Cookery

People in Teyvat, seeing this title, might think, "Huh? It's almost lunchtime and they're posting a food video? Was it intentional or accidental?"

Paimon: It's a food show, you travelers!

[Ying: You digested that fast way too! Didn't we just finish eating?]

[Xiangling: Everyone, if you want something to eat after watching, you can come to Wanmintang! I've already found some ingredients that can be used to make dishes from this other world.]

[Hu Tao: Xiang Ling, you've mastered all my advertising skills]

[Yae no Miko: Kage, come quick! This is a golden opportunity to advance to the God of Food! Don't miss it!]

[Lei Movie: Sure, why don't you come and try it?]

[Kujo Sara: General, may I go with the Chief Inspector? The two of us will provide a more objective evaluation.]

[Yae no Miko: Sara, don't drag me into this. I want to live a few more years. Oh dear, please stop the thunder!]

In the picture, Grandpa Zhong is wearing a classic white vest and sitting outside the courtyard enjoying the cool air.

Just then, Guoba, who was sucking on a Guanhong-themed lollipop, walked past him.

"Hey, handsome."

"Huh?" Guoba looked puzzled.

"I see you have extraordinary physique, a cooking prodigy one in a million. I'll sell you this culinary secret manual for ten dollars!"

Guoba stared at Grandpa Zhong like he was some kind of weirdo. What era is this? Does anyone still believe in this stuff? I certainly don't.

It turned and left.

"Wait, if you think the manual isn't suitable, there's also a quick version."

Grandpa Zhong calmly took out a packet of "Zhongli Brand MSG".

'Add Zhongli brand MSG, and everyone can be a culinary god.'

The camera zoomed out, revealing that Yae and Shinkai were watching a TV commercial in the store.

[Hu Tao: Guest, this outfit doesn't suit your usual style, but it's surprisingly fitting, haha. How come? Do you want to try it on?]

[Xiao: Disrespectful to the Immortal Master!]

Wendy: I ​​think it suits you too, how about we order one to try? Hehe.

[Zhongli: Master, as a guest elder of the Hall of Rebirth, I am the face of the Hall of Rebirth when I am out in public, and I cannot be impolite.]

on the screen.

Xin Hai questioned, "Is it really that powerful? Can everyone become a culinary god by using it?"

Yae no Miko poured tea and rinsed the bowls. "Oh dear, of course, the advertisements have to be as exaggerated as possible. Boss! One serving of 'pissing beef balls', please!"

"Let me tell you, there are a lot of false advertisements these days."

Just as Yae no Miko finished speaking, Kage's voice came from the kitchen, "Alright! One serving of pissing beef balls!"

Not only Yae no Kamiko and Shinkai, but even Grandpa Zhong on TV was shocked!

Huh? Ying is a chef?!

This shop is probably not going to be able to leave today.

Narrator: What exactly happened? The best part is yet to come after the break!

Zhongli brand mosquito coils are the choice of the Seven Stars of Liyue. They are highly effective and ignite instantly.

Paimon: (Stomping his foot) Why are there so many ads here!

[Laila: Is this... a MSG ad or a mosquito coil ad?]

[Yae no Miko: Oh dear, Miss strategist of Umijima Island, it seems we're not going to be leaving that shop today.]

[Coral Palace Heart Sea: Isn't the Palace Master going a bit too far? After all, even the General has opened a shop.]

This video is clearly a fan-made creation, because even the background isn't in Teyvat.

So everyone was less reserved and joked around in the chat room.

The commercial ends, and the scene shifts to the kitchen, where a figure wearing a chef's apron is sawing beef with a chainsaw.

(Back to the Night BGM) Yae Shinko mysteriously introduced, "Lei Movie, nicknamed the Double-Knife Food Goddess, is associated with a terrifying urban legend due to her extremely unique cooking methods. Anyone who sees her cooking will...!!!"

The background music reached an eerie climax as the shadow wielded two swords and slashed wildly, creating an extremely horrifying scene.

Yae no Miko: "Turn it off." (Referring to the background music playing on the TV)

Xin Hai: "I'm sorry, I just wanted to use suitable music to set the mood."

As soon as Xin Hai finished speaking, Ying slammed a bowl of indescribable food onto the table between the two of them, "Eat!"

Xin Hai was terrified. "Do we really have to eat this? Isn't it said that the general of Inazuma can't cook?"

Yae no Miko: "Trying it won't kill anyone."

[Yae no Miko: You'll die, don't eat it]

[Coral Palace Heart Sea: Should we make an appointment with a doctor or something?]

[Thunderous Movie: The General has already tried her best, Divine Child, why won't you eat?]

The television turned on at the right time.

Grandpa Zhong: "As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will? The task of punishing evil and maintaining peace in the canteen is entrusted to you, okay?"

Guoba's face was full of determination, "Yes!"

Xin Hai was about to taste the food; his trembling chopsticks and his expression of facing death were truly moving.

[Miko Yae: It doesn’t look like the one he acted]

[Lei Movie: Is it really that scary?]

She ate it!

She's chewing!

Those watching the video held their breath.

Especially Goro, whose palms were sweating and whose tail was wagging wildly in panic, cried out, "You absolutely cannot be harmed, Lord Sango-no-miya!"

However, the next moment, things took a turn for the worse!

Heart-shaped clothes bursting!

"It's so delicious! Aa ...

"Why is it so delicious?! Aa ...

Thor: "Because I added 'Zhongli Brand MSG,' everyone can be a culinary god."

Yae: "Zhongli Brand MSG is truly for home and travel, cooking, and even murder and arson."

Thor/Yae: "An essential medicine!"

The camera zooms out, showing Grandpa Zhong and Guoba on the sofa staring at the TV commercial, "What the heck???" (Elderly man on the subway using his phone.JPG)

Narrator: Zhongli brand TV, every show brings a surprise! Nobody knows what will be shown next!

The video ends.