Things like the Fire Cloud Rock God, the God of Wealth, and the God of Food.
It's different from the freedom of rice crust.
Shen He and Chong Yun don't seem to know each other well.
The atmosphere between the two was somewhat awkward.
Shen He tried to ease the tension, but still didn't dare to look at Chong Yun.
"Xiaoyun, Happy New Year."
Happy New Year, Auntie.
There was another moment of silence.
Shen He: Auntie? Is this true?
[Chongyun: Huh?]
[Wendy: Although the content of the fan-made video is outrageous, the relationships between the characters seem to be real.]
[Xingqiu: Has Chongyun reunited with his family?]
[Chongyun: Wait a minute... I need to check the family tree.]
After silence.
Shen He spoke again.
"Xiaoyun, have you finished your homework?"
"I'm not young anymore, Auntie. I don't have any homework to do."
"That's it."
The topic hit an awkward silence once again.
I watched TV for a while.
Shen He started a new topic.
"Xiaoyun, are you out of the single life yet?"
"I'm still young, I haven't thought about these things yet."
"All right..."
[True Lord Liuyun Borrowing the Wind: Shen He, this child, she hasn't learned a single thing about my conversational skills.]
Shen He: Master...
[Ying: I feel like she's copying you.]
How embarrassing, I've already started picking at the floorboards.
What is the current status of the Liyue Lantern Festival?
[Family members, who understands? Chongyun's situation is exactly what I'm going through every year.]
The people of Liyue empathize with this.
[I resonated deeply with it]
It seems that the young people of Liyue are suffering quite a bit.
Rice crust turntable.
Now it's Yun Jin's turn to perform.
Chongyun was engrossed in watching.
Shen He suddenly spoke again.
"Xiaoyun, you..."
His enthusiasm was interrupted, and Chongyun could no longer hold back.
"By the way, Auntie, how's work? How much do you earn?"
When will you get promoted?
"You're a girl, you shouldn't always be doing those kinds of fighting and killing jobs."
"Those who show their faces in public."
"Have you tried to transfer to a new department?"
“Look at Aunt Gan Yu. She’s very successful in her career, holds a high position in Liyue, and earns a high salary.”
"Still an office job."
"Do you have a boyfriend? You're not getting any younger. It's time to find one."
This series of questions left the naive Shen He completely bewildered.
fainted.
[Kaiya: A Question That Asks the Soul]
[Ying: It really is time to find someone, Ms. Shen He. Please consider me.]
Shen He: Human society... is truly complex.
[Chongyun: Auntie, this is fan fiction, these words weren't my intention...]
[Xingqiu: Is she really your aunt?!]
[Hu Tao: I think Miss Shen He eats immortal herbs and drinks dew, so she shouldn't have these worldly troubles, right?]
Gan Yu: Gan Yu... Auntie...
[Eight-layered Son of God: Sister Ganyu~]
Now, it's a regular chat room.
Another group of people couldn't hold back anymore.
What kind of video is this?!
Chapter 135 (Bonus): The God of Wealth Arrives Again
When Shen He woke up again, he had returned to Mount Okuzō.
I just finished telling my master how dangerous human society is.
He was then subjected to a barrage of soul-searching questions from True Lord Liuyun.
How's work? How much do you earn?
When will you get promoted?
"You're a girl, you shouldn't always be doing those kinds of fighting and killing jobs."
"Those who show their faces in public."
"Have you tried to transfer to a new department?"
"Look at Gan Yu, your sister Gan Yu. She's very successful, holds a high position in Liyue, and earns a high salary."
"Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? When are you going to bring one home?"
Shen He took out a "Zhongli God of Wealth sticker".
The sticker had turned into a powerful hair dryer.
He blew away all of Liuyun Zhenjun's annoying words.
'Zhongli God of Wealth stickers, there's bound to be one that can help you.'
Shen He: I don't understand...
[Ying: I understand, it's about finding a partner, please consider me...]
Paimon: You truly haven't forgotten your original aspirations!
[True Lord Liuyun Borrowing Wind: Shen He, if you dislike these mortal affairs, this immortal will not interfere with you, rest assured.]
Next up is a competition of New Year customs.
The first thing is to have a family reunion dinner.
Gan Yu lay face down on the table.
"I love going to work!"
Ke Qing said with a serious expression, "No overtime tonight. Remember to come home for the family reunion dinner!"
Second, buy New Year's flowers.
Kaiya returned to Dawn Winery with the Deception Flower.
Diluc: "Why did you bring this back?"
Kaiya chuckled, "Even if you're just fooling people, flowers are still flowers!"
The third is the lion dance.
Chongyun and Xingqiu practiced lion dancing on the stone pillar summoned by Zhongli.
Fourth, setting off firecrackers.
Among a pile of firecrackers, Cole picked the bouncy bomb.
Farusan cried out anxiously, "No! That's not it!"
Fifth, give out red envelopes.
Naxi Da reached out to Zhong Li for a red envelope.
"Do we give lucky money to a 500-year-old child?"
Keli excitedly opened the red envelope.
It really is five mora!
Lastly, it's time to offer New Year's greetings.
Gemini and Paimon arrived with gifts.
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