A retired reincarnator from a certain American film studio

Chapter 2 Wishing you a happy retirement!

Lu Ke, who was lying on the fat man's corpse, didn't dare to rest for long.

After feeling that his chest was no longer beating so violently, he sat up from the fat man's lap again and began rummaging through the fat man's pockets.

soon.

Luke found the fat man's wallet.

into the eye.

The cash in the wallet was standard white cash.

Luke glanced at them, then took out two twenty-dollar bills with the image of the seventh president, Andrew Jackson, and five one-dollar bills with the image of the first president, George Washington, from his wallet, casually stuffed them into his pocket, and looked at the cards in his wallet.

A Visa credit card.

I took it.

A membership card for a popular hot dog stand.

Useless.

A gym membership at a trendy gym.

fitness?

Lu Ke was slightly taken aback. He frowned as he looked at the chubby, white man riding beneath him, who weighed at least 200 pounds.

Are you sure you've used this gym membership?

Luke shook his head, tumbled off the fat man, snatched the hat from the fat man's head, put it on his own head, and then staggered toward the tent behind him.

ten minutes later.

Wearing a white chubby coat and a white chubby hat, Lu Ke glanced expressionlessly at the white chubby man in the tent that was starting to burn. Seeing the fire already burning, he turned around, walked straight through a gap in the collapsed wall of the junkyard, climbed over, lowered his head, put his hands in his pockets, and quickly left the junkyard area.

After leaving the junkyard, Luke went outside and saw a roadside stall that had started selling hot dogs. He quickened his pace and walked towards it.

"Fuck, I'm definitely going to complain to the city! Why didn't they put up a sign for that sludge pit?!"

With an angry expression and speaking in a thick London accent, Luke approached the hot dog stand amidst the surprised looks of passersby and the hot dog stand owner. While cursing the city government, he said to the stand owner, "Three simple hot dogs, please. Damn it, I shouldn't have gone out today."

Looking at Luke, who was covered in filth, and listening to Luke's words, the stall owner suddenly said "God bless you" and quickly made a hot dog for Luke.

soon.

After paying five dollars, Luke received a simple hot dog from the stall owner, consisting of three pieces of bread with a sausage inside.

"thanks!"

"You're welcome."

After politely thanking the stall owner, Lu Ke cursed at the city government again, then turned and left the stall amidst the surprised, sympathetic, and amused gazes of the bystanders. He then turned left and walked into a small alley.

He walked into a small alley, grabbed a hot dog from a plastic bag, and started eating it right away.

Lu Ke can now clearly feel the aftereffects of the adrenaline rushing up from this body after the adrenaline has disappeared.

If he doesn't replenish his energy in time, even if he survives by chance, the aftereffects will probably make him wish he were dead.

soon.

I ate three hot dogs.

Lu Ke felt his stomach and intestines finally stop spasming, and after getting through the biggest crisis, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Damn God.

They promised me I could retire and enjoy my later years.

So this is how you're going to make me retire?

Get out of here!

Luke took a deep breath, frantically calling upon the Lord God in his heart.

but……

No response.

A breeze blew.

Lu Ke felt the stench coming from the tip of his nose and couldn't help but gag. Looking at his clothes covered in sewage, he once again put the idea of ​​settling scores with the main god out of his mind. Following the memories of his predecessor, he came to a black hotel located diagonally opposite the Golden Dragon Seafood Restaurant in Chinatown. It was a place where people didn't ask about identity or background and only charged twenty US dollars for a night's stay.

ten minutes later.

Lu Ke went up to the second floor, took the key the boss had just given him, opened the room, went inside, and then closed the door behind him.

The room is not big.

A wooden bed that looks quite old, with sheets and duvet covers that appear blackened and even somewhat moldy.

Next to the wooden bed was a tiny, pitifully small bathroom.

Besides.

Nothing more.

However, Lu Ke wasn't there for tourism. After taking a quick look, he went into the cramped bathroom, took off his clothes, and turned on the shower.

The stench emanating from him was becoming unbearable for him.

Under the shower head.

Lu Ke mixed the meager, almost nonexistent amount of shampoo with water, squeezed it onto his head, and then vigorously rubbed his shoulder-length black hair.

The dirty water from her hair flowed onto the bathroom tiles and then down into the squat toilet at her feet.

"grass!"

"God, get out here!"

As Lu Ke watched this scene, his scalp tingled. He rubbed the body even harder, and once again thought of the culprit who had promised to retire but had shown no morality and directly put him into the body of Runwu—the Supreme God.

He was originally a well-rounded young man raised under the red flag, but one day, he saw that famous quote on his computer.

Do you want to understand the true meaning of life?

Then the Supreme God descended and took him into the precarious Supreme God Space.

The Supreme God told him that as long as he could complete 999 missions, he could choose a new world and begin his indefinite and enjoyable retirement life where he could have whatever he wanted.

Luke believed it.

Do not believe there is no way.

After all, he was the fish on the chopping block, and the supreme god was the blade.

With the mindset of either dying early to transcend or completing his task early to enjoy retirement, Lu Ke plunged into the ocean of reincarnation, helping the main god conquer one world after another.

at last……

He did it.

The God did not back down. After trying to persuade Lu Ke to stay ten times, Lu Ke remained determined to leave. The God then stripped Lu Ke of all the items and rewards he had obtained in the God's Space, sealed his gene lock which had reached the tenth level, making him practically the number one person below the God. The God then made Lu Ke stand under the large ball of light and sent him to the new world to begin his retirement.

The results of it?

He was somehow reborn as a virtual pet, a creature known online as Runren.

What happened to the promised happy retirement life?

What happened to the promised carefree and free new world where you could do whatever you wanted and have whatever you desired?

Hey!

Lu Ke grew angrier the more he thought about it. While rubbing the mud off his body, he mentally unleashed a furious tirade against the Supreme God: "Don't you dare play dead! I know you're here, come out now!"

at this time.

A ding sounded in my mind.

next second.

Lu Ke felt a sudden brightness before his eyes, and then a light screen that only he could see instantly appeared in front of him.

"Ding! 』

"Hey there, honey!"

Wishing you a happy retirement.

"..."

Chapter 3 The LAPD Catches Up at Our Door

In the small bathroom.

Lu Ke, who was still rubbing his crotch, looked at the information displayed on the screen in front of him and was completely dumbfounded.

When Lu Ke's eyes fell on the line "Wishing you a happy retirement life," he completely lost his composure.

What the hell are you...

You call this time travel into the body of a three-no product (no brand, no manufacturer, no quality certification) "retirement life"?

Lord God!

You really don't treat anyone like a human being.

Luke: "God, get out here!"

The Supreme God: "My dear, do you wish to return and experience the meaning of life once again?"

Lu Ke: "I'll give you a piece of my mind! I'm asking you, what's the meaning of you investing me in this Runren? I want to retire, retire!"

The Supreme God: "Dear, I've done everything you asked."

Lu Ke: "..."

"The Supreme God said, 'You want to retire in a world I can't control. I can't control that world, otherwise I wouldn't have sent your consciousness into it.'"

"God: 'You want to be sent to a world where you can do whatever you want? This is it! After all, it's the free and happy America, every day is joyful. Isn't that enough freedom for you? Besides, to ensure you have this freedom, I haven't even erased any of the wonderful memories we've shared. And now you're saying this to me? I'm so heartbroken! (crying loudly!)'"

Lu Ke looked at the information displayed on the light screen in front of him.