Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

"Don't worry, it's just a verification." Amamiya Natsuki interlaced her fingers and smiled. "Aoi, close the door."

boom.

The consultation room door closed, and the headless JK walked in, holding a kitchen knife.

The girl with glasses clearly sensed something was wrong and turned to leave, saying, "I'm not going to the doctor."

"stop."

The headless JK raised the machete in her hand, blocking the bespectacled girl's path, and said in a low voice, "Let the doctor finish what he has to say."

"I don't want to work lately, I just want to lie down, but I still have to meet my performance targets." Natsuki Amamiya looked at the girl with glasses. "So, could you give me a perfect score and then go see another doctor?"

Faced with a room full of fierce-looking people, the girl with glasses was clearly nervous and showed no intention of resisting: "Excuse me... where do I leave a good review?"

Amamiya Natsuki clicked her tongue: "You've asked me the right question."

So far, the task panel has received two positive reviews: one from the headless JK and the other from the hatchet boy. Clearly, these are subjective evaluations from patients, and forcing positive reviews has no effect.

After a quick verification confirmed that fake positive reviews were indeed impossible, Natsuki Amamiya waved her hand helplessly and said:

"Senior, you and Komi can start now."

To protect the safety of her senior and Komi, Amamiya Natsuki had the headless high school girl and the boy with the machete follow behind them.

As the consultation room emptied, Natsuki Amamiya's gaze returned to the girl with glasses, and she said:

"Patient, please tell me about your condition. Rest assured, as a doctor, I will strictly keep your secret."

"Hey hey hey..."

The girl with glasses took off her broken glasses, revealing a pair of pink eyes that looked like two hearts. "Doctor, I can't hold back any longer."

Amamiya Natsuki said without changing her expression:

"Please speak slowly."

“I’ve always been a top student, consistently ranking first in my grade. Until that day, on my way home from school, I found a shopping bag on the roadside. I don’t know why, but I inexplicably took it home…” The girl with the braided hair paused slightly at this point, “The doctor will keep this a secret, right?”

“Of course.” Natsuki Amamiya adjusted her glasses. “Please trust my professional ethics as a doctor… What’s in the bag?”

"There are some things in there that only adults can see, like [beep] and [beep]."

Hey, what are you even talking about?

Why are there prohibited words appearing?!

The pink light in the braided girl's eyes intensified, her smile dangerous: "I hid in my room alone, secretly looked at everything, and then manually generated electricity. That's when I realized there are such joyful things in the world, especially when I'm nervous, I just can't contain myself..."

What does "manual power generation" mean?

I don’t understand it at all!

"Doctor..." The girl with the braided hair raised her right hand, her fingers seemingly covered in a beeping sound, and a sickly smile appeared on her face. "You'll grant my request, won't you?"

Chapter 417 Super God Evolution, Komi-kun

"Doctor, you'll satisfy me, right?"

The girl with braided hair had a sickly smile on her face, and her breathing became more and more rapid. She had already gotten up and was walking towards Amamiya Natsuki's side.

Screw you!

My senior and Komi might come back anytime soon, I really don't want to become a Wraith Knight!

“This patient, please have some self-respect.” Amamiya Natsuki extended her right hand, decisively refusing, “You have an illness, and it needs treatment.”

Based on the current situation, this girl with braided hair does indeed have an illness.

Being completely unable to stop doing that kind of thing, to the point of doing it day and night, regardless of the occasion, is clearly a typical case of [beep] syndrome.

"I know, so please, doctor, now please satisfy... no, treat me properly."

"I'll give the doctor a perfect score as long as they can cure me."

I am sorry.

We are unable to cure it.

This is not a condition that can be cured by words alone; it requires physical action.

Although Natsuki Amamiya was very confident in her physical abilities, sacrificing her innocence for a good review was not worth it at all.

Snapped.

Seeing the girl with braided hair reach down without any shyness or hesitation, but instead with a sickly yet excited expression, Amamiya Natsuki decisively grabbed her wrist.

"doctor?"

The girl with braided hair tilted her head in confusion, her eyes gradually turning dangerous. "Don't you middle-aged men like high school girls the most?"

"why?"

Why are you unwilling to satisfy me?

"Is it because I'm not cute enough?"

"..."

Amamiya Natsuki showed no fear or panic, looking directly into the eyes of the sickly girl, and said in a low voice:

Do you know what the biggest worry is for middle-aged men?

Hmm... hair loss?

"wrong answer."

Amamiya Natsuki pushed up her glasses. "I'll tell you a joke, and you'll understand after you hear it."

The girl with braided hair pulled down the shoulder strap of her clothes, revealing a glimpse of her fair and delicate shoulder, and used seductive tactics: "You can tell me jokes while the doctor is treating me, okay?"

"Don't worry, I can hide under the table and no one will see me."

The girl with braided pigtails leaned closer and gently blew into Amamiya Natsuki's ear, but her breath was cold and devoid of warmth.

"Does the doctor want me to call him 'master' or 'dad'?"

Amamiya Natsuki: "..."

It has to be said, this evil spirit is incredibly skilled; it's practically an enhanced version of Hayasaka, the junior student.

Moreover, while junior Hayasaka was only talking, this braided-hair girl was really going to put it into practice.

"So, let me finish the joke first." Natsuki Amamiya sighed softly, "A middle-aged couple, the wife suddenly really wanted it, and then..."

"Did they go in?"

"I'm sorry, I'm already out."

"..."

The girl with the braided pigtails lowered her gaze and couldn't help but ask, "Doctor, could it be that you..."

"That's me."

"Ha, useless fellow."

The smile on the girl with the braided hair vanished. She quickly put on her clothes, gave a negative review with a look of disgust, and turned to leave the consultation room without looking back.

You were just calling for your dad and owner, but when you realized it didn't work, you turned around and left. Where's your manners, you model student?

Amamiya Natsuki leaned back and breathed a sigh of relief.

so close.

Aside from the slightly outdated braided hairstyle, she was actually surprisingly cute, and I almost couldn't resist her charm.

Fortunately, I didn't plant a mushroom on my head. If I had just planted a Slaanesh mushroom, there was a very high chance that we would have become lovers and turned into a Death Knight.

Speaking of which, what was that girl with the braided hair called again...? I think it was Ayaka?

After a while.

The senior student returned first.

"Junior, I'm sorry," Zi'an Yan said softly, biting her pink lips. "I couldn't find anyone."

"Everyone is looking for Senior, not the other way around," Amamiya Natsuki corrected. "Also, Senior has successfully cleared out a no-man's land, so there's no need to waste any more time."

"As expected of Kobayashi-kun's mentor, junior is very good at comforting people."

Senior Yanzi wasn't one to wallow in self-pity, so she was only slightly disappointed at returning empty-handed. But after hearing Amamiya Natsuki's words of comfort, a smile quickly appeared on her face.

Amamiya Natsuki reached out to stop her: "Senpai, don't laugh."

"Eh?"

"His smile is a little scary."

It can be quite frightening if a sickly girl in a hospital gown, with pale skin and dark circles under her eyes, suddenly smiles at you.

"Humph."

Zian Yan gave a soft snort, then turned over with a huff, before dropping her disguise.

The sickly girl instantly transformed into an adorable senior with radiant skin and bright eyes.

Amamiya Natsuki said:

"Now you can smile, senior."

"I'm sorry," Zi'an Yan said sternly, "I can't smile anymore."

"Is the senior angry?"

"Humph."

"If you don't laugh now, it will be too late later."

"……snort!"

Zian Yan raised her voice and let out a soft hum.

Amamiya Natsuki sighed, "Senpai, you'll regret this."

"I won't." Zi'an Yan turned pale, completely unafraid.