Kaguya-sama: Love Is War wants me to turn myself in.

Natsuki Amamiya continued to impart her life experience, "If one dogeza (a deep bowing gesture) doesn't work, then do it twice; if two doesn't work, then do it three times, until they are willing to talk to you."

"Me..." Natsuki Amamiya sighed, hugging her senior and Komi tightly, "I used this method to get everyone's forgiveness back then."

(I haven't forgiven you yet!)

(How could I possibly forgive you so easily if you wanted to be a harem scumbag and date multiple women at the same time!)

Upon hearing this, Koyasu Yan puffed out her pink cheeks slightly and couldn't help but roll her eyes at Amamiya Natsuki.

But to be honest... I'm not really that angry.

If we are just ordinary people, then being devoted to one another is a basic requirement, and any act of infidelity is unforgivable.

However, they were unlucky players chosen by the survival game.

Before each dungeon run, everyone in the mutual aid group would silently pray, because no one could guarantee that they would survive and clear the dungeon.

In several instances, we truly shared life and death. Faced with a bond that transcends life and death, it's not so unforgivable that my junior wanted to build a harem.

Of course, they wouldn't agree easily either.

"Doctor, what should we do next?"

With his senior and Komi as witnesses, and with Amamiya Natsuki's life experience being quite insightful, the hatchet-wielding boy couldn't wait to know what to do next.

"And next..." Amamiya Natsuki continued, still embracing one woman on each side, "There's no such thing as a free lunch. Kobayashi-kun, you've got enough money on you, haven't you?"

The boy with the woodcutter's knife immediately tensed up: "I have no money on me."

“Well, there’s nothing we can do about that then.” Natsuki Amamiya sighed regretfully. “When Tang Sanzang went to the Western Paradise to obtain the scriptures from the Buddha, he had to pay for them.”

"Doctor, please teach me!"

The boy with the machete was starting to panic. Without a mentor, how could he possibly win back his three girlfriends, or even get them to date each other? It was simply impossible.

"I have some personal matters to attend to, but I can't leave right now," Natsuki Amamiya said, feigning hesitation. "If you'd like to help..."

"Please let me help you!"

“Since you’re so sincere, I’ll give you a chance.” Amamiya Natsuki nodded slightly. “Go out now and stand guard at the door. Don’t let anyone in unless I call them in.”

"Yes, doctor."

The boy with the woodcutter bowed respectfully, then turned and walked out of the consultation room.

Click.

The door is closed.

Koyasu Tsubame quickly stood up and turned away from Amamiya Natsuki:

"Are you really my junior, sir?"

Even with Komi's endorsement, his disheveled doctor-like face still made people feel a little uncomfortable.

“I’m sorry, you’ve mistaken me for someone else,” Natsuki Amamiya said seriously. “I am a quack doctor suffering from a terminal illness.”

Senior Yanzi put her right hand on her hip and couldn't help but scold, "Let go of Shoko first."

Amamiya Natsuki removed her disguise, revealing her true appearance, and said speechlessly:

"It is because Gu Jian himself cannot get up."

"..."

Slaanesh mushrooms only trigger instinctive impulses; they do not cause amnesia.

Therefore, Komi knows very well what she just did.

(She actually kissed a boy on the cheek... How embarrassing, how embarrassing, how embarrassing, how embarrassing!)

(And this happened in front of Senior Koyasu Tsubame; I'm too ashamed to face anyone now!)

The cold, gloomy cleaning worker disguise didn't reveal anything at first, but once the disguise was removed, it was discovered that Komi's face was so red it was practically bleeding, steam was billowing from the top of her head, and she was covering her face with her hands, almost hiding under the table.

Seeing this, Koyasu sighed softly and couldn't help but glare at Amamiya Natsuki.

No wonder you were so skilled just now; it's clearly based on your own experience as a fellow harem scumbag!

Natsuki Amamiya had mastered the art of shamelessness, ignoring Tsubame Koyasu's reproachful gaze, and asked:

"Senior, what are your tasks?"

The main topics of our written conversation just now were the boy with the woodcutter's knife and the plans we agreed on; I didn't have time to ask about anything else.

“My identity is that of a patient…” Zi An Yan raised her right hand, tucked a stray strand of hair behind her ear, pursed her pink lips, and seemed somewhat reluctant to speak. “There is only one task: to get the attending physician to issue a certificate of no illness.”

Amamiya Natsuki's gaze became subtle: "Is senpai in the psychiatric ward?"

"You guessed right." Zi'an Yan sighed helplessly, "It's the psychiatry department."

Even in reality, it is incredibly difficult for a mentally ill person to prove that they are not mentally ill, let alone in a bizarre and unpredictable script.

Zian Yan arrived in a hospital room. After seeing the character's mission, she was completely distraught. In the bizarre hospital, proving that she was not mentally ill was clearly an unsolvable problem.

Because he is a mental patient, his movements are restricted; he is watched by a dedicated nurse and is not allowed to leave the ward.

Just when she was at her wit's end, Koyasu Tsubaki saw Komi passing by the door.

Of course, Komi-kun still looked like a gloomy janitor before, but the mushroom on his head was particularly eye-catching and super easy to recognize.

Koyasu quickly made a sound to attract Komi's attention, and then confirmed each other's identities by exchanging secret codes.

When she was leaving, she was stopped by the nurse guarding the ward. Fortunately, the headless JK Xiao Kui was there. With just a wave of her machete, she made the vengeful nurse shut her mouth.

That's the situation.

Zian Yan let out a soft breath, looking at the boy's face under the lamplight, and her heart quietly calmed down.

For some reason, it seems that as long as Natsuki Amamiya is by my side, tasks that seem hopeless suddenly become easier.

“Senior’s task shouldn’t be too difficult.” Amamiya Natsuki pondered for two seconds, then quickly grasped the key point: “Proving that you are not sick is difficult, but getting others to say that you are not sick is very simple.”

"Huh? What do we do?"

Natsuki Amamiya casually remarked:

"For example, arrest your attending physician, lock him up and beat him until he issues a discharge certificate stating that he is not sick."

Zian Yan couldn't help but complain:

"That's an evil doctor, using violence is dangerous."

Amamiya Natsuki said:

"Then let's not use violence, let's try bribing him."

"How terrifying." Senior Yanzi crossed her arms. "It's either violence or bribery. If you become a politician in the future, you'll definitely rise through the ranks."

"Senior, you underestimate the filth of politicians."

"..."

After speaking for a while, Natsuki Amamiya quickly said:

"Let's put the senior's task aside for now. There's still plenty of time, so there's no rush. Our main goal now is to find Chika and the others."

"Yes, got it."

Zi'an Yan nodded gently, having already come up with a solution. "Shall we still grow mushrooms and then have everyone come to us?"

“This is the simplest and most effective way.” Amamiya Natsuki nodded, looked at Komi, who was standing next to her in a daze, and said, “Shoko, come and plant mushrooms.”

"..."

Komi's delicate body trembled slightly, her eyes were timid, and she refused to move closer.

"Don't worry, it's unlikely to be that coincidental that it's the same kind of mushroom both times." Natsuki Amamiya waved and said, "We don't know where Zhu Zhu and the others are yet, and you don't want them to get hurt, do you?"

"..."

Upon hearing this, Komi finally made up her mind. She took a deep breath, walked up to Amamiya Natsuki with a face full of shame, turned her head away, and dared not meet her eyes at all.

Amamiya Natsuki casually planted a mushroom, reached out and touched Komi's head, then said:

"It's an Arrogance Mushroom, you can rest assured."

"call……"

Upon hearing that it was an Arrogant Mushroom, Komi breathed a sigh of relief.

Arrogance is fine, but whatever you do, never kiss a boy again!

"Junior, plant a mushroom for me too."

Zian Yan walked over with a graceful and confident demeanor, completely unafraid of planting mushrooms.

Amamiya Natsuki nodded and planted another mushroom for her senior.

“I’ll see for myself…” Zian Yan reached out and touched the mushroom on her head. “Hmm, it’s a Gluttonous Mushroom. It seems that, just as I guessed, the properties of mushrooms are not fixed.”

"Senior, you and Komi should split up," Natsuki Amamiya said. "Expand the search area so that everyone can find you."

"I understand." Zi'an Yan nodded gently. "And you, junior?"

“I’ll conduct an experiment first…” Natsuki Amamiya turned to look at the door. “Kobayashi-kun, come in.”

Let go and push aside, the boy with the wood-chopping knife on his head walked in and said respectfully:

"Doctor, please let me do whatever you need to do."

"No rush," Natsuki Amamiya waved her hand. "Are there any other patients outside?"

The boy with the woodcutter nodded, blood dripping down his cheek: "There's one."

"Let him in."

"Yes, doctor."

"..."

After a while.

The third patient walked in.

This was a girl wearing glasses and with braided hair. Her glasses were broken and covered in blood. She hesitated noticeably when she saw the people in the consultation room.

"Doctor...why are there so many people?" the blood-stained bespectacled woman asked softly. "I don't want anyone else to know about my condition."