I was acting crazy in North America, and all the crazy people there took it seriously.

Chapter 127 America is full of vitality, and everything is thriving

Chapter 127 America is full of vitality, and everything is thriving (Bonus chapter for 1400 monthly votes)

While old Europe was brewing the "collapse of America" ​​theory, the subject of their discussion was "sustainably collapsing"!
"Big Bird," the guy who single-handedly redefined "surrender," has become the hottest media darling in the United States.

The latest gossip is that several wealthy women on New York's Upper East Side have taken a liking to this "Big Bird."

Key point: Several wealthy widows!
At first, everyone thought it was some fake news fabricated by tabloids—now all sorts of rumors about "Big Bird Brother" are flying around—but authoritative media quickly confirmed that it was true!

The wealthy woman even said that as long as "Big Bird Brother" became her "guest," she would immediately buy him a house in Manhattan.

This is still the case for wealthy women who hope to maintain a long-term relationship. It is said that the number of wealthy New York women who only want to have a secret one-night stand with "Big Bird" is more than double digits. Well, not double digits starting with one.

However, "Big Bird" surprisingly rejected all these sensual invitations.

He told The Sun, "I was deeply moved by the spirit and belief of the 'Nail Team'! I belong here, I should be here!"

He said that he is also a young man and was previously deceived by New York's "traditional social organizations". Now he has realized that he wants to abandon the darkness and join the "nail team" to resist the "demolition team"!
The truth is—this media darling is now too afraid to leave the "demolition zone" for fear of being purged by the old mafia.

His surrender saved his own life and that of his comrades, and made him famous overnight, but it also severely disgraced the "demolition team."

From the perspective of the "demolition team," he might as well have been killed heroically rather than become propaganda material for the enemy.

What? You're saying he's famous and the old mafia won't dare to make a move?
Well, anyway, "Big Bird Brother" himself wouldn't dare to gamble.

But his rejection did not deter the wealthy women; instead, they became even more infatuated with him.

One wealthy woman hung a huge banner on a building across Wall Street from the "demolition zone" that read: "My hero, my big bird!"

"Such a manly man, I'm willing to wait for your return!"

—The psychological trauma of Wall Street's financial elites continues!
Every man in America was filled with envy, jealousy, and hatred.

Well, it's definitely not out of envy, jealousy, or hatred about that "big" thing. Whose is smaller?

Everyone's just envious and jealous of not having the chance to be kept by a rich woman; it's so hateful!
The unexpected rise to fame of "Big Bird Brother" has brought the entertainment value of New York's "demolition war" to its maximum!
The media followed suit, frantically digging for entertainment value, with headlines like "Government-supported heavy demolition tools are all show and no substance" and "Remember to prepare a white flag next time demolition starts"...

Suddenly, gang warfare seemed like a really cool thing!

The younger generation is the most affected.

Originally, the young people were mentally prepared for the "nail team" to be bulldozed by the "demolition team"—just as they understood that although they were dissatisfied and rebellious, the power and resources of society were still in the hands of the old guys.

But the "nail team" actually held on!

Not only were they not bulldozed, but they also beat the "demolition team" so badly that they were completely routed, and even the prisoners were "reformed"!

In their view, the white underwear that "Big Bird Brother" held up was a symbol of the old guys being abandoned by the times!

The slogan "Go to New York, join the gang and fight" spread like wildfire among young people across the United States.

A farm boy from Kansas, a young cowboy from Texas, a college student from San Francisco... all headed towards that dreamland filled with the smoke of battle.

Everyone knows now that "Big Bird" was just an ordinary young man who was wounded in the European war. After the war, he didn't have a good future, so he joined a gang to make some extra money, and then he became famous! Now everyone envies "Big Bird"—he's a man with rich women lining up to wait for him!

And all of this is because of gang warfare!

The American "Beat Generation" is pioneering a new trend. They crave a wilder lifestyle and more intense sensory stimulation than their predecessors!

In New York, the "worship of the mob cult" has gone completely mad!
The "demolition zone" became their pilgrimage site, and the blood-soaked bricks became sacred objects.

—If the “nail team” hadn’t sent people to stop them, they could have moved all the bricks!

On the streets of New York, you can see trendy people everywhere with red bricks slung around their waists and deliberately showing off their buttocks!

Oh, and they even designed a "big bird outfit" that lets you show off your bird if you want!

These young people wrote a heroic epic for the "Nail Team," praising the new forces of the Mafia as "new angels," and saying that anyone who disagrees with them will be exposed, and if they still disagree, they'll be hit with a brick...

The European media representatives gathered in New York were stunned by the chaotic scene.

In the words of a journalist who sent a message back to Europe, "A surreal drama is unfolding here every day. Their younger generation treats war as entertainment and violence as fashion... This country is absolutely collapsing!"

European media professionals learned the term "Beat Generation" from traditional American media professionals.

When this idea reached back to old Europe, it further convinced Europeans of the "collapse of America" ​​theory.

Listen to this, even Americans themselves are saying they're on the verge of collapse!

Aren't young people the future of the country? If young people are going to "collapse," it's hard for this country not to collapse!

And the "American collapse theory" naturally spread back to America!
Others may not know, but Logan was moved to tears upon hearing this.

We're back! The familiar feeling is back!
That's it!

He couldn't help but respond in an article in The Sun: "Old Europe says that America is collapsing, but I clearly see America thriving and full of life!"

"Our older generation believes that traditional values ​​and lifestyles should not be destroyed, so they dare to take up arms to teach the younger generation a lesson and fight to the death to defend their traditional way of life!"

"Our younger generation believes that liberal values ​​and modern lifestyles should become the mainstream, so they dare to take up arms against Deng and fight to the death to defend their free lives!"

"Yes, we Americans may be crazy, but it is precisely in this madness that we see the most vibrant life force!"

"Yes, we young Americans are crazy, decadent, say strange things, and would rather die free... but we are still the most promising young people on this planet!"

"Old Europe is rotten and can only find its sense of existence by criticizing us. But America—forever young, forever full of passion!"

"America, always winning big!"

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(End of this chapter)

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