Martial Arts Crossover: My Wife is the Top Scholar

Along the way, Brother Dog has learned a lot of martial arts skills.

First, on Ding Busan's ship, Ding Dingdang tried every means to stop Ding Busan from killing him. The two sides agreed that within ten days, Brother Gou would defeat Bai Wanjian.

While teaching Dog Brother how to use grappling techniques, Ding Ding Dang Dang was also looking for someone to act out the play. However, because Dog Brother was too honest, he told Ding Busan on his own initiative, and the play ultimately didn't go on.

Secondly, on Shi Xiaocui's boat, in order to protect Shi Xiaocui and Axiu, Brother Gou fought fiercely against Ding Busi, learning as he fought, and learned some moves on the spot.

Finally, there's Shi Xiaocui's self-created Golden Crow Saber Technique.

Shi Xiaocui was not a grandmaster who founded a school or possessed outstanding martial arts skills. Even if she were given two hundred years, she could not create a unique set of martial arts techniques out of thin air.

The so-called "Golden Crow Saber Technique" is essentially a reversal of the moves of the Snow Mountain Sword Technique. Originally, it was a left-hand slash, but I changed it to a right-hand slash, similar to a mirror image flip.

Shi Xiaocui claimed that the Golden Crow Saber Technique was the nemesis of the Snow Mountain Sword Technique, and that every move of it could counter the Snow Mountain Sword Technique.

At the same time, the Snow Mountain Sword Technique is also the nemesis of the Golden Crow Saber Technique; the saber and sword techniques counter each other.

If a duel were to be set up and Shi Xiaocui were to fight Bai Zizai with the Golden Crow Saber Technique, she would have no chance of winning.

But Dog Bro is different!

Dog Brother possesses profound internal strength.

The Fiery Flame Technique, a fusion of Yin and Yang, and the Arhat Subduing Demon Divine Skill, the supreme Qi cultivation method of Buddhism, are so profound in power and so pure in true Qi that people exclaim this thing is a monster!

Ding Busi had experienced this firsthand.

A palm struck Dog Brother's back. Dog Brother didn't have any defensive skills, didn't activate his protective qi, and didn't shift or deflect the force. It was entirely his true qi that spontaneously resisted.

"Snapped!"

Ding Busi was sent flying more than ten steps by the impact, and the scoundrel Ding Busi shouted, "Don't call me Fourth Grandfather! You're my Fourth Grandfather, you son of a bitch! This kid is a monster!"

With Dog Brother's profound skill, he could unleash tremendous power with just a few rudimentary martial arts techniques. Rather than teaching him the Golden Crow Saber Technique, it would be better to teach him the Taizu Long Fist.

Basic martial arts techniques like Taizu Changquan, Luohanquan, and Weituo Zhang best suit Brother Gou's temperament.

The two chatted about interesting things, oblivious to everyone else around them.

Soon, the wild boar was cut into pieces. Dog Brother cut a few vines and tied the pork together. Li Zhaoting whistled, signaling Tanghulu to return to Snow Valley to report the news.

Axiu was terrified of Li Zhaoting's reputation and dared not speak. Shi Xiaocui observed silently, but could not sense any menacing aura from Li Zhaoting.

Is he really the Tai Sui of the Jiazi year?

Maybe it's just a coincidence of names... what a load of rubbish!

Which江湖人 (jianghu person, a person in the martial arts world) would dare to share the same name as Li Zhaoting?

Aren't you afraid of being cursed to death?

Li Zhaoting was idly amusing himself, Gou Ge was overjoyed at the reunion with an old friend, A Xiu was terrified, and Shi Xiaocui was filled with unease, feeling that something bad was about to happen.

With completely different thoughts, the four of them slowly made their way to Hulu Pass Snow Valley. After receiving a message from Tanghulu, Li Shengnan and Cheng Huaixiu got up and washed up. When the four of them arrived at Hulu Pass Snow Valley, hot soup had already been cooked inside.

Li Zhaoting laughed and said, "Good brother, let me introduce you. These are all your sisters-in-law. This sister-in-law's surname is Cheng, this sister-in-law's surname is Li, and these four mischievous girls who look exactly alike are named Mei, Lan, Zhu, and Ju."

Dog Brother exclaimed in surprise, "So many sisters-in-law?"

Mei Jian joked, "This is nothing! My husband is a charming and romantic man with lovers all over the world."

Ah Xiu: Big Zongzi brother, I'm scared!
Shi Xiaocui: The rumors in the martial arts world are true. Li Zhaoting is indeed no decent person. If Li Zhaoting wants to suddenly attack someone, he can only rely on Shi Yidao!
Having served as the mistress of a sect leader for decades, Shi Xiaocui concealed her emotions without batting an eye and guessed that the two ladies were Cheng Huaixiu and Li Shengnan, one the leader of the Sichuan Salt Gang and the other the Holy Maiden of the Western Regions Demonic Sect.

Shi Xiaocui pondered to herself, "The Salt Gang leader, Cheng Huaixiu, is a successor of Cihang Jingzhai. He shouldn't be a butcher who indiscriminately kills innocent people. He'll definitely be easier to talk to than the Holy Maiden of the Demonic Sect."

Thinking of this, he quickly stepped forward to talk to her.

Mei, Lan, Zhu, and Ju originally wanted to take over the wild boar meat to make shredded pork noodles and roasted ribs, but Dog Brother laughed and said, "Four sisters, let me do it! I'm really good at roasting meat!"

Mei Jian smiled and said, "Young hero, you and my master are good friends. How could we servants dare to let you do anything? What kind of food do you like? We can make anything. Just wait for your meal."

Dog Brother shook his head: "It's alright. When I'm at home, I always do the cooking. You can leave this to me. I'll show you all what I can do."

Li Zhaoting felt somewhat ashamed upon hearing this.

I, a model youth of the 21st century, an expert in Lao Gan Ma rice, and a master of instant noodles, have become a lazy bum after more than 20 years of time travel.

It's not that I don't know how to do it, it's just that I'm extremely lazy.

A lazy tendon appeared in its body, and Mei Zhu and Jiang Yuyan took turns watering it to help it take root and sprout.

Today, I've become completely clueless about life.

What does this prove?
This proves that Li Zhaoting knows how to reflect on his mistakes, uses his own shortcomings to guide his disciples, and leaves them in the wilderness of Beiman Mountain to survive, precisely because he does not want them to fall into depravity!
It really was to train the disciples!
The Five Rats should understand their master's good intentions!

Dog Brother's cooking skills are unparalleled. He received various training from Aunt Mei Fang since childhood and cooked for Xie Yanke for several years. Ding Busan, a scoundrel who has tasted all kinds of food, could never eat fish cooked by anyone else after eating Dog Brother's stewed fish.

Dog Brother deftly cut the large chunks of wild boar meat into segments, chunks, slices, shreds, and fillings.

The meat chunks are made into charcoal-grilled large bone meat, which is Luffy's favorite large bone meat. The flavor is the most intense. Take a bite with the bone and your mouth will be full of meaty aroma.

Stewing meat chunks and adding freshly picked mushrooms made from plum blossoms, orchids, bamboo, and chrysanthemums creates a delicious, fragrant, and sweet flavor.

Some of the meat slices were grilled, and some were cooked in hot pot. Brother Gou tasted all the seasonings and quickly mixed dipping sauces and sauces that suited everyone's tastes. This skill amazed everyone and was truly breathtaking.

Shredded meat and vegetables are stir-fried together.

Finally, the meat filling was used to make dumplings, wontons, and some ghee pies. The remaining two or three pounds of meat filling were used to make a pot of meatball soup.

In the snow-covered valley, thanks to Brother Gou's masterful culinary skills, it was even more bustling than Fanlou.

Brother Gou laughed and said, "Brother Li! You have the most complete set of seasonings. My master said that when traveling the world, you only need to bring some salt, and at most some five-spice powder. Brother Li is probably the only one in the world who carries pots, pans, rice, flour and oil. Come, try my cooking."

Bamboo Sword praised, "Young Master Shi, you should go to the Food God's Abode to become an apprentice; perhaps you can become a culinary master!"

Dog asked, "What is a God of Cookery?"

Lan Jian said, "You're the best at cooking!"

Dog Brother nodded: "That's not bad either! Cooking is much more interesting than wandering the martial world. The martial world is so boring, all we do is fight and kill. After being out here for so long, only Brother Li and Ah Xiu don't like killing. You guys are good people."

Upon hearing this, everyone burst into laughter.

Ah Xiu is as pure and kind as a snow lotus, and she detests the killings and feuds of the martial arts world. Li Zhaoting also detests killing...

This was probably the first person to evaluate Li Zhaoting in this way since he entered the underworld. Li Zhaoting felt a sense of kinship with him and instantly understood why Brother Gou was so excited when he heard the nickname "Dog Bastard".

In the realm of normal understanding, "dog bastard" is an insult. From Dog Brother's perspective, "dog bastard" is his name, a nickname his mother gave him.

If someone calls him a "bastard," Dog Brother won't get angry; instead, he'll be overjoyed.

All the funny things that Dog Bro does are like this.

It wasn't that Dog Brother deliberately stirred up trouble, but rather that the two sides had completely different perspectives on the issue. Dog Brother used the most sincere and genuine perspective, like a Buddha.

There is no self, no person, no sentient being, no life span, no male or female distinction.

If the Yi Jin Jing were given to Brother Gou, he might be able to break through to the highest realm in a daze and comprehend the Wujian Yi Jin Jing. The obscure and difficult-to-understand parts of the Yi Jin Jing are just entry requirements that make it difficult for practitioners, but they don't exist for Brother Gou at all, and he can't see any bottlenecks.

Of course, Brother Dog doesn't need the Yi Jin Jing (Muscle/Tendon Changing Classic).

The Arhat Subduing Demon Divine Skill is the highest secret scripture of Buddhism.

Even if he doesn't have any unique martial arts skills, so what? Brother Gou doesn't want to practice martial arts. What's more interesting than Ah Huang? He's not a member of the martial arts world and has never been involved in it.

Only someone like that can perceive Li Zhaoting's true nature from the perspective of a newborn infant.

Li Zhaoting disliked killing.

Li Zhaoting chose to stop the killing with killing!

"Brother Shi, what are your plans?"

"My master and I want to go to the Snow Mountain Sect!"

"I want to go see it too..."

Before Li Zhaoting could finish speaking, Axiu mustered her courage and asked, "Li...Master Li, what are you doing at the Snow Mountain Sect? Do you know anyone there?"

Li Zhaoting said, "Bai Wanjian!"

Ah Xiu asked, "Does Master Li know my father?"

Li Zhaoting said, "Axiu, I am good friends with this Brother Shi. Why are you being so formal? Just call me Brother Li. As for your father, we do have some relationship. I should be considered his benefactor."

"Brother Li... saved my father?"

"Back when we were in the Chang Le Gang, your father seemed to be looking for a major enemy. He spent years trying to find him but couldn't. I taught him how to find the person and told him where to stake out the place."

"The archenemy? Have you found him?"

Ah Xiu looked at Li Zhaoting timidly.

Li Zhaoting nodded: "That kid was hiding in a brothel in Yangzhou, where Master Bai cornered him. Master Bai originally wanted to take him back to the Snow Mountain Sect, but fortunately I had warned him beforehand that the worst thing you can do is to overdo it. Once you catch an enemy, kill him directly and don't cause any unnecessary trouble."

Shi Xiaocui smiled and said, "That's exactly right! Wan Jian is good in every way, but he is indecisive and always wants to reason with others, which makes him easy for others to take advantage of!"

That little bastard Shi Zhongyu is even more slippery than a mudfish in a swamp. If we were to bring him all the way back to the Snow Mountain Sect from Yangzhou, who knows how much trouble he would cause.

Just kill him and be done with it!
Young Master Li has excellent insight! He's far superior to those mediocre people!

After lunch, the group went to the Snow Mountain Sect together.

Upon learning that Li Zhaoting was helping to find Shi Zhongyu, Shi Xiaocui's impression of Li Zhaoting improved considerably, and she became less wary of him. Along the way, Shi Xiaocui used Brother Gou's words to discuss martial arts and test Li Zhaoting's skills.

Then I realized I couldn't understand it!

Li Zhaoting casually demonstrated a move that was more exquisite than she could have imagined. She felt that this move had countless variations. In front of this move, the Golden Crow Saber Technique and the Snow Mountain Sword Technique were no different from clay chickens and earthenware dogs.

Even the four chattering, lively maids could display considerable martial arts skills with their every move. From their conversation, it was clear that their martial arts skills were nothing to Li Zhaoting.

Mei Jian laughed and said, "Little sister Axiu, how can our rudimentary martial arts compare to the master's?"

Lan Jian shrugged: "Master is not human, but a sacred immortal or Buddha. Don't even think about fighting him. That will only make you despair and completely shatter your martial arts heart."

Bamboo Sword advised, "Ah Xiu, you and my wife have quite similar temperaments. If you want to learn martial arts, let my wife teach you a couple of moves, which will benefit you for life."

Ju Jian pointed at Cheng Huaixiu: "Third Sister is talking about Madam Cheng, you mustn't have the wrong person!"

Li Shengnan angrily said, "You four, are you itching for a beating? Making fun of me to my face, you don't know your place until I show you the family rules!"

Mei Jian took out a small booklet: "Madam, this is my daily record from last night. You don't want other ladies to know what happened last night, do you?"

Li Shengnan sneered: "How dare you threaten me! This stuff is useless against me! I'm immune to it!"

Plum blossom, orchid, bamboo, chrysanthemum: (｀Д)!!!!
Li Shengnan thought to herself, "Every time we start a group, I'm the one who loses face the most. I've already lost all face. Threatening me with this is like threatening a bicycle with a mushroom. The two are completely unrelated, so there's no threat at all."

Li Shengnan walked towards the plum blossoms, orchids, bamboo, and chrysanthemums with a cold smile.

Mei, Lan, Zhu, and Ju wanted to hide behind Li Zhaoting, but found that Li Zhaoting was teaching Brother Gou Luohan Fist and was oblivious to the outside world. They wanted to seek help from Cheng Huaixiu, but found that Cheng Huaixiu was instructing Axiu on swordsmanship. Li Shengnan walked towards them step by step, and the four women had no way out.

Threatening Cheng Huaixiu is equally pointless.

Fairies and witches always advance and retreat together. Li Shengnan was last, and Cheng Huaixiu was second to last. They were both exceptionally talented at making a fool of themselves, and the two women were already used to it.

……

The Snow Mountain Sect is not located on the mountaintop, but rather in a vast valley. It has a long history and is the only sect within a hundred miles, occupying a large territory.

The founder of the Snow Mountain Sect built a city called "Lingxiao City" in the deep snow valley. The headquarters of the Snow Mountain Sect is located in the city lord's mansion of Lingxiao City. In other words, the Snow Mountain Sect is quite similar to the Sword Forging City, with the sect leader being both the sect leader and the city lord.

The only pity is that the Snow Mountain Sect's martial arts tradition is not profound enough, and no master has ever emerged.

Until Bai Zizai became the sect leader.

Bai Zizai possessed superhuman strength. In his childhood, he accidentally consumed the gallbladder of a venomous snake of a different species, which cleansed his marrow and increased his power five or six times, making him the most skilled martial artist among his fellow disciples.

Bai Zizai is arrogant and vain. He claims that he trained himself to be this strong and that he should study hard and practice in seclusion to become stronger.

This sowed the seeds for the eventual split within the Snow Mountain Sect.

Bai Zizai's fellow disciples felt that their master had passed on his secret techniques to Bai Zizai but not to them. When they went to ask Bai Zizai about it, he was arrogant and domineering, and beat them up without ever showing them any kindness.

Several years ago, Shi Zhongyu, emboldened by lust, attempted to humiliate Axiu. Axiu jumped off a cliff and committed suicide. Madam Bai went insane and became delirious. Bai Wanjian went to the Central Plains, vowing to kill Shi Zhongyu. Shi Xiaocui and Bai Zizai had a falling out. Just then, another major event occurred.

Shi Xiaocui has a super simp, the most notorious scoundrel in the underworld—Ding Busi!

From the moment he met Shi Xiaocui, Ding Busi was obsessed with her, and he continued to do so for decades until Shi Xiaocui was over sixty years old, at which point his love turned into an obsession.

At this age, without the secret to preserving youth, everyone is already old and frail; what love between men and women could there be?
In Ding Busi's words, as long as Shi Xiaocui steps into my house—no, not even stepping into my house, I dare not even dream of such a good thing—my home is on an island called Biluo Island. As long as Shi Xiaocui steps onto Biluo Island and her shoes get covered in the mud of Biluo Island, Ding Busi will be completely satisfied and have no regrets in this life.

When Brother Gou first met Shi Xiaocui, Ding Busi was chasing after her, not to force a respectable woman, but simply to bring Shi Xiaocui to Biluo Island for a cup of tea.

Just after Bai Zizai had a falling out with Shi Xiaocui, Ding Busi showed up at his door to cause trouble. How did Bai Zizai feel?
Who is Ding Busi?
A scoundrel that even Zhang San and Li Si can't afford to offend.

A lying mouth, never telling the truth in this life.

Bai Zizai's martial arts skills are superior to Ding Busi's, but when it comes to verbal sparring, even a hundred Bai Zizai would not be a match for Ding Busi, who left him mentally disoriented.

In a daze, Bai Zizai actually felt that Ding Busi and Shi Xiaocui had an affair. He then felt that for a hero like himself, Shi Xiaocui was incredibly lucky to marry him. How could she possibly respect Ding Busi?

Bai Zizai's logic is quickly grasped!
As long as I am strong enough, Ding Busi will be nothing but a barking, defeated dog, and he will have no effect on me whatsoever!

From then on, Bai Zizai became increasingly arrogant.

Although he can't become stronger in reality, he can become stronger in words. Anyway, within a hundred miles, no one can stop Bai Zizai's three moves. So what if he boasts?
If it's just bragging, there's no problem.

He could indulge in the fantasy of being an emperor behind closed doors.

Who hasn't gone through a cringey, immature phase?
Let's just say it's an old man's youthful exuberance!

Unexpectedly, Bai Zizai quickly went from boasting to being arrogant, domineering, and indiscriminately killing innocent people. Whether it was his fellow disciples or his own disciples, if they said anything that displeased him, he would raise his hand and strike them with a palm. At best, he would cut off an arm or a leg; at worst, he would smash the top of the skull.

The disciples were all in danger, so they bribed the cook to drug Bai Zizai and capture him. Afterwards, they ambushed Bai Wanjian, who had just returned to the Snow Mountain Sect and was unaware of the internal changes within the sect, and imprisoned all members of Bai Zizai's lineage. Subsequently, they fought among themselves for the position of sect leader.

It must be said that apart from its less-than-stellar martial arts traditions, the Snow Mountain Sect is truly remarkable in every other aspect.

Not only are there many elders in the sect, but most of them are also reasonable and kind-hearted. If it were a sect in the Central Plains, Bai Zizai would have been chopped into mincemeat long ago, and Bai Wanjian, Hua Wanzi and others would have needed to be eliminated completely.

These elders merely imprisoned them without any humiliation or abuse. They brought them food every day and even sent doctors to treat their madness. According to the standards of the Central Plains, this "rebellion" should be called remonstrance.

When Li Zhaoting and the others arrived in Lingxiao City, Liao Zili, Cheng Zixue, Qi Zimian, and Liang Zijin, who had participated in the rebellion, were fighting fiercely for the position of sect leader.

Sensing the scent of blood from afar, the candied hawthorn flew down from mid-air, landing on Li Zhaoting's shoulder, gently pecking at his hair ornament a few times, and then tapping it twice near his ear.

Li Zhaoting said, "A fight has broken out within the Snow Mountain Sect, and there is internal strife. There are at least ten corpses!"

"what!"

Upon hearing this, Ah Xiu screamed and hid behind Brother Gou. Shi Xiaocui thought of Li Zhaoting's reputation and sighed inwardly, "He truly deserves to be called the Tai Sui of the Jiazi Year!"
Li Zhaoting said, "Sister-in-law, don't worry, let's sneak in quietly and see what's going on!"

Li Shengnan said, "Husband, ask the people of Lingxiao City; perhaps they know something!"

Upon learning of the conflict within the Snow Mountain Sect, Shi Xiaocui was extremely anxious and rushed to an inn. This inn was the oldest in Lingxiao City, with accurate intelligence; they knew almost everything, big or small.

Shi Xiaocui grabbed the shopkeeper: "What happened to the Snow Mountain Sect? What's going on?"

The shopkeeper gave a wry smile: "You...you're back! As for the Snow Mountain Sect...Madam Bai, I can tell you the whole story, but you can't retaliate afterwards!"

Shi Xiaocui snorted coldly: "Manager Wang, we've known each other for over forty years. Have you ever seen me do anything despicable or vile? What can't you say?"

The shopkeeper sighed deeply: "Sect Leader Bai... Sect Leader Bai has gone mad! He has been indiscriminately killing innocent people for several days in a row. I have seen seven or eight corpses myself. I also saw dozens of disciples quietly leaving Lingxiao City. Several elders were worried about being killed by Sect Leader Bai... It is common knowledge that it is better to strike first. No one can deny it!"

Shi Xiaocui angrily retorted, "You bastard! Sect Leader Bai may be a bit domineering, but how could he..."

Manager Wang, going all out, explained, "When I went to deliver the food, I witnessed the murder with my own eyes..."

"Kill what?"

"Kill one of the disciples!"

"How to kill?"

"This one……"

"Say it!"

Shi Xiaocui slammed her hand on the table: "You old geezer, doing such a shameful and foolish thing, are you afraid of people talking about it? Tell me everything!"

Manager Wang began to recall.

That afternoon, I went to deliver lunch...

Master Bai was instructing his disciples. I know the rules of the martial world and dare not look around, but Master Bai's voice was too loud, and I... I accidentally overheard it.

Master Bai asked his disciples who had the highest martial arts skills in the world. The disciples replied that there was a list of the Heavenly Spirits and Earthly Fiends in the martial arts world, which included one immortal, two Buddhas, and three demon lords...

Master Bai was furious and slapped the disciple who described the martial arts master to death. He then declared that the number one master in the world was Mr. Wei De, Bai Zizai!

This is what I, a lowly person, witnessed with my own eyes!
Madam Bai, the one who collected the body was Zhang Laoliu. When he went to hold the funeral for that disciple, Master Bai went crazy and made a scene in the mourning hall, beating Zhao Lao Er, who was playing the suona, black and blue, and breaking Liu Lao Si's leg.

Master Bai said that this disciple betrayed his master and ancestors. His own master's martial arts were the best in the world, but he insisted on boasting about other sects. Such a person should be left to rot in the wilderness. Giving him a thin coffin is a favor from the Snow Mountain Sect.

In the following two days, several more disciples died.

At first, those who refused to praise Master Bai died; later, those who didn't praise him loud enough died; and then it became that if a single sentence or word was wrong, Master Bai would threaten to kill his disciples, and every disciple of the Snow Mountain lived in fear.

Then, naturally...

Mrs. Bai, I have not uttered a single lie!

You can have anyone verify this for you.

If I say even one word wrong, you'll throw me into a deep mountain valley to feed the snow wolves. Also, my servant went to deliver food to Master Bai and overheard a… title…

Master Bai calls himself: Bai Zizai, the leader of the Snow Mountain Sect, is the greatest hero, the greatest warrior, the greatest knight-errant, and the greatest master of all time, in swordsmanship, fist and foot techniques, internal strength, and hidden weapons!

Disciples of the Snow Mountain Sect must recite this sentence dozens of times every day. If they do not recite it loud enough or their tone is slightly ambiguous, they will be beaten up.

Madam Bai, we've known each other for so many years, and there's something I have to say. The responsibility for the current internal strife in the Snow Mountain Sect lies with Sect Leader Bai. In recent months, which family in Lingxiao City hasn't been living in fear?
How can we possibly live like this!
"Look at my eye bags..."

The shopkeeper picked up his wine glass and took a sip.

Shi Xiaocui's eyes were bloodshot, and she pounded her chest and stamped her feet.

Ah Xiu's face was covered in tears. How could her grandfather have become like this? Was this still the grandfather who loved and doted on her? What kind of demon had appeared here? (End of Chapter)