I'm just a veterinarian! You've unlocked the Great Physician System!
Chapter 39 My mentality has collapsed. Stop asking me, I want to live on another planet!
Chapter 39 My mentality has collapsed. Stop asking me, I want to live on another planet!
But it would be even more embarrassing if he ran away!!
And the live stream was on.
The words have already been spoken.
Where can they run to?!
The whole world knows now!!
Damn it! ! !
The more Wang Liwei thought about it, the more he felt his mentality was about to collapse.
"No need for a prescription."
Zhang Lingchuan shook his head.
"Ah! Call an ambulance right away!!"
However, he had barely finished speaking!
Chen Qian and Dabingmei were both startled, even they themselves were surprised, after all, they spoke at the same time!
At that moment, Wang Liwei, who had been keeping his head down, suddenly raised his head, his face contorted in a bewildered expression.
No way.
Am I that badly injured?
"It's so serious, the body is completely depleted, it's normal for Veterinarian Zhang to call an ambulance!"
Li Caihua and Zhao Weiqiang exchanged a glance.
Then he said.
"Indeed, not just anyone can complete the Nine Rice Painting."
"By the way, wouldn't you say this guy is the first person to end up in an ambulance while doing handicrafts?"
"Our ancestors were right after all. One essence is worth ten parts blood. With so many times every day, how much energy and blood must be consumed? It's normal for Veterinarian Zhang to suggest calling an ambulance instead of prescribing medicine."
The live stream room is lively again.
"No, when did I say I would call an ambulance?"
Zhang Lingchuan was a little confused.
I didn't give any hints about an ambulance at all.
"Huh? No need to call an ambulance? But Teacher Zhang, didn't you just say that there's no need to prescribe medicine? So, following Boss Zhao's example, shouldn't you have followed it with 'call an ambulance directly'?"
Big Pancake Girl was stunned for a moment.
Chen Qian was also a little stunned.
That's definitely true normally.
Everyone present nodded in agreement.
Including viewers in the live stream.
After all, it's Zhang the veterinarian's famous quote.
Loss of appetite means you're pregnant.
Hallucinations indicate late-stage syphilis.
No need for a prescription, just call an ambulance.
These have all been quickly included in the Little Chicken's Memorable Dictionary, and they're poised to become a viral sensation across the internet.
"You guys are pretty good at predicting things..."
Zhang Lingchuan was speechless for a moment.
"Teacher Zhang, since we don't need to call an ambulance, what kind of traditional Chinese medicine should Xiao Wang take? Why don't you prescribe a few doses for him?"
Looking at Zhang Lingchuan's expression, Chen Qian guessed that there might be a misunderstanding.
After all, young people's bodies can withstand the strain.
Unlike Boss Zhao, who suffered a brain hemorrhage after just one time, if it happened seven times, his wife would probably be keeping vigil.
And this moment.
Wang Liwei finally felt relieved.
If I were to be taken away by an ambulance because of my craftsmanship.
Then we really need to change the name!
After all, who could withstand that?
Fortunately, this law did not apply to him.
Oh my goodness.
Let's get this over with quickly!
Wang Liwei was internally hysterical!
"Xiao Wang, are you having some difficulty urinating?"
However, at that moment, he noticed that Teacher Zhang was looking at him again and asking him a question.
And the question was actually about the most crucial issue: urination!
"Yes, a little..."
Wang Liwei answered cautiously.
Tell the truth.
He doesn't want to answer at all right now. Because the more questions he asks, the more he'll expose himself.
He's already reached his mental limit; any more pressure and he'll break down!
"It's still a bit serious, isn't it? Frequent urination, urgency, incomplete urination, and difficulty urinating."
Zhang Lingchuan looked at the other person and spoke frankly.
After all, the opponent's main tactic is frankness.
He just said it directly.
"This... Xiao Wang, you have them all?"
"Senior Wang, we need to be honest with each other!"
"Yes, although he is young, Veterinarian Zhang is very capable. He diagnosed my husband, Lao Zhao, with a brain hemorrhage at a glance."
"Can't you do it this way after doing it so many times, Comrade Xiao Wang? I still prefer the frank way you were when you took Zhang the veterinarian's pulse just now. How come it's so serious now, and even a bit worse!"
……
On a table.
All talking.
There were also young women.
There were even female students from my junior school!!
They all advised him to be calm and accept it.
In his inner world, Wang Liwei was already banging his head against the table frantically.
He wanted to knock himself unconscious.
Then let's just end it all.
After all, he has frequent urination, urgency, and incomplete emptying of the bladder; what can you expect him to say?
A man's dignity!!
Yes! There is!!!
Wang Liwei took a deep breath.
He said in despair.
He felt that saying those two words was worse than being killed.
"To be honest, your frequent urination, urgency, incomplete urination, and difficulty urinating are not a big problem. It's just that too much of that has caused prostatitis. So it's best to go to the hospital to get it checked out when you have time."
Zhang Lingchuan said calmly.
"Oh? Teacher Zhang, so this is a prostate problem, and that's it?"
Chen Qian asked with a surprised look.
"Yes, didn't Senior Wang say he was sweating profusely, had trouble concentrating, and was drowsy? Shouldn't he get some medication?"
Big Pancake Girl was even more surprised.
Li Caihua and Zhao Weiqiang exchanged a glance.
Are young people really that resilient?
“Young people are healthy. They just need to stop doing manual labor. They don’t need supplements or special medications. In fact, even the prostate can recover on its own, it just takes a little longer.”
Zhang Lingchuan said.
"As for your comments about lack of concentration and excessive sleepiness, think about it: if someone focuses their attention on their craft several times a day, how can they possibly concentrate on doing other things? And the excessive sleepiness can actually be explained from a Western medical perspective. After sex, our brains secrete something called melatonin, which helps with sleep. That's why he's excessively sleepy."
They also analyzed the reasons for his excessive sleepiness and lack of concentration.
"Gulu——"
The sound of swallowing saliva could be heard again from the scene.
Another pair of fiery eyes were fixed on Wang Liwei.
"Damn, that's awesome... I mean, awesome!!"
"It really is a cow's genital herb. With such a serious prostatitis, this doesn't even need supplements! Anyone else would probably be hospitalized and on an IV drip!"
"Zhang the veterinarian is indeed a new-era traditional Chinese medicine doctor who combines Chinese and Western medicine. He is not only proficient in traditional Chinese medicine, but also very skilled in veterinary medicine. He can even argue from a Western medical perspective the dangers of overworking one's skills."
"The medical student said that what Veterinarian Zhang said was right. Excessive manual labor can indeed cause prostatitis, which can lead to frequent urination, urgency, incomplete urination, and even difficulty and pain when urinating. And sudden excitement or depression can lead to poor concentration, endocrine disorders, and night sweats. After sex, melatonin is also produced, which is the reason for drowsiness."
The viewers in the live stream also started analyzing the situation.
After all, it was originally just a large group of medical students who came to watch the show.
Many medical students struggle with the basics.
But the theory is still valid.
They even added to what Zhang Lingchuan said.
"Teacher Zhang, does that mean as long as Senior Wang quits that, he can recover?"
Big Pancake Girl asked, her big eyes sparkling.
"That's true in theory, but it would be better to get your prostate checked at the hospital."
Zhang Lingchuan nodded as he looked at Wang Liwei, whose face was flushed and who was scratching his head.
……
(End of this chapter)
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