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Chapter 36 Wind on Horseback, Wind on Dismount, Wind That Can Be Deadly! [3-word request for monthly

Chapter 36 Wind on Horseback, Wind on Dismount, Wind That Can Be Deadly! [3000 words, seeking monthly votes and recommendations]

"Actually, I want to tell everyone that traditional Chinese medicine is a very profound and extensive discipline, the condensation of the essence of our ancestors over thousands of years."

Zhang Lingchuan sighed.

"What the hell?"

"This traditional Chinese medicine can even diagnose brain hemorrhage?!"

"Exactly! When did Traditional Chinese Medicine become so amazing?!"

"Dude, I'm not a hater of Traditional Chinese Medicine, but it's ridiculous that a TCM practitioner could diagnose a brain hemorrhage at a glance!"

"I'd like to ask my fellow practitioners of Traditional Chinese Medicine, and also tag @躺平小中医, how's your inquiry going? May I ask, could the venerable Ru Jiming have diagnosed a brain hemorrhage at a glance?"

This statement shocked the live stream audience.

It's not that I don't believe in the medical wisdom of our ancestors.

Without imaging results and without external manifestations, it is absolutely impossible to detect a brain hemorrhage.

At the time, Boss Zhao did not exhibit such behavior at all; he was simply in poor condition and looked rather haggard.

If traditional Chinese medicine practitioners could diagnose cerebral hemorrhage at a glance, then what would be the point of studying Western medicine?

"Lying Down, Little TCM Doctor: The old man hasn't replied to my message yet, but based on my many years of learning and clinical experience, it's unlikely that he could spot an early-stage brain hemorrhage at a glance, right? Unless there are already limb symptoms, then I could make a bold judgment. Of course, it's also possible that my knowledge is still insufficient?"

"Dr. Sun from Tongyaotang: That's right. Unless there are external symptoms such as loss of consciousness, numbness in the limbs, or a crooked mouth, it is almost impossible to diagnose a stroke, which is also known as cerebral infarction or cerebral hemorrhage."

"Little Red Sister, a TCM practitioner: Indeed, if someone can diagnose a brain hemorrhage at a glance, that's a miracle! I've never seen one in all these years! Of course, I don't know if Mr. Ru Jiming could do that."

At this moment, the friends who practice traditional Chinese medicine began to answer.

In a lounge at the First Affiliated Hospital of Capital University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, a bespectacled male doctor with thinning hair looked at the live chat and brought up the WeChat interface.

[The Little Old Man]

They also sent over cases where it was immediately obvious that there was a brain hemorrhage.

Unfortunately, the other party still did not reply.

But it's normal for someone like him to need rest.

At that moment, Zhang Lingchuan's voice came from the live stream again.

"Of course, traditional Chinese medicine cannot see through a brain hemorrhage at a glance, after all, it is a matter inside the brain, and no one has X-ray vision. But I want to say that the culture left by our ancestors includes the art of observing complexion, listening to voice, and listening to physiognomy. When combined with the four diagnostic methods of traditional Chinese medicine (inspection, auscultation, inquiry, and palpation) and some Western medical knowledge, it can achieve a very subtle diagnostic effect."

Zhang Lingchuan paused here, and even fewer people spoke in the live stream.

"?"

"??"

"Huh? Why does this sound so confusing?"

Only a few question marks lingered.

The scene was pretty much the same; everyone seemed to be processing what was happening.

"When I first met Mr. Zhao, I only noticed that he didn't look too well. I heard from his wife that he was working hard on the cows, so I didn't pay much attention. Later, I noticed that Mr. Zhao's face was dark red and he looked tired and relaxed, while his wife's face was slightly rosy, as if they had been intimate. There are records about this in traditional Chinese medicine. In layman's terms, it means that after engaging in sexual activity, the body's endocrine system may change, which can greatly affect a person's complexion and demeanor. So I made a bold guess, and I didn't expect that you two had actually done it."

Zhang Lingchuan said in a serious tone, and also gave himself a reason for not saying it earlier and then saying it later.

“So that’s it!!”

Sure enough, Li Caihua and the others suddenly realized what was going on.

Meanwhile, viewers in the live stream were frantically tagging the "lying-down-and-lying-down-the-little-traditional-medical-doctor," wanting to know if it was true.

"Lying Down, Little Traditional Chinese Medicine Practitioner: It's said that experienced TCM practitioners can indeed guess a man's condition based on his complexion and demeanor for a certain period after intercourse, but it's very difficult..."

soon.

The sparse-haired traditional Chinese medicine doctor replied again.

"You can really tell!"

Everyone in the live stream was stunned after hearing the TCM doctor's reply.

I never imagined that traditional Chinese medicine really had this ability.

"Even if it was discovered that they had sexual intercourse, what does that have to do with a brain hemorrhage?"

Of course, there are also those who don't understand the relationship between them.

According to traditional Chinese medicine, sexual activity can prolong life or kill. However, if one is afflicted with illness, overworked, of significantly different age, or in poor mental condition, engaging in sexual activity can easily lead to illness. Indeed, "wind on horseback, wind off horseback, wind in the wind, wind in the wind can be deadly!"

Good heavens, luckily my roommate in school liked traditional Chinese medicine and borrowed a lot of books from me. He actually read a few of them and knows some basic knowledge about traditional Chinese medicine.

For example, excessive indulgence, or being caught off guard and unable to control oneself.

Otherwise, we really wouldn't be able to cover this up today.

So, it's another day of gratitude for Traditional Chinese Medicine.

"In other words, Mr. Zhao is obese, may have high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and high blood sugar, coupled with fatigue, poor mental health, and a significant age gap with his wife, their physical constitutions are not on the same level, so he immediately suffered a stroke during that time?"

Chen Qian, who had been listening attentively the whole time, seemed to suddenly realize something.

He immediately asked Zhang Lingchuan for confirmation.

"Yes, in modern medical terms, it means that if your body is not in good condition, you are overworked, and then suddenly get excited, it is easy to have a brain hemorrhage. Dizziness and vomiting are also some of the early signs of a brain hemorrhage. So this time, my result is a combination of basic knowledge and a bold guess. Also, Teacher Chen, to be precise, this is called 'horse stroke.' A sudden stroke is death on the spot, while a horse stroke is death within a certain period of time afterward."

Zhang Lingchuan nodded.

It must be said that this Teacher Chen is indeed an excellent straight man.

He immediately clarified the logic in his words and presented it to everyone in a simple and easy-to-understand way.

"Whether it's a guess or not, Veterinarian Zhang, you're my husband's savior! And I've really learned my lesson this time!"

Li Caihua, who was standing next to her, sighed.

To be honest, there's really nothing wrong with marital relations.

After all, how can you call someone a couple if you don't have that kind of relationship?

Li Caihua hadn't expected that her intention to help her husband relax would almost cause him to have a stroke. Fortunately, it wasn't an immediate stroke.

Otherwise, she would be a widow.

"Teacher Zhang, please don't be modest. Come on, everyone, let's toast Teacher Zhang!"

Chen Qian raised her glass.

Being able to observe such subtle details—what else could this be but humility?

Although he may have had some impure motives at first.

For example, if, as netizens have suggested, he guessed wrong, he would have allowed his public image to crumble and quietly continue his veterinary livestreams. That's why he left himself with so many ways out.

But to my utter surprise, I guessed right.

This correct guess wasn't due to luck; it was because he possessed the ability to do so.

After all, how many people can tell from a person's face that they have a stroke, and then, combined with their physical condition and dizziness, directly deduce that they have a brain hemorrhage?

"Come on! Let's toast the old Chinese medicine doctor!!"

Zhao Weiqiang was also very happy, after all, he had saved his nephew's life!

In an instant, everyone stood up.

"Everyone, I don't think the title of 'old Chinese medicine doctor' is quite suitable for Teacher Zhang. After all, he is an old Chinese medicine doctor who has studied in Western medicine and can integrate Chinese and Western medicine. He should be called an old Chinese medicine doctor of the new era who combines Chinese and Western medicine."

Wang Liwei, who had stood up, also spoke with a smile.

However, beneath his smiling face lay an unprecedented shock.

That's incredible! Damn, they can even tell when you're in bed together!

"No, no, luck played a big part this time. These titles are too much of a compliment."

Zhang Lingchuan stood up and clinked glasses with everyone.

Since they use the combination of Chinese and Western medicine and traditional Chinese medicine in the new era to justify their logic, it's better for him to neither deny nor admit it, and to be ambiguous, since he can't very well say that he has a systematic scan.

"There are truly countless heroes in this world!"

"Indeed, he's a true prodigy at studying Traditional Chinese Medicine! Who would have thought he'd end up studying veterinary medicine!"

"Hey! Veterinarians are better at basic surgical techniques than us human surgeons! Aren't you angry?!"

"I've taken note! I'm going to confront them right now!"

"I've followed it too!!"

Meanwhile, in the live stream room...

After this explanation, most people believed it.

For example, guessing is still guessing, being bold is still being bold, but having ability is definitely having ability.

After all, judging sexual intercourse solely from facial complexion already surpasses 90% of traditional Chinese medicine practitioners on the market.

And some people even think...

This Dr. Zhang might be being modest.

Because he immediately suggested calling an ambulance, which clearly shows he was very confident in his judgment.

Everyone was deeply moved and also started following him.

The number of viewers in the live stream also reached a new peak.

[Zhang the Veterinarian's daily live stream viewership: 6403.]

[No. 43 on the Veterinarian Daily Livestream Competition Popularity Ranking.]

The number reached 6,400.

And it ranked forty-third on the popularity list.

This is the highest number since the show began airing.

"Speaking of which, Teacher Zhang, you just took Xiao Wang's pulse, but you didn't describe his specific symptoms! What's wrong with Xiao Wang?"

Just after finishing her drink, Chen Qian suddenly thought of something.

"Yes! Veterinarian Zhang, you haven't described the symptoms of this young man, Comrade Wang. Why is he sweating profusely and unable to concentrate?"

Zhao Weiqiang was also extremely curious.

"Cough cough cough-"

Wang Liwei, who had just swallowed his drink, nearly choked to death upon hearing this!
“Look, Xiao Wang is so excited he choked. Veterinarian Zhang, now that Lao Zhao’s matter is over, you should talk to him too. He can’t be left untreated when he’s sick.”

Li Caihua nodded as well.

Old Zhao's matter just interrupted the pulse diagnosis and consultation. Now that Old Zhao's matter is over, it's Little Wang's turn. This illness must not be delayed.

"Liwei, you don't have a girlfriend yet, right?"

Zhang Lingchuan put down his cup, his voice slightly low.

"Not yet..."

Wang Liwei seemed inexplicably embarrassed and restless!
"Teacher Zhang, how does this have to do with whether or not you have a girlfriend? Is it because you're thinking about girls too much, which is why you're not in a good mood?"

Big Pancake Girl's rare statement.

Song Wanqing's face also showed a very clear look of confusion.

Chen Qian was suddenly startled.

Xiao Wang, Xiao Wang, could he be...?!

……

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