He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 95 Li Ji, you are our god, please whip us! (Third update)

As the giant foot hurtled toward him, Li Ji felt a sense of helplessness akin to Sun Wukong watching the Buddha's palm descend from the sky.

The heavy pressure pressed down on him, and he felt his jelly-like body contracting tightly inward.

An indignant thought arose in my mind.

"I'm an alien god, and I'm being trampled on as a Brahmin? Is there no justice in this world?"

"How can I, a man of the Celestial Empire, be trampled underfoot by Third Brother?"

"The key point is that the people who stepped on my foot were Earthlings dressed up as primitive people from the Iron Age."

Li Ji was furious and stirred up his tense body.

"It's a physiological instinct, Professor Qi will forgive me."

"Rubber, rubber—balloon!"

Li Ji's deeply sunken belly suddenly sprang outwards.

The goddess Kali seemed to have stepped onto a trampoline, and suddenly flew up, a full three meters high. If the temple ceiling hadn't been high enough, she would have lost her head.

Everyone stared at the deity with wide eyes, their mouths agape in astonishment.

The goddess Kali swung her limbs in the air, letting out a pig-like scream, as if a blue pig had ascended to heaven.

Delulu closed her eyes tightly: It's over, meow! Even Brahmins don't have the power to make people fly, meow.

Milia looked dazed: Is this normal or abnormal? If it's Lee Ki, shouldn't it be in line with human behavior?

Professor Qi, on the other end of the screen, angrily smashed the control panel.

"I sent you to experience the life of a Brahmin, not to make people fly! Li Ji, where did all your amazing skills go?"

Just as the goddess Kali, weighing over 200 pounds, was about to land on him, Li Ji performed a nimble side roll.

Perfect dodge!

"Boom——"

The goddess Kali crashed heavily to the floor, letting out a painful wail that seemed to shake the entire temple.

Shark Baby jumped up excitedly and shouted, "It's happened! An Indian miracle—it made the earth shake! Unfortunately, it only shook once."

Li Ji dusted himself off and stood up, already prepared to force his way in.

Professor Qi explained it by saying that the other party was not a racist and would accept it.

He looked around and was surprised to find that all the monks knelt down and kowtowed to him.

He mumbled some unintelligible words.

I could only vaguely understand things like "divine intervention," "Shiva's miracle," and "granting me an indestructible penis."

The four of them looked at each other in bewilderment.

"These two cats?"

"That's right."

The third brother's logic is truly beyond the comprehension of common sense. He now feels that his companions are more like Earthlings than the third brother.

He originally thought the priestly class was exploiting the people through faith, but it turns out you yourselves believe it too?
No wonder Raj said that yoga could cure all diseases, and then his brain tumor was compressed and he soared to the top. It turns out that he really believed that yoga could cure brain tumors.

Lee Ki couldn't hold back his laughter any longer and burst out laughing.

As a result, the monks worshipped even more fervently, and their shouts became louder and more devout.

"God is pleased!"

Even the goddess Kali got up, covered her buttocks, and knelt in worship.

Master Anan led the way, banging the stones repeatedly, making a loud sound with each strike.

He looked at the statue of Shiva inside the temple, and then at the tall and imposing man before him.

Shiva was constantly trampled underfoot by his wife's avatar, the goddess Kali, and he couldn't even make Kali fly.

Moreover, the altitude at which they flew just now was completely supernatural; it must have been a miracle.

The man before you is very likely the embodiment of Shiva's desire to avoid domestic violence.

Just as the ministers and high priests of Uttar Pradesh are God.

Why would Shiva descend to earth incarnation?

First the monkey god, and now the incarnation of Shiva—in this unprecedented upheaval, God truly blesses our great India!
Dailulu slumped down, completely stunned: Li Ji really is an Earth expert. No wonder he was chosen by my mother to be the former Earth agent by my side. He even knows such bizarre habits of Indians. I admire him.

Milia watched Li Ji's retreating figure, and felt a little excited.

Joining this group was definitely the right decision; I knew Li Ji's behavior would be the most in line with human nature.

Such an absurd scene drove Professor Qi on the other side of the screen completely insane.

She carefully inspected the control panel that had just been smashed.

"So this is what Indians are like? This is beyond my research and understanding." "I never imagined that among Earthlings, there could be one race with a completely different way of thinking."

"Our research on India has been completely blank all these years. I really don't know how Li Ji has mastered this knowledge?"

"He is indeed exceptionally intelligent. After only two Earth Days in India, he has fully grasped the religious customs of the Indians."

“His experience now goes beyond the realm of Brahmanism; it belongs to another, higher class—God.”

Lee Ki's voice came through the screen again.

"Can I go see the monkey god?"

"of course can."

Anan crawled over on his hands and feet. This high-ranking priest lay down at Li Ji's feet and took a deep breath.

"What are you doing!"

Li Ji was so frightened that he quickly pulled his foot back.

"I just want to smell God's feet. May I kiss your feet?"

Anan lay prostrate on the ground, looking up at Li Ji.

His eyes shone with a blazing light, like the August sun—the light of a fanatic.

"You are not qualified. I want to see the Monkey King."

"No problem! I have another favor to ask: could you please bless us before we watch the Monkey King?"

Lee Ki looked troubled: "Is it going to be another case of stepping on you guys?"

"No, no, no, that's Kali's way, not Shiva's way."

The moment they took out the whip, Li Ji had to admit that he resisted.

I'm not a farmer, and I don't have a penchant for whipping people.

Humans cannot, and should not.

Anan knelt down and presented the whip made of rattan.

"May God bless us!"

The monks took off their shirts, revealing their dark backs.

Li Ji looked back at his teammates helplessly. Only now did he realize that being a god to the Indians was also quite helpless.

Dailu nodded to him seriously, already prepared to record this folk activity.

Milia shifted her gaze to the right and shyly covered her eyes. Her shy appearance was almost unbearable to look at, because her imitation was of a burly Indian man with a large beard and well-developed pectoral muscles.

Looking to the right, Shark, why are you stretching your legs? Holy crap, it looks like you're warming up!
Li Ji silently took the whip, at which moment his mimicry ball transmitted a communication message.

It was sent by Professor Qi; it contained only two words.

"Do it!"

Wow, Professor Qi, you old lady have this kind of fetish too?

Sending a gravitational wave text message from such a long distance is very expensive. Do you have money to burn?
Or does the school have too much funding to squander?
"Oh, I can't refuse such kindness."

Li Ji gripped the whip tightly and lashed it at the monks.

"I really!"

"no!"

"This kind!"

"people!"

The whip cracked as it struck his back.

The monks let out piercing screams.

The monks gritted their teeth, but said, "Great! Thank you, God!"

Li Ji threw the whip to the ground, looked at the monks' backs covered in bloody welts, and asked breathlessly, "Can I go see the monkey god now?"

"That's enough! Thank you for the blessing!" The monks continued to kowtow and pray.

Delulu whispered to her companion, "Why do I get the feeling that Lee Ki is enjoying this a bit?"

Milia covered her face in embarrassment.

"Why are you shy, meow?"

After watching the ceremony, Professor Qi turned off the monitor with satisfaction. She wasn't interested in the monkey god; she studied race relations, not pet breeding.

Guided by Master Anan, they navigated through maze-like corridors and staircases until they finally found a small room.

"If you go any further ahead, that's where I meditate. The divine monkey is enshrined there."

(End of this chapter)