He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 94 Is the Indian Goddess Actually an Alien? (Second Update)
A person walked in, whose gender was indistinguishable.

His belly was round and his chest was full. Fortunately, he had some stubble, which made it clear that he was probably a man.

If a woman looked like that, it would make me want to reunite with SB and Raj Master.

Li Ji realized that the person was dressed as the Indian goddess Kali.

His entire body was painted blue, and strange patterns were drawn on his face with red and white paint.

A third eye opened on his forehead, and a red dot appeared below it.

A string of skulls was hanging around his neck; thankfully they were small, otherwise he would have thought they were real skulls.

After all, there are a lot of raw materials floating on the Ganges.

Wait a minute! The size seems just right?
Indians, you guys are living in hell!

Behind him, like a thousand-armed Guanyin, was a row of blue hands.

The most bizarre thing is that above his blue hand are three rows of the heads of the goddess Kali.

They all had expressions with their tongues sticking out, looking like they were having an orgasm, but also like they were dead.

Li Ji felt that Indians were a bit too sexually repressed, which was why they could create such strange and bizarre idols.

"Kali alien meow?"

"You actually know about Kali-no-Mae too—"

Lee Ki only realized halfway through his sentence that the last two words after Dai Lulu were "Star Person".

He lowered his voice and asked, "What did you say, the Kali aliens?"

"You don't know meow?"

Delulu blinked her innocent eyes; she would have been even more adorable if she didn't have that big beard.

The other two mimicking Third Brothers were also looking at him like that. Although he knew they were teammates, Li Ji still felt uneasy. After all, being stared at by a group of Third Brothers was never a good thing.

Am I the only one who doesn't know?

Everyone nodded.

While the burly man cosplaying the goddess Kali was performing a strange dance to weird music, his entire body of fat jiggled.

Delulu and Li Ji explained the matter of the Kali aliens.

“Kali is a planet within the province of Mivor, meow.”

"Kali is also a backward primitive civilization. They seem to have only evolved to the Iron Age. I don't know why they came here, meow? And why they became the gods of the Indians."

Li Ji raised his hand to interrupt: "Wait a minute, how do you all know about a primitive civilization?"

Milia explained, "Because we were almost transferred to the Academy on Kali Star. Fortunately, it was abolished."

"Could it just be a coincidence, that they just happen to look alike? Tell me, what other characteristics do the Kali aliens have?"

Delulu scratched her chin and pondered, "Excessive hormone levels, irritability, violent tendencies, and even bloodsucking, meow. This is also why Planet Kali has been unable to develop an advanced civilization for so long, meow."

"Many Earthlings seem to have these characteristics as well."

After making his rant, Li Ji reminisced about Indian legends.

"The goddess Kali is known for her anger and fighting."

"In Indian legends, when a demon appears in the world, his blood drips onto the ground and creates a thousand incarnations."

"The goddess Kali defeated him by draining his blood."

"Blood can transform into something, meow? That looks like a blood-red fungus, meow. They are a kind of aggregated fungal organism, all blood-red, and the dripping blood should be a small fungus, meow. It's considered a kind of food for the Kali aliens, meow."

Li Ji thought about it more and more and found it bizarre: "Then this all corresponds perfectly."

Dailulu also found it strange: "How come you know Earth's mythology so well? Don't you know this basic interstellar knowledge?"

"There are hundreds of thousands of primitive civilizations in the entire interstellar space. How could I possibly know them all?"

Seeing them getting more and more animated in their conversation, Milia said timidly, "Does anyone remember what we came here for? We think we're going to see the Monkey King, aren't we?"

No one paid attention.

"Could it be that the mythical figures in Indian mythology are aliens?"

Dailulu raised a question.

"This goddess is also somewhat different from the Kali aliens. They do have physical characteristics similar to Earth women, meow. But she only has one head, four arms, and three eyes that are also vertically aligned side by side, meow."

"Perhaps their appearance has gradually changed over thousands of years. And they even have the same name." After all, on a certain Pacific island nation, mythological figures from all over the world have been transformed into two-dimensional anime girls.

"One more thing, the Kali aliens don't have red dots in the middle of their eyes, meow."

"Anything that comes to India has to be marked with a red dot."

Suddenly, Shark boldly offered a conjecture: "Look at that red dot, doesn't it look like a red dwarf star!"

Everyone's first reaction was that it was outrageous, but their second reaction was that they were stunned.

How could the Kali aliens, who had just entered the Iron Age, possibly have traveled to India five thousand years ago on their own?

If the Red Dwarf Saints are behind this, then everything seems to make sense.

So now, Indians everywhere are wearing the red dwarf star symbol?

The existence of this bizarre civilization in India can be explained immediately: it's a conspiracy by an alien organization attempting to wreak havoc on our great Earth with this strange race.

Lee now even suspects that Indians are a hybrid of aliens and extraterrestrials.

He quickly took out his communicator and sent the clue to his senior.

The music stopped abruptly, and the goddess Kali turned around like a zombie, accidentally throwing off her head due to excessive force.

Made in India, trustworthy.

The monks nearby quickly tried to push their heads back in, but unfortunately, they couldn't get it on.

They didn't think it was a problem with the viscosity, but rather that they weren't applying enough force.

So the actions became increasingly violent, and he smashed off the two arms below as well.

"Destructive Play!"

Shark Baby excitedly tried to rush forward, but Li Ji reacted quickly and pulled him back.

The only problem was that the arm was stretched out a bit too long, extending more than two meters.

Fortunately, the monks were busy dismantling the goddess Kali, so no one saw it.

"Shark, don't do anything reckless, or we'll really have to force our way in. The teacher is watching."

Sha Bao had no choice but to squat down, pressing his hands against his feet to suppress his destructive urges.

The rescue of the goddess Kali failed.

Even because the sculpture he was carrying on his back was asymmetrical, he lost his balance, stumbled and fell on his backside, and the sculpture behind him shattered.

Like a pile of broken bowls.

It's hard to believe that this was a sacred ceremony being held in a solemn temple.

Li Ji covered his mouth and chuckled, while Dai Lulu leaned over and whispered to him, "Is this really part of the ritual, meow?"

Last time, she thought the way to end a yoga session was to have an old man die.

But they were later driven away, which shows that this line of thinking was wrong.

So this time she wasn't quite sure whether this was part of the ceremony or not.

"Just treat it as such."

Upon seeing this, Master Anan quickly came out to preside over the ceremony. He had a serious expression on his face, as if the goddess Kali, who had fallen to the ground and could not get up, was part of the ceremony.

"The ceremony officially begins!"

"Please lie down!"

"Let the goddess Kali tread upon your bodies and bless you."

"what!"

Looking at the goddess Kali, who weighed over 200 pounds, Li Ji felt a surge of urge to die.

Who would have thought that his teammates had already obediently lay down.

"Are you all so obedient?"

Delulu gritted her teeth and whispered, "We are all excellent students, willing to sacrifice ourselves for our academic careers, meow."

So you're pulling this stunt in front of the surveillance cameras again, aren't you? Hagiru!
The thing is, I'm the first one!

Li Ji had no choice but to lie down, looking at those size 46 blue feet, his whole body tense to the extreme.

(End of this chapter)