He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 75 Li Ji's Most Beautiful Memories

The Sicilian family structure is the most unique, called Mafia.

The patriarch is called the godfather, the adopted son is called the advisor, and the eldest son is called the second boss.

Unlike typical nomadic or agricultural societies, the Mafia family makes a living through pharmaceutical sales, alcohol sales, retail finance, and providing security services.

Family members can number in the dozens or even hundreds, but there are almost no women, leading to reasonable suspicion that Sicilians reproduce asexually or through mitosis.

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This textbook is obviously based on clips from gangster movies and summarized by AI. No ordinary person could write something like this after just one look at it.

Although this pile of academic garbage was only in the supplementary materials of the elective textbook, Li Ji's blood pressure would rise uncontrollably at the thought of Dailulu using this thing to confront him in the future.

"Professor Biyangde hates the Barbaradu aliens so much, do you think he'll accept your thesis?"

Li Ji said indignantly, "This old man, Bi Yangde, has persecuted many students from Barbaradu Star over the years. Would he be nicer to me if I didn't publish this paper? This kind of paper that will damage his reputation doesn't necessarily have to be published, but it can't be without him."

"A professor from the cockroach department next door was impeached for extensive academic fraud and is now sailing a garbage ship in the M768 Nebula."

Just as he was engrossed in writing his thesis, the doorbell rang.

When Shark opened the door, it found a silver square package.

The electronic screen on the package read: "Beautiful Memories".

"what is this?"

Li Ji extended his tentacles and took the package, excitedly emitting a whistle-like sound.

"This is a great thing I bought. Eating it will stimulate your brain and bring back the best memories of your life."

"Want to try?"

Shark Baby nodded frantically, flicking its tongue.

Li Ji scanned the package with his iris, and the package automatically opened its lid, revealing a small, silver metal can, about the size of a medicine bottle.

He poured out two red granules.

The whole jar contains 5 pieces, with a total value of 15 Alliance Coins.

Li Ji had finally made some money from the bounty and wanted to have some fun.

He wondered what experiences couldn't be found on Earth, and big data directly recommended this "delicious memory" to him.

He didn't dare spend too much money, so he only bought the near-expiry trial pack. A regular pack costs 10 Alliance Coins, which he couldn't afford.

Li Ji looked at the small red pill in his hand, wondering what it would remind him of, and what his most beautiful memories were.
Think a little excited.

“It’s not working.”

Shark Baby stared at him blankly, chewing with its mouthful of sharp teeth, spraying red medicine residue everywhere.

"Am I being scammed?"

Lee Ki also immediately tried it.

The little red pill went down the thin, pointed tip, and tasted somewhat bitter.

Everything in front of me began to blur.

The surrounding scenery is being reshaped.

Soft lighting, a television, a bathtub, and a brightly lit city outside the floor-to-ceiling windows.

"This is...a hotel?"

"Lee Ki."

A gentle female voice came through; the voice sounded familiar.

A pair of snow-white little feet stepped on the floor, and a white bath towel hung down, revealing slender thighs as white as jade.

A bath towel covered her heaving chest, revealing glimpses of her hidden cleavage.

That pure and lovely face was like a lotus emerging from the water.

Clear, youthful, and beautiful.

Lee Ki's heart was pounding.

This was my first time with my first love.

I never imagined that my best memory would be this?

I thought he won the Tianyue Community Street Fighter Championship when he was 10 years old.

That was Li Ji's most cherished memory, but what's in front of him isn't bad either.

"I'm a little nervous." The girl's voice trembled slightly.

She tied her hair up and squatted down.

"Lee Ki-myam! Lee Ki-myam!"

Lee Ki was suddenly jolted awake from his reverie and saw Dai Lulu's cat face, topped with a golden wig.

"Why is it you!"

"Who else could it be but me, meow? What's wrong with you? Why didn't you respond when I called you, meow?" Shark Baby explained, "Li Ji took this 'Wonderful Memories' pill, and it should be working. He's thinking about wonderful things."

Delulu nodded thoughtfully: "I see. Tell us quickly, what did you remember, meow?"

"It's nothing, nothing to mention."

Li Ji pretended to be calm, but his heart was pounding, as if someone had stumbled into his bridal chamber.

To be honest, the first experience with my first love was indeed wonderful.

But he still longs to savor the glorious moment of winning the Tianyue Community Street Fighter Tournament. That's the kind of beautiful memory a real man should cherish, and just thinking about it makes his blood boil.

"It seems the pill isn't spoiled, but why didn't it work for me?"

"Why don't we let the class monitor give it a try?"

"Okay meow."

Delulu swallowed a pill, her blue eyes blinking rapidly.

"It didn't work, I can't remember anything, meow."

"How is that possible? It said it wasn't expired when I bought it."

Li Ji reached out his tentacle, picked up the package, and checked it. The electronic expiration date on it was correct; there were indeed 0.45 planetary days left.

He flipped it over and saw a strange rabbit-themed logo with a line of small text below it.

This product can only allow users to recall their initial experience.

What memory can compare to a first experience?

Looking at the rabbit's infuriatingly prominent front teeth, Li Ji angrily threw the packaging on the ground.

"This is outrageous!"

Can these silly rabbits think of anything other than mating?
He knew that his best memory would definitely be the glorious moment of winning the Tianyue Community Street Fighter Tournament. How could his first experience be more exciting than that moment?

"What does it say on it, meow? Let me see, meow."

Dai Lulu reached out to take it, but Li Ji quickly stuffed the box into his pocket.

"It's nothing, it's expired."

"Then why did it work for you, meow?"

"I'm quick-witted and absorb information well. By the way, how did you manage to sneak into my house again?"

"Don't put it so harshly, meow. I'm here to show you something, meow."

Delulu activated the holographic projection on the communicator, displaying a website.

"This is the education joint publication of Milwall Province. Although it is only a level four publication, it is still very credible, meow."

"Professors at the university usually publish their research findings here, making it a very high-level publication that is out of reach for students."

"I submitted our course paper, and to my surprise, it was published!"

"I came here especially to share my joy with you all, and there's also a bonus of 600 Alliance Coins, meow!"

The small room was filled with cheers.

Li Ji never expected that he could get his paper published so easily while he was doing spy missions and writing papers at the same time.

There were also bonuses, which directly covered the cost of this lousy pill.

The biggest award he ever received was the Tianyue Community Street Fighter Championship.

I never expected that it would be published in a journal so easily today.

This academic path seems bright, and the days of becoming a superhuman in the galaxy are just around the corner!

Am I the first author?

Li Ji stared at Dai Lulu in disbelief, his three eyes wide open.

"Of course, meow. You led the project, you provided the data and analytical approach, so you are naturally the first author, meow."

"Professor Biyangde's latest work is also on there, meow."

"The main reason our paper was published in a journal is that it closely follows recent public opinion topics."

Lee Ki asked curiously, "What topic?"

"Last time, those three were sentenced to life imprisonment for riding an old lady across the street, which caused quite a stir, meow. The entire Interstellar Alliance has seen a surge in discussions about race relations, meow."

"Our paper also touches on a lot of race-related factors, so the journal felt that our research was very relevant. Earth's chaotic racial conflicts are very similar to the interstellar alliance."

Li Ji never expected that he would also be taken advantage of by the old lady.

"Now that we've been published in a journal, getting a perfect score this time is definitely not a problem, meow."

"At the summary meeting in a couple of days, we'll talk about... what's that Earthling word called, meow?"

"I remember now, you show-off cat!"

(End of this chapter)