He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 74 North Korean Artificial Humans? Luffy Arrives in America? The FBI Goes Completely Crazy
In response to the Marine Corps Commandant's outrageous remarks, the young vice president, sporting heavy eyeliner, retorted sarcastically.

“An Asian evil doctor genetically modified a Latino child and used him to start the Los Santos riots.”

"I really can't believe that these words came from the mouth of a veteran general who has been through countless battles. I thought this was a Marvel writers' discussion meeting."

"Why don't you just say they're aliens?"

Everyone laughed again, but the old general's pale face turned bright red, and he didn't want to refute a single word.

The president's voice broke the laughter and cheers: "Kash, have you made any progress?"

FBI Director Cash stood up, smiled at the president, and displayed the sophistication characteristic of Indian-American elites.

"Mr. President, the identities of the vampire boy and the Asian cell phone man are still being confirmed."

"Their facial information is not in our database, so we can basically conclude that they are illegal immigrants or foreign forces."

"No illegal immigrant would be crazy enough to go head-to-head with the Marines."

The president pointed out the loopholes sharply: "This is America. Thanks to the Blue Party's propaganda, all the world's social scum and mentally ill people are smuggling themselves here. You can't guarantee they won't do the same thing."

“I understand what you mean, Your Excellency, but if it were just an impulsive act of frantic immigration, he couldn’t have escaped right under our noses.”

"Therefore, my judgment is that it is the work of foreign forces."

"Their goal is to take this opportunity to destabilize the situation in America and prevent America from becoming great again."

The president nodded silently. Such a premeditated attack and publicity campaign could not possibly be the work of an individual illegal immigrant.

Even the Republicans wouldn't dare to make such a big fuss. Even if they did it, the investigation results wouldn't say they did it. America has its own national conditions.

Fortunately, no one died; otherwise, America would have truly been heading towards civil war.

Which foreign force?

"It could be Russia," one strategist speculated.

"Impossible. We have just reached a series of friendly agreements with Russia, and they are still counting on us to help in the war negotiations."

"That's the Celestial Empire?"

“This is not their style. If they can use a Latin boy, why would they let an Asian person show up and increase the risk?”

"Could it be Iran? If things get chaotic, we won't be able to provide aid to Israel."

The CIA chief solemnly corrected: "Impossible. All information from Iranian intelligence would first reach my office before their leader would know."

"Where could it be? It can't be Pyongyang, can it?"

These words caused an uproar in the room.

"If it's them, then genetically modified humans make sense. Who knows what kind of research they've been doing behind the scenes?"

The president pursed his dry lips: "Do we have genetically modified humans?"

"The project is still underway," the technical expert replied.

The president translated what the other person said: "So we don't."

"We are still working on overcoming technical difficulties, but it will be available in the near future."

The president then translated the other party's words again: "So we don't have them."

"Yes."

"If we don't have it, how could Pyongyang possibly have it?"

"What if it was given to him by his next-door neighbor?"

"That's their style of doing things, but do they really have it?"

"Who knows? Didn't the BBC say they were abusing aliens on the moon? Maybe it's all true."

Silence. The entire presidential office was frozen in place.

After a moment's thought, the president asked, "Kash, what is your conclusion?"

Cash stood up straight and said seriously, "Our FBI conclusion is that this was a riot instigated by foreign forces, and the instigator was Pyongyang."

"Their aim is to retaliate against our recent statements denying their sovereignty and advocating for 'denuclearization' in this way."

"That Latino boy is most likely a child agent they trained, or even a genetically modified human bred using technology from China."

"That Asian man is the on-site commander of this operation. He must be a carefully trained agent from Pyongyang, and he is very likely the 'Mercury' we have been looking for."

"He was the only one who disappeared from the encirclement and suppression efforts of the Marine Corps, the National Guard, and the FBI."

The president hurriedly ordered, "Speed ​​up the investigation. We can't let them leave America." He then said to his secretary, "Arrange a phone call for me with Pyongyang. I need to have a good talk with him."

After the impromptu meeting ended, Director Cash returned immediately to the conference room at FBI headquarters.

There is an important meeting waiting for him here.

Three photos were projected onto the screen, all from the awards ceremony at Los Santos City Hall this morning.

They were an Asian man, a little black boy dressed like a vampire, and a Mexican woman.

Director Kash abandoned his humble demeanor from the presidential office and slammed the files onto the table.

"Snapped--"

The FBI agents in the room were completely silent.

"Three illegal immigrants wiped out the seven largest gangs in East Los Santos in one fell swoop."

"Why did I wait until the next morning, when the mayor of Los Santos was awarding them the prizes, to find out about something so important?"

"My most important principle in hiring is loyalty—loyalty to the president and loyalty to America!"

"The president ordered the arrest of illegal immigrants, and the KMT members are against us."

"The idea that three immigrants wiped out a gang is just propaganda by the KMT."

"They're awarding prizes to illegal immigrants and turning them into heroes. Doesn't that just make the public and media even more opposed to the president and to America?"

"If you can't catch the Asian Cellphone Man and the Vampire Boy, can't you find these three?"

A senior operator said cautiously, "We really can't find it."

Cash flew into a rage and threw the dossier at the other man's head.

"Find your mother's boss! You mean someone who can be found at the city hall, but you experienced operatives can't find?"

"Why don't you switch places with those office workers? How can you make America great again with a bunch of scoundrels like you?"

Another operator handed over a report.

"Chief, don't be angry. We did make some progress. Here are the survivors' statements."

"According to his description, it was indeed these three who wiped out all the gang members. It is said that the Asian man could deflect all the bullets like Luffy."

Do you have a video recording?

"No."

Director Cash took a deep breath: "I just convinced the president and his team that there are genetically modified humans in Pyongyang, and now you want to convince me that the Pirate King is coming to America to destroy the gangs?"

The other party nodded firmly.

Cash clutched his head in anguish: "Maybe this is karma."

"Chief, what should we do now?"

Cash roared furiously, "Find them! Prioritize the Asian cell phone addicts! I don't believe they can just disappear from the face of the earth."

“siu~”

Li Ji suddenly exhaled a breath from his pointed mouth.

"Li Ji, what's wrong?"

Shark lay to the side, lifting its head out of the bowl filled with rainbow waterfall, its mouth covered in colorful "ice cream".

Li Ji wiped his pointed beak with his tentacle, feeling as if he had sneezed: "I don't know, maybe someone misses me."

He sat in front of the control panel, his eight tentacles moving up and down.

What are you doing, Li Ji?

"I'm writing a thesis."

Li Ji didn't move his eyes; his three eyes were fixed on the ever-increasing text on the holographic projection.

Shark asked, puzzled, "Hasn't the course paper already been submitted?"

"It's not a course paper, it's about an error in a family studies textbook. Professor Piyande is mistakenly treating Italian Mafia families as a type of family. I'm going to write a paper to correct him."

Li Ji got a headache just looking at the text in the textbook.

"Is this something a human could make up?"

(End of this chapter)