He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 599 Amnesia
Li Ji watched Qian Duoduo being led away.
This legendary investor didn't make a fuss or struggle; he simply let the police take him away quietly, with astonishing calmness. Perhaps his foresight meant he had long anticipated this day and was mentally prepared for it.
Li Ji felt refreshed, as if the huge weight that had been pressing on his heart for so long had finally been lifted, and he breathed a long sigh of relief.
"it is finally over."
He walked out of the office, and the entrepreneurs swarmed around him like ants seeing a jujube.
"Mr. Wang, please take a look at my project!"
"Mr. Wang, please invest in my fully automatic home colon cleansing machine! Would you like to try it out first? I'll personally help you with the enema!"
"Get out of here!"
With the help of the agents, Li Ji managed to break free of the encirclement. He sat on the spaceship floor, utterly distraught, having almost been torn to pieces by the aliens.
A strange thought suddenly popped into my head: Li Ji has such fair and delicate skin, it's a pity he doesn't have much of a beard, otherwise he could be my father.
"Long and thin, don't think about strange things."
As soon as Li Ji turned around, he saw a slender figure standing behind him.
He no longer wore that oversized coat and extra accessories, but instead wore a silver bodysuit that covered his limbs.
On that big yellow head, four round eyes stared straight at Li Ji.
Li Ji hugged him tightly: "Good brother, thank you so much."
"Brothers? That's not impossible. But we need to distinguish who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother?"
Lee Ki was amused by the long, thin, earnest expression.
He loosened his embrace and said, "I've already spoken to the section chief about what you did for me. The bureau said that since you contributed to solving the Red Dwarf Saints case, they won't pursue your smuggling and debt evasion. The bureau will also provide you with a formal position. You're now a full-fledged agent. Welcome back."
Instead of being as excited as expected, the slender girl looked bewildered: "I still have many fathers on Earth who need my care."
"The bureau is sending you to Earth so you can take care of your illegitimate fathers."
"I don't really want to come back either. I'd have to pay off my debts if I did. It's easier on Earth."
Li Ji smiled and said, "The bureau has forgiven all your debts."
The slender figure stared wide-eyed in disbelief: "Is there really such a good thing?"
“Actually, they registered you as dead and then gave you a new identity,” Li Ji said, looking at the new citizen card on the communicator. “You’re now called Gudu Gudu, a giant E. coli person. Hopefully, they won’t transfer you to a planet full of excrement.”
With a smile, the slender legs embraced Li Ji tightly: "Thank you, Li Ji. I can finally come back and have a taste of Rainbow Falls. You have no idea how much I've missed this. You have no idea what kind of garbage I've been eating on Earth. Old Nick always makes me eat shark fins, Alaskan king crab, and bluefin tuna with him. Do you think people eat that stuff?"
"It's definitely not something an ordinary person would eat."
The spaceship's door suddenly burst open, and several land sharks rushed in, surrounding Li Ji.
Li Ji was somewhat taken aback: "What are you trying to do?"
The leader, the Land Shark Captain, took out a communicator, which displayed an electronic certificate.
“We are from the immigration department. Someone reported that there are illegal immigrants here.”
The slender woman gripped Li Ji's hand tightly: "Li Ji, you have to help me. I just got back."
“Don’t worry, I’m here.” Li Ji shielded him behind her and questioned the other party, “He’s not an illegal immigrant, you’ve got the wrong person.”
“We’re not mistaken. We didn’t say he was an illegal immigrant. You are an illegal immigrant!”
Li Ji looked bewildered: "Huh? Me? Who reported me?"
A human-shaped electric scooter emerged from behind the agents, honking its horn frantically: "That's him! Wang Duoyu, he scammed me! He said he'd invest in me, but then he went back on his word!"
Without a word, the immigration officers tackled Li Ji to the ground. Li Ji shouted, "I'm a special agent! I'm a government employee! Leaders, come save me!"
Rat 30,000 burst out of the lounge on a flying wheel: "What's going on? Who dares to touch my people?!"
The captain pulled out his identification: "We are immigration officers."
The flying wheel of the rat, which was moving for 30,000 seconds, drew an arc in the air, turned around, and said: "Oh, sorry to bother you, you can go ahead."
Li Ji shouted, "Section Chief! Help me! I've given my life for the Alliance!"
"There's nothing I can do to help you. The immigration bureau has higher authority than us. Li Ji, you wait. Once we get your citizenship, we'll bring you over from Earth."
"That seems like a good idea. But at least let me say goodbye to my friends!"
Land Shark held him down: "You don't have that chance. We will proceed with the process of erasing your memories. This time, it will directly affect your consciousness."
Li Ji panicked immediately and struggled frantically, but Lu Xingsha's hand pressed down on his arm like a mountain.
"No! You can't erase my memories! I haven't said goodbye to them yet!"
A flashlight-like object pierced Li Ji's eyeball, and he immediately went black and lost consciousness.
Li Ji felt a cold wind blow past, and he woke up shivering. The damp and cold air around him kept penetrating his body, like a rag with icy water left over from winter.
Standing before him was a thin, pale man wrapped in a blanket, shivering in tattered clothes, holding a paper coffee cup with some coins inside.
The homeless man mumbled something, which he couldn't understand at first.
"Where did these white people come from in Chengdu? Are these foreigners begging in China?"
He waved his hand: "Go away, go away, I don't have any money for you!"
The homeless man suddenly started yelling and shouting, his bloodshot blue eyes almost bulging out of their sockets, and Li Jin could clearly see the yellowish-brown rotten teeth in his mouth.
He then realized the other person was speaking in English: "This is my spot, you thief!"
Li Ji staggered to his feet and realized he was in an unfamiliar city.
Red brick buildings and Victorian architecture stand side by side, while cars with English license plates come and go on the dark asphalt roads, creating a noisy cacophony of engine sounds and horns.
Behind me, the supermarket called Costa emitted a somewhat cold and dim white light, devoid of any warmth.
Foreigners wearing down jackets and shorts walked back and forth on the street, chatting and laughing.
Li Ji felt a sense of disorientation, as if he were in another world.
The bells rang from the Western-style clock tower overhead, and people on the street cheered.
The train sped past on the tracks above the road, leaving behind a piercing roar.
"Where am I? Shouldn't I be at school?"
He asked a passerby in broken English, "Excuse me, where is this place?"
"Oxford Road".
"Which city?"
Passersby stared at him with strange looks: "Manchester."
"Thank you, Manchester summers are so cold."
The passersby looked at them even more strangely: "It's not summer now, it's already January 4th?"
Li Ji stared wide-eyed in astonishment, a desperate fear rising within him: "January 4th? Shouldn't it be May 29th? Has time reversed? What year is it now?"
"2026." (End of Chapter)
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