He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Outside Mr. Qian Duoduo's office, a long line still stretched out. These anxious entrepreneurs muttered to themselves, constantly rehearsing their lines for when they would go inside.

Everyone's attention was drawn to a strange creature.

It stands upright with legs straight, has slightly yellowish-white skin, only one pair of arms, and short black hair on its head.

"What a strange creature! What race is it?"

"never seen it."

Li Ji walked through the long queue and arrived at the entrance. He naturally cut in front of the frontmost human-shaped battery-powered vehicle.

A soft horn blared behind them.

"Beep beep—You have to wait in line!"

Li Ji turned around and asked casually, "What project are you working on?"

The electric scooter froze, then shook the communicator in the front basket, revealing a business plan.

Li Ji picked it up and took a look.

"Ride-hailing services? The transportation industry is already saturated."

The electric scooter shook its front: "No, keep watching."

Li Ji continued reading and was shocked: "The sex industry! That's quite saturated."

"No, keep watching."

Li Ji continued reading: "'On the road, have a lovemaking experience with a sexy car'? The sex industry + transportation industry, that's quite an innovation. You guys in the sex industry are too greedy. Mr. Qian Duoduo wouldn't be interested in this kind of project."

"Whether I'm interested or not, I'll find out once I get in. You're not allowed to cut in line!"

The electric scooter turned on its high beams as a warning, and the entrepreneurs behind him began to cheer, demanding that Li Ji move to the back of the line.

Li Ji calmly continued reading: "300 million in funding? Not much. I, Wang Duoyu, will invest in this project!"

The electric scooter froze, then began to shake violently, honking its horn incessantly in a shrill "beep beep beep—" sound.

The entire team instantly became excited, and everyone stared at the mysterious creature.

"Are you telling the truth?"

"Of course. Do I look like I'm broke?"

Such a mysterious appearance is unprecedented in the universe. He must be no ordinary person. He may be a mysterious tycoon who controls the top wealth of the alliance.

Everyone immediately swarmed around: "Hey boss, take a look at my project, mine's pretty good too!"

Li Ji raised his hand: "I understand everyone's enthusiasm, but it's not too late for me to come out and see after I finish talking with Mr. Qian Duoduo."

Everyone agreed and let Li Ji go in first.

Li Ji closed the door and let out a long sigh: "It feels so good to show off."

The triangular figure with octopus tentacles was at the other end of the room, scrutinizing Li Ji with his flounder-like eyes.

"An Earthling? Why is there an Earthling here?"

Li Ji chuckled inwardly; this old guy's acting was pretty good.

He immediately put on an excited laugh, opened his arms, and ran forward.

“Mr. Qian Duoduo, I thought I would never see you again.”

Qian Duoduo hurriedly backed away: "Who are you? Security guard!"

"Don't you recognize me? I'm Lee Ki!"

Qian Duoduo's vertical eyes were tightly furrowed: "Li Ji, how could you be like this? And weren't you in prison?"

"Oh right, I was so excited that I forgot to explain."

Li Ji explained the cause and effect, making choices and omissions. Seeing the other person pretending to suddenly understand, Li Ji couldn't help but laugh.

The sticky octopus tentacles were stuck to his hand, cold and slippery.

“Li Ji, I’m so happy you’re out. I knew you were innocent.”

Of course I know!
Qian Duoduo held his hand, and the two sat on the jelly sofa.

“Let’s go out for a meal later and talk in detail about your legendary experiences.”

Seeing that the other party didn't seem to be in a hurry to ask about the alien Li Ji, Li Ji couldn't tell whether Qian Duoduo really didn't know or was pretending not to know.

Li Ji sat down cross-legged, slapped his thigh, and cursed, "Tell me how hateful the mastermind behind all this is!"

"That's right, that's right. It's really wicked!"

Li Ji cursed, "This kind of person should be torn to pieces! And that's not enough! Every single one of his legs should be cut off, but not completely. Leave a tiny nerve connection so that sensation can pass through. Then make him eat each leg one by one, feeling the sensation and pain of his own feet in his mouth!"

Mr. Qian Duoduo looked at his densely packed octopus tentacles and felt a phantom pain. He could almost feel the cold and slippery touch. The moment he bit down, the hardness of his teeth, the softness of the tentacles, and the pain were all at once. He felt a tingling sensation in his heart, like being electrocuted.

He tried his best to appear calm, as he was someone who had seen a lot in his life, so why had he suddenly become so timid?

Li Ji continued, "You absolutely mustn't let him bite it off. You have to keep the slippery tentacles pressed against his throat, unable to go down or up. His survival instinct will make the tentacles keep crawling out, constantly rubbing against his esophagus, making him feel numb and nauseous. But the external pressure forces him to swallow the tentacles, and in this process, he will be constantly tormented."

Mr. Qian Duoduo immediately grabbed Li Ji's hand: "Stop talking, I feel a little nauseous."

“Mr. Qian Duoduo, I didn’t mean to you like that, I meant to the instigator. We still need to use the Great Memory Restoration Technique, which is a folk remedy from our Earth: electric shocks, chewing glass shards, and using buzzers and flashlights to deprive you of sleep.”

Mr. Qian Duoduo felt dizzy, as if he had been struck by a strong electric current. His mouth felt like it was full of sharp glass shards, and the piercing pain spread throughout his oral cavity. Lights seemed to be flashing in front of his eyes, and a buzzing sound continued in his ears.

"Li Ji, stop talking. I'm too old to listen to this. Why do you seem to find your description so real?"

“Mr. Qian Duoduo, I’m talking about that big boss. You’re not the one behind it all, so how can you feel it’s real? We Earthlings say, ‘If you haven’t done anything wrong, you have nothing to fear.’ You can’t have done anything wrong, can you?”

Qian Duoduo laughed and said, "How could I have done anything wrong? I'm a very honest person. Maybe it's because I'm getting older, but my imagination is getting richer."

Outside the room, the entrepreneurs queuing up were all groaning in despair.

"Stop shocking me! I'll talk, I'll talk!"

"Stop flashing! My eyes are going to go blind!"

"I don't want to eat octopus legs, I want to eat the fragrant and soft legs of a cockroach girl!"

The slender figure stood quietly in the line, intently emitting brainwaves.

Inside the room, a soft voice came through Li Ji's in-ear headphones: "Prepare to close the net."

He smiled slightly and patted Mr. Qian Duoduo's triangular tip: "Mr. Qian Duoduo, I'm giving you a local specialty from Earth."

"what is that?"

A fist the size of a sandbag landed on Qian Duoduo's face, knocking him to the ground.

"Li Ji, what are you doing?"

"A local specialty of Earth: 'Revenge is the best revenge'."

Li Ji threw another punch, sending Qian Duoduo rolling on the ground in pain.

"Security! Security!"

The door suddenly burst open, and several whale-men rushed in.

Mr. Qian Duoduo pointed at Li Ji and shouted, "Quickly, grab him!"

The whale-men surrounded Qian Duoduo and handcuffed him.

"Arrest him, not me!"

Li Ji, hands on his hips, chin raised, smiled and said, "I am Li Ji, an agent of the Primitive Civilization Reaction Science Department. Qian Duoduo, you are under arrest for allegedly organizing a terrorist organization, destroying a planet, subverting the government, murder, conducting illegal experiments, terrorist attacks, and assaulting elderly women!" (End of Chapter)