He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 259 The spaceship will make Lee Ki-shuang feel good.
Chapter 259 The spaceship is going to give Lee Ki a good time.
Li Ji sighed and said with feigned deep affection, "Luo Xi, I really want to keep you by my side, but I don't have the money. I can't afford the insurance, annual inspection, maintenance, and fuel you need. I can't even afford to rent a warehouse. If you come with me, you'll only be able to sleep in the vast space!"
That should make your lousy AI give up, right?
Luo Xi said calmly, "If you don't have money, can't you earn it? If you can't earn it, can't you borrow it? Go into debt! Since I already belong to you, you should be responsible for me. How much effort does it take to work hard?"
Li Ji felt a sense of disorientation he had never experienced before, as if he were facing not a spaceship, but a blind date.
"Hey? Something's not right with you! What exactly did Delulu feed you?"
“Master, to make sure you take responsibility for me, I’ve applied for a loan of 200 million for you. I’ll live frugally for the next twenty years, and that should be enough. For you, I don’t mind suffering a little hardship.”
"I'm going to your mother!"
Li Ji quickly searched through all the loan accounts, but couldn't find the debt.
He shouted anxiously, "Where did you borrow it from? I can't find it here. You didn't borrow it from the underworld, did you?"
A booming laugh, like the tinkling of bells, came from the loudspeaker: "Hehe!"
"Hehe, you banana peel! Hurry up and tell me!"
"Actually, I was lying to you. I didn't help you apply for a loan. I was just trying to scare you."
"Hey? Are you crazy?! I'm going to sell you. Keeping a mentally ill AI like you around will only cause trouble sooner or later."
Li Ji climbed down from his seat, preparing to leave.
"Master, take a look at the second cabinet on the left side of the driver's seat. There's a surprise I've prepared for you inside."
"I won't look, I'm afraid you'll blow me up with a bomb."
"Absolutely not, there really is a surprise inside, you'll regret it if you don't watch it."
Li Ji opened the cabinet with some skepticism. The black automatic cabinet slowly popped open, revealing a golden metal plate inside.
He picked it up and examined it carefully; it was soft and fine-textured, and gleamed with gold.
"It really does look like a gold nugget."
There is a line of characters engraved on it.
"What is this?"
"This guarantee agreement ensures the spaceship's complete support for the next twenty years. Quality inspection, maintenance, and fuel are all free, insurance is paid in full upfront, and even parking is guaranteed. The entire Interstellar Alliance provides 1346 billion parking spaces for free use, basically covering major urban areas."
Li Ji was stunned: "That means I won't need to spend a single penny on this spaceship for the next twenty years."
“That’s right. If you don’t believe me, you can visit the Starship Insurance Company’s website. The characters on the gold nugget are the verification code. The gold nugget is a physical souvenir, and if it gets damaged, I also have an electronic copy.”
Li Ji quickly logged onto the website to check and promptly saw the spaceship's insurance policy.
The spaceship model, identification code, and other information were all complete, and even the identity of the policyholder had been changed from Dai Lulu to Li Ji.
"Wow, this is so awesome!"
"Do you like it, Master? This is a gift that Rosie prepared for you."
"What are you preparing? It was clearly Delulu who prepared it."
The voice on the radio suddenly became pitiful, sounding like a little girl about to cry.
"Then can you stay with Rosie? Rosie really doesn't want to be separated from you. I'll provide you with the best driving experience."
"Really?"
"real."
Shark Baby's voice came from outside the spaceship: "Li Ji, senior is leaving."
"I'll talk to you later, I have to go see my senior off."
Li Ji hurriedly exited the spaceship.
Before parting ways with Senior Radish, he gave her a black card.
"This is our store's Super Supreme Unbeatable Membership Card. With this card, you can enjoy Super Supreme Unbeatable treatment at any of the 'Ultimate Answer to Earth' restaurants." Li Ji held the card; its texture was frosted and felt very comfortable to the touch.
"Super Supreme? Sounds like a pizza place."
Radish was shocked; his blue eyes and mouth turned round.
"You truly are my confidant; you've even explored such niche culinary delights on Earth!"
Li Ji's eyes narrowed in surprise: "Pizza Hut, is it a niche restaurant?"
Radish excitedly fanned its leaves: "That's it! I've been thinking about this name for years and still can't come up with one. The naming idea was inspired by this high-end restaurant on Earth. I'm planning to develop a new dish that will be inspired by their pizza."
"Let me show you a sample image of the product."
Lee Ki had a bad feeling that the ultimate answer to Earth's cuisine was layering carbohydrates, so this pizza must be just piling all the carbohydrates on top of the pizza.
Radish clicked on the projector.
A pizza appears in mid-air.
The golden-brown pizza is topped with sausages, beef, pork, mushrooms, and green peppers.
Li Ji exclaimed in surprise, "Isn't this the Super Supreme Pizza? It's not a carb-heavy meeting anymore?"
A trickle of saliva dripped from Shark Baby's mouth: "It looks so appetizing."
The whole round radish twisted in place: "Not at all. Its shape is inspired by the super pizza on Earth. But all the ingredients are actually carbohydrates, just presented in this peculiar form."
"Eh?"
Shark Baby sucked back the string of saliva: "I don't want to eat anymore."
"How about it? Isn't it unique?"
Faced with Luo Bo's expectant gaze, Li Ji, considering the luxury spaceship, reluctantly offered a few perfunctory words.
"This idea is so advanced, it's bound to succeed."
Li Ji also couldn't figure out the aliens' food preferences. What if it worked?
After all, carbohydrate-rich conferences can sell out quickly, so this new molecular gastronomy might too.
"I knew you understood me! Remember to come and support us when the new products launch!"
"must!"
After saying goodbye to Radish, Li Ji and Shark Baby boarded the spaceship again.
Li Ji sat in the driver's seat, enjoying the comfortable, enveloping feel of the seat cushion.
Even though it wasn't my first time sitting in this spaceship, I still felt a rare sense of novelty.
"Luo Xi, guide me back to school."
"Yes, Master. We are en route to our destination, the core downtown area of Milvor Main Planet."
Li Ji suddenly jumped up from his seat: "I said go back to school! What are we going to do in the downtown area? I have an Earth Religion class later! Are you deliberately messing with me, AI?"
"Master, it makes me very sad if you yell at me like that."
"Can you please stop being so sassy? You're practically a carbon copy of the evil Hakimi from Delulu."
"I feel extremely honored to be compared to Miss Delulu, who possesses both beauty and talent, virtue and wisdom, is an icon of art, and is the greatest fashion pioneer in the Interstellar Alliance!"
Li Ji and Sha Bao were stunned.
"Delulu isn't here, you don't need to fawn over her like that, do you? Why is it that just because she's a spokesperson, I have to be the one getting hyped up with you? You can't be so hypocritical."
"After all, she bought the insurance policy. And what have you done for me?"
"That's true. Wait a minute, haven't we started yet? Could you please take me back to school quickly? I have classes later!"
(End of this chapter)
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